Time passed quickly, it was almost noon time, the children laughed and finished lunch, Xiao Na put on her small school bag, mysteriously pulled Bei Xiaoyu, and hurriedly ran to the grove in the mountain behind the school.

Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng, two boys with an extremely sensitive sense of smell, suddenly stood up from their respective positions, glanced at each other, and snorted coldly at the same time, but no one delayed, and followed Xiao Na and the two out.

The hairy boy quickly ate the simple lunch prepared by the family on the table, licked the ground and did not have a grain of rice left, and at the same time took two bites of Kang Jiafu's boxed lunch, and hurriedly followed.

Hatton Elementary School, the grove in the back mountain, this is a quiet place, if it is a school at the age of junior high and high school, it will definitely become a holy place for love, but in elementary school, no one comes.

Xiao Na took Bei Xiaoyu and ran into the woods, ran and ran, suddenly stopped, looked back, and saw that there was no one behind her, but she did not continue to walk, but shouted, "Come out quickly!" I know you're coming. ”

As soon as Xiao Na's voice fell, behind the two big stones, Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng walked out together, Kang Jiafu scratched his head and smiled awkwardly: "That, Xiao Na, I'm afraid that you are in danger." ”

"Idiot."

Jiang Xingsheng pursed his lips disdainfully, walked up to Xiao Na generously, and said a little stiffly domineering: "At school, I don't allow you to leave my sight." ”

"Imbecile."

Kang Jiafu's eyes widened, and he muttered to himself.

"Ah, what a coincidence, you guys actually came here to relax?"

The hairy boy came over for a long time, and while walking, he played haha.

"Mentally retarded."

Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng turned around and snorted in unison with a tacit understanding, which made the hairy child not depressed.

"Hee-hee." Cortana laughed, beckoned to them, and said, "Come along, come along, I'm going to surprise you today." ”

"Was it a surprise for me?"

Kang Jiafu looked expectant.

"Idiot."

Jiang Xingsheng glanced at Kang Jiafu with disdain.

"Imbecile."

Kang Jiafu replied unconvinced.

"Hey, I ......"

The hairy boy looked at the two curiously and asked.

"Mentally retarded."

However, before the words were spoken, they were blocked back by Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng, making him vomit blood again in depression.

A few children soon reached the depths of the grove, surrounded by large trees, lush and prosperous, blocking the view in all directions, and after Cortana was sure that no one would appear, she made silent gestures to several people.

Then he carefully took off his schoolbag, took out the magic lamp under the curious and expectant eyes of several people, put it on the stone, and showed off to a few of his good friends: "Look, Aladdin's magic lamp." ”

"Wow!"

Several people glanced at each other, Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng pretended to exclaim, while Bei Xiaoyu pushed his big glasses, looked at the magic lamp inquiringly, and came to the conclusion after a long time: "Judging from the appearance alone, it is exactly the same as Aladdin's magic lamp." ”

"Ah, do you really believe that there is Aladdin's magic lamp in this world......"

The hairy boy didn't care, and planned to talk about scientific truths with such children.

"Shut up."

It's a pity that he was blocked back by Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng again, Mao Zi's expression froze, he was a little angry, and he planned to continue, but when he saw the vicious eyes of Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng, he snorted twice, and after all, he couldn't speak, so he could only mutter in his heart: "Two bastards who are heavy on color and light on friends." ”

Seeing that they didn't believe it, Xiao Na immediately pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly: "I didn't lie to you, this is really Aladdin's magic lamp, and the lamp god is still inside?" ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the performance of several children outside in the magic lamp, and the more he looked at it, the more surprised he became, and he sighed again and again that he was an old guy who had been eliminated by the times.

"Cortana, how is that possible? There is no lamp god in this world. ”

The hairy boy learned to be obedient this time, and his language skills were very fast, and he didn't leave a chance for Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng to gag them, and looked at the two of them proudly after speaking.

"There is a god of lights." Cortana said with a serious face, "I can summon Uncle Lantern God to come out." ”

Wang Dazhi was watching inside, and when he saw that Xiao Na was about to summon him, he hurriedly said to Xiao Na: "Xiao Na, you have to let them keep it a secret for me, and you must not reveal the secret that I am the god of lights." ”

(Regarding the fact that he can talk freely with Xiao Na in the magic lamp, Wang Dazhi asked about the system, and the answer was: The magic lamp system is infinitely mysterious, in addition to the functions introduced by the system, there are many things that have not been introduced, and the host can explore them freely.) In this regard, Wang Dazhi secretly despised the system: the bragging that I learned from me was a little bit worse. ）

"Hmm."

Xiao Na replied and said solemnly to Bei Xiaoyu and the others: "I can summon Uncle Lantern God to come out, but you have to keep it secret and can't tell others, including your parents, about this matter." ”

When Kang Jiafu saw that Xiao Na said so seriously, they immediately wondered in their hearts, is there really a lamp god in this world? Stories in fairy tales don't have to be deceiving?

"Cortana, I believe in you." Jiang Xingsheng firmly supported Cortana's views in a tone that did not question it.

