"Miss Caizhu, Mama has something to look for you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Lady Kuya Raku came to see Caizhu with a flattering smile, and Caizhu felt as if she had touched Aunt Weasel. came out to see Mama Ku with a very terrifying mentality, because Mama Ku's notoriety is infamous all over the Forbidden City:

"Is there anything wrong with you?"

"I heard you're making hand eggs?"

"It's a handbag, a pocket bag."

"Why aren't there four of us?"

"Didn't you say that you are a teacher from the palace, and no one is worthy of teaching you?"

"Did I say that? Is that what I said? "Mama Ku started to play tricks.

"Even if you didn't say it, Caizhu didn't dare to teach you."

"You're going to leave us alone when you're going to make money? We have a grudge against you? ”

"Mama Ku, why are you just looking for Caizhu to say this? There were nine of us going together. ”

"You mean that the weasel bites the sick duck alone, and I am bullying you?"

"Mama Ku is Xuanwang's Mansion here, not in the palace, and you can't bully Caizhu if you want to."

"It turns out that you are soft, but I didn't expect you to lose your temper when you entered the Xuanwang Mansion? I know, what is you and Tian in charge of, we can't control this......"

"You wait! What do you mean? What's wrong with Mr. Caizhu and Tian? What's wrong? You make it clear! "Mama Ku said in public that Caizhu and Mr. Tian were in charge, purely guessing, and didn't know that Caizhu was Tian Liang's future aunt, if she knew that people were "what's wrong", it was also justified, but Caizhu couldn't save face.

"Forget it, what did you do with Manager Tian that day? Lonely men and widows ...... in the house"

"You're spewing blood! Caizhu just wants to ask Mr. Tian for leave to go home to see, what is a lonely man and a widow? You know a lot. Can you stick to a man with a word? Are your people so casual? "Caizhu also has a temper.

"Everyone, come and see, Caizhu is bullying me!" Mama Ku suddenly changed her face, lay on the ground and rolled, and wiped her snot on Caizhu's trouser leg.

All the girls in the courtyard came out. Pull and pull, pull and pull, and separate the colored beads from Mama Ku. Caizhu went back to the house and cried. I have never seen such a woman, and she sprays feces when she opens her mouth.

"What's going on?" The resident Xuanwang Mansion's representative Gelong guards came to inquire, and Caizhu's little sisters talked about the situation. Gelong was very angry, why is this Mama Ku so old and pious, specifically talking about these things?

"Kuyala!" Gelong didn't call Mama Ku anymore, and called her by her name: "You come out for me!" ”

"Come out, come out! What can you do with Mama? ”

"It's not much, come with me!"

"Monkey cub, I'm afraid of you? Let's go! Oops! What are you doing? What are you going to do pushing me into this empty room? You don't want to insult me, do you? Let me out!"

"You have violated the government rules, and according to the regulations, you will be locked up in the black room for two days. I don't have anything to eat. "Yes, it's locked.

Knocking, kicking, slamming, kicking, scolding, and finally no door. Mama Ku sat on the pile of firewood and grass and howled. was wronged enough, and was punished. Gron, you wait for me! Naturally, you don't like my old woman with a wrinkled face, and you prefer Caizhu to speak, how will you live in the future, my heaven ...... earth"

Enough crying and scolding, Mama Ku lay on the pile of firewood and grass and slept. I woke up in the middle of the night, and I didn't think where I was now, I couldn't see my fingers, I touched around, and there was a quilt, which I pulled over and covered it. Then go to sleep.

What is the sound of "grunt, grunt......"? Belly! Hungry, hungry, Mama Ku has never been punished like this, it is better to slap twice, and it will be fine after slapping, and she will not starve to death for two days.

"Come on, give me something to eat! Hunger doesn't pay for people's lives! ”

"Kuyala! You're shouting so hard, and you're still not hungry. Didn't eat. ”

"Nephew Gelong, it's okay to give Mama a little nest, porridge? Potato? Let's go? Queen Mother, you old witch, bluff me behind this Yin Mountain to drink the breeze, what can I do, I can't live. Hang oneself! Yes, but there is no place to hang a rope, and there is no rope. There is a rope, and the house is dark, where to hang it? Wall? If you can't die, how ugly is your bloody face? Let's starve to death......"

It seems that it took half a month before someone took care of Mama Ku.

"Have you thought about it?" Glong appeared in front of Mama Ku.

"What do you think?"

"Think about how to apologize to the girl with colored beads."

"Why should I apologize?"

