Chapter 5 The Demonic Father-in-law
"Let's take off your clothes~ Is it possible that I want to take it off for you personally?" Emperor Xianxian lay on his side on the dragon couch and looked at Luo Xiaozhu with an evil face.
"Holy mercy! The little woman deserves everything, she really shouldn't go to expose the emperor's list, she committed a bully, she really deserves to be killed, she just wants to give a full bite of food before killing her head, woo woo woo ......" Luo Xiaozhu hugged Xian Xian's thigh and cried,
"Little woman?" Xian Xian looked sideways, and his expression was serious and terrifying.
Luo Xiaozhu didn't dare to raise his head, stretched out his two index fingers and poked them one by one, thinking, this is the end of the game. I have fantasized about my death countless times, but I didn't expect that the emperor would personally order him to be executed.
"Well, then I'll change my taste, and if I'm comfortable serving, maybe I'll be able to give you a whole corpse." After Xian Xian finished speaking, he smiled evilly, and while taking off his clothes, he approached Luo Xiaozhu.
Nani? A change of taste? Is there a mistake with wood? It's perverted enough to like men, and it's both men and women? The taste is so strong, does your mother know?
Don't, don't get any closer, you can be capricious with good looks, but at least you still have to be a little human, the little woman is only 16 years old, and she hasn't even talked about love, how can she be so restrictive? This picture must not be wanted.
"Come on!" After speaking, Xian Xian grabbed Luo Xiaozhu's small waist, and slowly began to approach his head......
"Don't!!" A carp stiffened, Luo Xiaozhu sat up from the bed, looked around, and realized that it was just a dream.
It's really scared to death of the baby. How is this kind of thing possible, Luo Xiaozhu comforted herself, turned over with a smile and prepared to get out of bed, and as soon as she sat on the edge of the bed, she immediately felt that something was wrong.
Wait, it's daytime, why am I sleeping? Also, whose bed is this? It looks so expensive.
"Yo, woke up?" A magnetic voice mixed with charm sounded in Luo Xiaozhu's ears, and Luo Xiaozhu reacted.
It turned out that it was not a dream to reveal the fact that the emperor list had strayed into the palace.
Luo Xiaozhu turned his face, wanting to see which official was talking, it was okay if he didn't turn around, as soon as he turned his face, Luo Xiaozhu was dumbfounded.
No way? Is it really a father-in-law standing in front of me? When did the eunuchs in the palace allow them to look so demonic? Could it be that because the saint is so good at breaking his sleeves, even the eunuchs have to be carefully selected?
The skin that is as beautiful as a crown of jade, with eyelashes longer than a woman, a straight nose and thin lips, plump and handsome, actually has the appearance of Pan An of the neighbor's daughter peeping at the wall.
I haven't seen the world's number one saint, so I don't know, how a father-in-law is more beautiful than the world's number one favorite concubine Luo Ji, Luo Xiaozhu only felt that the nasal cavity was a little hot, as if he could spew out a nosebleed at any time.
"Are you really a eunuch?" Luo Xiaozhu couldn't help but ask,
"Presumptuous!" The simple two words, but they were quite prestigious, so frightened that Luo Xiaozhu's legs were weak and he knelt directly.
"Father-in-law, I accidentally crossed here, not to come to the draft, please let my father-in-law let me live! I just want to be a quiet veterinarian~" Luo Xiaozhu kowtowed as he spoke, and his body trembled with fear.
"What? Veterinarian? You? The father-in-law held his forehead and had a headache, but then he couldn't help but smile, he couldn't help but squat down, picked up Luo Xiaozhu's chin with his hand, and looked at it carefully.
This face, although it is not powdered, is white and delicate like ceramic, small and thin lips, slightly revealing a seductive pink, a pair of eyes with pear blossoms and rain, but also like the stars in the Milky Way, flashing a little light, so pure and thorough. It's just that the snot hanging out of the nose spoils the scenery.
The father-in-law shook his hand in disgust and said, "Looking at your appearance, if you are drafted, the chances of winning are quite big!" ”
Hearing her father-in-law say this, Luo Xiaozhu seemed to be relieved, it turned out that her identity had not been exposed, but after thinking about it, is it difficult to bite the bullet on this draft road?
If you choose, you will inevitably have candles in the cave, and you will inevitably take off your clothes, so in the end, you will still be wiped on your neck......
"Father-in-law, I'm really not a saint's dish~ I think our saint is heroic, the Ninety-Five, if I heard that I am a veterinarian and I am so ugly, I will definitely be dragged out and killed, I have no father and mother since I was a child, it is really not easy to grow so big, please father-in-law, let me live......" Luo Xiaozhu kept rambling as if he had opened it, until he heard a "bang" sound.
"Father-in-law!!" Looking at the father-in-law who fell to the ground, Luo Xiaozhu panicked instantly, he had seen someone who had died, but he had never seen someone who had been verbosed to death, this time it was miserable, not only did he not save his life, but he also killed one.
Don't be in a hurry, I'm also a doctor, I must be calm when I encounter such a situation, maybe he just fainted because of heat stroke.
Luo Xiaozhu rolled up his sleeves and was about to do some basic examinations, but after seeing that perfect face, he couldn't help but be a nymphomaniac, looking at his dress, he must not be an ordinary eunuch father-in-law, if the promotion is based on his appearance, he must be in the first place.
I swear, he must be the most handsome eunuch in history, but why was he "clicked"? Heaven is so violent that it destroys the heavens, isn't it afraid of retribution? Also, if you are so handsome and come to be a eunuch, do you want to take revenge on society?
It wasn't until her father-in-law began to exhale pain that Luo Xiaozhu remembered what to do, she took out the silk scarf on her body, helped him wipe the sweat beads on her forehead, and took the pulse like the master.
He exudes a sweet fragrance, like honey, but he is not tired, coupled with his regular heartbeat and ups and downs, Luo Xiaozhu lost his mind for a while, how could there be such an attractive body fragrance? Luo Xiaozhu couldn't help but rub his face with a look of intoxication, wow...... It's wonderful.
"A bold perverted woman, she dares to take ...... My father-in-law's cheap!! ”
It's over, it's over, it's over, according to the current point of view, it is estimated that you will have to be whipped if you die! Wait, what does he call me? Pervert?!
Father-in-law, you really don't have such a play......
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In the general's mansion, Luo Ji was still reading the book leisurely, and Ah Qi couldn't bring back the person Gongzi wanted, and his expression was a little flustered.
"What about people?" After Luo Ji finished speaking, he deliberately looked behind Ah Qi.
"Childe, she said that she was not rarely paid, so she would not come. Thinking that Childe didn't want me to use violence, so he kept following her, wanting to see where she lived, who knows, "Speaking ......of this, Ah Qi hesitated.
"What's wrong?" Luo Ji asked lightly,
"I don't know if she was really stupid or if her head was squeezed by the door, she unveiled the emperor list and was taken into the palace." When Ah Qi said this, he also looked melancholy.
Hearing this, it was difficult for Luo Ji to calm down, his mouth was in an "O" shape, and the book in his hand fell to the ground.
In this way, she wants to enter the palace draft, and can't she be a sister in the harem with him?