"Cortana, I believe it too, I ...... I never doubted you. As a rival in love, Kang Jiafu will never lag behind, and hurriedly raises his watch to be loyal.

"Cortana, we believe in you too." Although Mao Xiao and Bei Xiaoyu were puzzled, they still nodded.

"Okay, don't be surprised later."

Xiao Na smiled happily, picked up the magic lamp, wiped it vigorously, and with the sound of "bang", the magic lamp shone brightly, Wang Dazhi hugged his chest with both hands, and his lower body turned into a blue mist and appeared on the stage.

"Hello, let me introduce myself, I am invincible in the universe, handsome and chic, flowers bloom, cars see cars, only eight buckets are high, and five cars are rich. Bogu is through the present, full of economy. Astronomy is known, geography is known. Aim high and learn from things. Eager to learn, meaningful, and burdensome. Indifferent and ambitious, quiet and far-reaching. Quick-witted, erudite, talented and beautiful lamp god - Wang Dazhi. ”

The hairy boys' eyes widened, staring at the strange-looking Wang Dazhi.

After a long time, Bei Xiaoyu pushed his eyes and said lightly: "What a shameless lamp god." ”

Wang Dazhi's face darkened.

The hairy boy stretched out his hand and pulled Wang Dazhi's black white vest, and said to himself: "This dress is so familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere." ”

Wang Dazhi looked at the same black white school uniform on the hairy child, and his face became even darker.

Kang Jiafu swept Wang Dazhi's eyes up and down, touched his chin and said, "Poor **-Silk Lamp God." ”

Wang Dazhi's face has changed from yellow to black.

Jiang Xingsheng was disdainful and snorted coldly: "I can kill him with one fist." ”

Wang Dazhi's tears were black.

In this regard, Wang Dazhi said that you are still young, and this lamp god does not care about you.

Xiao Na saw that her friends looked down on Wang Dazhi, pursed her lips, and said dissatisfied: "Although he is a little poor and poor, he is really a lamp god, I saw him conjure things out of thin air with my own eyes last night." ”

Wang Dazhi's soul was once again damaged by destruction, and he burst into tears.

"Didi, system detection, the host is currently making friends are all children, mental retardation, standing on the moral and legal grounds, children should be protected under the conditions, the system opens the simulation function, the host can use the simulation function to simulate various things related to children in the real world, such as Transformers models, Barbie dolls, etc., the simulation things are all false, and everything is restored after the simulation effect."

(Note: The age of children is between 0~10 years old.) ）

The system jumped out at this time and completed the fatal blow, Wang Dazhi vomited blood in his heart, only to feel that his life was dark, his future was ethereal, and he had nothing to love.

"Can you really conjure things?"

The hairy boy was shocked, raised his hand and shouted: "Lord Lamp God, give me a schoolbag!" ”

Wang Dazhi wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, stared at the hairy child with the mentally handicapped eyes, stared for half a minute, and waited until the hairy child hid behind Kang Jiafu in fear, then retracted his gaze with satisfaction, and explained lightly: "Xiao Na is the master of the magic lamp, I will only fulfill Xiao Na's wishes, and I can only use mana once a day." ”

"Oh, that's it!"

The furry boy was a little disappointed.

Kang Jiafu's eyes rolled, and he smiled with a thief: "Uncle Dengshen, you can help me write today's review!" ”

Wang Dazhi looked at Kang Jiafu with disdain, and said that he could only help Xiao Na complete the task, how can you little boy not understand human words, ah no, it should be a myth! Besides, writing a review is not possible to use low-level "wish fulfillment" according to the urine nature of the system, and most importantly, I can't write either, in this case, how can you ask me to help you.

A few little children discussed for a long time, and finally Xiao Na personally made the decision, and decided to let Wang Dazhi conjure a schoolbag, Xiao Na put her hands together and prayed: "Uncle Lamp God, make a schoolbag for the hairy boy!" ”

Wang Dazhi straightened his chest and said arrogantly: "The wish has come true." ”

"Poof!"

A small schoolbag fell out of thin air over the grove and smashed it on the hairy boy's head, making him scream in pain, but after finding out that he was hit by the schoolbag, he suddenly jumped up in surprise and shouted: "Oh, I also have a schoolbag, I also have a schoolbag, I am no longer afraid of others saying that I don't have a schoolbag." ”

"Mentally retarded!"

Kang Jiafu and Jiang Xingsheng were very happy when they saw Mao Zi holding a small schoolbag there, and they immediately disdained each other.

After the hairy boy was excited, he watched Wang Dazhi shine, Kang Jiafu also had the same expression, and even Jiang Xingsheng was a little nervous, and the only people present who could hold it were probably Xiao Na and Bei Xiaoyu, who had almost no desire.

"What do you want to do?" Wang Dazhi looked at the three little children with glowing eyes warily.

"Uncle Lamp, I love you!"

The three hairy boys pounced on it together.

"It's not for nothing that my name is Dazhi."

Wang Dazhi wittily retracted into the magic lamp, and watched a few little children in the small gold house discussing the magic lamp with great interest, and the three little children of the hairy children were even more eager to eat the magic lamp directly, and he kicked away the black jacket he took off when he slept last night, and his face was very proud.