Chapter 37 Light Gong is not practiced like this
After a few days of perseverance, Master Shi finally couldn't help but come and cry to Amu.
"Are you sure she's mentally normal?" The stone wanted to cry without tears, looking around for fear of being discovered by Luo Xiaozhu. "She actually asked me when my first kiss was?!" At this point, the stone's somewhat dark skin began to redden slightly.
"I'm also curious, when was your first kiss?" Amu turned his face and deliberately teased the stone,
The stone flashed away in an instant, and it was said that things gather like and people gather in groups, why didn't he think of this? Take 10,000 damage in an instant.
"Alright! Tease you! Amu smiled and walked over and patted the stone on the shoulder, "Aren't all women like this?" It's good to adapt. After speaking, Amu smiled comforting and understanding, "I'm going to work!" Xiaozhu will be handed over to the master! ”
Oh no, this is simply a nightmare, this kind of desperate place, how can he bear to let him face it alone? But thinking about it, he is still more pitiful, after all, he is the person who stays by Luo Xiaozhu's side the longest, and he doesn't know how he grew up.
"Master Stone, I've found you!" Luo Xiaozhu ran from a distance, "Now it's your turn to find me!" ”
It turned out that the game of hide and seek was proposed by the stone, and I thought that I could be quiet when I was hiding, but Luo Xiaozhu was so powerful that she didn't even let go of a mouse hole, no matter where she hid, she could quickly find it, I really don't know how he did the secret guard, it hurt my self-esteem.
"I think you're at a good weight now, and you don't have to do physical exercise at all. I'll teach you light skills! "If it goes on like this, the thin person will never be her, or she will be taught directly to save trouble.
"Really? Is it really possible to learn to fly? Are you sure I'm flying at this weight? ”
Luo Xiaozhu was so excited that she danced, in order to make her less noisy, the stone dragged her arm, and flew onto the roof with a step, