Chapter XXXVII

readx; Since this time period is called Sunday prime time, it is naturally not idle. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info a lot of her or he who have something to do with Dongjiu are watching, laughing, and crying.

Inside the President's Office of JYP. The gorilla Park Jin-young, who was watching the live broadcast, had a face as black as an ink fountain, and his already scary face was even more hideous. Ever since East Kowloon complained about the 2pm beast as hello-kitty on the bus, the gorilla's anger has been accumulating; By the time Park Chulong's fatal scissor legs easily killed Yu Ze in seconds, his anger reached the max level of bubbles.

Gorillas didn't slap the table or smash the TV or anything like that. After all, after decades of mixing, what wind and waves have not been experienced? Gorillas still have the basic self-cultivation. It's just that the fire in my heart can't be extinguished.

He spent money, spent connections, and got Dong Kowloon on the show. I wanted to make 2pm shine and save face. In the end, 2pm completely confirmed the name of "false potential", and directly called it "hello-kitty".

If you can't pretend to be b, you can't do it, but it will be cao. Let the gorilla's heart drip blood, and make up his mind to die without a brain for the rest of his life.

SBS TV, the main creative team of "Birth of a Family 2" also watched the live broadcast in the conference room. Many of them have actually seen the first cut version, and their minds are not on TV at the moment. The leader Guo PD had a gloomy face and did not say a word, which made people guess.

"Ding Dong" mobile phone information sounded, and everyone held their breath and stared at Guo PD's latest Samsung smartphone.

"The average ratings are not counted, and the real-time ratings are more than 42%, hehe" Kim PD was laughing, laughing more ugly than crying.

For the show itself, this is a ratings against the sky, and it is worth celebrating. It has exceeded the highest ratings of the first season by a large margin, and it is several times the ratings of the second season, which cannot even reach 10% of the ratings.

But for the crew of "Birth of a Family 2", this is Chi Guoguo's slap in the face. Such high ratings have little to do with their program group. The team of family members was crushed by a team of only two people throughout the whole process, and it properly became a background board. The artist of jyp in the part of peeling walnuts has completely become a villain.

The two game projects set by the program team intuitively reflect to the audience how weak and brainless the whole of "Birth of a Family 2" is.

What makes the main creative team vomit blood the most is that this is not good if it is not broadcast, and it has been leaked on the Internet by people with intentions early on. If the ratings are average, then the high ratings seem to tell the world: The ultra-low ratings of the first few episodes are not because the program is not good, but because the production team is bad!

Dong Jiu once again reaped the resentment of the entire show's creative team.

In T-Ara's cramped dormitory, the sofa facing the TV can only accommodate four people. Park Ji-yeon and Park Hyo-min, who are junior characters, can only stand behind the sofa and watch TV on the backs of their sisters. There is no due treatment for idol stars.

T-Ara everyone originally just wanted to observe the performance of Lin Yuna, the face of the biggest imaginary enemy "Girls' Generation", but unexpectedly, the program team shook out a big bomb at the beginning.

"This is the East Kowloon OPPA? The East Kowloon OPPA we know? How did he get on TV? The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon looked cute and funny.

"Isn't this nonsense? Can you find the second one named Dong-kow among the international students at Seoul National University? ”

"It's still handsome in a college uniform."

The picture went to the bus complaining about Girls' Generation.

The six looked at each other, and then burst into laughter.

"The utilitarian aesthetic is amazing!"

"We at T-Ara finally have one thing that definitely wins over Girls' Generation. Most of them will starve to death children, hahaha~~"

Park Suyan, who has always regarded herself as a detective, suddenly changed her painting style, stood up, and studied Li Juli for a while. "Don't you think that pragmatist aesthetic is talking about Cyglioni?"

I can get out of the hall, I can go down to the kitchen, I can get into a big bed, and I can raise a child.

"It's definitely out of the hall. Our faΓ§ade yes. The captain of the short hair Enjing took the lead in concluding remarks.

"Better cooks than I am. I can go down to the kitchen, and this item is gone. Hyo-min, a cooking woman who takes cooking as her hobby, echoed the voice.

"I can get on a big bed. I'm certified. "Quan Baolan, as Li Juli's roommate for n years, has the most right to speak.

The undeveloped child Paper Park Ji-yeon compared the gap between herself and Li Juli with both hands, and said, "Cyioni should belong to the type that feeds the child." I'm just enough to be fed. ”

"Phew, you're the type of kid to starve. Pulled down the average of our regiment. "Detective Park is very faceless.

"In this case, the ideal type of OPPA in East Kowloon is Cyioni. Authentication!! ”

Li Juli blushed with shame, buried her head in her knees and pretended to be an ostrich, ignoring the colors of the team members and complaining.

"Eun Jing oppa, can you fish with a bamboo pole like Dong Kowloon oppa?" Park Ji-yeon, who is a black belt in taekwondo, asks T-ARA for kung fu advice from T-ara's highest martial arts value.

(That's the case in South Korea, where the streets are full of black belts in taekwondo, and there are actually few who can fight.) οΌ‰

"Little dinosaur, do you want to shi? Call me OPPA one more time, and your snacks won't see the sun tomorrow. "Although the highest force value is still the first captain; But Han Enjing's prestige is really weak, and everyone in the team dares to ridicule her short hairstyle.

"Cyrioni, East Kowloon oppa, is it really that good at fighting?" Park Hyo-min asked, leaning on Lee Ju-ri's shoulder.

Tianxian Juli recalled for a moment and said lightly: "It should be." The first time in NB2, he also subdued the reporter with ease. ”

"Wow, that's so manly." Park Hyo-min had a seizure of nymphomania.

