225: Every grain is hard
Feng Xiaolazy immediately turned around and said firmly to Bai Banxian: "Let's go to the Nanshan base!" ”
"But what people say is that people are dangerous,......" Lin Weiran couldn't help but interject, seeing that Feng Xiaolazy glared at him, he quickly lowered the decibels, "Where is the blessed pulse that reacts in people?" ”
"What if?" Feng Xiaolazy said that he would not give up a glimmer of hope.
“…… Why don't you say that in case this blessed vein is under our boat? Lin Weiran expressed dissatisfaction.
"Alright, alright." Bai Banxian raised his hand to stop them, "The little lazy is the key, listen to the little lazy." ”
So, the men left......
Then, Feng Xiaolazy and the others packed their bags and prepared to go to the most dangerous place.
After getting off the boat and getting on land, Feng Xiaolazy and others knew that there was a kind of humidity called air that was viscous......
The road under your feet is muddy all the time, and the leaves on your head are dripping all the time......
The sun hanging high in the sky seemed to be a painted ornament, and it was useless at all.
Feng Xiaolazy twisted the water on his sleeve, wiped the water on his face, and then twisted his long sticky hair: "We're actually walking in the water, right?" ”
"I think so, too." Bai Banxia wrinkled his face and said bitterly, "I think my underwear is wet." ”
"That's your pee, right?" Feng Xiaolazy disliked his face and immediately stayed two meters away from him.
"Huh! Wind lazy! Don't talk about me, you touch your panties and say a word of conscience! Your panties are wet! Bai Banxia also jumped to his feet.
Is it really appropriate to say such obscene words as "......" so loudly and so justifiably? Feng Xiao Lazy hated to have to know him.
"You touch! You're touching it! Bai Banxia still got on the bar with her. He followed her and kept letting her touch her panties.
"I'm wearing diapers!" Feng Xiaolazy couldn't bear it anymore, and took out a small white bag of bulging things from his pocket, "Do you want one too!" Absolutely dry all day! ”
"......" Bai Banxia was stunned for a long time before holding back three words, "You won." ”
After walking for a long time, suddenly, Feng Xiaolazy stopped and stood still.
"What's wrong?" Lin Weiran asked.
"I'm wondering, who's leading the way now?" Feng Xiaolazy turned his head to look at the four of them, "Where is the Nanshan base, who of you knows?" ”
"Aren't you leading the way?" Lin Weiran was surprised, "Then you keep walking the first one to see the scenery?" ”
"I'll just go!"
"How can you go so far just by walking?" Lin Weiran was shocked. "It's been a long time!"
"Isn't that used to it......" when I went out with Lianhua. It's all casual...... What is it to walk for half a day, it is no problem to walk for a month!
"......" At this time, even Bai Banxian was speechless.
And in this dense jungle, there is not even a person to ask for directions.
So, five wet people. Decision. Set up camp on the spot. Cook the rice first.
The environment was too humid, and even the fire was not very strong, causing Lian Hua's mood to plummet. The heat of the fire is not right. How to cook rice? The little lazy will be unhappy!
Lian Hua was so unhappy, this meal was naturally not so delicious, and Feng Xiaolazy even ate the flavor of the brick chicken nuggets back then.
However, looking at the resentment on Lian Hua's face, Feng Xiaolazy had to hold the plate and swallow hard......
And such a meal was not so delicious, but it was attracted, a group of monkeys.
No one noticed the group of monkeys, not even Lian Hua didn't notice anything unusual, until a monkey hung a golden hook upside down from the tree and hung his face to face with the little lazy......
Feng Xiaolazi's face was expressionless, and he calmly continued to eat......
The monkey seemed to be stunned, it had never seen such a calm person! Those human beings were attacked by it like this, and they were either frightened and ran ten meters away, or immediately used knives and guns, is this human being blind?
So, the monkey tentatively stretched out his hand, gently put it on Feng Xiaolazi's plate, and then snatched it hard......
Feng Xiaolazi's face changed, and he almost cried out in surprise! Hahaha! No more zombie chicken nuggets!
The monkey was almost scared enough by her, and almost wanted to return the plate to her, however, such a rare thing to grab, these humans don't know what the problem is, and no one came to stop it, so don't you leave?
The monkey snatched the plate, curled its tail, and ran to another tree, and before leaving, it even looked back at the strange human in confusion.
"Little lazy...... Your meal! Lian Hua pointed at the monkey and wanted to chase it.
"It's okay, I'm not hungry! Don't chase it, it's not easy for a monkey, if it weren't for the fact that it didn't eat, it wouldn't have taken this risk, would it? Feng Xiaolazy hurriedly stopped him, "Come, let's discuss how to go next, shall we?" ”
"But ......"
"No, isn't Lian Hua willing to listen to me?"
"Well, little lazy, I think the Nanshan base, as the name suggests, is the base on the mountain in the south, so the next step, let's go to the south." Lian Hua hurriedly replied seriously.
Feng Xiaolazy nodded: "Makes sense!" ”
Feng Xiaolazi's meal was robbed, but the three people were still in their hands, and the food in their hands was even more of a defeated breed of fighter jet, which was absolutely unpalatable. They also wanted to say that they were full and didn't eat, but they were glared back by Feng Xiaolazi's eyes.
"Eh, are you running out of food? Come, I'll keep it for you, and eat it hot at the next meal. If we can't eat the next meal, we'll eat the next meal. Food is not wasted! ”
Lian Hua immediately nodded solemnly: "Hmm! Little Lazy is right! It's hard work! ”
"......" Nima! Don't think we didn't see the monkey snatch your plate and you almost put it in the monkey's arms!
At this time, it would be nice to have a few more monkeys...... Otherwise, such an unpalatable thing will be hot again...... That's worse than that!
Creak...... In the rustling of leaves, the cries of these two animals became more and more obvious.
The five looked up.
"Wow! All wishes come true! Bai Banxia couldn't help but whisper.
No, there was a group of monkeys standing in the surrounding trees, and one of them was still holding a plate, apparently the one who had just snatched the plate from the lazy wind!
Bai Banxia immediately handed over the plate: "Come on, eat!" ”
The monkey didn't appreciate it, and he didn't pay attention to him, and he picked up the thing at hand and smashed it! The monkey holding the plate smashed it even more fiercely, and he wanted to be lazy when he held the plate and covered his face.
"Eh, eh! Why are you so fierce! Feng Xiaolazy didn't understand, "You snatched my plate, and you still want to beat me?" You're really a bully for us?! ”
"Squeak!!" The monkey also shouted angrily, and scrambled the plate hard.
"What did they say?" Feng Xiaolazy twisted his face and asked Lian Hua, "Shouldn't you say that this rice is poisonous?" ”
Even Hua's face was not very good-looking, and he seemed to be choked by this monkey: "It says it's unpalatable." ”
"......" (To be continued.) )