"The snake my sister-in-law said is really not big."

In the end, Yun Yao couldn't bear the excitement and rolled up her sleeves and went into battle: "I once went up the mountain and touched a snake, that's really big." ”

"Cut." The woman who spoke earlier sneered, "How old are you, what can you see?" ”

Yun Yao smiled: "That snake can't see that end from this end, its eyes are bigger than a lantern, its head is like a hill, it has a mouth, I stand in its mouth and is rich." ”

Qi Bao Box screamed: "Such a big snake, why didn't it eat you?" ”

"It just so happened that I had an iron rod in my hand, and the iron rod was taller than mine, so I took the iron rod and stuck it in the mouth, and I wandered around its mouth for a while, and then looked inside, good fellow, there is a cow in it, but unfortunately it is dead, or I would have to take it back to plow the land for my father." Yun Yao was very happy, gesturing as she spoke.

Her words completely suppressed the woman before, and the woman began to talk about other things: "I just met a goddess who is very powerful, my son had a fever when he was a child, and he didn't use any medicine. ”

"That's amazing." Everyone else was amazed.

Yun Yao frowned: "This really can't be said to be powerful, I also saw one earlier, people don't need to ask, as long as you stand in front of her, she will immediately know what is difficult about you, not only that, even how many people are in your family, how big the house is, and where the door of the house is opened, I have also seen a god man who can drill into the soil, and he can drill into the soil with his feet, and he walks very fast in the soil, and he can walk all over the three mountains and five mountains in one day, and a few years ago, I have also seen people living on the stars......"

"Have you really seen it?" Yun Yao's words immediately hooked many people around her and asked, "Then have you seen people on the moon?" So Chang'e really lives on top? ”

"I've seen it, I've seen it." Yun Yao couldn't help nodding: "It's cold on the moon, it's colder than when we are the coldest in winter, Chang'e is wearing a big thick cotton jacket." It's also wrapped in three or four layers, and it looks like a ball from a distance, and I don't see what it looks like. ”

"Haha......" Many people, including Qi Bao Box, laughed.

Yun Yao and the others stopped laughing and continued: "I'll tell you the truth, many people can't see immortals. That's because the immortals don't live in the same place with us, in addition to our piece, what are the thirty-three heavens, three thousand middle heavens, and countless small heavens. The gods all live in thirty-three days, and the place is really good, there is a big day with twelve moons, and at night, the twelve moons rise together to call it a good look. ”

"Really?" Several women couldn't help but surround Yun Yao: "There are really twelve moons." ”

"What is this?" Yun Yao waved his hand: "There are also places where the moon is everywhere, and the gods there will make the moon, and there will be a clairvoyant on the moon, and they will go around the sky all day long, and they will write down what rare things they see in anyone's house, and they will go back and report to the gods without waiting to go around." Today you make one and throw it to the sky, tomorrow I will also make one and throw it in the sky, your moon looks at my house, my moon looks at your house, whoever has something ugly, can give you a shout all over the world. ”

"Hah!"

Another burst of exclamation, Yun Yao's mouth was like running a train, she held it for a long time, and now she can be regarded as happy, what kind of character is she, she is well-informed. If you really want to blow it, can you still blow these rural ladies?

There was a burst of nonsense and chopping, which made a litter of girls dizzy, and even the stars appeared in Qi Baobox's eyes.

It's too much of an addiction. Yun Yao didn't care what happened to others, and pulled the Qi Bao box that was still fainting and went home for dinner.

Because it was the Dragon Boat Festival, the Qi family's lunch at noon was very rich, chicken, duck and fish were everything, Yun Yao forgot everything when she saw what she was eating, but Qi Baobox was still thinking about the cows that Yun Yao bragged. While eating, he asked, "Sister-in-law, is there really a place where there are twelve moons in the sky?" ”

Yun Yao took a bite of chicken and nodded vigorously: "There really is." ”

She didn't tell nonsense, the planets surrounded by twelve moons counted as a ball, and there were twenty-four.

"Won't you run into one place?" The more Qi Bao Box thought about it, the more strange it felt.

"No, it won't." Yun Yao stretched out her oil paw and patted the head of Qi Baobox: "That moon is more accurate than us walking, and it won't hit one place at all." ”

"Then what you said is true that anyone can make the moon and throw it in the sky?" Yun Yao nodded: "Really, some people can endure the big moon, and some people can endure the small, and the moon is small." ”

Speaking of this, Yun Yao put down the chicken leg and sighed: "Hey, earlier, the fairy also gave me a dream, and taught me to make the moon in the dream, and I also learned to come, that is, we don't have those things to make the moon here, otherwise I will make one for you to play with." ”

Qi Baobox's eyes lit up: "What do you have to use, sister-in-law, you tell me, I'll help inquire, if you really find it, you can make me a ......"

Before Qi Baobox finished speaking, the Qi family threw down the dishes and chopsticks and laughed.

