Wang Dazhi did not alarm the taxi driver and foreman, took a detour, walked around, but found no other taxis, and continued to shop in desperation.

After walking around again, his eyes suddenly widened, Nima, my road dementia syndrome is so strict! I actually went around again, and the two noisy goods in front of me were not the taxi driver and the foreman!

Wang Dazhi scratched his head in distress, looking at the two guys who were about to fight, the sense of justice on his body suddenly burst, he bought a small black schoolbag from a store next to him, and then took out the previous white rag and wrapped it around his head, trying to disguise himself as a Middle Easterner.

He carried the small black bag, lowered his head slightly, and slowly approached the taxi driver and foreman, and suddenly threw the small black schoolbag over, and yelled: "Click!!" ”

After talking nonsense, he ran away.

And the taxi driver and foreman who were still arguing, as well as a group of audience friends who were not afraid of the excitement, were suddenly stunned, and the thought of "Middle Easterners!? Dynamite packs!? Terrorist attack!? thoughts.

"Run, the Middle Easterners have attacked China."

"Ahh It's a bomb, it's a bomb!! ”

Their faces changed drastically, following the example of Wang Dazhi, they ran with their legs, screaming and roaring, the men were eager to stretch out their third legs and run together, the women were eager to cut off their excess fat to reduce their weight, and the whole street was set off a cloud of sand and dust, which was majestic and magnificent.

In a moment, the intersection was all empty, at this time, Wang Dazhi walked out of a corner, and when he came to the foreman's Volkswagen, he saw a bulging handbag, he happily took it out and rummaged through it, and found that there was a lot of money in it, he took out a few hundred yuan and stuffed it into the taxi, and then left this place of right and wrong leisurely.

"Doot toot!"

Not long after Wang Dazhi left, a black and white car marked "traffic policeman" came rushing by, one braked and stopped, and after an old traffic policeman and a small traffic policeman got out of the car, they were suddenly stunned by the scene in front of them.

At the entire traffic intersection, except for the two taxis and Volkswagen cars that collided together, there was no one, and the two traffic police uncles touched their heads, looked at each other, and muttered to themselves: "Didn't you say that there was a traffic accident here?" How come there is no one? Chinese people don't like to watch the excitement now? ”

Although no one was there, the two cars that collided together were there, which is enough to show that there must have been a traffic accident here, as for where is the owner of the car?

"Maybe there was a car accident on the next street, so I ran over to see the excitement!"

The police uncles thought so, and at the same time began to look up the names of the owners of the two cars on the Internet, and began to investigate and analyze the cause of the traffic accident.

"Dididi!"

The old traffic police and the little traffic police had just squatted down to check the situation of the car, intending to get started, when suddenly there were several rapid police car honkings behind them, which were different from their traffic cars.

The squatting traffic policemen looked at each other again, and thought inexplicably: "What's going on again, why is that the gang of horse manure next door also come out to patrol?" ”

"Click!"

More than a dozen messy and powerful footsteps sounded, and after a while, the voice of a loudspeaker came over: "Listen, the people behind the car, you have been surrounded, hurry up and surrender, otherwise we will use extraordinary means." ”

The traffic cop was confused, what the hell is this? Surrounded by us? When did we break the law again? How did you send so many police to round us up? It's a little bigger!!

"The people behind the car listen, I'll count three times, if you don't speak, we will immediately take extraordinary measures to maintain the peace and tranquility of our city."

The old traffic policeman and the little traffic policeman looked at each other blankly, because they were blocked by taxis and Volkswagen, and the two could not see the situation outside, and one of the small traffic policemen weakly guessed: "Will this traffic accident be a conspiracy at all, we won't be tricked by them!" ”

As soon as the words of the little traffic police came out, the old traffic police immediately reacted, and thought carefully about the strangeness of this traffic accident, what the little traffic police said was very reasonable! On weekdays, the scene of a traffic accident is not crowded with spectators and friends, but now there is no one here, and the atmosphere of conspiracy is bursting out.

