138 Teasing

The air fell silent, and the surrounding was covered with mist. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Everyone was furious, took out their swords, and swung them in the air to vent.

Mo Li clenched his fists fiercely, "Stinky Taoist." One day, I want you to be crushed to pieces at my hands. ”

After Tao Ye looked around, he came back and said, "Fortunately, these stone plates are not like those outside that will rise and fall, and the center of the stone plates is a formation map, and the pattern exudes a bright light. ”

Mo Li said angrily, "These stone plates should be the more than seven hundred formation diagrams that the gods said. More than 700, how long will it take to study? ”

I've experienced everything from crossing over to soul merger, so what hasn't I experienced? At this time, although it seemed to be in a predicament, Rong'er muttered, "Let's wait until I read the book in the bamboo order." ”

Chun'er looked around, there was no tile house, at this time the belly growled, just now in the god's house, he didn't even give everyone a sip of water, thinking that if he was going to be trapped in this cloud and mist for many days, without eating or drinking, thinking that Zheng Qianjing must be in the same group as this god, he couldn't help but have red circles in his eyes.

Fan Yongjun comforted, "Miss Chun, don't worry. There are so many of us here, and there will be a way for everyone to calm down. ”

Qing Ming's belly made a clear "cooing" sound at this time.

Fan Yongqiang frowned and said, "We can be hungry for two or three days, if it takes a long time, I'm afraid we may not be able to survive." This god and Chengguofu may have a good relationship. ”

"Let's sit down and keep up quietly." Mo Li said.

At this moment, a white light suddenly flashed in the air, and a room stopped above, descending ten glowing steps, and the word 'kitchen' flashed on the roof.

"What's that? Is it a kitchen? Jiang Wu shouted.

"Let's see, don't rush up." Edifying.

Everyone looked at the sky, and then a "net" flashed on the left, and a "toilet" flashed on the right, and there were ten steps under the three houses, leading to the stone pan array.

Jiang Wu said excitedly, "The god man is a master of cultivation, and he will not starve us to death here for no reason." So the kitchen, the toilet, and the clean room came out for us to use. ”

Chun'er wondered, "Could it be a trap?" ”

Mo Li clasped his hands in his arms and fell into thought, "This god's behavior is too strange. ”

"He's relieved that he's going to let us be trapped here for a year and a half?" Rong'er thought of what the god said before, and her scalp was numb, if she could only go out after half a year and a year, she didn't know what would happen outside.

"I'll go up and see." Jiang Wudao.

"I'd better go." Fan Yongqiang lightly verticalized, went up the three steps leading to the kitchen, stayed for a while, turned to everyone and said, "It's solid to step on." ”

Tao Ye reminded, "Be careful. ”

Fan Yongqiang cautiously went to the outside of the kitchen, looked inside, and said in surprise, "There are stoves, pots, and boards inside, and there are dishes and bowls on the boards." There was still a fire in the stove. ”

Seeing this, Fan Yongjun followed, and also visited outside the kitchen door for a while, and said happily, "There are a few water tanks inside, which is really everything." ”

Tao Ye cautiously went to the toilet and looked outside, "It's very exquisitely done, there are toilets and toilet paper for men and women to use, and there is incense in the corner." ”

Jiang Wu ran outside the clean room to take a look, and said happily, "This is divided into two rooms for men and women by a partition, with male characters on one side and female characters on the other, and large bath buckets are placed on both sides, and the water vapor is bubbling in the bucket, and the fragrance of flowers is exuding in the air." ”

Mo Li and Rong'er glanced at each other.

Rong'er sighed, "I wonder if he has ulterior motives, or is he sincerely trying to trap me here to learn the magic circle to crack it?" I don't want to be an expert in Qimen Dunjia, I just need to solve that dilemma. ”

Mo Li held his chin with one hand, his clear eyes rolled twice, and he shook his head, "I always think this god is weird, it's not that simple. ”

They were all already in the house.

Brother Fan Yongjun shouted happily in the kitchen, "There are a lot of vegetables in it, as well as fresh fish, as well as raw rice and flour." ”

Tao Ye shouted in the toilet, "It's really good inside, and there is a small sink for washing hands next to it." ”

Jiang Wu shouted in the clean room, "Oh my God. The water in the tub is as warm as spring, and there are holes under the bucket for sewage that lead to the outside."