Qi Jinzhi smiled and touched the head of Qi Baobox: "Poor baby, listen to your sister-in-law coax you, your sister-in-law bragged and you really believed it." ”

Qi Gu smiled bitterly and shook his head: "This kid, how can you come up so hard, you believe what others say." ”

Qi Baobox blinked his eyes twice: "Sister-in-law, what are you coaxing me?" ”

"No, no." Yun Yao held back a smile and waved her hand: "I really didn't coax you, I really will, one day I will find the materials and ask you to help, let's really make one to scare them." ”

"Hmm." Qi Baobox nodded heavily.

Qi Jing shook his head helplessly, and said in his heart that this stupid girl in his house was really incurable.

After lunch, Yun Yao was going to take a nap, but Sister-in-law Xing came over and dragged her out, and when she got under the big locust tree, there were already many women waiting.

Seeing Yun Yao coming, everyone beckoned to her: "Tie Dan's daughter-in-law, come here, and tell us about the twelve moons." ”

Some said: "Tie Dan daughter-in-law, in the place you said, anyone can make a moon and throw it into the sky, then it's not messed up, you said that if this person just threw one, that person then threw it, what can I do if the two moons touch together?" ”

Others said, "Where did you see such a big worm as you said?" Don't run down the mountain to harm us. ”

Yun Yao smiled and said hello one by one, sat there and began to swing the dragon gate array again, she could answer whatever others said, and the women who blew were all stunned.

When Yun Yao was about to go home after finishing her addiction, people were still reluctant to ask Yun Yao to come over and chat again.

Some women took osmanthus candy or something and stuffed it to Yun Yao, saying that she would call her sweet mouth, Yun Yao took it with a smile, only saying that she was afraid that she would not be able to be busy with happy events at home during this time, and she would talk to everyone after a while.

Yun Yao went home with a lot of harvest, entered the house, and saw that Qi Jing was writing a list, Yun Yao went over lightly, who knew that Qi Jing was still listening to the movement.

Putting down the pen, Qi Jing rubbed his wrist: "Back?" ”

"I'm back." Yun Yao nodded, and handed over the osmanthus candy with a smile: "Xianggong eats a piece, sweet mouth." ”

Qi Jing didn't take it, and glanced at Yun Yao funny: "I'm addicted to it, what's the matter, I still want to blow all the women in our village into a daze." ”

"How can I be?" Yun Yao smirked twice: "It's just so, I told them, I won't go out to chat anymore these days, I have to leave the house to help my mother work, the eldest sister's marriage is a big deal, I want to go out every day to play what it looks like, but my mother doesn't say it, so others can't laugh at me when they see it." ”

Qi Jing smiled bitterly: "Forget it, a few days ago, you made a wedding dress for your eldest sister again, and you were tired and uncomfortable. ”

Yun Yao hurriedly agreed.

Qi Jing instructed her again: "It's just that you can do whatever you want at home, don't go out and talk nonsense with those old ladies, you don't have any calculations, one sentence is not right, maybe people are gossiping, those old ladies in our village are not fuel-efficient lamps, they talk sweetly when they are facing you, and they don't know how to scold people behind their backs, stay away from them if you can, don't make you sad if something happens." ”

"Well, I see, I'll listen to you." Yun Yao smiled and looked at Qi Jing on a big red piece of paper on the table, with people's names written on it: "What is this for?" ”

Qi Jing pulled her to sit down: "This is the list of people to ask for help when the eldest sister gets married, my father asked me to write it down first, don't forget that no one is good-looking." ”

"Help?" Yun Yao was curious: "What help?" ”

"You." Qi Jing scratched Yun Yao's nose helplessly: "The eldest sister is a big deal, no matter what, you have to set up a banquet at home, I'm afraid that the whole village will come to our house for dinner, although there are many people in our family, but there are also a few, can you make so many meals?" Therefore, we have to ask someone to help, this is the charter left by the old generation, let's just follow it. ”

"Oh." Yun Yao agreed to say that she understood, and then asked: "Then it will cost a lot of money, if our family has enough money, you go and ask your father, if you don't get together, sell my head and face for two pieces for some money and use it first." ”

"For what?"

It happened that Qi Gu came over to get the list, and when he heard Yun Yao speak, he opened his mouth and asked, "You two have no money to live?" Stay in my house and get some first. ”

"It's not." Yun Yao hurriedly stood up: "We have money, I just heard Xianggong say that when the eldest sister gets married, she will invite the whole village to dinner, so I thought that it must cost a lot of money, and told Xianggong to sell two sets of my head first." ”

Qi Gu was very moved when he heard this: "Where is the need for this, good boy, if you have this heart, it will become, our family, no matter how bad it is, there is no one who sells the daughter-in-law's face, and your head face is also easy for you to earn, so you can put it away and wear it." ”

Yun Yao smiled: "Well, I listen to my mother, but if there is really something difficult at home, my mother has to talk to me, I will kiss my mother from the bottom of my heart, treat you as my mother, tell my mother anything I have to say, don't treat me as an outsider, don't hide anything from me." ”

"Okay." Qi Gu listened to such a spicy word, and his eyes were red with emotion: "My mother doesn't treat you as an outsider, I love you when I treat you as my daughter, mother, I hope you are doing well." (To be continued.) )