Chapter 22: Chapter 3 of the Covenant
Zhen Shishuai looked at the copycat Apple in his hand, and felt that countless black lines appeared on his head, and they kept increasing, and there was no tendency to stop.
Luo Wuwu saw Zhen Shishuai's dissatisfaction, and hurriedly said: "You! We are upright Chinese, of course, we must support Chinese goods! You can't worship foreigners, you can't be traitors, you know? The old lady has to work hard, you have to experience it well! Don't let it down! That emotional rhetoric, if she didn't know her motives, Zhen Shishuai would definitely applaud and cheer for her!
"And how much money did you take on your account?" Zhen Shishuai now only cares about how much money is left for him to make capital.
"You! That one...... Ahem! Luo Wuwu was a little embarrassed and said: "The old lady will calculate an account for you first!" You won 25...... Oh! No, it's 25,000, first pay 5,000 to the old lady as rent, and then ...... The old lady bought you an apple, although this apple is not the apple you want, but it is still not cheap! I used another 5,000 yuan (obviously only used 250 yuan for 55 yuan, and let the seller send 100m of traffic for free), and then your living expenses this month will be cheaper, just charge you 3,000 yuan, and leave the 2,000 yuan old lady ready to do activity funds, in case you get sick or something, it is easy to use, so the rest will be all deposited for you in the account opened by the old lady today! Lady is right to you? The more he talked, the more Tian bragged shamelessly.
"Good! You've been so good to me! Zhen Shishuai thought to himself: I almost thought you took it all, but fortunately you left me some, otherwise I really want to cry without tears, and I don't know where to go to call it wrong!
"The password is 123456, you can change it yourself!" Luo Wuwu saw that Zhen Shishuai didn't have a small belly and chicken intestines and his general knowledge, and his mood was instantly better! Can't you see that you're still quite generous?
"Falling five-five, since I have paid the rent and food, then from today onwards, how about three chapters of the law" Zhen Shishuai said the idea that he had thought about a long time ago.
"You! Your mother's! Chapter 3 of the Covenant? Little fart kid, believe it or not, the old lady slaps you flat every minute. Luo Wuwu didn't like restraint the most and said: "You, if you don't beat you for three days, you will have to go to the house to uncover the tiles." After speaking, he began to roll up his sleeves and prepare to move his muscles.
"If you don't want to, then please give me back my rent, food, and emergency funds! I think Hao Aiqian's mother must be willing to live with me, and the law is about three chapters! "Zhen Shishuai finally found the weakness of Luo Wuwu, that is a money word!
Luo Wuwu raised his hand and put it down weakly, you! The little kid is waiting for the old lady here! However, he is also soft on people and eats people with short mouths, and he took so much 15,000 from him for no reason, so it is understandable that he made small suggestions.
"You! All right! You talk about it first, an unreasonable lady won't accept it. Luo Wuwu was a little soft and said, "Your mother's! Don't go too far. ”
"Okay," Zhen Shishuai carefully took out an agreement from his pocket, handed it to Luo Wuwu and said, "I have already written it, you can take a look, and if there is no objection, sign it!"
You! Your mother's! It turns out that you have already dug a pit and are waiting for the old lady to jump into it! The hairs on Luo Wuwu's body have stood up, and his eyes emit an eerie murderous aura, you! If you dare to write any unequal treaties, the old lady can kill you in seconds with her eyes every minute......
It's so cold! Zhen Shishuai fought a cold war, this is obviously summer, how can he feel like he is going to freeze to death.
Luo Wuwu opened the agreement and read it slowly and carefully, you! Kid, are you sure this is the agreement you wrote? Why do you feel that everything is good for you? Except for the first one, he had to give him a separate room and a bed, and all the money he earned was handed over to himself except for his own pocket money, and there was one of the funniest things, your mother's! Luo Wuwu is about to laugh out loud, Zhen Shishuai, you are a tease, what do you promise! I promise never to find a female friend to play at home, phew! Just like you little kid...... Luo Wuwu's mouth is going to laugh to the root of his ear!
"You! Is that all? Luo Wuwu smiled and asked, "Are you sure there is no mistake?"
"That's all for the time being, it's good to think of adding it later, do you have anything to add?" Zhen Shishuai asked.
"No?" Luo Wuwu shook his head with a smile, hahaha...... Your mother's! Did the old lady pick up a treasure - angry? Hahaha......
"Then let's ask for a visa!" Zhen Shishuai took out the pen and handed it to Luo Wuwu and said: "After signing, you must do it well, or you will be considered a breach of contract, and the breach of contract will compensate the other party for double the loss."
"OK, you! No problem! I'm afraid you'll break the contract...... "Luo Wuwu said with a smile: "The old lady will definitely be able to do it."
Luo Wuwu picked up the pen and signed his name on the agreement, from now on, your Zhen Shishuai's money will be my Luo Wuwu! Hahaha......
Zhen Shishuai excitedly watched Luo Wuwu sign his name on the agreement, hehehe...... Sample, you know that you see nothing else on the word money is important, don't you see the penultimate article? If you accept the above terms of the agreement, it means that you voluntarily become Zhen Shishuai's girlfriend and start to take care of my life together......
"You! What are you smiling at? Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai and laughed there, this little kid is stupid! Even if he sells him, he still has to count the money for himself!
"Girlfriend!" Zhen Shishuai shouted loudly.
Luo Wuyi looked at Zhen Shishuai in confusion, raised his hand, and a big chestnut was about to explode on Zhen Shishuai's head, you! Your mother's! Are you really dying? What's the call?
Zhen Shishuai dodged flexibly, and he had already guarded against you!
"The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, why do you want to beat me?" Zhen Shishuai asked behind the desk.
"You! The old lady is an innocent girl, (because no one dares to ask for it, and she has been stupid until now the old woman) Why do you call me a girlfriend, if outsiders hear it, do you think I have a pedophile? Luo Wuwu chased Zhen Shishuai, and wanted to beat him while talking.
"It's obviously on the agreement, it's written in black and white, where do you still sign and draw, why don't you turn your face and don't admit it?" Zhen Shishuai has a reason to go all over the world and Luo Wuwu-for-tat.
"You! Your mother's, where is it written? Luo Wuwu didn't admit defeat and picked up the agreement and read it, I damn it! Although in the penultimate article, not only do you have to admit that Zhen Shishuai is your boyfriend? And be obedient to him.
Luo Wuwu scolded angrily: "You girl, the little boy and the old lady are playing tricks, your mother's, are you impatient?" Luo Wuwu has an urge to kill people, even if he doesn't kill you today, he has to clean you up and let you know that my mother is not a vegetarian......
Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu, who was annoyed and angry, raised the copycat apple in his hand, and said loudly: "I have recorded all of what you just said and the real situation of your visa drawing, which has a legal basis, if you regret it, you will compensate me twice."
You! Playing yin with the old lady, is it difficult for the old lady to be afraid of you, Luo Wuwu sneered and looked at Zhen Shishuai, and pointed at Zhen Shishuai and said, "Here you go!" Half a minute, delete it immediately, don't blame the old lady for not being emotional. ”