The new book and the new journey are another long year, quitting all hobbies.

I'm still worried about the results.

If you don't work hard, you'll get old!

Some of the regrets in "Big Tree" will be made up for in the new book.

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Chapter 2: Heaven has the virtue of a good life

"Just sauce, he saw it over there?"

The old man had white hair, a dusty left arm, a long hair in his right hand, a bun on the top of his head, and his head turned to the left, as if he was asking someone else.

Yu Le stiffened, and forgot to put it down while holding the stone.

Emma, this is what I saw in the middle of the night...... Something unclean?

There are many grotesque legends in the mountains, such as Hu Sangongzi, such as Wong Tai Sin, such as the old lady who lived to be one hundred and twenty years old, and finally died, but took out a big hedgehog from the kang cave.

How big is a hedgehog? A firewood basket was loaded.

How big is the basket? If it is filled with grass, three cows will not be able to eat it all in one night......

I really haven't heard of anyone who hasn't seen anyone alive!

Yu Le's head rumbled, and his worldview collapsed gorgeously.

The old man seemed to have gotten some answer, nodded and turned his face, and as soon as the dust was raised, he was suddenly a fairy wind bone, with a solemn appearance, and his tone was full of irrefutable seriousness, "You listen to the truth!" Thou art the wicked of the ninth generation, thou shalt thou shalt be toiled by miscellaneous servants, and thou shalt do good deeds, thinking that salvation is also! ”

"Huh?!" Yu Le's face cramped, and his mouth and eyes were crooked.

The old man was contemplating and watching, and after a while, his head turned to the left again, "No, the mud, Dumu has a reaction." ”

Yu Le was drenched in cold sweat and lay there shivering.

The sentence in the middle of the old man is similar to Mandarin, and it is still a sound and round broadcasting style. The two sentences before and after are not quite right, it seems to be the dialect of Shaanxi and Gansu?

Yu Le has a classmate who is Lao Shaanxi, who was in such a tune when he first entered the school, and later changed it. But when he called his hometown, he still switched back and forth like this.

The old man switched very slippery......

In the dark room, the old man's whole body was condensed by light points, which seemed to be real and illusory, and it was fascinating, and there was no background around him.

He's just hanging in the air in such a bright light!

Holographic projection?

When the old man turned his face again, his eyes suddenly opened, and then his brow furrowed slightly, and he soon stretched out again.

Yu Le has always been big-hearted, and coupled with a hangover, he gradually regained some courage.

Feels like a video chat?

Well, his eyes snapped open, indicating that he suddenly saw the person he was chatting with. His brow furrowed, indicating that he was not satisfied with the person he was chatting with. Quickly stretches out, indicating that he doesn't want the person he is chatting with to know that he is not satisfied.

Well, this is a quality chatter, at least not to curse out of disappointment.

Well, according to the first law of video chat, this chat will end in two or three minutes due to some kind of force majeure. Say goodbye to each other politely, but never again.

Don't ask your brother why he knows this......

In fact, my brother's thick eyebrows and big eyes are just a temporary poor image, and my brother is not scared to pee after all......

"Thou art nine wicked men, and every life is full of evil, and men and gods are angry! If you continue to do evil in the tenth life, you will be ruined! Fortunately, God has the virtue of a good life, and always has to give you a chance! The old man continued to speak in a round tone and was full of emotion, although he did not hold the manuscript in his hand.

It may not be a bad thing that people come so gorgeously and have such rich expressions...... Stuff, right?

It's better to give them a chance than to be beaten to death with a stick.

"Thank you...... Heaven! Yu Le sat up very hard, mobilizing his facial muscles, trying to give a sincere smile, and he didn't know if he did it.

The old man shook twice, and his whole body was in mid-air!

Can we still have a good chat?

Yu Le sat on the kang, his head subconsciously following the old man's deflection.

Brother is a smile for you, you said you are ......

Uh, the camera is crooked?

No, the camera is crooked, it should be that he saw me coming sideways.

Uh, the projector is crooked......

Yu Leju cleverly discovered the problem and lifted the stone again, feeling a little hot.

The old man really resumed his solemn sitting, and he was still in the middle of the mountain, floating out of the dust.

It seems that he didn't know that his image had ever fallen?

"I haven't consulted yet...... Yu Le carefully pressed his left hand against his right hand and bowed his hand.

