Section 16 Eviction Plan
Guber laughed for a long time before he could continue driving. [This site has a new URL,Shorthand method:,.]
Luo Meiwei finally put away her smile, looked at Li Huaifeng in the front row on the phone, and asked, "I didn't eat it, but I hope to have something delicious at night." Li Huaifeng, do you have anything else? ”
Li Huaifeng was stunned for a while, his face was red, he really didn't know what to say anymore.
Luo Meiwei saw that Li Huaifeng wanted to hang up the phone, so she hurriedly took the initiative to say: "Classmate Li Huaifeng, can I ask you, why don't you know anyone, there are only three people in the phone book, who are these three people?" ”
Li Huaifeng said: "Oh, because I am an orphan, I have never seen my parents since I was a child, and then I grew up in the mountains and rarely went to the city." I don't know anyone in this city, but fortunately Uncle Du gave me a job, and in my phone book, there were only Uncle Du, Miss Da and Gu Bo just now, and now I also have your number. ”
Luo Meiwei and Du Shishi were silent, they didn't expect this kid to look optimist, but his background was so pitiful.
Luo Meiwei immediately perked up and said, "Classmate Li Huaifeng, why are you so capable of fighting, Duan Changming and Duan Changhong, they are very powerful." ”
Li Huaifeng laughed: "They are also powerful?" You really haven't seen anything powerful, when my master and I practiced in the mountains, we met a lot of powerful people, and they were really powerful. There are also tigers, leopards, wolves, ......, all of whom are better than their brothers. They are human beings, and if it were tigers and leopards, I would have killed them a long time ago. ”
Du Shishi turned his face, and the little sympathy he had just for Li Huaifeng immediately disappeared without a trace because of his "bragging", and that disgust and disgust took over again!
Luo Meiwei giggled: "Why are you fighting with the beast?" ”
Li Huaifeng said: "In order to find food, they always want to grab land with me, but there is no way, I can only defeat them in order to survive." ”
Is this a normal human being who can communicate normally? We're past the age of listening to fairy tales, right? Luo Meiwei was also a little confused, but she still smiled and said, "Classmate Li Huaifeng, today is your first day of school, how do you feel?" ”
Li Huaifeng nodded and said seriously: "Your school is too strange. Many of my classmates are not very friendly...... Only Zhao Xiaotian was willing to chat with me. But he's too weak and spineless, I don't like him very much, but I can't help it, I can only cover him and keep him from being bullied...... but I found that your library is really big, and if I could, I wish I could soak in it every day. I've already talked to the principal today, and he'll help me get a library card for me, so I'll be able to come and go as I like when the time comes. ”
Luo Meiwei smiled: "Okay, classmate Li Huaifeng, let's not talk anymore, I hope you are in Sao Paulo High School." Good bye. ”
Li Huaifeng nodded and whispered into the microphone, "Goodbye." ”
Luo Meiwei smiled and arched into Du Shishi's arms: "This guy is quite cute." ”
Du Shishi said helplessly: "You and he can really talk, I told you everything." ”
Luo Meiwei got up: "Miss, please, he doesn't treat you well, you don't have to treat him like this every day, right?" I don't think he's a bad guy. ”
Du Shishi looked at Luo Meiwei in surprise: "Meiwei, are you funny?" He's a man, and he's touched you, a wild boy who touched a girl for the first time, and now he's with us every day, what could be more dangerous than that? I decided to find a way to get him away. ”
Luo Meiwei nodded: "It's really not suitable for a boy to live in the same house with you every day, I really don't know what Uncle Du thinks about it." Is there anything you can do to get rid of him, though? ”
Du Shishi sighed: "Still thinking, frankly speaking, I stabbed him yesterday, and I found out today that he secretly took gauze to the bathroom after class, and I feel very sorry for him." However, I really can't accept letting him come to my house for some reason, so I hope to drive him away peacefully. ”
Luo Meiwei nodded: "If he doesn't leave, will I always live with you, and I will never be able to go home?" ”
Du Shi Shi smiled and said, "So, you have to activate your smart brain and help me think about how to get rid of him quickly." ”
Xiangxi Garden Cottage.