"They want to kill us."

The old traffic policeman thought indignantly.

The shouting police over there have begun to count down: "Three, two"

However, "one" did not shout, the two traffic police finally reacted, they took advantage of the cover of taxis and Volkswagen, the small traffic police called for help, the old traffic police stretched their necks, and yelled at the police: "you are paralyzed!" ”

The thick Beijing film accent made all the police stunned, Li Fei, that's right, it's Li Fei, this time the police dispatched Li Fei's police brigade, Li Fei was also stunned when he heard this accent, touched his chin, frowned slightly, and analyzed: "It seems that this is a Middle Eastern terrorist who has been lurking in Beijing for some years, and it seems that he also hijacked a traffic car." ”

The surrounding policemen nodded wildly in their hearts, and at the same time secretly refreshed their hearts, they captured the terrorists who created panic, this kind of major event will definitely be on CCTV, and when the time comes, we must force a camera, such as passing behind the captain who was interviewed, such as fighting in the team when the interviewer comes, such as showing my chest at the right time, such as in short, in order to fight out of the country, we have to work hard.

The policeman who shouted saw that the terrorists behind the car were silent after saying a word to his side, and immediately decided that the other party was planning to be stubborn to the end, so he hurriedly shouted again: "One." ”

When the old traffic police and the little traffic police heard this, they were immediately confused, these turtle sons don't play cards according to common sense, even if we plan to resist to the end, shouldn't you start counting from three again? Is it really good for you to count "one" directly?

As soon as Li Fei heard the "one", his eyes suddenly lit up, he waved his big hand, and shouted loudly: "Put smoke bombs, throw flash bombs, throw tear gas bombs, throw shock bombs, hey, who threw that flag bomb, did Lao Tzu say throw this?" This is especially for guiding aircraft bombing, you throw this for a fart, there are few people on the other side, can you be so nervous? ”

At this time, the policeman who was in charge of shouting just now shouted again: "Okay, the last round of 321 is over, let's continue to shout this round, the people behind the car listen, I'll count three times, if you don't have it, how did you drop the bomb?" Haven't I finished my words yet? ”

Li Fei's temples jumped and glared at the shouting policeman, he almost didn't pull out the gun and killed this kid, with you shouting like this, how can you continue to shout in the previous paragraph? Do you think this is a cup of milk tea?? Bastard, Lao Tzu's ammunition has been thrown out, and you sue me for not finishing my speech? Who am I going to reason with?

All kinds of anti-riot ammunition "popped" and threw them at the back of the car, the old traffic police and the small traffic police did not even have time to react, and the whole person fell into a colorful world, flash grenades made their eyes temporarily blind, stun bombs made them dizzy, smoke bombs were even more out of sight, tear gas bombs made them cry, and the flag bombs gave them a little color to see.

After experiencing such a variety of ammunition attacks at once, the old traffic policeman and the little traffic policeman fell down in a daze, and at the same time thought in their minds: "These turtle sons really attacked!" Moreover, which turtle son said that few of us don't need to be nervous? Why aren't you nervous, you throw so much ammo? You're a turtle son. ”

"The whole team is attacking."

Li Fei saw that the ammunition had been thrown, and he didn't care so much, a slightly excited shout sounded, and more than a dozen policemen rushed to the back of the car and decisively arrested the old traffic police and the junior traffic policeman.

"Doot toot!"

At this time, the exclusive sound of more than a dozen traffic police cars spread, and then there was a burst of braking, and more than a dozen traffic police cars surrounded the original police cars.

A person who was obviously the head of the traffic police rushed over with a large group of traffic police, pointed at Li Fei's nose in astonishment and confusion and scolded: "You turtle son, what are you going to do, why did you arrest the people in my bureau?" On what basis do you say that the people in my bureau are terrorists? Do you have proof? Yes!! ”

Li Fei looked confused with a capital letter, what kind of situation is this