Chapter 355: I, Uncle Jiu, would rather die than give in
"Master, what are you doing?"
Wen had just finished offering incense to the dead bodies of the guests in Yizhuang, when he saw Uncle Nine walking around in front of the statue of the patriarch with a solemn expression.
His brows were tightly furrowed into Sichuan characters, and such a solemn expression was something Wen Cai had never seen.
When Uncle Nine saw Wen Cai, his frowning brows were slightly evacuated.
He was extremely irritable, but in order to save his master's face, he couldn't directly tell Wen Cai that he might have fallen for the demon's spell.
Uncle Nine smiled reluctantly: "No, I'm just thinking about how to make this errand more beautiful after taking Master Ren's money." ”
Wen Cai vaguely felt that there was a problem, but the majesty of the master made him dare not ask more.
Wen Cai said: "Oh, Master, you think slowly, I'll go back to sleep first"
After Wen Cai left, Uncle Nine sighed with a complicated expression.
No, why is it still not possible, can't even the patriarch cure this evil demon?
Uncle Nine was desperate and a little desolate.
Although he can't say that his merits are immeasurable, he remembers the teachings of his ancestors on weekdays, leads people to goodness, and relieves people's worries, which can be regarded as a small merit.
Uncle Nine couldn't help but sigh deeply when he thought of the demonic confusion he was suffering from now.
Let's go, since I can't even do the patriarch, I can only kill myself and give up my body to seal the demon.
Uncle Nine quickly lost his sorrow, and his face was full of unshakable determination.
He bowed to the portrait of the patriarch three times to thank him for his teachings. After that, he left a letter to Wencai, briefly introducing his own situation and the inheritance of Maoshan.
After completing these mundane things, Uncle Nine began to prepare for the demons in his heart.
He first drew a pair of gossip on the ground, and then lit nine carefully refined incense candles around his body, which could calm people's minds and resist the demons in his heart.
The misty green smoke slowly rose from the incense candle, condensed beside Uncle Jiu for a long time, and soon made him seem to fall into the clouds.
When everything was ready, Uncle Nine sat in the center of the gossip with a solemn expression.
Demon, today the poor road will be with you.
Chat groups.
Wan Wan: "Wowhaha, just Shi Zhixuan, come and catch it." ”
Angel Hiko: "Fooled up?"
Wan Wan: "(ˉ▽ ̄~) cut~~, I am a rare great writer in the world." Can the things of a writer be called foolishness?"
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong: "That's called flickering." ”
Wan Wan: "o( ̄ヘ ̄o#) Hmph, no matter what you say, it can't change the great achievement of my Wan Wan who is about to unify the Holy Gate.
Hehe, don't forget to help relay the good news to Master. ”
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong: "→_→, but why should I help you tell the master." ”
All-knowing and all-powerful Li Daxian: "Unspoken rules?"
Goddess Rena: "→_→, group leader, are you full of things, lactic acid bacteria?"
Wan Wan: "Boom (╥╯^╰╥), do you really want to bully a cutie like this? If the group owner really wants the unspoken rules, people.... People can only choose to give in.
┭┮_┭┮Woo, she is just a poor and innocent weak woman, what else can she do except bow to the powerful forces.jpg?
Angel Hiko: "The consequences of bowing to the big guy, the evil smile .jpg."
Tsk, I didn't expect you to be such a person, the group leader, it's really not unexpected at all. ”
Chen Nan: "The group leader is amazing, he speaks bluntly about the unspoken rules, and he deserves to be the group leader." ”
Xu Xian: "I'm really ashamed to be in the company of the group leader." ”
Xiaolongnu: "Group leader, you, hey, I didn't expect you to be such a person, it's really disappointing." ”
Xiao Nannan: "Aunt Xiaolongnu, what do the unspoken rules mean?"
Goddess Rena: "The unspoken rule is to use the power in your hands to force others to do things you don't want to do." For example, hee-hee, hehe-hee, papa-pap. ”
Xiao Nannan: "Oh, so that's the case, in the future, Xiao Nannan will also become a powerful figure who can subtly rule others." ”
Li Hao rolled his eyes and said that he really couldn't stand it anymore.
You've gone too far.
Bullying the leader of the group just.... Surely you can't forget it, is the leader of this group such a good talker?
The most excessive is little Rena, what the hell are you teaching!
Unspoken rules!?
What a emmmm.....
The goddess Rena was silenced by the group leader for a minute.
All-knowing and all-powerful Li Daxian: "An arrogant group leader unscrupulously stepped on the heads of the group members.jpg"
All-knowing and all-powerful Li Daxian: "Scumbags, you have forgotten the fear of being dominated by the group master, especially you little Rena. You bastard is teaching you something, don't let me catch you, or I'll have to put you in a hundred and eight poses, and then write it all over the orthography. ”
Angel Hiko: "Smack." ”
Chen Nan: "This snap is very vivid, quite picturesque, and has the feeling of writing a movie." ”
Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Su Daji: "Hmm, the group leader is so annoying, and the unspoken rule is not to find a slave family for such a thing." It's full of orthography or something, and I feel so excited when I listen to it, and my heart is pounding when I hear it. ”
The corners of Li Hao's mouth twitched slightly.
Su Daji, has anyone told you that you are becoming more and more gentlemanly?
Little Goblin Flame Spirit Ji: "→_→, written full of orthography, do you dare, brother of the group leader?"
Li Hao hurriedly waved his hand.
Don't dare, don't dare.
River crabs start, and the highest package is food and accommodation.
Wan Wan: "(╥╯^╰╥), I always feel that the topic seems to be a little far away. Doesn't anyone care how people fool, phew, how to make Shi Zhixuan surrender?"
