"Woo! Woo! ”

Lu Xiancheng, who was sleeping in the house early in the morning, heard the sound of Erha coming from outside the door, at first Lu Xiancheng didn't want to leave the warm quilt to open the door for it, but this thing kept whining outside the door, Lu Xiancheng covered his head in the quilt and could hear the sound of these two goods.

There was really no way, Lu Xiancheng got up from the bed and walked to the door of the room and opened the door. It's a little devil who steals landmines, and the word obscenity is written on a dog's face.

Lu Xiancheng, who was sleeping in a daze, didn't think much about it, and watched Erha honestly run to the side of his bed, rolled up on the ground, and pretended to be a good baby, and climbed back into bed to continue to sleep on his own head.

"Ahh Death! ”

I don't know how long I slept, Lu Xiancheng suddenly heard a scream from his mother somewhere, and Lu Xiancheng immediately got up from the bed and ran out barefoot.

"What's going on, what's going on!" Lu Xiancheng thought that his family had been robbed.

When I arrived at the hall, I was dumbfounded when I didn't wait for others to answer, a group of three leather sofas that were originally placed in the hall have completely lost the appearance before going to bed yesterday, and I can't even see a whole leather on the three sofas, and the sponges padded inside have been torn out, and they are thrown in the hall one by one, and now only the wooden shelves of the sofa can be seen in the place where the sofa is placed.

The whole hall was like someone had raided it on TV, as long as it was made of leather, the soft ones had now been reimbursed, and even the plastic shells on the outside of the empty water bottles on the ground had become victims.

And the criminals were very arrogant and left marks on the handle of the thermos, a row of deep tooth marks. The facts are already obvious, and it can't be human, it can only be a dog bite.

"Erha! Erha! Lu Xiancheng immediately prepared to arrest this criminal and beat him up.

Zhang Caixia was also furious in her heart, and followed her son to the room.

As soon as Lu Xiancheng entered the door, he suddenly yelled: "Erha, come out for me!" ”。

After speaking, I looked at the side of my bed, and found that there was no dog in the place where I was originally stupid, so I stretched out my head and searched around, and finally found this product under the bed.

The two of them probably know now that they have made a big mistake and are cowering in the innermost part of the bed.

The head and inside of Lao Lu's bed are against the wall, that is, they are placed in the corner of the house, and the beds in small cities are generally placed on both sides. In this way, Erha's whole dog body has shrunk to the corner, and his head is facing the corner butt and rushing outside, no matter how Lu Xiancheng barks, he seems to be acting a wax figure with an iron heart.

"You come out for me!" Lu Xiancheng lay under the bed, stretched out his hand and pointed at Erha, who was hiding in a dead corner, and shouted loudly.

Erha hid motionless in the corner and pretended to be dead, but the tail that wagged from time to time betrayed the fact that this thing was a living thing.

The bed in Lao Lu's bedroom is relatively high, but there is a bed skirt on the outside of the old-fashioned bed, I don't know if there is one in other places, but the beds in Lao Lu's house are almost like this, the bed skirt is not high, but there are auspicious patterns carved with dragons and phoenixes on it, double happiness.

The bed skirt is more than 20 centimeters from the ground, and Erha doesn't know how to get in, where can Lu Xiancheng get into such a big shelf.

Lu Xiancheng roared here and then didn't speak angrily, and after about ten seconds, looking at the outside without movement, Erha, who was squatting in the corner, couldn't help it, turned his head to look out of the bed, and saw Lu Xiancheng staring at him with his head close to the ground, and immediately turned his head away and continued to pretend to be dead.

Lao Lu naturally found out that this product turned his head at once, because the light under the bed was relatively dim, and the two small dark blue eyes of the second cargo were like two small flashlights, and it was difficult to find it.

