Feng Xiaolazi, who holds a grudge, doesn't want to talk to Lin Weiran. I don't want to tell him that normal radishes are actually about to be eaten.

As Lin Weiran said, the security zone cannot become an island of its own, and at this time, a diplomat is needed. And they chose and chosen, and this title fell to the little lazy Feng who eats anytime and anywhere.

"Why me again?!" The wind lazy who was standing at the cash register with chicken feet gnawing was stunned, why! She's a cute baby, can she not make the baby work?

"Little lazy sister, otherwise who do you think we can do? Who is so lovely, so kind, so beautiful as you? Lin Weiran dragged a small bench and sat in front of the cash register, and said with a sincere face.

This sentence, he used it last time when he fooled her into going out to patrol the mountains, right? Feng Xiaolazy turned his face and ignored him.

"Little lazy sister, do you know, to be a diplomat, you not only need a smart communication ability, but also a good look, one that can represent the appearance of our security zone! But! It's not enough to have good looks, you also need to have force value! Our safe zone, you are so beautiful, not as good as you, as powerful as you, not as beautiful as you. Lin Weiran tried to lay out the facts and reason with her.

All right...... Seems to make sense! Feng Xiaolazy hesitated for a moment, and then a line of words popped up on the screen:

Tsk, now a man's mouth is really, the dead are said to be alive, the yellow is said to be golden, and the golden is said to be unparalleled in the world! That's how you little girls are fooled.

Reasonable! A man's mouth can believe, and a sow can go up a tree! Feng Xiaolazy thought so. I was about to say it well, but I swallowed it back immediately, and the words that came out of my mouth became: "Don't make a fool of me, my mother is not something you can fool by saying a few beautiful words casually!" ”

Lin Weiran lowered her head and hooked her lips and smiled, two beautiful words can't be fooled? Then three sentences: "The little lazy sister has the world in her heart, compassion for her, and purifies all sentient beings......"

What is this Nima? Feng Xiaolazi's face turned green, grabbed the tissue on the table and threw it at him, "Less nonsense!" It's not good this time, you name a flower, and the old lady won't move the nest! ”

"The benefits? Girls can't be too realistic! ”

"It's unrealistic, can I talk to you about ideals?"

"Ideals can be talked about ......"

"Who's going to talk to you about ideals! Let's give me two pounds of reality! ”

"......" Lin Weiran was helpless. Go ahead. What do you want? ”

"I just want to gossip, why are you here to join in the fun and save the world?!" Feng Xiaolazy is really curious, he Lin WeChat claims to be a lonely person and has no family mission. There are no specific requirements. Why are you in the mood to join in the fun?

Lin Weiran was stunned. After a long pause, he slowly pulled away a smile: "Then I said it, you believe it?" ”

"If you don't believe me, why are you asking? Tease you? Feng Xiaolazy changed to a comfortable position and prepared to listen to the story.

Lin Weiran smiled and nodded: "Well, saving the world is my hobby!" ”

...... "Ahh This is pretending! Negative points are rough! Feng Xiaolazy was stunned for a moment. Grabbed the tissue on the table and threw it wildly, "Believe it or not, I hit you!" ”

"Haha!" Lin Weiran reached out and caught the tissues she threw out one by one, and threw a wink at her with a smile, "Just kidding, the little lazy sister is not angry, my brother will come with you one by one!" ”

Lin Weiran said that he has been a person since he was a child. A man lives in a wooden house in a lonely valley.

He woke up at the age of five, an age that needed to be accompanied and cared for by an adult, but he was alone, lying alone on a wooden bed.

He was glad at first, because he found that he had a memory in his mind that did not belong to him, that is, a person, the memory of ancient times, which was of little use to him.

As he grew up, there were more and more memories in his mind that did not belong to him, he didn't know if that memory belonged to a person, and he didn't know why these memories appeared in his mind, he sometimes confused, and even couldn't figure out which one was him.

Fortunately, there was no one in the valley, and no one would think he was crazy or how. Although he will feel lonely, he is tormented by those chaotic memories, he does not have much time to be lonely, he is afraid, and one day he will wake up and not know who he is.

Later, he learned all kinds of things from those memories, and after mastering various skills, he found that the hero of those memories was himself.

"So, I really lived for more than two thousand years." Lin Weiran sighed softly.

Then he found his way and went to society, and his life alone made him incompatible with this prosperous society, and he couldn't even understand what the pedestrians on the road were saying.

Fortunately, he was lucky enough to meet an old couple who had just lost their beloved only daughter when he was stealing sacrifices at the cemetery, and he was adopted.

During that time, he was the happiest time. He can ignore the strange memories in his mind, and he can be cared for by them under the name of the old couple's daughter.

The good times didn't last long, the old couple died after only three years, and he was once again left alone.

After the death of the old couple, he learned to pick up girls, drink and play dice, and learned to smoke and swing racing. He felt that he was becoming more and more like a normal person when he dreamed!

In the dream, the protagonist of every memory in his mind will tell him that it is time for him to take his responsibility.

Of course, what kind of person is he, Lin Weiran, how can he listen to them casually. He ignored those dreams and continued to play with life.

However, those people in the dream are not easy compromisers, seeing that he is disobedient, he directly plays it in a loop in his mind three times a day, if it weren't for the fact that he has a better ability to bear it in his heart, he would have gone crazy a long time ago.

Being harassed like this, he still doesn't want to pay attention to them, you cycle yours, he bubbles his chick, and it has nothing to do with each other!

However, he is too tender!

That day, he was flirting with a girl, opened a room, took a bath, said a little love words, and when he was about to pick up a gun and get on the horse, he began to play the Tao Te Ching in his mind, if it was just the Tao Te Ching, of course he could continue to ignore it, but they played the Tao Te Ching while popping up the screen in his mind, and the faces of the extremely ugly women also began to play in a loop.

At that time, he withered.

The girl who was lying on the bed with a red face and silky eyes began to get dressed when she saw this situation, and comforted him before leaving: "It's okay, I won't tell others, early detection, early treatment." Lots of small advertisements on the poles. ”

Lie down! He's a little prince with a golden gun! I want to come a few times to a man! He wanted to confirm with the girl, but the girl smiled and waved her hand away.

After that, every time he soaked a girl, when it was time to kick him, he withered...... (To be continued.) )