Chapter 016: Joke on the Dead

Take the face to gamble, everyone has to be careful to make gambling money, even if it is a bean or two beans, even four are less, let alone a handful, all of them are up.

Although Lu Xiancheng was not interested in playing cards, this time he also used his brains, silently began to count the cards in his heart, and then guessed what cards each person had in their hands.

"Don't follow" Lu Xiancheng put the cards in his hand and said weakly.

Up to now, I don't have any powerful cards in my hand, let alone a straight, I haven't even seen a few pairs, and there are only eight fish skin beans left in front of me.

"I'm on five," the boss counted out five beans from front of him and threw them in the middle.

Xu Zhenghe looked at the cards in his hand and threw out five from in front of him: "I'll follow!" ”。

Tang Shengsong glanced at the two of them, and followed Lu Xiancheng's card card: "Forget it!" ”。

When comparing the size of the next, Xu Zhenghe killed the boss with a four.

Just as everyone was concentrating, the door of the dormitory was pushed open, and a strange big head came in: "Hey! Dude, borrow some water and soak some noodles".

"What about the door" Xu Zhenghe was naturally very happy to win.

The goods at the door walked in happily, picked up the happy pot and immediately started to make noodles.

You said that you can borrow water for instant noodles, and after borrowing water, you will watch the battle directly next to your brothers.

"What kind of cards are you playing, why can't I understand" This thing stretched out his hand and wanted to touch a fish skin bean in front of Xu Zhenghe, but before his hand reached the bean, Xu Zhenghe slapped it away.

"Texas Hold'em, don't talk, this game is cool" Xu Zhenghe now has the most fish skin beans in front of him, and he is naturally very proud, and he hummed an out-of-tune song after speaking.

Lao Lu listened to it for a while, and then he heard him sing over and over again: "I said the third child, you can't sing it all, you don't feel bad about this sentence back and forth."

"I'm willing" Xu Zhenghe finished speaking, picked up half of the beans in front of him and pushed them to the middle of the table: "I'll follow!" ”。

Lu Xiancheng looked at the few in front of him, and said directly: "Forget it, I won't be in trouble." After speaking, he directly pushed out all the things in front of him.

"Old Five, you won't give up, let me tell you, don't play tricks if you give up" Tang Shengsong's face was a little entangled when he saw it, and he said to Lu Xiancheng that he would not follow.

Lu Xiancheng said: "I don't believe it, you guys are too big for me, if you are really big, I will admit it!" ”。

Originally, Lu Xiancheng thought that he was a broken jar, but who knew that the boss was even more unambiguous, and directly pushed the beans in front of him to the center: "Just a little bit, just a handful!" ”。

Song Yiqian said here: "Forget it, I'm normal!" ”。

"Compare the size!" Lu Xiancheng was not polite here, and directly turned over the five cards in his hand.

Lu Xiancheng's hand is three fours plus one pair of sevens, and then look at the boss's cards, it is two pairs plus a single, not to mention that Xu Zhenghe is not even close to that at all.

"Come again!" The boss Zhao Lihui was very single, returned to the bed and lay down, put his hands on the back of his head and closed his eyes.

"Decide another one to be the boss to be your companion," Tang Shengsong said.

"Done!"

The brothers continued to come.

Lu Xiancheng also wants to open it here, isn't it just to paste paper, the boss is not afraid of himself, can he be afraid? Besides, Lu Xiancheng also wanted to make the boss a little embarrassed, and the first one after the four of them started, Lu Xiancheng pushed all the beans in his hand to the table.

Now no one followed, and Lu Xiancheng won.

At the beginning of the second handful, Lu Xiancheng was careful again, and once again pushed out the beans in front of him.

Song Yiqian said: "I don't believe it! After speaking, he directly pushed the beans in front of him to the center like Lu Xiancheng.

Tang Shengsong also played a bachelor when he saw it: "Count me in!" ”。

Xu Zhenghe looked at this brother: "Forget it, I won't die with you!" As he spoke, he played the cards in his hand.

Compared with the size, Lao Lu has a straight flush in his hand, and the two goods on the opposite side are one of four and one is full of red, this one is everyone's luck, but unfortunately Lu Xiancheng is more demonic.

"Damn, you can touch the flush!" Tang Shengsong was directly dumbfounded.

