Chapter 7 is still funny
"Dongjiu, the water machine is out of water. Come and change the water! ”
"Okay."
"Dong Jiu, send this document to the Personnel Department."
"Yes, Senpai."
After working at Kakao for a week, Dongjiu only learned one sentence: One year older than you is your father!
No. You shouldn't say "Daddy". It should be said that a year older than you is your elder. Sick Koreans are not as respectful to their own fathers as other elders, and it is not illegal not to support their parents here, and more than seventy percent of the elderly have to find new jobs to support themselves after retirement, or return to their hometowns to farm, or go to restaurants to wash dishes; Living to be old is a true portrayal.
Most of Kakao are old employees of the original IWILAB, and Dongjiu, the first Ding in the workplace, is naturally the youngest one, and he is still a bully position like "assistant". For a whole week, I have been entangled in all kinds of chores, and I have no chance to touch the computer, let alone touch the core.
What's even more important is that Dongjiu, a stupid bird, stupidly looked for a job by himself, and the timing was completely wrong. It's just before the Spring Festival, and Kakao didn't have a recruitment plan. Dongjiu wants to wait for the next newcomer to replace him, at least until the Spring Festival to restart the recruitment plan. I don't know when this inhumane junior junior career will be a head. It's better to work part-time in a nightclub.
Fortunately, after the normal work and rest time, Dongjiu finally got out of the state of bitterness in the game, and the stick method that he learned for ten years in the Shaolin Houshan kitchen is really not covered, and he changed to a long gun in the game, which is called a god to block and kill God, and Buddha to block and kill Buddha, only a week to catch up with the level of the first echelon, and also made a few boxes of fruit money. That's a big deal, South Korea's apples are more than ten or twenty yuan RMB, and you can change the iPhone with a few boxes of apples.
"Dong Jiu, help me buy ten cups of coffee." A certain "senior" who was only two years older than Dong Jiu handed over 1,000 won.
Cao mud horse, 1,000 won is less than 6 yuan RMB, buy 10 cups of coffee?! Do I have to give you change?! If you were in Huaxia Kingdom, a bench would have been on your head a long time ago. Of course, Dong Jiu can only vent a few words in his heart. The rules of the whole of Korea are like this, want revenge? Double down on the latecomers.
Li Juli, a fan-like female paper, in addition to her beauty, she can't find any other qualities that can be associated with her star status. In the morning, the team members were still asleep playing "Dream World"; Li Juli had already finished washing up and was busy in the kitchen. Like a housewife who wakes up early to prepare breakfast for her children.
There is no significant difference between Koreans' three meals a day. Rice, soup, and kimchi are the necessary three-way configurations. The six T-ara people are all natives of Korea, so naturally it will not be a Western-style breakfast such as sandwiches and cereals. Miso soup, gimbap, and a few side dishes are the breakfast dishes that Li Juli prepares every day. Miso soup sounds simple, but it actually contains seafood, soy products, meat, mushrooms, melons, green peppers, potatoes, sauces, ginger and shallots, and more. It's one of Li Juli's signature dishes, but today she made a mess.
"Cyglioni, miso soup is so salty~~" The old man Park Ji-yeon slapped the soup spoon on the table like a picky eater, and picked up the chopsticks to specialize in side dishes.
When the other four heard this, they picked up the soup spoon and drank the soup to taste it. Although Koreans have heavy tastes; It is not so heavy that it has almost three times the normal amount of salt. Everyone made eye contact again, and looked at Chef Li Juli, who was sitting in place blankly. Ordinary rookies may make such a mistake, which is too abnormal for Juli Chef.
With a height of 1.5 meters, he looks like a 15-year-old all-sapphire blue little pot friend, but he is actually the oldest in T-ara. As Li Juli's classmate, he is also the leader of Lajuli's entry into T-ara, and a good friend for life. Baolan's little pot friend jumped to Li Juli's side, put his hand on Juli's forehead with a snap, and became a humanoid thermometer.
"I don't think I have a fever. Jihyun, where are you uncomfortable? ”
Park So-yeon is in S, which is known as the "Lanxiang Technical School in the Korean Entertainment Industry". M has been trained for a few years, and the famous Bombardment Girl Generation is a classmate, and has been a class president for a short time, although he finally dropped out of school because he couldn't pay the tuition, but it was by no means in vain. To die is completely in the same vein as the Bombardment Group.
Student Park rushed back to the room in a sprint, and after a burst of busy work, he appeared on the stage wearing a detective trench coat, a British hat, and a big pipe in his mouth. It's just that the open-toed slippers, the fat pajama pants and the rice grains on the corners of the mouth all deeply show the comic temperament.
Detective Su Yan circled around Li Juli twice and pretended to smoke a few empty pipes. "Well, according to the reasoning of the great detective So-yeon-Park. This person should be trapped by love, so that his mind is in a trance, so it caused an accident. It shouldn't be premeditated murder. ”
Han Enjing, who was born as a child star and has rich acting experience, is certainly not easy to get along with, picking up chopsticks as a microphone and playing the role of a reporter. "Inspector Park, do you have any evidence?"
Detective Su Yan coughed lightly, stretched her face, and pretended to be serious: "The case is still under investigation. However, the party's cheeks were red at the moment, his eyebrows were full of spring, and his breath was short. Judging from the detective's many years of experience in handling cases, it should be said to be right. Later I will appoint my assistant Dr. Watson, ah no, Dr. Hyo-min to do further evaluation. ”
"Okay, thank you, Inspector Park, for your explanation. Audience friends, this is the on-site report of XX station reporter Han Enjing. ”
(Strange to say, T-Ara is more of an actor group, and even the lead singer Park So-yeon has made cameo appearances in TV dramas, not to mention the other five)
Originally, according to the script, it was supposed to be the scene where Dr. Xiaomin appeared, but the female number one Li Juli actually broke out, slapped the chopsticks on the table, and didn't care about the dead people, and went back to the room.
The five bear children were stunned now, and they seemed to have gotten away. Tianxian Juli, who has always shown a smiling face, lost her temper, and that would be a big deal. It was another déjà vu silent eye contact, first focusing on the sapphire blue little pot friend, then transferring to Inspector Park, and finally landing on the funny child Park Ji-yeon.
Park Ji-yeon opened her bloody mouth and pointed at herself, "What's the matter with me?" Why me? ”
The other four didn't need to speak, and the four pairs of beautiful eyes shot at the funny child paper like throwing knives. Well, being one year older than you is your father, and the laws of Korea are not only reflected in Dong-kyu, but also in Park Ji-yeon.
"Cyglioni, what's wrong with you? This week, you haven't entered the game after breakfast, and you have entered the game again at 9 o'clock after breakfast before. ”
Li Juli sat on the bed with her hands on her knees, without her usual smile, and she didn't know what to think. Tease Ji Yeon didn't know what to do, so she had to pose the same action next to Ju Li and sit next to her.
"Ji-yeon, have you ever tried to be alone?" I don't know how long it took for Juli to finally break the silence.
"Uh~~ Is it the kind of thing you want to chase stars?" It's really hard to be funny, she was born in 93, and she is not yet 17 years old, and she didn't debut for long, so it's almost like a blank paper.
Juli also understood that she had done a stupid thing, and asking this funny child was tantamount to asking about blindness. "Ji-yeon, if you really want something, does that mean you like it?"
"Hmmm! I really want to eat Hangwoo, I really like it. However, the pocket money is not enough, so I can only secretly go to a small restaurant to eat once when I can't help it. Cyglioni, will you treat me to a barbecue at noon? ”
"Okay, I'll see you once I think about it. Uh, no, just go eat once. ”