Lu Xiancheng stretched out his hand and pointed at Erha and said, "You can do it!" There's a kind of you don't come out to eat today! ”。

Zhang Caixia turned around and walked out of the house after a while, and after a while, she found a guy for her son, a long wooden pole one and a half meters long, with a half-moon-shaped hook on his head, although it was iron, it was not sharp.

"What is this?" Lu Xiancheng got it in his hand and couldn't help asking.

"Your dad got me something to hook the reed leaves," Zhang Caixia said.

Lu Xiancheng understood as soon as he heard that it was a reed leaf, the reed leaf is a palm leaf leaf, and every year in the family, the mother and aunt will go to the riverside with the nearby three aunts and eight women to beat the reed leaves.

The guy was in hand, Lu Xiancheng began to take out the goods of Erha, and one person and one dog began to pull under the bed as the battlefield, because the tools of the old Lu hand were still hooked, and the goods of Erha were not very big now, so Erha was quickly pulled out by Lu Xiancheng little by little.

Lu Xiancheng felt that it was okay to stretch out his hand and wanted to grab the second goods, but who said that this goods shrank his body so that Lu Xiancheng's fingertips reached the fur, and he couldn't catch it at all.

Lu Xiancheng smiled: "I'll see how long you can skate!" ”。

As he spoke, he stretched out the pole and continued to dig: "You come over to me!" ”。

Zhang Caixia couldn't stop saying behind her son at this time: "Be careful, don't make it rush and suddenly bite you, then you won't have a good year!" ”。

Own dog bites itself? Lu Xiancheng opened his mouth and said: "If it dares to open its mouth to bite me, then we will eat dog meat hot pot during the New Year!" ”。

Home-raised dogs bite their own families, such dogs do not live long in small towns and rural areas, and the end is a rope with a crooked neck hanging on a tree. Lao Lu's principle is to raise dogs and not pets, and go to the countryside to see other people's dogs, and a few families will tolerate their own dogs riding on their heads.

And Erha has no bottom line, well, the bottom line of this product is that it won't bite at all, let alone bite, it's estimated that it won't bite a dog. Even if there is a threat, this product will only shout twice at the top of his throat, and even if he roars twice, he will put on a shelf, looking like he will slip away first when he sees that something is wrong.

Lao Lu has already seen through the heart, liver, spleen and lungs of Erha, and he is full of teasing and doing business, don't even think about it! To be honest, Erha is already satisfied with this old Lu, think about the name of the three fools of the sled, it is estimated that this level is still given by the side of the string, otherwise how can there be such an awareness with the virtue of Alaska!

Seeing that he was about to catch this goods, Lu Xiancheng's heart was happy, and he whispered: "Look at me if I catch you and don't smoke you!" I can't cure you anymore, do you know what kind of sin you have done, a set of sofas that my mother gritted her teeth for more than a month to buy."

Who knew that suddenly he was very happy and sad, and he was about to catch Erha, and suddenly smelled an unbearable smell, and Lu Xiancheng, who smoked it directly, almost turned his back on it.

"Oh!" As soon as he smelled this smell, Lu Xiancheng didn't have any mind to catch the dog, so he immediately got up from the ground and left directly under the bed.

"Why is it so stinky" Zhang Caixia fanned her nose and turned around and stood at the door directly, before putting her hand down.

Lu Xiancheng said: "Erha's fart this thing, it must have been a little more meat feed by the little sister last night!" ”。

"Ouch! You can't get into this stinky house, what kind of dog are you picking up, the fart is so stinky, it's like a yellow wolf (weasel)" Zhang Caixia complained.

Lu Xiancheng pinched his nose and opened the window in the house to breathe.

"Forget it, don't catch it now, it will naturally come out when you eat at noon," Lu Xiancheng finished speaking, put the tool in his hand on the wall and leaned against it.

After putting down the tools, Lu Xiancheng felt that his body was cold, and when he lowered his head, he found that he was still wearing underwear and autumn pants, and immediately ran to the side of the bed to get dressed.

