Chapter 12: The Laundry Scandal

Luo Wuwu has an urge to strangle Zhen Shishuai, your mother's! Thief God, my mother wants to beg you to give me a handsome guy to be my husband, if you don't do it, forget it, but what do you see you drop? (No, this seems to be a curse, change it) but what do you mean by you dropping a little kid for me? Be a husband - it's a little smaller! Be a son - the old lady is still a real yellow flower girl, although there is a bit of a daylily tendency, but I am also a big virgin, okay, I didn't even give out the first kiss (and Zhen Shishuai is a mistake, I won't admit it, I won't admit it to death), how can you bear it! Oh God! O earth! Don't take such a bully ......

Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu's ever-changing face, and thought: What is this woman thinking? You won't be changing the law again and want to bully yourself, right? But there was a burning smell in the air.

"Do you smell it?" Zhen Shishuai cautiously asked Luo Wuwu and said, "It seems that something is pasted."

Luo Wuwu was interrupted by Zhen Shishuai's reverie, and said very angrily: "It's pasted, your brain is pasted, your face is pasted, your whole family is pasted, it's not playing mahjong, what is not ...... muddle" The words are not finished, no! There is a burning smell in the air! My instant noodles...... After falling five or five, he remembered the boiled instant noodles on the gas stove, and hurriedly rushed to the kitchen downstairs like a rocket.

Luo Wuwu rushed to the gas stove and turned off the switch, and glanced at the soup pot where the gas stove could already be seen in the pitch black as charcoal, and the instant noodles in it had turned into charcoal-shaped, which was daunting. You! Zhen Shishuai! You pay the old lady for instant noodles, this is the last pack of instant noodles for the old lady, it seems that today's breakfast is no play! If you can eat people, Luo Wuwu really wants to eat Zhen Shishuai into his stomach in one bite, so as not to make people upset to watch.

Luo Wuwu suddenly felt that her thighs were cold, she looked down, she didn't know if she didn't look at it, she was startled! The downstairs is completely surrounded by foam, and the height of the foam has reached the position of falling five or five thighs, you girl! Who's going to tell the old lady where this bubble came from? I don't believe it was the old lady who sang it.

Luo Wuwu followed the trail of foam gushing out, staggering in the direction of the bathroom, a machine was buzzing and turning, as it kept turning, the foam poured out wave after wave, and some foam flew in the air again, turning into beautiful bubbles. No way! What is this mother's thing? Bubble maker? But that location is obviously for the washing machine! How did it turn into a bubble machine? When she saw what was making bubbles, she finally couldn't help but burst into anger!

"Zhen Shishuai, you get down for the old lady! Right now! Immediately! Right away! Luo Wuwu used his self-created lion roar skill and said: "Otherwise, the old lady will kill you!"

Zhen Shishuai was shocked by the roar of the lion who fell into the fifth and fifth and swam to her (you must ask why swim, right?) Hahaha...... The foam is so high that it's almost up to his neck, and you say he walks in it like he's swimming)

Luo Wuwu pointed to the location of the washing machine and said, "Explain to the old lady, what is going on with this?" If you can't explain it, you won't want to leave my house alive. "This is a precursor to the destruction of the mouth!

Zhen Shishuai looked at the washing machine with foam gushing out, and thought quickly in his head, oh! So that's it......

"If I say that I put too much laundry detergent, will you forgive me?" Zhen Shishuai said sincerely.

"More?" Luo Wuwu looked at the washing machine that was still gushing foam and said, "What are you kidding me?" How much can you put? Could it be that you poured all my packets of laundry detergent into it? Just kidding......" Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai's guilty little appearance, and asked in disbelief: "You!" You don't really put a pack, do you? I just bought it, I haven't used it once, it's 5 kilograms! Are you all using your head to fill foam, don't you know the common sense of life? You are a loser...... "The words of the five or five lessons are like a surging river.

"I'm sorry!" Zhen Shishuai whispered aggrievedly: "I have never done these jobs, otherwise I will double the losses caused to you like this."

"Double! Do you have any money? Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai in his own clothes, he had already seen you yesterday, you! If you look horizontally and vertically, you can't see that there might be money there?

After Zhen Shishuai was scanned from top to bottom and from left to right, he finally understood what she meant, because he hated that he didn't have money. This dead woman, how can she look down on people so much, I am a person with a postdoctoral fellow in finance, only people are in the money! I make money faster than you can spend money, I don't know how to get there......

"That," Zhen Shishuai said with more confidence: "How about you lend me 500,000 first, and repay you at least 3 million after a week?" This number is a conservative estimate, it should be only a little more? Zhen Shishuai thought to himself, when the time comes, you will know how powerful I am, and you will definitely look at me with adoring eyes, wahahaha......

500,000? If the eyes can kill people, Zhen Shishuai has already died gloriously in the eyes of Luo Wuwu! If the old lady has 500,000, will she still need to live in this place where dogs don't poop and birds don't lay eggs? Do you still need to meet you, a guy who has been down for eight lifetimes? The old lady doesn't even have 50 yuan in her pocket now, okay? It's 50 bucks! Also 500,000? You bought me to see if you had?

"I don't have a life-threatening thing to ask for money now, can you do it?" Luo Wuwu looked at Zhen Shishuai and said: "There is a kind of you who will buy me to a rich family to be Mrs. Kuo, or you will wait, your hard life is coming!" Luo Wuwu rolled up his sleeves, grabbed Zhen Shishuai, lifted the big shirt, and served a braised buttocks.

Zhen Shishuai was petrified the whole time, and when he reacted, he had already been hit the little ass by the Nine Yin White Bone Claws that had fallen five or five, you! This is a living hooligan! No matter what, I'm also a handsome guy, okay (although it's a little smaller, but I don't lack anything that should be, okay, don't you know how to pay attention to your image, a dead woman?) You don't want to image me, okay? Woowoo...... )

Luo Wuwu was tired, looked at the time on the wall, threw Zhen Shishuai aside and said: "You listen to my mother, I'm going to work now, if you don't clean up my home when you come back from work, you don't have to stay in my house anymore, you can go wherever you want to die?" Anyway, the old lady is not welcome to eat idle meals. After saying that, I went upstairs to get my clothes and went to work.

Zhen Shishuai looked at the empty room full of bubbles and bubbles, and suddenly felt like crying......