Chun'er jumped up with joy and said to Qingming, "Let's go to the kitchen to cook first." ”

Rong'er and Mo Li looked at each other again, but the two of them didn't move, only thinking about what the mind of this god man was.

As soon as Chun'er and Qingming went up the steps to the kitchen, Fan Yongjun rolled out of the kitchen and fell to the stone floor, covered in flames, his hair and eyebrows burned, and he rolled on the ground a few times to extinguish the fire on his body.

Chun'er and Qingming were so frightened that they retreated from the steps.

Fan Yongqiang walked out with a spoon in one hand and said in surprise, "We are standing by the stove together, why did the fire rush to Yongjun with eyes?" Obviously I'm facing the fire, Yongjun is still next to it, and it turns like it? ”

"Ahh Tao Ye flew out of the toilet, covered in dirt and smelly.

Then Jiang Wu ran down from the clean room with his head in his hands, "Hell! ”

"I told you it wasn't that simple!" Seeing their embarrassed appearance, Mo Li couldn't help laughing.

"What's going on with you?" Fan Yongjun got up from the ground, wiped his black face and asked Tao Ye.

"I tried to go to the toilet with the male word on it, and as soon as I opened the toilet, the filth inside rushed up like a huge wave." Cultivating stinks so much that he is disgusting.

"What about Jiang Wu?"

"I went to the tub with the male character on it, and I just reached out and touched the water, and the water sank down and flowed out of the hole underneath. I straightened up and thought about how this could be, and when I made a fuss, there seemed to be a spring pool under the bucket, and most of the buckets of hot springs suddenly appeared, and the water was filled with bathing flowers and plants. I thought it was the bucket that had replaced the water in front of me first, so I reached out and touched the new water, and as soon as I touched the surface of the water and felt that it was as comfortable as a hot spring, the water swirled out into the hole at the bottom. Then I straightened up, and the bucket of water poured out of most of the bucket of its own accord. I stretched out my hand again to touch the water, and it was still the same. So I curiously went to see the bath tub with the female character on it, and it was the same situation, as if the water in the bucket did not like me very much. ”

Fan Yongqiang walked into the kitchen again, came out after a while, scratched his head and said, "I'm standing by the fire, and the fire really won't burn me." ”

"It's so smelly, I'll go to the clean room and have a look." Tao Ye flew outside the clean room, looked inside, went in carefully, walked to the men's bathtub, reached out and touched the water, it was indeed warm as spring, but the water was slightly rippling, and it didn't happen as Jiang Wu said, so he said loudly to the outside, "I didn't happen what Jiang Wu just said, my body is too smelly, let me wash it." Qingming brought me a change of clothes. ”

Rong'er opened the bamboo order, a ball of light appeared in front of him, there was a book in the light, and as soon as his mind moved, it automatically turned the page, read a few pages of the comprehensive introduction, put away the bamboo order, and sighed, "We have to solve the problems of life first." This god-man is proficient in the art of Dunjia, and although he has provided us with a kitchen, a toilet, and a clean room, if we do not use it illegally, it will cause disaster. ”

"Stinky old way, troublesome." Mo Li punched his palm, and his teeth itched with hatred.

"I don't really understand the use of the five elements in it, but I only need to look at the previous introduction to understand why he trapped me here like this to learn the magic circle. Before, I thought it was too simple, thinking that as long as I could break one magic circle, it would be enough, but I didn't know that to be able to break a magic circle, I had to be proficient in all the formations. There are more than 4,000 formations left over from ancient times, and all he has made me comprehend is 720 streamlined formations. He's actually quite dedicated. Rong'er smiled and shook her head, "It seems that I can only settle down now and study hard here." ”

"Qimen is nothing more than mathematics, I don't believe how difficult it is, tell me what you see." I don't believe how hard it is.

Rong'er took out the bamboo order again, and a ball of light surfaced. Mo Li stretched out his head and saw that there was a book inside, and Rong'er, who others had seen in the distance, was just looking at a ball of light.

"Qimen Dunjia is proficient in calling the wind and rain, and can gather the aura of all things in heaven and earth at will for his own use. The reason why everyone encountered different situations just now is because the attributes of all things are different, and the circumstances they have experienced are different. I don't know what the five lines are today. From the situation just now, it can be inferred that Yongjun can't get close to the fire, and your birthday five genera are earth, or wood? Yongqiang is fine, it could be gold or water. Jiang Wu was jealous of water and had nothing to do with water, so the water in the bath bucket ignored him and was not used by him. Cultivating the toilet... It may be a taboo of miscellaneous gases... The reason is so, the specific is not so simple, I am afraid that it is necessary to combine everyone's birthday, discharge their own likes and taboos, and find the duty attributes of the kitchen, toilet, and clean room every day, so as to deploy troops as you like. Rong'er was full of emotion.

"Auntie, what did you say? Why do you seem to hear you talking, but there is a rumbling sound in your ears? Chun'er drilled one finger into her ear, puzzled.

"So do we."

Except for Mori, no one could hear what she said specifically.

"Really?" Rong'er said.

"I hear you clearly." Chun'er said.

Jiang Wu sighed, "The god man said earlier, only one of us might be able to hear what you said about the Qimen Dunjia technique. It must have been the god-man who had set up forbidden spells, so as not to spread too much. So when you look at the bamboo order, we don't see that you're reading a book, and all we see is a ball of light lingering around you. ”

At this time, Xiao Xiaobei came from a painful request in the Butterfly Palace, "Miss Rong, you and Mo Li don't worry about doing things, remember to give me energy, I am uncomfortable and die in it." ”

"Haven't I been with him to give you energy?"

"It's uncomfortable, I'm so uncomfortable. You get closer. ”

Rong'er whispered a few words to Moli.

Mo Li laughed, hugged her waist from behind, and asked in a low voice, "How?" ”

Xiao Xiaobei shouted inside, "Not enough. ”

Mo Li hugged her and turned around, and simply kissed her on the face a few times.

Rong'er felt ashamed, and quickly picked up the bamboo order, letting its light block everyone's sight.

Everyone thinks it's strange, at this moment, how can Mo Li seem to be confused and get close to Rong'er in public? Fortunately, there were clouds and mist all around, and there was a cloud of light covering them, looming, and everyone felt not so embarrassed.

Rong'er was feverish, don't overdo it, she was about to blame Moli.

Xiao Xiaobei let out a long sigh of relief inside, "It's much better now." ”

Mori asked with concern, "How is it now?" ”

Rong'er's face was red, angry and funny, "It said it was much better." ”

"Hahaha..."Mo Li laughed a few times, bowed his head and whispered in her ear, "This is to make us intimate every day?" ”

"Let's solve the problems outside. Don't hold me too tight! ”

Mo Li let go of his hand slightly, "It's really providential." ”

"You have studied the Five Elements Technique with me before, and now I am afraid it will come in handy. We have to arrange everyone's birthdays first, study and study. Rong'er put away the bamboo order, the light group disappeared, and the two walked over hand in hand.

"What did you just say in the light, what did you do?" Chun'er asked her aunt embarrassedly.

"We studied the Five Elements for a while. Let's report our birthdays and engrave them on the ground. In the future, I am afraid that I will have to arrange duty according to everyone's five elements. Mo Li replied solemnly.

At this time, Tao Ye took a comfortable bath, got out of the bath bucket, the sewage was automatically discharged, and then replaced with new water, he changed into clean clothes, scrubbed the dirty clothes in the bath bucket for a while, picked up the clothes, shook and was about to put the clothes on the middle partition, but found that after a while, the clothes were all dry. Surprised, he ran out and raised his clothes, "It's amazing! I took a shower, washed my dirty clothes, and before I could dry them, I only shook them a few times, and it dried on its own. ”

"Did you see that? This is the right person to do the right thing on the right day, today I am afraid that Yongqiang is suitable for cooking, and cultivation is suitable for laundry. Brother Tao, come down and arrange your birthday together. Mo Liyang laughed.

Tao Zhi jumped lightly, fell in front of him, and praised with a smile, "This god man is really extraordinary. In the past, we were reckless and embarrassed, but if we got the essentials, it would be a fairy-like enjoyment. He handed the clothes to Qing Ming and drew his sword, "I'll engrave my birthday on the ground first." ”

Fortunately, people in this era know their birth and five elements.

Soon, the five elements of the birth of eight people were lined up on the ground.