After preparing dinner for the three of them, Guber took his leave. Only three young people were left to dine in the villa.
Li Huaifeng looked at it and said to the two beauties: "Two eldest ladies, you eat first, and I will eat after you have eaten." ”
Du Shishi felt that at least this guy still knew how to measure. looked at the table, several dishes, and then looked at Li Huaifeng, who was obviously very greedy, but pretended to watch TV casually.
Luo Meiwei also discovered that this Li Huaifeng looks like a hillbilly who doesn't understand anything, but he is actually very cute and funny.
The two of them muttered, Du Shi Shi suddenly thought of the law, and said to Luo Meiwei: "Meiwei, why don't we play tricks on him?" ”
Luo Meiwei was stunned for a moment: "How to tease?" ”
Duschsch smiled evilly, took out a jar of mustard paste, and smeared it vigorously in the middle of a sandwich.
"This is the Cosmic Super Invincible Sandwich! Wow Ka Ka! ”
The black line on Luo Meiwei's forehead slid down: "Miss, it's not like that, so much mustard, are you going to kill your companion?" ”
Du Shishi smiled evilly: "You wait and see." ”
Du Shishi pretended to say: "Hey, that companion, you come and eat, we're done." With that, he pulled Luo Meiwei up to the second floor.
Li Huaifeng walked to the restaurant, saw a qiē on the table, smiled slightly, and began to eat.
Du Shishi pretended to go downstairs to get a drink, and saw Li Huaifeng eating with relish, Du Shishi was stunned, this guy is cold and cold! He almost ate all the food on the table!
Especially the cosmic super invincible sandwich she made zuò, Li Huaifeng ate it with relish, and a large piece of mustard slipped down his mouth, and he quickly wiped it back with his fingers and chewed ...... directly in his mouth.
Du Shishi swallowed hard, could it be that the mustard has expired? The smell is gone? No, it's all fresh!
"How do you feel, how does it taste?" Du Shishi asked.
"It's delicious, especially this cake." Li Huaifeng replied.
Cake? That's the Universe Invincible Super Sandwich I made for you, do you have a sense of taste?
That night, Du Shishi almost tried his best to trick Li Huaifeng. However, each time it failed.
She placed a vase on the door, and then screamed, only to cause Li Huai to rush into the house like a wind, not dripping with water on her body;
She stole Li Huaifeng's clothes while he was taking a bath, but Li Huaifeng wrapped himself in a bath towel and found a new set of clothes, which scared the two beauties out of the house;
She suddenly turned on the stereo in the middle of the night and turned it to the loudest, but Li Huaifeng didn't even open her eyes at all, and Luo Meiwei's heart almost stopped!
Bite off more than one can chew! Li Huaifeng thought happily, I am a nobleman with a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan, a monthly salary of 100,000 yuan! One hundred thousand! I will tell you, have I heard your little calculations clearly from the beginning? I'll tell you that even if I lose most of my power, do I still have the ability to control the sensitivity of my five senses?
If you like to toss, then toss, for the sake of 100,000 yuan, I can bear it. If you are willing to toss, I am willing to toss with you.
Du Shishi finally gave in, and she lay on the bed in disappointment: "Meiwei, I have no tricks." I can't help it. This guy is a weird guy, I really don't know if he's really stupid or pretending to be stupid. ”
Luo Meiwei was already tortured by Du Shishi and went crazy: "Miss, go to bed early, I think, with your ability, you can't get rid of him, he can bear it if you stabbed him yesterday, can you still care about these things?" ”
Du Shishi looked at Luo Meiwei weakly, and seemed to have a sudden realization: "You're right, but I won't give up." ”
"What else do you want?"
Du Shishi: "I can't get rid of him in this room, so I borrow the strength of others to get rid of him, and I can't let him stay at school for a day." ”
Luo Meiwei turned over: "Miss, can he stay, I don't know, if you toss like this again, I can't stay anymore, please let me sleep, I'm sleepy." ”
Du Shishi said hatefully: "Tomorrow, I will let him know that St. Paul's Middle School is not something that everyone can get mixed into." ”