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Ling Xu ran all the way to Yu Haiqi, and at this time, Yu Haiqi was arguing with a middle-aged man with a sharp mouth and a sloppy appearance, who was Cui Ping'an, the target of Ling Xu and Yu Haiqi.

Yu Haiqi had a few scratches on his neck, his hair was torn off a lot, and his clothes were torn, but Cui Ping'an on the opposite side grabbed Yu Haiqi with an aggrieved look, and at the same time, he shouted loudly: "Come and see, the cadres of Hongyun Town/beat people." ”

His shout immediately attracted all the people nearby, most of those people were petitioners from all over the country, and after seeing this situation, everyone couldn't help but stand on Cui Ping'an's side, and they all spoke out to accuse Yu Haiqi.

Although Ling Xu didn't see the cause and process of the incident, he believed that Yu Haiqi should not have beaten anyone, first of all, Yu Haiqi was an old fritter, and it was impossible to beat Cui Ping'an in public, and secondly, as long as a clear-eyed person saw the injuries on the two of them, he would know who was beaten.

Cui Ping'an was tearing with Yu Haiqi, and suddenly saw Ling Xu coming, although he hadn't seen Ling Xu before, but when he saw Ling Xu running towards him, Cui Ping'an knew that Ling Xu and Yu Haiqi were in the same group.

Therefore, when Ling Xu ran to the front and back, Cui Ping'an spread out of Yu Haiqi, bent over, lowered his head to meet Ling Xu, and came up to Ling Xu, Cui Ping'an took the initiative to stuff his head into Ling Xu's arms, and shouted with words in his mouth: "You fight, I'll let you fight, you beat me, you have the ability to fight." ”

Seeing Cui Ping'an's splashing/skinning/no-nonsense behavior, Ling Xu was a little dumbfounded, how had he ever seen this kind of person before, seeing Cui Ping'an drilling into his arms vigorously, Ling Xu tried to push, wanting to get rid of Cui Ping'an, but this time he was in trouble, when Ling Xu made a push and shoved action before Cui Ping'an rubbed it, Cui Ping'an fell backwards by himself, and lay on the ground with a bang, and then, his feet glared, his eyes closed, and he fainted.

At this moment, it was too bad, seeing Cui Ping'an in a coma, the petitioners around him instantly surrounded Ling Xu, shouting in their mouths, "I've killed someone, come and see." For a while, Ling Xu was surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, and he couldn't move.

Just when Ling Xu was surrounded, Cui Ping'an, who was lying unconscious on the ground, quietly squinted his eyes, and after seeing what happened to Ling Xu, a smug smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and then, Cui Ping'an continued to pretend to be unconscious.

Although Cui Ping'an's small action just now was only for a moment, but it happened to be looked at by Ling Xu, after reading it, Ling Xu immediately understood in his heart that this guy was playing yin for him, thinking about this, Ling Xu decided to plan the plan, so he shouted: "Stop." ”

After everyone was shocked by the shouting, Ling Xu pushed away the people around him, slowly walked in front of Cui Ping'an, and after putting on a cool pose, he turned on the high-energy flickering mode:

"Fellow villagers, fathers and elders, in fact, we are filming a documentary on the theme of petitioning, in order to strive for truth, so our crew chose this place to shoot the venue, the protagonist is also a real petitioner, and the scene just filmed is about the story of petitioners and **** work.

According to everyone's reaction just now, everyone must have taken the filming plot seriously, from this point of view, our choice is correct, okay, the filming is over, now, our actors should also get up, peace, don't lie down, get up, let's go to the next venue to continue filming, the next scene is a scene with a hip injury. ”

When he said this, Ling Xu turned on the ability, took advantage of the time to pause, ran to Cui Ping'an's side, took a nail clipper from his key hanging, and then turned over Cui Ping'an's body, and used the nail clipper to squeeze more than a dozen knives in his buttocks in a row, clipping down more than a dozen small pieces of flesh, after doing this, Ling Xu returned to his original position to remove the ability.

As soon as Ling Xu's ability was lifted, he heard a wail from Cui Ping'an, and at this moment, he didn't care about pretending to be unconscious, he jumped up directly from the ground, and then covered his buttocks with his hand and kept calling: "It hurts-it hurts-it hurts--it hurts-"

"Okay, very good, that's what you want, it's good to be in the play, it's very good to be in the play, all the petitioners and friends, do you say, is Cui Ping'an's acting skills good?" At this time, Ling Xu interacted with the petitioners at the scene.