When the stone moved, the old man really moved closer and farther in mid-air, and there was a slight tremor, but there was a considerable delay in time......

If this is a video chat, the lag is more serious, and the time between questions and answers is too long.

"Huh! I am the West too platinum star is also! The old man smiled condescendingly, probably thinking that the child was teachable—wait and bow!

Too platinum star? The corners of Yu Le's mouth twitched slightly, isn't that the immortal who Xuan Sun Wukong went to heaven to be Bi Ma Wen?

Uh-huh, it's an old fairy, not Wong Tai Sin!

Well, the old fairy also misunderstood. In fact, what Yu Le wants to ask is, what opportunity did God give?

It's okay, so it seems that my brother is more polite.

The old fairy was more rude, and he didn't know how to ask for advice.

"The divine decree has been delivered, from now on, you are the only god in the world, you can do it yourself!" Tai Bai Xing stroked his long hair again, and his eyelids drooped like an old man.

Well, it's a waste to say more.

Or maybe it's also the fear of staining your eyes.

Yu Le asked anxiously, "Tai Bai Xing Old Immortal, I am a god?" What kind of god am I? And the divine decree? Where's the Divine Order? ”

Tai Bai Xing's figure shook, and disappeared out of thin air!

It's not like it disappears out of thin air, it's like a reflection in the water, rippling and turning into dots of light and shadow, twisting and spreading, and finally disappearing.

The room was once again in total darkness.

Only the stone in Yu Le's hand was still a little bright, and it was gradually fading, and finally disappeared completely.

The stone was heavy, and it was already very hot, and it was bearable.

Is this a divine decree?

Immortals are immortals after all, and I don't know how he threw me into the bed.

Yu Le fumbled and turned on the light.

The old lady's voice came from the next room, and she was also confused, "Lele, do you want to drink water?" ”

"Don't drink, mother, go to sleep." Yu Le tried to keep his voice as steady as possible, with his usual laziness.

The old lady really slept again.

Tai Bai Xing's voice was so loud just now, okay, his voice was as shocking as Huang Zhong Dalu, the old lady didn't seem to hear it?

In a hurry, Yu Le also said a few words, and his voice was not small.

There is a doorway in the divine order.

Yu Le looked at the stone in his hand.

God has the virtue of a good life, not only giving opportunities, but also giving things.

Well, there was some black mud on the stone, which looked like it was soaked with sweat, and it was dried again, and it was splashing powder to the touch.

It feels a little familiar.

Uh, isn't that the stone I pulled out of the gutter?

It's useless to beat the dog, so it's in your pocket?

There was still mud in his pocket, this one was not dried, and it was still slimy and smelly.

Yu Le carefully picked at the dry mud on the stones, blowing and beating, like eating a baked sweet potato.

It's not a stone.

Slightly larger than a fist overall, with a triangle-like upper end and a handle at the lower end, it looks like a clumsy arrow, edgeless and angular.

The feel is warm and delicate, and it is no longer hot at this time.

The color is pure black, the black of the five fingers can not be seen, and it is not reflective at all, just like ...... Black hole?

Of course, Yu Le had never seen a black hole, and he had never seen such a strange thing.

Mmmm, it's not coarse benzene, it's called clumsy, handmade feeling.

At least it has to be the level of the unearthed artifacts, right?

Maybe it's really a gift from God......

Is it too platinum?

I remember that when Tai Bai Xing Xuan Mei Monkey King, he said, "By the will of the Jade Emperor, please go to heaven to worship the immortal urn" Yunyun.

This time, his old man seems to be a little perfunctory!

Besides, if this is picked up by Erdan, if it is picked up by Xiaofang......

Well, no one deliberately fell into the gutter when the light was blind, and there were not necessarily dogs who stepped forward to take advantage of the excitement.

Well, people in the village don't fall, outsiders don't fall either, or I, an outsider, will fall when I'm drunk......

Uh-huh, everything was meant to be.

What kind of god is the only god in the world?

Why don't I go to heaven?

Even if it is a Bi Ma Wen who does not enter the stream, it is good, there is a heavenly horse to ride, and the next door is still a peach orchard.

It is said that a group of fairies entered the peach orchard, and they had to use the immobilization method to fix them, and no one was allowed to disturb my grandson to eat peaches......

