() Decades ago, Yuan Ye was willing to risk the world's disapproval, desperately saved a person who should not be saved, since then he has completely cut off from the word "good luck", "life with decline, lack of money in the five elements" is just that, the most depressed is "Note Lonely Life", he has been a person all these years, no friends and no lovers.

The old blind fortune teller once said that thirty years later, a qiē will become different, he thought that it would be a turn of peaks and loops, willows and flowers, but he didn't expect that in reality it was a stinky hooligan, not to mention the slap in the face, and kicked him into the pit, so he finally recognized the facts, completely broke off the thoughts that should not be, and since then he has been uninhibited, playing the world, and determined to be a beautiful uncle who has lived in a thousand flowers and does not touch the leaves.

The above is the most commonly used phrase for him to pick up Niu'er, but the times are developing, and Niu'er has gradually evolved the cute attribute of 'big chest and no brain', so whenever he recalls the past again, when he swallows the smoke with a cigarette with a vicissitudes of life, the girl opposite will always drain the wine in the cup in one gulp, and directly put the empty cup in front of him, and said heroically:

"Why don't you pull a calf, five hundred at a time, eight hundred at a time, uncle, you are so old, can you be more professional? Isn't it immoral to cheat and set a good example for young people? ”

So, the original Heavenly Master, who felt humiliated, finally got angry, with whom did the two? Can a beautiful man like me, with an annual salary of one million, cheat the cannon? Who are you scolding? Today, I will let you see what it means to be rich.

"A thousand! Lap | Night! The rest is for the master to press his feet. ”

"Boss, please respect yourself."

A certain girl snorted coldly, ignoring the meager pile of money in front of her.

"The little woman sells her body and doesn't sell her art, she can't press her feet, do you want to give it a try for the ancestral painless castration?"

Former Celestial Master: "......"_(:3"∠)_

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Recalling the painful experience of last night's appointment, Yuan Ye suddenly felt that his whole person was not good, and even the little brother who was still angry just now was also depressed.

Your sister! It's getting harder and harder to serve women nowadays. You talk to her about love, she talks to you about money, you talk to her about money. She talks to you about dignity again, and whether you can still play together! The old man's glass heart is also very fragile, okay?

Pulling open the door listlessly, Yuan Ye looked at the pretty girl outside the door, and said bluntly:

"Eight hundred nights. If it doesn't work, you can go. ”

This girl is a first-class product at a glance, in short, it is definitely not the price of eight hundred, but unfortunately the field is really out of money now, Zhang Xiaoshuai claimed that his money is in the stock market, and now it can only be in the spirit of humanitarianism. Temporarily borrowed a few thousand yuan from him for emergency purposes, he ate and drank in the past two days, and the rest was just eight hundred yuan, if it was more expensive, they were destined to have no fate.

"Cheng, today is the fifth anniversary of my entry into the industry, and the opening is a big reward, even if you are two folds, eight hundred is eight hundred, and you should be a repeat customer. In the future, I will have to introduce more business to the old girl. ”

The girl was so happy that she didn't want to, she set aside the sluggish field, and entered the house by herself, and after entering the house, she swept around left and right, turned her head and asked:

"This room is so big, you live alone? Aren't you scared when the lights are turned off at night? ”

Yuan Ye was still immersed in the girl's bold words just now, what the hell is the opening of the big reward? Is there an anniversary in this industry? It's really a lot of walking at night, but it can be regarded as a ghost that he encountered, but this girl is so slippery. It's really not a mall that sells clothes?

"Huh? How can there be two beds? Will your friends come back in the evening? Let's talk about it, one more person will cost more! ”

The Heavenly Master of the Plains is almost frightened by the Qi field where the heroine's firepower is full of firepower at this time, girl, I respect you as a man, but I really don't want to do it? This kind of thing is a hooligan. I prefer to come by myself! The hooligans have let you play, what else do you want Lao Tzu to do?

"Well, in fact, my friend came back in a while, he was moving bricks at the construction site, he never liked to take a bath, and his sexual desire was very strong. As long as he is in the village, the sows in their village will never look for breeding pigs, anyway, they will give 800, otherwise you can leave. ”

In fact, there are really other people in this house, in order to facilitate his actions, Wang Yu has been living with him, but Wang Yu has something to do today, and he won't come back, and Yuan Ye really thinks that this woman is a little weird, so he deliberately said it evilly, and he simply scared her away.

However, this woman is not ordinary at all, and when she heard that there was such a rare macho man in the world, her eyes lit up aggressively, and she spoke with a slightly irrepressible trill.

"That's a good feeling, how lively people are! I've been the most lively since I was a child, so what are you waiting for? Call your friend? Threesome, I like it the most. ”

Celestial Master of the Plains: "......" Σ(°△°|||) ︴

What about the girl? He's obviously soaked in a girl, okay? Anyway, didn't he meet an old monster who specializes in collecting yang and supplementing yin? What is the meaning of this thick sense of being molested?

"That's... Eldest sister, my friends generally don't bring a phone when they work, for fear of affecting the efficiency of moving bricks. Actually, he doesn't necessarily come back when, or you go back first..."

"What's that?"

As soon as she heard that Yuan Ye was going to drive herself away, a certain girl suddenly stopped doing it.

"We also have professional ethics, okay? Life is chess, I am willing to be a pawn, enter the customer's door, do not let the customer disarm and surrender, I vow not to look back. ”

Celestial Master of the Plains: "......" (╯‵□′) ╯ (┻━┻

What a cheat! Bureaucracy kills people! How did a good service industry degenerate into a public ape, and also talk about professional ethics? It's too smelly, isn't it? I can't bear it! (╰_╯)#

"I was also impulsive just now, in fact, I am an ED patient, and I was kicked out of the house by my wife just a few days ago......" (ED is Yang Wei, you know!). ）

"What you said is true?"

A certain girl's face changed suddenly, and she looked very strict, Yuan Ye nodded angrily, this girl is so bold, he really can't hold it! Seeing that she was not impotent, she was also frightened, and the 800 yuan also included his food expenses for several days! It's just like that, it's too wronged, right?

"Why do you think you're so lucky? When you meet me, your illness can be saved. ”

A certain girl laughed three times suddenly, then hooked Yuan Ye's shoulders hard, took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms, and sent it straight to Yuan Ye.

"China|Japan|co-capital, exclusive secret system, I don't tell him for ordinary people, you can see it, Japanese name: steel plate day wear, translated as: one night at a time, one time at a time, the effect, who knows who uses it!"

Yuan Yeyuan Heavenly Master has lost the ability to speak at this time, he has always had no resistance to women, especially beautiful women, even if he is not happy, he can't say too harsh words, because when that girl pulled the cork and poured medicine into his mouth, although he tried to keep his mouth shut, he was still poured a lot.

In other words, today's women are so enthusiastic, to be honest, he's so old, he's really a little afraid! (To be continued.) )