Li Juli looked at Park Chulong on the screen thoughtfully, the girl paper in the cafΓ© last time was this person. What does it have to do with East Kowloon?

The program progressed slowly, and the effect was to restore tranquility to the noisy dormitory.

"Ji-hyun, do you know why the East Kowloon OPPA is working so hard? The hands are no longer the same, and they still hold on until the end of the game. "As the eldest sister, Quan Baolan just looks like a child. At this moment, she was the only one who hugged Li Juli for the first time and asked softly.

Li Juli has already silently kept her tears, and laughing and crying is her unique secret skill. "I don't know. I don't know anything. I haven't seen him since the last time I was at the cafΓ©, and I've blocked his game account. Woo woo woo~~"

The sisters had to huddle together and snuggle up to each other. These family ethical disputes, bloody triangle stories or something, they are beginners who have no love experience, and they really have no right to speak.

In the luxurious dormitory of more than 300 square meters of Girls' Generation, it is very rare for nine bombards to gather together, and even Lin Yun'er, who is usually so busy that she doesn't even have time to sleep, also watched the live broadcast of this show.

"Yuna, is this show exciting? Usually you watch the recording, but today you have to watch the live broadcast without resting. "There are so many people in the bombing group that they don't know who asked.

The small coffee table was full of snacks, but the "God of Food" Lin Yun'er had no intention of eating, and was holding the teacup in a daze. "Hmm. Or the most exciting episode of the entire season of "Birth of a Family 2". ”

"Cut! "Birth of a Family 2" is not exciting in the first place, okay. If it weren't for you, we wouldn't have watched it. If you want to compare "Two Days and One Night", the ratings have exceeded 30% for more than 20 consecutive weeks. ”

Lin Yun'er's belly was black, her big eyes narrowed, and she was ready to dig a pit, "I don't dare to guarantee the ratings." But when you see it, you will definitely cry and laugh, dare you bet with me? ”

"Everybody crying and laughing?"

"Yes, all of them. If I win, each of you will invite me to dinner once, and if I lose, I will treat you to a big meal. "Lin Yun'er's name as the god of food is well-known.

"Deal!" Everyone looked at the iceberg princess Jessica, and she was quite confident. There are very few movies and TV that can make her cry, let alone entertainment variety shows that focus on funny and slapstick.

Just in the opening stage, Dong-kowloon's comic appearance has already caused half of the people to laugh, and Taeyeon, the captain of the convulsive team, is rolling on the sofa with his stomach in his hand.

"Let you pretend to be a master, let you ignore our girlhood. You deserve to be out of luck. "It seems that they met twice in the game, which caused a lot of grudges.

The picture of complaining on the bus is reproduced.

When the five Honko, who was classified as starving to death, scolded each other, and suddenly heard that Sunny was attributed to "eating the child to death", everyone except Jessica, the princess of the iceberg, laughed until she had a convulsion.

"Hehe, even Sika has survived such a picture. Yun'a, where are you going to invite us to dinner? ”

Lin Yun'er also broke out in a cold sweat at this time, complaining about sunny should be the biggest laugh, but she can't even handle the iceberg princess, what a pit.

The screen continues to advance.

Park Chulong's fatal scissor leg killed Yu Ze in an instant, but Jessica, the iceberg princess, laughed without warning. Let everyone scratch their heads.

"Sika, did you make some evil deal with Yuna? It's not funny here at all. ”

"Yuzeyan always wants to ask me and Tiffany to go to the street, and I'm so annoyed. It's so coke to see him being ko'd by a girl. Jessica was annoyed by the flies flying around.

All the people in the funny level were killed. Lin Yun'er made a V-shaped gesture of victory and showed off with the players.

"Yun'a, don't be too happy. Sika is a special case this time. More than half of the show has passed, and we don't have any signs of crying. You're doomed! ”

"Huh." Belly Black Yun smiled but did not speak.

hammered walnuts with his bare hands, and took advantage of the sensational dialogue between Dongjiu and Park Chulong. Supplemented by appropriate tragic background music, it is an absolute tear gas killer. Earn Lin Yun'er eight meals without any suspense.

"Yuna. Why is this happening? Is there any story here? ”

"Before the show was recorded, the hosts of our entire family invited the East Kowloon OPPA to participate in the show at the cost of the entire performance. If he wins against our family team in the game, he'll get a show fee for his own sake. Lin Yuner broke the news, they are all sisters anyway, and they will not be revealed.

"In order to make money, I also work hard. I can't imagine that international students at Seoul National University are so short of money, and the economy is really bad this year. ”

Lin Yun'er was a little gloomy, "If only it was to make money." The East Kowloon OPPA is raising money for a friend who is about to undergo a difficult heart surgery. He had a reason to win. ”

"Do you know what he usually eats for lunch? A packet of instant noodle seasoning, tossed with white rice! ”

The bombardment group usually laughs and plays, and is very active. Such people often have rich and delicate feelings, and the pictures made up by the brain are more bloody than the life and death of bloody Korean dramas. Let them cry uncontrollably.

"Can we help?" Pikachu Kim Tae-yeon, who had previously regarded Dong-kyu as a thorn in his side, asked.

"The cost of the operation should be enough, and the remaining cost should not be a big problem. Dongkowloon oppa is very good at playing games, and he said that he earned 30 million won in "Dream World". Lin Yun'er broke the news again.

Everyone spends money to buy equipment, but it is expected to be the master of the game, Sunny.

"It should be possible. The last time we went to look for the nine hooligans who took our names, Dong Jiu alone almost wiped out all nine of them. Technology is really powerful. ”

"What are you talking about, we're asking if there's anything we can do to help." Every time the ice princess speaks, she is always so powerful and domineering, and she has the final word.