Rong'er said: "Now we have to find out the attributes and likes and dislikes of each person's fate pattern according to their birthday. Moli and I only know a thing or two. Everyone's pattern attributes, likes and dislikes are not simple, wait for the results of our analysis and research. ”

Mo Li was born to be the top head of science and engineering, and he can invent flying cars? These five elements arrangement, the reason for change is not difficult for him at all, when he used to accompany Rong'er to read those five elements books, because he didn't believe in fortune telling, so he didn't pay much attention, now he not only believes in fate, but also finds his own laws from it, concentrated, only an hour later, he will discharge a table, list everyone's likes and taboos, and also find that today's heavenly stem attribute is wood, and made a mark on the ground, in order to use it according to the principle of the ring.

Fan Yongqiang and Jiang Wu are both on duty in the kitchen today, and Mo Li asked the two of them to go to the kitchen to cook first.

The problem that occurred in the toilet was that he avoided the five elements, but if he violated the taboo on this day, wouldn't he be able to go to the toilet?

Rong'er is miscellaneous, and among the eight people, she is only slightly jealous of strong gold, and nothing else is taboo. She took the sword of cultivation, carefully walked into the toilet, observed for a while, picked open the women's toilet with the sword, and there was no filth sprayed, tried to use it, opened the toilet carton next to it, there was a yellowish plain paper inside, exuding a faint aroma, took a piece and folded it in her hand, it was very comfortable and soft, and threw it into the toilet, less than half a meter away from the toilet, it automatically sprayed clear water inside, and washed away the dirt.

It's a super toilet.

I went to the pool to wash my hands, the water temperature was slightly warm, and it was very comfortable.

Then looking at the glowing female characters on the toilet, Sifu said, "It's impossible not to go to the toilet because people are afraid of miscellaneous gases, right?" The law of numerology is that the gods are happy and the evil gods are reversed. As long as it can control the jealousy of God, it should also be useful. The glow of the female character seems to be a little strange, could it be some kind of mechanism? ”

He tapped the female character with the hilt of his sword, retreated to the door, and spewed a high fountain of filth from the bucket. Rong'er suddenly realized, called Tao Ye up, and asked him to point at the male character with his sword.

Tao Ye tapped the male character with his sword, and the toilet quietly did not move.

Rong'er said, "I guess this male character is used when committing a taboo, and those who do not commit a taboo can use it directly, and those who commit a taboo have to pat the male character to subdue it." ”

"You go out. I'll try it, anyway, it's not taboo today. It's a big deal to get your whole body dirty, and then go to the clean room to take a shower. ”

Rong'er left the toilet and came down.

After a while, Tao Ye came out unharmed, happily holding up his sword, "Sure enough, it was what the third lady guessed." I can also avoid the toilet. ”

"The words of men and women posted in the clean room are probably the same reason." Rong'er asked Jiang Wu to go to the clean room and try it again.

Jiang Wu came out and said excitedly, "The bath bucket is cheap, and when it rushes with it, it really beats it, and it is obedient." After eating, I will take a good bath of fragrant immortals. ”

Finding a way to make it is not difficult, and it is full of fun.

The crowd shouted for joy, and most of their grievances against the man of God were immediately gone.

Half an hour later, Fan Yongqiang and Jiang Wu brought out the food from the kitchen and put it on the ground, everyone sat on the ground, each of them brought a bowl of rice and began to eat full, because of hunger, everyone felt that they had never eaten such a delicious meal, and praised Jiang Wu's cooking skills while eating, and of course they did not forget to praise the vegetables provided by the gods were originally delicious.

After eating, Rong'er and Moli were far away from everyone, sitting together, surrounded by the light group, carefully studying the art of Qimen Dunjia, every half an hour, Moli would hug her intimately and kiss her pink face, otherwise Xiaoxiaobei would be uncomfortable in the butterfly palace to ask Rong'er for help.

At first, Rong'er was very ashamed, but gradually the two set the time and regulations, and it became a form of energy for the Butterfly Palace, covered by the light of the bamboo order, plus the two were originally a couple who were about to get married in their previous lives, and they soon became accustomed to it, and sometimes Mo Li thought attentively, Rong'er took the initiative to take his hand and kiss his cheek, that's all.

"It's such a happy day. I have no objection to going on like this. From the beginning of his resentment towards the man of God, Moli became sincerely grateful.

Rong'er and Moli studied day and night, combined the formation diagram on each stone plate in the formation, interpreted and comprehended them one by one, and completely let go of the outside things under concentration.