Song Yiqian also sighed: "You are too demonic, what is the master?" ”

Lu Xiancheng looked at the two goods and said happily: "Put on a pair!" ”。

Depend on! Depend on!

As soon as they heard that Lao Lu had only one pair, Song Yiqian and Tang Shengsong scolded directly twice.

The little black hand of instant noodles reached out in front of Lu Xiancheng at this time, carefully pinched a fish skin bean and put it in his mouth, seeing that Lu Xiancheng didn't mind, he immediately put a few more in the palm of his hand.

Lu Xiancheng looked at the goods and said, "You also eat this bean?" ”。

"Expired?"

Tang Shengsong looked at the lai goods next door: "No! It's the input of a few brothers, including one or two trips to the toilet, and it is estimated that no one has come to the hurry! ”。

"Gross!"

When the customer heard this, he immediately threw the beans in his hand, and then ran to the trash bin in the aisle and spit out the beans in his mouth.

"You're so disgusting, don't say it sooner!".

"It's not that we don't want to say it, it's that we don't rush to say it at all," Song Yiqian said.

The goods opened the basin, and immediately the smell of beef noodles came out, and the goods directly pulled a stool and sat down, picked up the noodles with a small fork and sent them to their mouths: "You guys are too bad things, good beans are used as bets!" ”。

"Why are you only eating now?"

"Get out now!" The goods said: "Go to Dongxing University, don't gamble with beans in the future, what a waste."

"We're not betting on beans, we're betting on the sign on the bed!" Tang Shengsong said: "Do you think our dormitory will play such uncreative things? ”。

"What's so strange about the notice," the thing stuck out his head to look at the notice on the bed while eating noodles.

After reading it, I forgot to eat noodles directly, and I was stunned for a while and stretched out my thumb to my brothers: "You are ruthless, this thing is going to be posted, it is estimated that you won't want to find a girlfriend in four years."

Song Yiqian looked at the notice and thought for a while, and suddenly flinched a little.

Lu Xiancheng wrote this thing just thinking about not playing cards, but now that things have become like this, he didn't think about letting his brothers really post it, and immediately said: "Forget it, it was originally a joke!" ”。

At this time, the boss opened his eyes and asked, "What time is it?" ”。

"There's still a quarter of an hour to go, and at half past five," the noodle eater looked at his watch.

The boss Zhao Lihui listened and got up from the bed: "It's almost time in time!" ”。

After saying a word, he directly picked up the notice, rolled it up and clamped it under his armpit, took the paste in his other hand and asked, "Who else lost?" ”。

"Me!"

"Me!"

Tang Shengsong and Song Yiqian raised their hands.

"Let's go, admit defeat!" Zhao Lihui put the paste in his hand on the nearby Tang Shengsong, and then picked up the ink and brush with another hand.

Lu Xiancheng said: "Boss, just make a joke, forget it!" ”。

Zhao Lihui may have lost his mind a little because of Lu Wan carrying a man, and waved his hand and said, "If you two don't go, I'll go!" ”。

"Cheng, I'll accompany you" Song Yiqian said: "Don't you lose face, stretch out your head and stab your head!" ”。 After speaking, he took the notice under Zhao Lihui's arm and walked directly to the door.

The three of them took the lead, and after Lu Xiancheng and Xu Zhenghe broke off, the five of them killed the notice board of the boiling water room.

At that time, the noodles were eaten, and he returned to the dormitory directly with a trot, threw down the noodles in his hand and said to the friends in the same dormitory: "Damn, those 625 children are so awesome, let's shoot cards and stickers, and people play cards and slap them in the face!" ”。

After saying this, he slipped to the door.

"What's going on?"

"Go and see the people they lose and go to the boiling water room to put up a notice!"

"Go along! Let's go! ”

Seeing that this is so positive, several other goods are also interested, and they have expressed their desire to go with this goods.

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There are only two kinds of people in the boiling water room of the university, one is freshmen, and the other is girls!

Let's put it this way, as long as you squat in the happy room for two to three days, you can almost see all the girls in the school, the good-looking and the bad-looking, the refreshing and the worrying will appear here.

When Zhao Lihui and the three appeared, it was the time period when the boiling water room was about to be opened and not opened, although it was not opened, but there were hundreds of people who came to fetch water at the door, and most of them were girls.