This night, Yu Le didn't fall asleep again, and the next day he was a little sluggish, so that the second egg was cursed by the old lady again.

Chapter 3: The Only God in the World

The name of this mountain is Zangma Mountain, and there is a white horse river in front of the mountain.

According to legend, Qin Shi Huang ascended Langya Terrace three times, and the warlock Xu Fu offered the elixir of immortality. As soon as they were handed over, a white horse suddenly swept over, grabbed the magic medicine and left. A group of guards chased after the horses, but the white horse ran into the mountain, and the clouds were deep and unknown.

The white horse medicine is unreliable, but the Tibetan Horse Mountain is in the northwest direction of Langyatai, more than 30 kilometers.

For more than 2,000 years, there have been more and fewer trees, and fewer and more people.

This village is called Soahutun, this young man is called Yule, he is the first college student in ten miles and eight townships, he is the only god in the world, he sits on the kang and knocks walnuts, his thick eyebrows and big eyes are very confused.

"Bang! Nation! Nation! ”

The strength was not very good, and it was not smashed at once, and then it was smashed again.

Yu Le smashed the walnuts and didn't eat them, a pile of skins and a pile of meat.

After unremitting efforts day and night, Yu Le finally found the right way to open the divine decree - smashing walnuts......

I'm smashing, I'm smashing, I'm smashing!

The door of the hall was pushed open, and the old lady poked into her face, "Lele, let's play with them, why are you always at home." ”

"Oh, mother." Yu Le agreed, and got off the kang.

The old lady noticed the tool for smashing walnuts, "Hey, what is this?" ”

"I picked it up outside, hehe, it's pretty handy." Yu Le smirked and stuffed the tool into his pocket, but the old lady didn't care.

Next to the hall was the stove, and something was boiling in the cauldron, and the water vapor was spreading to the beams.

When you enter the yard from the stove, the air is cold.

After Yu Le went out, he didn't go to find Erdan, but climbed up the mountain along the path.

The path turns east, and there is a pond of more than ten acres under the valley.

There is a thick layer of ice on the surface of the water, and the two or three acres in the north of the middle are rippling with blue waves, and there is faint white vapor steaming.

Hundreds of ducks waddled across the ice and jumped into the water.

Even if you can't catch a fish, the ducks are happy.

This is Yule's duck, to be exact, Yule's tuition fees over the years.

When Yu Le was admitted to college, his father contracted this pond.

On the north bank of the pond, near the mountain, three huts were erected. Feed and tools are in the shacks, and the eggs are temporarily stored there.

The shack has a door and no lock.

Although the mountain village is poor, stealing things is rare.

The pond was surrounded by unkempt reeds and aquatic weeds, and the left side of the shack was cleared and covered with gravel and gravel.

The sun was nice and there was no wind.

Yu Le sat on the horse in front of the shack and took out the divine decree from his pocket, but his eyes still couldn't focus.

Strange to say, whether at home or outside, except for a little hot hand during video chatting, the divine order seems to maintain a constant temperature and feels warm.

When you look closely, the triangle-like part at the upper end of the divine order, there is a faint word "order" written in the middle, which is a protruding yang script. There is also a box drawn on the perimeter, just like a seal.

Whether it is a word or a frame, it is all handwritten, not very regular, and intermittent.

The two strokes above the word "order" are also separated, not "people", but "eight".

Yu Le recognized this word, mainly by speculation.

Anyway, it's a mess! It's like a handiwork of a little doll, and it's cartoonish overall......

"Embarrassment"?

In the past few days, Yu Le has been very unsteady, and his eyebrows have drooped a little.

When his father and mother came over, he smiled as if he had come.

It's better to be low-key when it comes to becoming a god, my brother has always been a low-key person.

Well, mom and dad don't need to be scared.

I have been a wicked person in the ninth generation, and now I am in the tenth generation, and God has the virtue of a good life, and has given me another chance.

This logic is also the logic of God - the ninth generation does evil, the tenth generation is God, and the good is said to be rewarded, and the good is said to lead people to good.

The only god on earth.

Is this sealed by the Jade Emperor, Tai Bai Xing doesn't seem to have mentioned this stubble.

What kind of god am I?

Well, it doesn't matter what god he is, the god of Mao is also a god.

And then what?

On the second night, when Yu Le was sleeping, he deliberately put the divine decree close to him.