Gao Yao: "I'm not interested, I'm more curious about the big unspoken rules of the group leader." ”
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong: "I'm not interested, I'm more curious about the unspoken rules of the group leader."
May I ask the group owner how many members of the group have unspoken rules at present, whether he has a sense of guilt when he first has unspoken rules, whether he still has a sense of guilt when he has unspoken rules the second time, when he takes unspoken rules as a common thing, and even dares to speak out about unspoken rules in the chat group.
In this process, what changes have occurred in the hearts of the group leaders, from a pure boy to the path of a gentleman, or from the path of a gentleman......
Li Hao's face jumped.
Gu three links, the leader of this group hasn't repaired you for a long time, are you floating?
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong was banned by the omniscient and all-powerful Li Daxian for an hour.
Li Xunhuan: "If you don't do it, you won't die, Brother Gu will go well." ”
Angel Yan: "Tsk, the group leader is being talked about as a sore spot." ”
All-knowing and all-powerful Li Daxian: "@天使彦, I will make trouble to kill you again." ”
Angel Hiko: "....."
Angel Hiko: "I just feel like a stinky man who doesn't dare to do it." ”
Li Hao's face was speechless.
Hiko, what exactly are you trying to write?
The leader of this group simply wants to shoot you, that is, he pulls in front of the cannon and kills you. You, forget it, hey, you really don't have a common language with this old Si Ji.
Little Goblin Flame Spirit Ji: "I always feel that Sister Yan has thought of something indescribable. ”
Wan Wan: "I can't .jpg powerless, it's so pitiful to hit the street, and I didn't pretend to be forced."
I'm so tired, .jpg gone, and there will be no love again.
On the seventh day of September, the weather was fine.
Today, no one in the group still pays attention to Xiaopu Street, pretending to force no one to cheer, and no one responds to the chat, so they can only give the bigwigs a sense of existence.
It's so sad, when will people become big guys.
Don't talk about it, I wrote this down in a small book today, and I must let them know how good I am in the future. I'm going to draw a hundred different books for all of them, and print ten million copies.jpg"
Wan Wan has been taken offline.
All-Knowing and Almighty Li Daxian: "....."
Omniscient and all-powerful Li Daxian: "Don't run away after pretending to have the ability." ”
Angel Hiko: "Let's shoot." ”
Goddess Rena: "Let's shoot." ”
Chennan: "Let's shoot." ”
Little Goblin Flame Spirit: "Let's shoot." ”
Xu Xian: "Let's shoot." ”
Nine Heavens Holy Maiden Su Daji: "Cannonball, cannonball, such a person is too much, and he must be cannonballed." ”
Li Hao hugged the Xiao Daji brand pillow and fell into a long silence.
Hey, such a pure person as the leader of this group, he met you old drivers. In the future, this group will mainly become bad, and it must be all your fault.
That's right, it's all your fault.
Li Hao comforted himself, feeling that his soul had been baptized with warmth, and it definitely did not come from Xiao Daji's warm embrace.
All-knowing and all-powerful Li Daxian: "@拜月教主, how is Ling'er's preparation, it just so happens that I have time recently, so I can teach her well." ”
Zixuan: "You still remember Ling'er, hum." ”
Lunatic Master: "Ling'er is ready, ready to go." ”
Omniscient and all-powerful Li Daxian: "Okay, I have time to send Ling'er over." ”
Angel Hiko: "The group leader plans to stage a miserable .avi of weak female students"
Li Hao's face was speechless, and he buried his head in Xiao Daji's arms in pain.
Yan, are you sure you want to be crowned king, not yellow?
Why it feels like your discipline has been plummeting lately.
No, it's supposed to be a cliff-like blood collapse.
Goddess Rena: "Tsk, I always feel that Hiko is getting worse and worse, I used to drive a car, but now I am directly racing a spaceship." ”
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong: "By the way, have you forgotten something, newcomer?"
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong: "@林九, the newcomer comes out, and we promise not to bully you." ”
Uncle Nine spied for a moment, originally wanting to find the flaws of everyone.
It's just that he listened for a moment, but he felt more and more confused.
Gunner, gentleman, it's really a little incomprehensible to write it full of orthography or something.
However, although it was incomprehensible, this did not affect Uncle Jiu's determination to get rid of the demon. He saw that someone had discovered him, and he didn't bother to continue hiding.
Lin Jiu: "Evil obstacles, don't try to mess with my mind. Today, even if I, Lin Jiu, am martyred, I will die with you demons. ”
Quiet.
There was a dead silence in the chat group.
Everyone's expressions were a little weird, especially Tony and the Barbarian King, whose faces were full of memories.
This kind of words, this kind of emotion, is really nostalgic.
Li Hao was stunned for a moment, and quickly reacted.
He couldn't laugh or cry, and he was speechless.
This ninth uncle is treating us all as demons!?
Even so, Li Hao would not be angry about this little thing. He still has a good impression of Uncle Jiu.
It's just that without waiting for Li Hao to explain, the chat group became lively.
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong: "Haha, the deity has drunk with the Bull Demon King and discussed the passage with black and white impermanence, just because you also want to die with the deity." Come on, come on, let you see the power of the deity today. ”
The undefeated naughty boy Gu Santong sent Lin Jiu an invitation to a duel.
(Explain about Uncle Nine's name, Uncle Nine once appeared the name Lin Fengjiao in "Zombie Supreme", but only this time.)
Because Uncle Nine in this book not only involves plots such as Mr. Zombie and Zombie Supreme, the name of Lin Fengjiao in "Zombie Supreme" is not used, and I personally feel that the name Uncle Nine is more affectionate. )
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