After wearing it, it's not a problem to put this product under the bed, in case it can't hold back its urine and urinate under its bed, isn't it more unappetizing?

Thinking of this, Lu Xiancheng picked up the tool again and began to continue digging Erha!

This is not immune.

After taking it out, Lu Xiancheng crossed Erha's two front legs with both hands, and just carried the criminal to the crime scene, and put his head next to the sofa leather torn into skin: "I'll let you tear things!" I won't tear it next time! Every time he says a word, he slaps him in the face.

Woo! Woo! Woo! Erha was motionless by Lu Xiancheng, but the miserable screams were one after another.

Soon Lu Xiancheng heard the voice of the second aunt from the corridor upstairs: "Sister-in-law, why does the dog bark like this!" ”。

Zhang Caixia immediately said: "This thing has torn the entire sofa, and it has defeated my sofa before the New Year!" ”。

Erha's miserable scream quickly lured Grandma Lu out of the room, and the old man was not angry at all when she saw that the hall had become like this.

walked to Lu Xiancheng's side, stretched out his hand and patted it, signaling his grandson to put the dog down.

"You guys, how can such a big dog not like to bite, it's grinding its teeth! You're going to blame the dogs by locking it up in the house yourselves! Grandma Lu said to her daughter-in-law Zhang Caixia.

Zhang Caixia smiled when she heard this: "Mom, how could I think of this!" ”。

"Okay, anyway, it's almost the New Year, so let's get a new one, the sofa has been used for seven or eight years, and the old one doesn't go to the new one, and the new one doesn't come" Grandma Lu said this very generously, and after speaking, she turned her head to her grandson and said: "You pay for a new one, don't let your mother pay for it."

Zhang Caixia smiled when she heard it and didn't refute: "Then you and your father will go to buy a sofa today!" I'm going to throw it out when I go out with your dad."

After Grandma Lu finished speaking, she said to Erha, who was stretching out her head and squeezing her legs, "Dog, follow me to yo-yo."

Flowing to the ground, Erha was very eye-catching, and when he saw Grandma Lu waving her hand, she immediately followed her out, Yu Xiaojuan's tail shook like a fan, and her face was full of flattering splashes.

What Lao Lu didn't expect was that he would spend the first morning when he got home between digging the dog under the bed and cleaning the house, as for what his mother said to let him clean with his father, although Lao Lu had this heart, but he didn't have the strength. In my mother's words, my father was the one who shook his hands and took charge of the shopkeeper, or told the family that the oil bottle was poured without reaching out to help him.

"Brother! Why are you so industrious this morning? As soon as the work was done, my sister stuck her little head into the hall.

I saw that the little girl was wearing Triangle white headphones around her neck, holding Sony's CD player in her hand, and wearing a pink bear head hat that she bought for her on her head.

As for why the little girl happened to wait for her work to do a good job before showing up, how could Lu Xiancheng not know that the little girl was also hiding from work: "What are you doing so early?" ”。

"Go to school and get the notice," Lu said.

Lu Xiancheng asked again: "Isn't it a holiday?" ”。

"It's a holiday, but I still have to get my grades, and I have to sign the report card for my parents," Lu Muzhi said.

Hearing his sister say this, Lu Xiancheng remembered that high school was all about this trick, and sending the notice was still a matter of the university, and some universities simply saved the mail.

"Yo, it's all bitten like this, your dog is wilted! I was stupid during the day, and secretly bit the sofa at night to destroy it," Lu Muzhi said as she came down the stairs and looked at the sofa with only shelves left in the yard.

At this time, Lu Xiancheng remembered, maybe he really didn't blame Erha for this, he wanted to bring back Erha's big cow bone, and he threw it into the house in such a hurry, and he only remembered it now when he heard his sister say this.

"Ouch! Look at this thing, Erha's big bones didn't come back! Lu Xiancheng suddenly slapped his thigh, and a big cow bone detonated three sofas! How to calculate it, how not to cost-effective!