On the third night, Yu Le slept in his clothes and put the divine decree in his pocket.

On the fourth night, this time it was even more ruthless, and Yu Le touched the gutter again and smeared a layer of stinky mud on the divine order......

Is it because they have not been blessed with barking?

Well, no matter how hard Yu Le tried and how realistically he reproduced the situation that night, Tai Bai Xing was not online again, which is completely in line with the first law of video chat.

Yu Le even bit the ...... Well, it was too hard to bite after all, so he secretly cut his finger with a knife and smeared some blood on it.

If you don't mention it, it hurts to think about it.

And then the eggs.

As the only god in the world, my brother is still quite hard, and he fights every night......

Yu Le was in a daze, and suddenly his eyes were full of brilliance!

"Whoa!"

Mazazi fell apart.

"The Great God of the Platinum Star!" Yu Le didn't care about the pain in his buttocks, and he didn't even care about getting up, so he smiled all over his face as soon as he could, and firmly supported the divine order.

Under the blue sky and white sun, Guanghua is not so dazzling after all, but it has also gathered into an old fairy with crane hair and childish face bit by bit.

However, the old fairy did not tie a bun on his head, but tied a red head rope?

He was not wearing a white robe, but a red robe.

The old fairy wearing a red robe with a red rope on his head observed with a strange expression, but it was similar to the Tai Bai Xing.

Is there a lag, I know!

Yu Le carefully sat cross-legged on the ground and smiled like a daisy.

"Too platinum? A certain Tianxi Xingjun is also! The old fairy frowned slightly, and the orchid finger was wrapped with a red rope, which was enchantingly pressed on the side of his cheek, looking quite charming.

Yu Le looked confused.

"Well, the legendary old man under the moon is a certain family." The old fairy is really empathetic.

It turned out to be the old moon!

However, are you sure you're the old woman, not the old lady?

The good thing is that people who are not very particular about music will forget it at once.

The treatment of the gods is really different, is this a marriage for my brother?

"Good old moon!" Yu Le excitedly bowed his hand, and after the network was delayed, Yue Lao was pulled in front of him, and he quickly stabilized the projector and kept it in the right position.

"You're going to do something for someone." The red rope on Yue Lao's fingers is getting more and more entangled, but the red rope on his head is not less, and it seems that this red rope can be stretched indefinitely.

His eyelids drooped downward, trying not to look at Yu Le.

Does my brother look so dirty?

"Please also ask the old man to command!" Yu Le understands in seconds, but he is not as knowledgeable as a fairy.

For a twenty-two-year-old chick, if you can get a good marriage, you can really pay any price.

Not to mention doing one thing for you, eight out of ten, one hundred and eighty things can be done!

By the way, my brother likes big and tender ones, and he wants to have long legs......

"You can go to the underworld for me. Black impermanence fell in love with white impermanence, and this thing made a lot of noise, it was really out of place, out of place! Yue Lao patted his head, looking quite annoyed.

Yu Le was completely stupid.

A trip to the underworld for you?

How am I going?

More importantly, how can I come back?

The old man on the other end frowned, "Didn't Tai Bai Xing explain it to you?" ”

"He said I was the only god in the world...... "Yule stammered back.

"This is too white, and he is used to clever words, flamboyant tongue, deceiving superiors and subordinates, and playing with right and wrong. Really do practical things, he is perfunctory, sloppy, donkey dung eggs have a smooth surface, thin and wipe the wall, just smooth ......" Yue Lao seems to be very dissatisfied with Tai Bai Xing, there are quite a lot of secrets, and there are a lot of words.

I didn't expect him to be such a platinum star, well, I didn't expect you to be such a moon old ......

Yu Le hurriedly sat upright.

Immortals fight, mortals can't afford to mix, but they don't dare to stand in line casually.

Mmmm, I'm not a mortal, I'm the only god in the world!

However, it seems that the gods in heaven are the real gods......

"Well, I'll tell you about it! This is too platinum star...... "Yue Lao endured a breath, helpless to suffer a loss, and muttered twice behind his back.

Yu Le's cheeks twitched.

Can I not listen?

The answer is no.

Suddenly, the surrounding air condensed, and there was a faint whistling sound.

Yu Le was wrapped in a large white cloud like cotton wool.

The best cotton, bright white and dazzling, soft and slightly wet, faintly striped.

This is...... Xiangyun?