Chapter 213: Hitting people doesn't slap their faces
There is nothing strange about holding a ruler, after all, the law does not stipulate that you can't hold a ruler, isn't it, but what is the situation with your Lin Ziyao's menacing appearance, even if she Xu Jiedan is stupid, she knows it, this is the rhythm of challenging authority.
Suddenly, the living room was filled with a solemn atmosphere.
The cold wind is blowing, the eyes of the two seem to be together, if there is a special effect, it seems that you can see countless murderous lights colliding with each other in the line of sight, if you can still hear the sound, then the battle scene will definitely not lose the battle sound in the X-Men.
"Yo, what's the situation, Brother Yao, you probably want to hit me with a ruler?" Xu Jiedan slowly took the mask off her face, and for her, the battle of the century - the battle of adults bullying children was about to begin.
At this time, although she was opening her mouth to Lin Ziyao, her body was indeed running internal qi in order to achieve the best state.
This is called contempt for the enemy strategically, tactically, well, also for the enemy.
"Hehe, Dandan, look at what you said, am I such a person, after my repentance in the afternoon, I decided to express my sincere apology to you, no, I brought the ruler, I just hope you use this ruler to spur the boy a few times." Lin Ziyao's appearance at this time gave Xu Jiedan a very familiar feeling, but he just couldn't remember where he had seen it.
It didn't matter if she couldn't remember, the scholar remembered, it was similar to Zeng Xiaoxian's appearance when he was currying favor with Hu Yifei.
Cheap.
There is no cure for the criminal.
"It doesn't matter if you have this heart, after all, you are also a sincere heart, and the Buddha also said, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha, and the prodigal son will not change his money." Xu Jiedan was lying on the sofa with the appearance of an eldest sister, and her eyes did not look at Lin Ziyao, as if she was talking to herself.
"It's just ~~~"
Lin Ziyao immediately stood up straight when he heard this, and said with a smile: "It's just what, you always command." ”
"It's just that you came to repent to me about what that plastic ruler is for, this beating doesn't hurt, just use a little force, and it will break, what's the use of this, you have to at least bring in the mop at the door, that beating is barely okay."
I'll go, the most poisonous woman's heart, a woman's heart needle.
In order to complete the task, he Lin Ziyao is at most to deal with that ruler, and you still have to beat me with a mop.
Hmph, it seems that I won't feel so much guilt when I beat you later, you deserve it.
After feeling that his heart was balanced, Lin Ziyao walked in front of Xu Jiedan.
"Hehe, Dandan, are you willing to hit me?"
"Willing, how can you not be reluctant, hurry up, you go and bring the mop in, I want to teach you a few lessons, hum."
Lin Ziyao looked at how much time he should spend running into his room after beating Xu Jiedan, and when he felt that he should be able to escape, Lin Ziyao walked up to Xu Jiedan with a smiling face.
Then, with lightning speed, gently, Lin Ziyao swore that he really knocked it very lightly, oh, it should be said that it was just a touch, and there was absolutely no knock or hit.
After the fight, Lin Ziyao didn't look back and ran to his room.
This is not over yet, after all, these are two daily tasks, and there is also a task to scold Xu Jiedan for being an ugly monster has not been completed, anyway, it is already offended, it doesn't matter.
So he scolded as he ran: "Dandan, you are an ugly bastard." ”
"Ugly bastard, can you please don't turn on the light."
Inexplicably, Lin Ziyao sang Xue Ziqian's "Ugly Eight Monsters".
"Ding, congratulations to the master for completing the daily task (1): hit Xu Jiedan with a ruler, you can get a task reward of 100 popularity points without limiting the strength;
Complete Daily Quest (2): Scold Xu Jiedan for being an ugly monster and get a quest reward of 100 popularity points. ”
All of a sudden, 200 popularity points were recorded.
You said that this is not unlucky, I used to see that person's popularity was in the millions, when did I look at these two hundred, but I didn't expect to be unlucky, just like a tiger being treated as a sick cat, and falling into the rhythm of Pingyang being bullied by dogs.
For the sake of these two hundred, I didn't want my life.
Ay.
I am not free, I am not free.
Fortunately, it is safe to enter his room, but is this really the case, naturally Lin Ziyao is not so lucky, the moment he is about to enter the door, the collar behind his back is pulled by a huge force, and his body is running forward with all his strength, as a result, in this state of balance, his legs are unbalanced.
Directly fell to the ground with a plop.
When he raised his head, Nima was really dragged by Xu Jiedan, and at this time, Lin Ziyao could vaguely see the clouds that could only be seen in thunderstorm weather from Xu Jiedan's head, black and black clouds.
"Dandan, if you have something to say, don't be rude." People are under the eaves, what kind of manhood is lost when Xu Jiedan holds the mop in his hand, it is not too late for the so-called gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and he is still begging for mercy, and it is okay to find a chance to take revenge in the future.
Xu Jiedan said angrily: "What song were you singing just now, what an ugly gossip." ”
"No, it's ugly, it's ugly, you're pronouncing it wrong." Lin Ziyao is also upright, and he hasn't heard the meaning of Xu Jiedan's words, so he actually sang it again.
"Oops, don't hit your face, woo woo, don't hit."
He was greeted by a stormy hammer blow.
Bang bang, 100% critical damage, the amount of blood is not so high, this is good, it is cleared all of a sudden.
"I told you to hit me with a ruler." Xu Jiedan still felt angry while beating, because beating Lin Ziyao like this made her seem to be a violent maniac, although in Lin Ziyao's heart, she was a violent maniac, but she thought that she was still a simple and lovely beautiful girl.
I still have to find a reason to beat Lin Ziyao.
No, there are really a lot of reasons to beat up.
"I didn't hit, I just touched it gently." Lin Ziyao seems to need to refute, hey, no wonder the EQ is so low, don't you know that girls are unreasonable, at this time, they should be used to take responsibility, saying that it is their own fault, not refuting.
Sure enough, his rebuttal made Xu Jiedan, who was about to end, motivated again: "Dare to say, what do you mean by touching it gently, the place where I was touched by you has been fractured, and you still say that it is touching gently?" ”
Well, it's completely impossible to see where the fracture looks.
"And you sing, what are you singing ugly bastards, am I ugly bastards?" Xu Jiedan asked loudly. (To be continued.) )