"No, huh? Two more days, two more days of starvation, right? ”

"Don't price, don't price, I say, I just say. Isn't it just an apology? Earlier, let my grandmother suffer from hunger for half a month. ”

"It's only been two days and two nights in total, where is it for half a month? For half a month, you took all the skins home. Come out, apologize to Miss Caizhu, she wants to forgive you and you can eat, if she doesn't forgive, I'm sorry, and I will continue to be hungry for two days. It's up to you to be sincere. ”

"Yes! Yes! Mama, I'm sincere—it's weird. "It's no wonder that it's whispered in his throat.

"Miss Caizhu, don't be angry, Mama is old, and there are times when she is confused."

"No matter how confused you are, you can't insult people." There is no meaning of forgiveness.

"Oh, Mama is saying that she is tall, don't worry about it, dissipate your anger, look at this little face."

"Kuyala, you say, what you said to Miss Caizhu was talking about yourself? Right? The Gelong guard was very serious, "You said that Caizhu girl and Mr. Tian are lonely men and widows in the house, if you say that you yourself are the lonely men and women in the house with Mr. Hetian?" What delusions do you think Mr. Tian can have for you? ”

Tian Liangqiang held back a smile and said: "You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." If you've been so foul-mouthed before, how did you teach Mama Xi? Those little masters who entered the palace may have been instigated by you to become female hooligans. ”

"What is a female hooligan?"

"It's a female disciple."

"Spare Mama, Mama is so old, she has been locked up in a dark room for two days, and she has been hungry for two days."

"Your apology is insincere."

"Then I'll kneel down and kowtow to Miss Caizhu, I'm stupid. Caizhu girl, Mama will never talk nonsense again in the future, right? You're going to spare Mama this time? Mama is a little uncomfortable here, not for you. Look at Mama's ......."

"Forget it, let her out." The most unbearable thing about Caizhu is that others beg themselves in a low voice.

"Miss Caizhu forgive you, you can come out, but you have to keep your mouth shut in the future, don't talk about it."

"Yes, yes, the slave remembers, don't dare next time."

"You go to the restaurant and say to the cook Sister-in-law Li, I'll let you go, and give you a bowl of white porridge."

"What is a bowl of white porridge for?"

"You've been hungry for two days, and suddenly you're going to get sick if you eat too much! After drinking porridge, eat less and dry it for an hour. ”

"Thank you, Mr. Tian."

Mama Ku's arrogance had just been somewhat restrained, and the soldiers of the Royal Forest Army and Tian Liang shouted:

"Manager Tian, we heard that the soldiers in the house over there are all trained by Lord Rui's Shaolin Kung Fu, why do we watch them beat grass and move bricks, not like kung fu."

"Want to try?"

"How's it going?"

"Before the one-on-one, you compare the bricks. I've got an alarm watch here, you and ...... Hey, Biru! You come here, and you can move bricks with this brother of the Imperial Guards, and it will take you five minutes to see who can move more. The pile of bricks moved from the top to my eyes, I will draw a circle, and each of you will move it in a circle, and the number of blocks will be counted when the time comes. ”

"Okay, this is the beginning?" Biru is also an acute child.

"What are you anxious about? I shouted to start and start again. ”

Seeing the excitement around, it was natural to divide into two groups, Tian Liang put his alarm watch on the brick stack, and shouted "start" when the second hand reached 12!

The two boys lifted the bricks. They are all big green bricks of the Qing Dynasty, and one piece has to have more than a dozen catties. The one from the Imperial Forest Army moved a piece with two hands and sent it to the circle drawn by Tian Liang, and the pro-soldier named Bilu took a piece in one hand and easily placed it next to Tian Liang. After a while, the brothers of the Royal Forest Army couldn't straighten their waists, and the pro-soldier was like playing, unhurried.

"Stop!" The chief manager called a stop, and he didn't need to count the blocks, just look at the pile of bricks and see it at a glance.

"Not convinced! I'm not convinced! Moving bricks is stupid work, and those who are soldiers have to do it with a knife and a gun! ”

"Okay, let's do it with a knife and a gun. However, the ugly words are in front, and you are not allowed to take the opportunity to vent your anger, and you will stop there. There are no weapons to use here, so just use the sticks they usually use for training, right? ”

"A stick is a stick, who is afraid of whom?"

The jousting began. Tian Liang gave an order, and the soldiers of the Royal Forest Army and the Manchurian guy named Bilu began to fight.

Not to mention, the Imperial Forest Army really has two hits, and it seems that it is also trained in peacetime, after all, it is a descendant army to defend the emperor. It may be that you are not used to sticks, and you can't play with them. Not only can't he beat Bilu, but he also keeps pumping his own legs. After a while, he stopped doing it: "No, no, no, I can't get used to sticks, so I can use a big sword and a sword." ”

"I'm sorry that my prince doesn't use a murder weapon, why don't you have a hand-to-hand fight?"

"It's okay, I just want to see your Shaolin kung fu."

