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A little boy named Yunzhonglong held a toy imitation pistol to designate Ye Yu, accompanied him to move the trigger, and his mouth was pronounced synchronously, simulating the sound of a gun. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

I'll go, Ye Yu is a little confused, this world is really crazy, elementary school students can be so good? Gangs and pistols are matched, it's just a bunker.

Although the toy gun is not a bullet but a plastic bead, and the damage is not enough to kill a person, what if it hits the eye? Even if you can't hit your eyes, it's not good to hit your little brother.

However, if the toy pistol is not good enough, then the real slot cake is still behind, because the three strange boys standing in front of Ye Yu also took out a slingshot from their pockets, then loaded the stones, and then aimed at Ye Yu with a brush.

"Grass!"

Seeing this, Ye Yu immediately hurriedly protected his face, and shouted loudly: "Whose bear children are these, and no one cares?" ”

However, after shouting several times, no one in the alley responded.

At this time, Yun Zhonglong sneered and threatened loudly: "Stupid big man, even if you scream, it's useless, don't be afraid to tell you the truth, Lao Tzu is the leader of Sanliping Primary School, here, no matter black and white, I will be given a little thin noodles, so no one can save you, so you just accept your fate." ”

Faced with the threat of the bear child, Ye Yu naturally ignored him, and began to quickly think about the solution in his heart, if he wanted to run now, he would inevitably be hit by guns and stones, and it would also look embarrassing, but if he really wanted to fight, just a few little bear children, their bodies were not well developed, and they were not allowed to be crippled with a slap.

"Damn! Can it only come hard? Hey, wait...

The other party is just a few little ghosts, why should I think so complicated? Before their basic world view is formed, they can just use the deception, even if they can't deceive, they can still be pitted! ”

Thinking of this, Ye Yu put down his hands to protect his face with confidence, and then whispered to the little boy named Yunzhonglong: "Don't fight yet, I'll tell you a secret, and then how about you let me go?" ”

"Secret?" After hearing this, Yun Zhonglong slowly put down the toy pistol, and a thick doubt flashed in his bright big eyes, and then asked, "What secret?" ”

Sure enough, children's curiosity is surprisingly strong. Seeing him ask, Ye Yu immediately pretended to be unfathomable, and at this moment, the sun's rays shone down, as if a layer of golden light was plated on Ye Yu's body, which made him look different.

Ahem.., well, this is Ye Yu's self-feeling.

"Actually, I'm not an ordinary person, I know magic." Ye Yu raised his head and looked up at the sun at forty-five degrees, damn! The light is really dazzling.

"Spells? So you are a god? Yun Zhongnong's expression also became very serious, and he asked seriously.

"Ah, yes, yes, I'm smart, I'm a god!" A smile lifted up at the corner of Ye Yu's mouth, and he nodded frequently to admit Yun Zhonglong's guess.

Who knew that just when Ye Yu felt good about himself, Yun Zhonglong actually raised the gun again and yelled at Ye Yu: "Flicker, flicker, our teacher said, there is no god in this world at all, stupid big man, who are you blind?" ”

Seeing that Yun Zhonglong was about to shoot, Ye Yu suddenly stared at the spicy strips scattered on the ground, and then hooked his finger in the direction of the spicy strips, his eyebrows and eyes froze, and he shouted loudly: "Get up!" ”

"Huh!"

The pack of spicy strips was instantly taken into Ye Yu's hand, and after getting it, Ye Yu raised the spicy strips towards the dragon in the clouds, which meant obviously, he was not fooling, but really knew mana.

At this time, as long as it is not highly myopia, it can definitely be found that Yun Zhonglong's eyes have changed when he looks at Ye Yu, and he has become very bright.

Immediately, before Ye Yu could react, Yun Zhonglong and his sister rushed to the front with a "whoosh", and after one of them hugged one of Ye Yu's legs, he shouted: "Brother Tianshen, Brother Tianshen, in the future, our Yunzhonglong will be mixed with you, you teach us spells." ”

Grandma's, elementary school students are students, it's so fucking easy to deceive.

And the three strange little ghosts behind him also dropped the slingshot in their hands at this time, and ran over to hug Ye Yu.

The five bear children desperately shook Ye Yu's legs, asking to turn them into the way they dreamed.

"Little girl, what do you want to become?" Unable to withstand the soft grinding and hard bubbles of several people, Ye Yu lowered his head and was the first to ask the little girl.

"I'm going to become the world's most beautiful policewoman." The little girl shouted loudly, and the shrill voice almost punctured her eardrum.

"I, I... It's my turn, I'm going to be the most handsome man in the world," exclaimed the boy with a tiger on his head.

"What's the use of being handsome, I want to become the richest man in the world!" The boy with his hair like a chicken coop coaxed.

If these dreams are normal, then the following one makes Ye Yu have to wonder if the thoughts of primary school students have reached the point of rebellion, because the boy who was carrying a schoolbag like a turtle fairy shell actually hoped that Ye Yu would turn him into a woman, and then marry the boy with hair like a chicken nest.

Ye Yu smiled helplessly, thinking: If I could change, I would have changed myself a long time ago, would I still be a hard student in No. 3 Middle School?

But at this time, the only one of the five children who had been thinking for a long time, Yun Zhonglong suddenly whispered to Ye Yu: "Brother Tianshen, I want a woman." ”

Depend on! It's direct enough, Ye Yu was a little frightened, how old is this boy? is only seven or eight years old, and now he dares to ask for a woman, so how can he pay it back when he grows up?

As a result, it turned out that Ye Yu thought too much, and the words of the others were not finished at all, and the second half of the sentence actually was: "I want her to be our mother." ”

This sentence made Ye Yu a little surprised, and after some inquiry, he learned that the five of them were all orphans without parents, and today they accidentally found a small hole in the wall of the welfare home and ran out to play.

Hearing this, Ye Yu began to feel a little sorry for them, it was really pitiful to lose the love of his parents at a young age.

Under the influence of this emotion, Ye Yu directly accepted the five of them as small followers, and as for their wishes, Ye Yu had no choice but to put them aside for the time being on the grounds that his current mana was not enough.

But even so, the five dragons in the cloud were still very willing to be Ye Yu's younger brothers, so Ye Yu left them his phone number, bought a lot of delicious food in the commissary, and accompanied them until half past five in the afternoon.

During this time, Ye Yu asked Yun Zhonglong what his sister's name was, and Yun Zhongniu angrily told Ye Yu that the little girl's name was Yun Zhongfeng.

Phoenix? Ye Yu was amused for a while, the names of these brothers and sisters are also rebellious, a dragon and a phoenix, who are their parents, and their courage is not small.

Ye Yu asked Yun Zhonglong this question out of curiosity, but the bear child pretended to smile deeply and did not tell Ye Yu, obviously there should be something hidden in this that he was unwilling to say.

In the end, because of the time, Ye Yu didn't ask any more, and after saying goodbye to the five children, he ran directly to the bus stop.

Sitting in the bus, Ye Yu logged in-point client, clicked on the only book collected on the bookshelf "I am in the button group of gods", although the two chapters updated by the author today are not particularly exciting, but Ye Yu feels that today is his most adequate day in more than ten years.

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