The previous petitioners were skeptical of Ling Xu's words, but after seeing Ling Xu finish speaking, Cui Ping'an immediately stood up by himself, and especially listened to Ling Xu's words, Ling Xu let him get up, Cui Ping'an stood up, Ling Xu said that in the next scene of filming a hip injury, Cui Ping'an covered his hip and said that his stomach hurt.

Therefore, everyone believed Ling Xu's words, and when they saw Ling Xu's interaction on the spot, those petitioners all actively cooperated, so when Ling Xu finished asking, the surrounding people answered in unison: "Good performance." ”

Seeing that everyone was giving such a face, Ling Xu was also energetic, he saw that Cui Ping'an wanted to speak, and continued to interact with the people around him: "You say, is Cui Ping'an's acting great?" ”

The petitioners replied, "Great." ”

"Does Cui Ping'an act like this?

"Like."

"Thank you, thank you, please pay more attention to our program in the future, the URL of our program is,Three big deals,Point,CC is not TV,You may not find the station,Point,。 reported a temporary blind website, Ling Xu didn't wait for Cui Ping'an to resist, put his arms around his neck, and took Cui Ping'an away amid the cheers and warm applause of the petitioners around him.

When Ling Xu and Yu Haiqi took the person away, in an inconspicuous corner next to him, a figure slowly walked out, looking at Ling Xu's distant back, a trace of disappointment flashed in the person's eyes, and he whispered in his mouth:

"Cui Ping'an, this waste, let him trap all the two people who intercepted the interview here, and then find a way to make an incident and attract the attention of those leaders in the interview hall, but he only made a little noise from Yu Haiqi, and it didn't affect Ling Xu at all, and gave him so much money in vain, waste."

……

At a certain intersection where Ji Nanshi returned to Hongyun Town, Ling Xu asked Yu Haiqi to park the van on the side of the road, and then he sat in the back seat, staring at Cui Ping'an with a stern face, seeing Ling Xu's majestic eyes, Cui Ping'an twisted his head to the side a little uncomfortably.

Seeing that Cui Ping'an was a little weak-hearted, Ling Xu asked lightly: "Cui Ping'an, your behavior today is very strange, you actually sprinkled in front of so many people, today is the day of the leader's visit, and people like you who came to report the situation should be very aggrieved and helpless, instead of playing tricks."

To put it mildly, your behavior today is no longer a petition, but a non-petition and a troublemaker, in this case, you will be held legally responsible, and an old petitioner like you must be well aware of these regulations.

If you are not comfortable enough outside, and want to be sent to the detention center for this behavior, then you have a grudge against me and Director Yu, and you want to trap the two of us, otherwise, you will not be able to do such a perverse thing. ”

"There's got to be something wrong with this kid." After Ling Xu finished speaking, Yu Haiqi pointed at Cui Ping'an with an indignant face: "Cui Ping'an, we have been dealing with each other for some years, right?" You touch your conscience and say, "What do I do to you on weekdays?"

Every New Year's holiday, I go to your house to send noodles and oil, and sometimes I send you clothes, and I also sell you a few piglets in your house, I am so good to you, but you play yin for me today.

As soon as we met today, before I could speak, you grabbed my clothes and tore them, and pulled my hair, slandering me and beating you. Why weren't you like this before, could it be that you took the wrong medicine today? ”

After listening to Yu Haiqi's words, Ling Xu's heart moved, and then, he asked unhurriedly, wanting to find something, but no matter how Ling Xu asked, Cui Ping'an just didn't answer, and didn't even say a word, seeing that Cui Ping'an's front and back contrast was so big, Ling Xu was even more sure that Cui Ping'an had a problem.

Seeing that he couldn't say anything about this kind of question, Ling Xu decided to change the routine, only to see him look at Cui Ping'an seriously, saying that he had learned Mai physiognomy, and he could see a person's fortune and fortunes, and Cui Ping'an's previous hip pain for no reason was the beginning of the disaster.

Hearing Ling Xu say this, Cui Ping'an remembered that his buttocks were suddenly painful and unbearable, and after a slight hesitation, he couldn't help but ask Ling Xu: "Do you have a Mai look?" Really? ”

"Don't you believe it? Well, in that case, I'll give you a free hexagram to see how your fortunes and misfortunes are? After speaking, Ling Xu began to tell Cui Ping'an, and after pinching a trick, Ling Xu chattered for a while, and then looked at Cui Ping'an fixedly: "If I didn't make a mistake, at this time, there were a total of twelve small wounds on your cheek, if this is the case, Cui Ping'an, you are about to come to a catastrophe." ”

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