This person's face was a little sour, and he targeted Biru's vital parts. Biru didn't care about him at all, and when the man's knee suddenly bent to push up to Biru's crotch, Biru's leg stretched out and swept him down, and then he stretched out his hand and slapped the man's shoulder, and the man sat on the ground.

"I'm coming!" Another Royal Forest soldier came on the field, attacking fiercely, raising his foot and kicking at the door of Bilu, if this kick was kicked in the face, the bones of the entire front face would collapse, and the momentum was quite great. But Biru didn't hide, but caught his foot with his hand, and with a light touch, the Forester fell to the ground with a scream.

"Biru! You lighten a little. Tian Liang reminded.

"Huh." Biru didn't take it seriously at all, fighting the puffed up Guards.

The one-on-one hand-to-hand combat lasted a long time, and seven or eight Royal Forest soldiers took turns to fight. The pro-soldier side has always been Bilu alone.

"Substitution!" Tian Liang felt that the group of people in the Imperial Forest Army was a bit domineering, how could there be seven or eight people competing with one person? Is it still called one-on-one?

On the side of the soldiers, a big man came up, very thick, and felt a little sluggish in his reaction, taking a figure-eight step, very much like a wrestler.

The Imperial Forest Army hurriedly changed people, and one of the small leaders instructed: "Don't paralyze the enemy." ”

The Kingsguard is a very sturdy young man on the field, and if it is summer, you will definitely see his tendons.

Came up to the big man and punched him in the chest by surprise. It felt like hitting a stone slab and several fingers were broken. Kick him in the leg again, and his leg will throb as if he was stretching his tendons. The heart said what's going on, is this big man practicing Shaolin Kung Fu?

The big man didn't attack the other person, he was beaten there, but it was the other party who was frustrated: the wrist was swollen and red and bright.

"Stop! Stop, stop! The little leader of the Imperial Guards called a halt. said to Tian Liang: "Lord Chief, the battle between the soldiers and the soldiers is over for the time being, and we all want to see the ability of the head manager." ”

"Where did I get the skills? He was just a small guard. ”

"How did you become a manager if you didn't have the skills? It didn't come by shooting right away, did it? ”

Nalan shouted: "Don't be rude! ”

"It's okay, it's okay. This brother is straightforward and fast-talking, but he is also a lover. Whether it's by patting the horse, you'll know. This brother asked me what I was capable of, and I was ashamed, I really didn't know how to learn. Since the battle is called, I will try it, I hope that my brother's subordinates will be merciful, and my family is still pregnant with a child. ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. Or hand-to-hand combat? ”

"Whatever."

The man made a move, the attack was even more fierce than the previous one, it should be called ruthless, and he went straight to Tian Liang's face with his palm. Tian Liang has been a Taoist since elementary school, and it is not Tai Chi boxing and Tai Chi palm, it is a kind of kung fu created by Master Emei, and it is also a combination of rigidity and softness. No matter how fierce the opponent's attack was, he was blocked back by Tian Liang unhurriedly, and he couldn't hit his body at all.

It seems that there is an invisible force surrounding Tian Liang, the soldiers of the Royal Forest Army are like they are fighting with themselves, and Tian Liang is practicing in another place. Suddenly, five or six people from the Royal Forest Army jumped up at the same time to surround Tian Liang, and they opened their teeth and claws, and the result was that the accomplices' faces and bodies were colored.

They all wondered what was going on. After discussing it, they rushed towards Tian Liang from different directions, but the result was a scream, Tian Liang was gone, and the Imperial Forest Army beat themselves up.

What these people love most is their own face, so many people besiege one and have no face, and they still beat themselves, and they don't even have the lining. More than a hundred Royal Foresters rushed up, eager to repair this tepid steward. As a result, one by one, they all bounced back as if they had hit a wall of flesh. Standing in the middle was not Tian Liang, but Mangge. It was Fu Jin who asked him to come to the prince, but when he saw a group of people fighting the head of the field, he stopped there.

When I was bounced back, I saw a big man standing in the middle, with an iron tower, and hehe Zhile. Manager Tian crossed his hands in front of his chest, and nodded and smiled with Nalan not far away.

"I said Mr. Tian, are your soldiers practicing Shaolin Kung Fu?"

"Where do we dare to use Shaolin Kung Fu? You'll get hurt that way. Forget it, let's be happy, don't really hurt the harmony. Your kung fu is good, and if you learn from the brothers in the house, both of you will grow. Tomorrow the prince will teach you Shaolin kung fu, and you are ready to endure hardships. ”

"Then is the manager also practicing Shaolin Kung Fu?"

"Where do I get Shaolin Kung Fu? I've had a little Taoist skill since elementary school, and I'm still immature, so everyone is laughing. ”

"This is not ripe?"

At this time, the soldiers of the Royal Forest Army were already a little convinced. (To be continued.) )