Chapter 60: Examinations

Since then, little Lori's life has one more thing, and she uses a pen to record interesting things that happened.

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, the MV of the birthday song is ready, and after a long delay, it was finally uploaded to the meager level.

The birthday song MV was very exquisitely produced, in addition to the video in the recording studio, He Cai also recorded a video of the location for Jiang Chen and Xiao Lori, which made netizens sigh that the two children were too artistic.

This cola broke the CP party, and when they saw Jiang Chen and He Xintian together, they were all excited, and of course there were also Tian fans, who resolutely opposed the CP party's obscenity.

The meager comments are all gunpowder:

"In the infinite single loop, the birthday song finally has the best MV, it's really good, okay, in fact, I'm watching the lovely Xin Tian and the cool Jiang Chen."

"I'm tired of the song, and I still watch the MV more than ten times, I'm a CP party."

"Tian Tian and Jiang Chen are still together? This MV is simply the gospel of the CP party, and it is praised wildly! ”

"Mother Tian, the future mother-in-law of the couple, what about the fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-Jiang Chen? Where is the trust between people? ”

"Suddenly I felt like I had lost my tranquility and didn't want to live anymore...... Drinking alone late at night and unable to sleep. ”

"Drunk drunk ......"

"Ladies and gentlemen, please rest assured, it's just a MV together, is it possible that Tian Tian and Jiang Chen can still be in the same school and one class? Don't tell me I'm still at the same table! This probability is basically zero, it happened, I ate Xiang live on the spot! ”

"That's right, don't worry, Jiang Chen and the little goddess are still studying together, and I will also eat Xiang live broadcast, five catties Xiang!"

"I can eat ten pounds!"

"I'm going to eat a hundred pounds!"

"It turns out that Xiang eats by the pound?"

"Well, you city people really know how to play!"

"Who knows what it's like to watch a live broadcast and eat Xiang, and I really want to know what to do?"

"It's so cute at such a young age, what can I do when I grow up?"

"The more I look at the little goddess, the more I feel that God is unfair, how can she be so young and captivating the country and the city."

"I'm a sixth-grade kid, and I want to ask everyone, can I study hard now and be a little goddess boyfriend when I grow up?"

"Little friend, I suggest that you choose to beat the little goddess boyfriend when you grow up, it's simpler."

"It is recommended to fight in a group."

"Ten years later, according to statistics, the proportion of bachelors in my country has increased significantly, and the reporter interviewed the uncle who was still unwilling to marry after ten years of singleness, only to see the uncle's eyes cloudy and muttering, all the cause and effect are just because I looked at you more in the crowd ten years ago."

"According to statistics, the proportion of early love in primary and secondary schools in my country has been greatly reduced, and the reporter interviewed the students who refused to fall in love for a long time, only to see the classmates with dark circles on their faces, haggard, and a photo of the little goddess on the table......

"Everyone's so funny...... Reading the comments, I laughed. ”

"Laughing and peeing too."

"Everyone remembers, the sea of bitterness is endless, and turning back is the shore - the little goddess belongs to me alone."

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Birthday songs are widely circulated.

By now, there have been many cover versions on the Internet. Including the guitar version and other versions played by various instruments, there are dozens of foreign language cover versions.

Therefore, at this time, on the Internet, netizens who are still discussing Jiang Chen and He Xintian are definitely real fans. However, He Cai did not stop Xiao Loli and Jiang Chen from being in the same school because of the opposition of fans, maybe He Cai was thinking about giving Xiao Loli a happy childhood life.

In mid-November, the mid-term exams came.

The question of counting apples was successfully reproduced, and all the Chinese were pinyin questions, and the most difficult question was "Your friend Xiao Ming's birthday, what do you want to say to Xiao Ming?" ”

When he was in elementary school, Xiao Ming was very busy......

Jiang Chen held a helpless mentality, picked up the pen and wrote casually, wrote the test paper in ten minutes, and finally scored 100 points in mathematics and 99 points in Chinese, fifth in the class, and the wrong score was due to Jiang Chen writing in ten minutes, and he didn't notice that the head of the stone was soft.

He fifth.

