Chapter Ninety-Four
readx;?“ World...... World...... Lord of the Realm! The Mandarin Duck Immortal swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty. The people present www.biquge.info all gasped, what kind of terrifying monster was this Miss Gu Yan, who casually turned the Lord of the Realm God into a dog.
Hearing this title, the pitiful face of the black dog couldn't help but become majestic, and he paced in square steps and nodded solemnly towards the Mandarin Duck Immortal. In fact, he really wanted to say "Aiqing doesn't have to be polite", but when he said it, it would only be "Wangwang". The god of the world, who is used to being worshipped, is kind-hearted.
"I say, Mr. Black Dog," Gu Luoluo picked up the gray and white stone that had been trampled by the black dog, and gently brushed the dust from it with his hand, "Why did this Miss Gu Yan make you look like this?" ”
The black dog took a sip, and his expression became extremely sad again. He screamed twice, but he still couldn't say anything.
"Gramophone! Master, that one in your hand is a gramophone! "The Mandarin Duck Immortal, whose attention was still on the black dog just now, has made a new discovery.
"What's the Gramophone Stone?" Gu Luoluo held up the gray and white stone in his hand, could this stone have any other use?
"Uh...... You can think of it as a modern tape recorder! ”
Seeing Gu Luoluo find the button on the stone with a suspicious look, the Mandarin Duck Immortal then explained: "Uh~~ It's the kind of ...... without a switch" The Mandarin Duck Immortal said as he injected immortal power into the black and white stone.
As the immortal power increased, a dazzling white light emitted from above the stone. Silver one-piece close-fitting armor with a black ponytail tied up high, and the helmet casually held around the waist with his right hand...... A handsome future female warrior with a metallic feel appeared in front of them.
There was an instant "wow" sound in the stone room, and this shape successfully captured everyone's attention, except for the black dog. The black dog turned his face away, and was very resistant to the future female warrior.
"Holy! This thing is too rebellious! It's a few streets to throw the tape recorder or something......" Gu Luoluo sighed silently.
"Strange woman! Odd Woman! A real strange woman! Tang Quan said impassionedly. Goose Egg Face was angry at his yearning face, and pinched him fiercely on the arm. Seeing Tang Quan whispering a few words next to the goose egg cheek, the goose egg face's face turned red, and he shyly waved a small pink fist on Tang Quan's chest.
Gu Luoluo was blind, and his goose egg face was crooked by the soup spring sooner or later.
Look carefully at the woman projected on the gramophone, she has fair skin, willow eyebrows and phoenix eyes, no powder but as bright as the autumn moon, and there is a fascinating heroic spirit between her expressions, giving people a sense of sainthood that can only be viewed from a distance and cannot be blasphemed.
Gulolo has a crush on this future female warrior.
"Holy! God of the world, you Chen Shimei! You want to dump me after chewing and patting your ass! No way! I #¥%...... (3,000 words of harmony here) "The future female warrior has a fork in her waist, turning into a fierce and resentful woman to accuse the ruthless scumbag, and by the way, the three generations of the scumbag's ancestors have been greeted.
The style of painting changed too quickly, and Gu Luoluo's favor fell everywhere.
Gu Luoluo summarized the speech of the future female warrior, except for the part that was harmonized, what remained was basically a love story of a man who was afraid of marriage and a dog who was crazy about marriage.
Back then, Gu Yan, an elderly leftover girl in the future world, was stunned on the road because she was hacked by her eighteenth boyfriend for the eighteenth time, and was teleported to the Upper Temple by the Gate of Time in a trance. Here, the gentle and affectionate future female warrior meets the suave world god in the upper temple, and the two quickly fall in love. Like the vast majority of lovers, at the beginning they were like glue, you and me, and they loved each other so much that the Lord of the Realm God even forgot the date of leaving the customs with everyone in the Realm Immortal Mansion. Such sweet days lasted until the moment when the marriage madness Gu Yan proposed marriage to the Lord of the Realm God. The Lord of the Realm God has lived for millions of years, and has seen too many tragic or dull married lives, and has slowly become a pseudo-marriage-phobic clan. For marriage-phobic people, being forced to marry is simply the biggest nightmare in life. And the ambiguous attitude of the Lord of the Realm God towards marriage finally angered Gu Yan.
At this time, this world was on the verge of collapse due to the competition for strange treasures, and Gu Yan left a curse on the realm god in anger to open the door of time to return to the future world.
After that, Gramophone Stone didn't mention it. Because the Gramophone Stone only kept a video of the owner of the Gramophone Stone, Gu Luoluo couldn't ask the Miss Gu Yan what happened later.
"Mr. Black Dog, no, Lord Realm God," after the projection of the gramophone stone disappeared, Gu Luo Luo turned to the black dog whose neck was already sprained, "Where did you see Miss Gu Yan?" Gu Luoluo thought that the reason why Lord Realm God had become a black dog was either because he saw Miss Gu Yan, or because he had seen her descendants.
The black dog "snorted" several times excitedly.
Gu Luoluo was speechless, she forgot that the black dog could not speak human words now. Considering that the black dog also sprained his neck, she said to the black dog: "Now, black dog, let me ask, you just need to point your tail or wag your tail!" ”
The black dog's tail wagged up and down.
"Have you seen the ancient sayings?" Gulolo asked the first question.
The black dog's tail wagged from side to side.
"Then you saw her descendants?" Gulolo asked again.
The black dog's tail wagged from side to side, and up and down. It seems that he can't figure it out either.
"Wait!" Chu Fan, who had been silent, opened his mouth: "This ancient book records the immortal method of making birds/beasts speak human words!" ”
The black dog glared at Chu Fan fiercely. The look in his eyes is clearly protesting, who is the bird/beast, you tell me clearly.
Chu Fan handed an ancient book with a blue cover to the Mandarin Duck Immortal.
The Mandarin Duck Immortal hesitated a little: "The curse of the ancient saying can't even be broken by the Lord of the Realm God, I, I don't know if it's okay......"
Gulolo gave him an encouraging look, she desperately needed to talk to the black dog now. The black dog also nodded his tail at the mandarin duck immortal. The Mandarin Duck Immortal took over the ancient books.
He studied the records in the ancient books and tried to cast an immortal spell on the black dog. Suddenly, white light flowed in the stone chamber.
The black dog was very excited and barked "Wangwang". With the completion of the immortal law, "Wangwang" has also become "Ancient sayings, don't let me see you!" ”
The black dog is finally able to speak human language.
It turns out that the black dog, the real god of the realm, woke up one day in the White Tower and found that he had a long dream, in which he was cursed by a woman named Gu Yan. As a cultivator who defined the existence of the Seagod Needle, the Realm God Lord initially scoffed at such a thing as being cursed by a woman in his dream. But for some reason, the bits and pieces of the dream lingered in his mind, as if they had really happened. In order to verify the truth of all this, the Lord of the Realm God came to the Upper Temple from the secret passage of the White Tower.
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