First to the territory: 87. Three visits to the thatched house

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The grumpy inspector lived in a small apartment, and when Wang knocked on the door, a woman in an apron opened the door and asked, "Who are you?" ”

"Hello, ma'am, we are looking for Mr. Carlisle Haney. Lao Wang said politely.

The woman suddenly turned around and shouted, "Old Monster Hani, someone is looking for you!" ”

"Who?!" A thunderous roar rang out from the second floor, full of penetrating power.

Soon, a middle-aged man in his forties came down from the upper floor. This person is about 1.8 meters, the same as Lao Wang, with a thin figure, glasses on his face, and a golden head growing messily, like a homeless man.

Judging from his body alone, Wang Bo couldn't connect him with the grumpy rough man on the phone, but looking at the temperament, it was different, the middle-aged man's facial lines were stiff, his lips were always pursed, and his temperament was unscrupulous.

"Hello, Mr. Carlyle-Haney? I am the king who contacted you yesterday. Lao Wang smiled all over his face, and his whole body affinity was 1oo86, which opened the lord mode.

In fact, it is quite ironic that the English word Hani means 'sweetheart, candy', and it is usually called by lovers. This inspector has such a sweet surname, but it turns out that his temperament is the opposite.

Listening to his words, the inspector did not respond, but just glanced at the four people with sharp eyes, which reminded Lao Wang of his junior high school principal, when he was caught smoking in the toilet and faced such a look.

The scarf woman gave him a blank look and said, "Why are you still stunned there when a guest comes to the door?" Why don't you let people in and sit? ”

Lao Wang immediately turned his smiling face to the woman, and the cowboy whispered in his ear: "We have a slang saying in Texas that is really good, ugly women are kind-hearted......"

"Shut up!" The old king was startled, and if the women heard this, they would definitely take a broom and let them go like a dog. `

The four of them sat down, Charlie introduced the identities of Wang Bo and others, Hani was not cold, and did not respond during the period, but after the introduction, he suddenly asked Charlie: "What about you?" Who are you?! ”

Charlie smiled dryly: "I have two identities, one is an assistant to Mayor Wang, and the other is a researcher on China by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. ”

Hani sneered and said no more, and the atmosphere in the living room quickly became dull.

Lao Wang gave his two horses a look, and the Mexican pretty boy nodded, with a bright smile on his face, and said: "Mr. Inspector, I am also a trainee auditor in Sunset Town, I have just entered this industry, and I will learn more from you in the future." ”

Hani didn't raise his head and said, "No! I'm not a teacher! ”

The cowboy smiled and said, "Haha, man, you're so humorous, I like you......"

"I'm sorry, I don't like Americans, especially Texans!" Hani said again.

There is no way to talk about such a topic, although Lao Wang is very eager to get a talent, but he will not cater to him by pretending to be a clown, especially this stubborn donkey also insults his two subordinates, which is even more unbearable. `

If you can't talk, then don't talk, Lao Wang stood up and was about to say go, when Hani suddenly moved.

He glanced at Lao Wang, rolled up his sleeves and pointed to a scar on his arm: "This is a gift from a Texas immigrant, so I don't like Americans." ”

Lowering his sleeves, he raised his legs again, pointed to his calves and said, "Last year, a Mexican bastard let a dog bite me, can you see the tooth marks?" So, I don't like Mexicans either! ”

"What about the Chinese?"

"My face and arms have been scratched by Chinese women with fingernails, and of course the scars have long since healed." Hani said coldly, "So, what do you say? ”

Charlie laughed dryly: "God, why did you provoke so many enemies? ”

Hani snorted and said, "Are you stupid? Why do you need to ask? Because I'm an inspector, of course. ”

"But as far as I know, the other inspectors haven't been attacked so much, have they?" Mexican pretty boy said.

Haney squinted at him and said, "I'm not another inspector, I'm Carlisle Haney." ”

Hearing this, Lao Wang touched his nose and sat down again.

He would understand why Sheriff Smith said that it would be a great help to his town if he could recruit Harney - he was an honest inspector, and many people might not like him, but there were definitely many more who respected him.

Obviously, with such an inspector in charge, the people of Sunset Town will definitely be much more righteous.

So Lao Wang said very sincerely: "Mr. Hani, to be honest, I don't like you, I hate your voice, I hate your personality......"

At this point he was about to change his mind, but Hani suddenly exploded, and he yelled, "Then what are you still doing on the door?" Looking for abuse? Are you masochists? Good bye! Guys, I'll be honest, I don't like you either! ”

As he spoke, he got up and opened the door to expel the four.

Lao Wang was anxious, and he said: "Hey, listen to me finish speaking, I still have the second half of the sentence......"

"Goodbye, sit here if you want, I have to go to work!" Hani interrupted him again, picked up an umbrella in the doorway and walked out, not even taking care of his head.

The four chased out of the small building, and Charlie complained: "If you hate him, forget it, why do you have to say it?" ”

Lao Wang said aggrievedly: "I want to suppress first and then promote, in fact, I still have half a sentence to show my respect and admiration for him, but this guy doesn't play cards according to common sense, and he exploded before I said anything!" ”

"For the acute child, you still want to suppress it first and then raise it?" Cowboy shook his head, "Boss, why are you so naïve?" ”

"Not only innocent, but innocent!"

"Fake, shut up!"

Lao Wang looked at Hani's back and shook his head helplessly, it was the first time he had met such a difficult person to communicate.

The Mexican pretty boy said: "Boss, if you come next time......"

Looking at the beautiful boy's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, Lao Wang knew what he wanted to say, so he smiled confidently: "A little patience, we have only come to the door for the second time, how can real talents be so easy to be invited?" We have an allusion in China, called Sangu Thatched House......"

"No, sir, what I'm trying to say is, wouldn't it be better for us to get some gifts next time we come? I think we came twice empty-handed, and people thought we were rude and insincere. Liang Zai said.

Damn, this makes sense, the four of them looked at each other, their hands empty.

"An honest inspector won't accept a gift, will he?" Lao Wang asked weakly.

"Won't you know next time?"

"Shall we stay here, then?"

"Of course, I'm going to take this stubborn old guy to Sunset!" Lao Wang was full of confidence.

But they had to leave that evening, and Charlie received a phone call from Kobe Bryant saying that he was in trouble and asked him to hurry up and help.

Lao Wang saw that Charlie was anxious, so he went to help, the mouth of the cannibal is short, and he didn't eat Kobe's things