Four people in the class were taller than him, and they all got perfect marks.

For these tough children, Jiang Chen is powerless to complain, so don't let people pretend to be forced?

By the way, the first place is also a little Lori, so the little Lori is so arrogant that she doesn't want to, and she dangles the test paper in front of him every day at school, and says beautifully, "Oh, I'm full marks, it's so strange."

In the midterm exam, my brother seemed to be addicted to playing cards, and he took the exam very badly, with 46 points in Chinese and 94 points in mathematics.

Jiang Hai obediently admitted his mistake in front of Chi Haidong, promised to correct it, study it seriously, and then immediately ran to the room and immediately played with science fiction cards.

Jiang Chen glanced at his brother's Chinese test paper and knew why his brother's Chinese test was so low.

For example, a certain situational Q&A: Xiao Ming took the exam very poorly, if you were his classmate, what would you do?

What other children wrote was - I will be sad, go over to comfort Xiao Ming, study hard and improve every day.

What my brother wrote is - I will laugh: are you stupid, you can't be so simple?

As a result, the elder brother himself became a fool in his pen.

For another example, the question of the Chinese essay in the third grade is: Sometimes, we look forward to growing up, what kind of person will you become when you grow up? Write down the people and things that come to your mind, and try to use the good words and sentences you have accumulated in your daily life.

My brother replied: When I grow up, I will be a diplomat who communicates with aliens, and I have a happy family. Every weekend, I would take my wife, Bihan, out shopping and give some money to the beggars who were begging on the street. This beggar has cloudy eyes, ragged clothes, a strange smell, and a little bit of a bad head, but he is my elementary school Chinese teacher. I threw a few dollars to him every day, alas, I don't know why, Teacher Liu, who was so dominant in the class back then, would now get mixed up in such a field......

The essay is, of course, a zero score.

This Chinese test paper is really wonderful, not to mention the ancient poems that have never been written correctly.

Jiang Chen saw that the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, his brother seemed to be used to it, and he was not afraid of Chi Haidong beating him at all.

My brother has a criminal record, and he loves to write scribble since he was a child, and in the second grade, he used to make a sentence if he used to make a sentence, and at that time my brother wrote: If Teacher Liu dies, I will go to Guanyin Shao Gaoxiang, and ask Guanyin Yuan Liang Teacher Liu to live his life.

Fortunately, in the third grade, there is no way to make sentences, otherwise my brother's Chinese test paper will be deducted again.

Now, Jiang Hai is still playing with game cards and no longer looks at the test papers at all.

Jiang Chen put down the test paper and glanced at his brother.

In his memory, his brother's grades in primary school have not been very good, especially Chinese and English, which are a mess, only mathematics is better, and it didn't improve until the second year of junior high school.

My brother's language and history are not to mention how bad, English is just to learn casually, only I have a great interest in physics and mathematics, and in the first year of junior high school, I indulged in reading books such as "A Brief History of Time" and "The Strings of the Universe", and my grades were so bad that I realized the pressure of going to school in the second year of junior high school, and I began to study liberal arts seriously.

In addition to mathematics and physics, the high school entrance examination is better, and the other exams are average.

After the high school entrance examination, my brother seems to have woken up, arranged a study plan from the summer vacation, and began to learn new concepts of English, and then ranked in the top 100 in the whole school in the first year of high school, and won a lot of first prizes in the national Olympiad and physics competitions in the second year of high school.

Later, after my brother participated in the independent enrollment of colleges and universities, he was directly recruited by the best universities in the country in advance, almost rushing to ask for it. In addition, my brother practices every day, he is a basketball master at school, and his studies are so good that he is explosive, so it can be said that his brother has always been the object of Jiang Chen's worship at that time.

It turns out that this Xueba brother elementary school is like this......

Jiang Chen was really speechless, he thought a lot for a moment, and he really didn't dare to underestimate his brother.

Primary school grades don't explain the problem at all, my brother is in elementary school, in fact, in terms of logical thinking, he has always shown that he is smarter than other children.

Of course, now, he really doesn't know what his brother will do in the future, whether he is the admirable super scholar, after all, the family in the previous life was not as good as it is now.