As soon as the three of them stopped on the bulletin board, they immediately attracted a large number of people's attention.

Zhao Lihui took the paste with a golden knife, and directly began to brush it, and after four or five times, the entire half bottle of paste had been put on the bulletin board, and after brushing, Zhao Lihui threw the brush in his hand directly, and took out the notice in Song Yiqian's hand and unfolded it directly, relying on the height of the person, it didn't take a few seconds to paste the notice on the bulletin board.

Zhao Lihui was stimulated, and his brain was a little stunned today, Tang Shengsong and Song Yiqian were not out of love, they were originally upstairs with an open face, but at this time, the two of them couldn't help but start to shrink their heads a little.

It's one thing to whistle at a girl, it's another thing to really post a notice like this. What's more, Zhao Lihui also drew an arrow directly under the signature of the notice, and then he stood directly in the direction of the arrow, as if he was afraid that others would not know that the notice was posted by him.

"Old Five, come to a good cigarette!" After Zhao Lihui stood still, he said to Lu Xiancheng with an indifferent face.

Lu Xiancheng took out a cigarette from his pocket, and now it was no longer twenty-one packs, but seven Hongta Mountain.

Gently popped one out with his fingers, handed it to the boss to help him light it, and then took out one himself.

Zhao Lihui took a puff of cigarette gently, and then stared at the smoke rising from the cigarette butt with such an indifferent expression, and did not look at the crowd around him who came up to see the notice.

At this time, one of the people read out what was written on the notice:

notify

In order to enrich my upcoming college life and appease my lonely and lonely little heart, I am now recruiting girlfriends for girls in the school, requiring a height of more than 1.65 meters, and a red carpet actress who can walk the film festival as the standard. I think the flower is the beginning, the yard flower is the foundation, if you are a school flower level, please attach a swimsuit photo album to the application.

I can provide services, including shopping, fetching water, accompanying evening self-study, etc., if there are special requirements can be negotiated privately, I very much hope to be your boyfriend.

Send!

Courtesy!

P.S. The beds in our dormitory are so big and comfortable! ”

For example, a notice that doesn't force the face shows a lot of lethality, you must know that it is now ninety-six years, the academic style of the university is quite conservative, and it has not yet reached the point of rumbling in the future generations, such a notice is not unexpected, just like the noodle eater said, it is estimated that there is not much drama in talking about girlfriends in the past four years. Take a look at the start of the flower written above.,The benchmark of the courtyard flower.,The school flower is still attached to the photo album.,At this time, a few girls were embarrassed to take a swimsuit photo album.,This thing is now estimated to be secretly seen even if there are everyone.。

Everyone saw what was written on the notice, and the voices around them immediately rose.

"Virtue!"

The ugly girl looked at the 'plush' Zhao Lihui and said disdainfully, and then her companion left.

"The current freshman is really awesome!"

This is what a buddy who reads the poster said.

"Toad...... Tut! Tut! ”

"It's okay to be cheeky!".

In the midst of countless discussions, Zhao Lihui didn't seem to hear it at all, so he raised his hand to smoke and exhaled with his low hand!

Thousands of blows are still tenacious, and the wind is blowing!

In a trance, Lu Xiancheng felt that he had seen this quality from the boss.

Perhaps it was the boss's calmness that made Tang Shengsong and Song Yiqian slowly get rid of their shyness, and the two stood under the notice one after another, and their faces slowly returned to normal from the beginning of the redness, and finally even Xu Zhenghe followed and stood between the three of them.

"Old Five! Come here, too! Xu Zhenghe stood up and shouted at Lu Xiancheng.

In line with the principle of sharing hardships and blessings, Xu Zhenghe should also be called by Lu Xiancheng to stand together.

"Old Five!"

"Old Five!"

Xu Zhenghe shouted twice, only to find that Lu Xiancheng was staring blankly at a beautiful girl nearby, his eyes were so straight!

didn't call everyone's attention was still on the poster, Xu Zhenghe called everyone's attention immediately to Lu Xiancheng.

All the people gathered in front of the notice found that the man in the suit who was popular on campus some time ago was staring at a girl with a pair of eyes intently.

Lustful! Many people looked at Lu Xiancheng and these four words popped out of their minds.

And Lu Xiancheng's mind is now full of memories of his previous life, memories with this woman.

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