Chapter 57 Mao Hai with an extra-long reflection arc (ask for collection)
Wang Dazhi looked at Wang Jiansheng blankly, puzzled: "Since you can too, then why bother to find those magicians, can't you just perform on stage yourself?" ”
Wang Jiansheng's face darkened, and he said sullenly: "What I want is high-end magic, not this kind of trick, you must know that it is not ordinary people who place orders for the company, and ordinary tricks can't get into the eyes of others at all." ”
"Oh, I see."
Wang Dazhi suddenly realized, and suddenly he pulled out the iridium and Zhong Xinghui and ordered him to play Sang.
Dozens of people from the Capital Performance Company once again turned their heads to look out the window, carefully checking the dog flying in the sky, however, they were disappointed again, it was still blue outside, and there was not even a bird, let alone a dog.
Wang Jiansheng's temples jumped, his fists clenched, the anger in his heart erupted, and he turned around and opened his mouth to spray these anger at Wang Dazhi, but in the next second, he swallowed the anger that rose to his throat back into his stomach as if he had seen a ghost, and suddenly cooled down, and the anger became anger and leaked out from below, so it naturally sounded "poof~", and the long and extremely charming sound echoed in the performing arts company.
Half a minute of reverberation, half a minute of comfort, half a minute of emotion, half a minute of long sigh!!
Wang Dazhi covered his nose and said, "Wang Jiansheng, I think your ability is enough to perform on stage, and the limelight will definitely overpower those magic performances." ”
Wang Jiansheng's old face turned red, smiled, ignored Wang Dazhi's ridicule, pulled Wang Dazhi and hurriedly walked back to his office, locked the doors and windows, and then he stared at Wang Dazhi eagerly, and said in a hurried voice: "This brother, how did you change such a big desk unconsciously?" ”
It turned out that after Wang Dazhi heard Wang Jiansheng say that he needed an atmospheric magic, his hand itched, and he quietly put the desk where the bonsai was placed into the lamp god space, which made Wang Jiansheng shocked and believed that Wang Dazhi was a clever magician.
Wang Dazhi said triumphantly: "This is my means of mixing rice and eating, but I can't tell others lightly, now I am qualified to let you be invited to perform on stage, right?" ”
He performs magic tricks, but he relies on the Lantern God Space, how can he sue Wang Jiansheng, once exposed, he will have to face the danger of slicing at any time, so he is not so stupid! You know, he's called Great Wisdom!
Wang Jiansheng nodded understandingly, this kind of miraculous thing must be someone's bottom-pressing box technology, and it is a means for others to make a living, and it must not be able to tell others the principle and trick.
He rubbed his hands and said flatteringly: "This brother, I haven't asked you for your name?" ”
Wang Dazhi cleared his throat and began his half-minute-long self-introduction: "I am invincible in the universe, handsome and chic, flowers bloom, cars and cars, I am eight buckets high, and I am rich in five cars." Bogu is through the present, full of economy. Astronomy is known, geography is known. Aim high and learn from things. Eager to learn, meaningful, and burdensome. Indifferent and ambitious, quiet and far-reaching. Quick-witted, erudite, talented and good-looking, I'm a magician - Wang Dazhi!! ”
Wang Jiansheng looked at the magician in front of him who was extremely narcissistic, and secretly despised it in his heart, in such a long list of introductions, the only thing that meets you is probably the last sentence "I am a magician - Wang Dazhi".
However, although he was full of slander in his heart, his face was full of smiles, and he applauded in agreement: "Sure enough, this self-introduction fully expresses the temperament and ability of Brother Dazhi." ”
After speaking, he suddenly changed his tone and said, "Brother Dazhi, are you interested in joining our capital performance company?" ”
Wang Dazhi squinted at the lowly Wang Jiansheng, and snorted arrogantly: "How can a magician like me join your company, unless your Mazda can be transformed into a Bentley with B, otherwise there is no need to talk about it!" ”
Wang Jiansheng patted his head and discussed: "Do I have to personally revert the Mazda to sex?" ”
Wang Dazhi pouted, "You are stupid to me, I am a man called Dazhi, and you are not a car doctor, how can you personally automate surgery to help the car change sex?" ”
Wang Jiansheng rolled his eyes and said tentatively: "Or, I will send my Mazda to the auto repair shop to modify the transgender, and strive to transgender a Bentley with a Bentley?" ”
Wang Dazhi nodded suddenly and said happily: "That's right!" Professional things should be handed over to professional people to do, and you, a layman, will not interfere. ”
Wang Jiansheng breathed a sigh of relief, this brother's IQ is really okay, your name is really unreasonable.
Subsequently, Wang Jiansheng discussed the details of the magic show with Wang Dazhi, and planned to sign a labor contract with Wang Dazhi, but unfortunately Wang Dazhi refused, he said frankly that Lao Wang had tears in his eyes on Lao Wang, he absolutely trusted Wang Jiansheng, there is no need to take off his pants and fart - this is a big deal
After talking to Wang Jiansheng about the magic show, Wang Dazhi walked out of the building in a dashing manner, accidentally glanced at the construction site next to him, and thought of the 10,000 wages he had been pitted, and the anger in his heart suddenly rose.
His expression was hideous, and he walked towards the construction site angrily, and made up his mind as he walked: "This time, even if you have an uncle to cover me, I am not afraid." ”
Through the magic show just now, he was like an enlightener, and finally realized that he had a cheating device, that is, the lamp god space, the lamp god space can be loaded into it, and there can be all kinds of scenes related to children inexplicably.
"Such a powerful cheater,I didn't realize it before.,It seems that even if I'm smart.,If I don't think about it much.,There will be something missing.,This is the junior high school teacher taught us that the wise man must have a mistake! Well, I finally get the meaning of this sentence. ”
Wang Dazhi walked a few steps in a hurry, and suddenly realized that this feeling of harvest made him unsatisfied, so he began to gradually ponder the knowledge he had learned before, hoping to learn something new.
"How can the excavator's arm swing more smoothly?"
"Is it feasible to stir-fry watermelon in sugar?"
"If you fry the greens into black charcoal, will you send me back to Heaven?"
He pondered all the way, and gained a lot, and he still didn't understand what he didn't understand in the past, but he still didn't understand it, but he had a lot of questions to continue to ponder, which was a kind of progress.
"Ah, damn it, you actually hacked my salary, I won't let you go."
As Wang Dazhi was walking with his head down, there was a sudden howl of killing pigs in front of him, which made him unable to stand looking up, only to see a simple and honest middle-aged man yelling at the construction site, and the people next to him were looking at the middle-aged man with strange eyes.
Wang Dazhi saw that this black-hearted construction site was black hard-earned money, and he was immediately angry, and rushed up and hurriedly asked the middle-aged man: "This big brother, are they in arrears of your wages?" ”
Wang Dazhi asked, but the middle-aged man ignored Wang Dazhi and continued to howl there.
Wang Dazhi thought that the other party mistakenly thought that he was with the construction site, and immediately explained: "This big brother, I was also owed wages by them two days ago, and I also came to ask for wages." ”
However, the middle-aged man still ignored Wang Dazhi and howled there by himself, attracting a crowd of onlookers.
It wasn't until half a minute later that the middle-aged man suddenly turned his head to look at Wang Dazhi and said in frustration: "Yes, they don't pay me for their wages." ”
After speaking, the middle-aged man stared at Wang Dazhi quietly, and Wang Dazhi also stared at the middle-aged man, and the two stared at each other.
After another half a minute, the middle-aged man's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Brother, I was also owed wages by them two days ago, it turns out that we were owed wages on the same day!" ”
Wang Dazhi looked at the middle-aged uncle in front of him dumbfounded, he seemed to understand something, the middle-aged uncle's reflex arc seemed to be a little longer, and it took half a day for other people's words to reach his brain.
In this regard, he couldn't help but glance at the middle-aged uncle curiously, then scratched his head and said, "This big brother, my name is Wang Dazhi, what is your name?" ”
The middle-aged uncle glared at Wang Dazhi for a long time, nodded suddenly, and said with a smile: "My name is Mao Hai." ”
Wang Dazhi asked again: "Brother Mao, what happened two days ago, why did you come to ask for wages now?" ”
Half a minute later, Mao Hai's old face turned red and said embarrassedly: "I only reacted today." ”
After listening to this, Wang Dazhi suddenly collapsed, Brother Mao Hai, your reflex arc is too long, it took two days to react, and your reflex arc is estimated to be able to circle the earth twice.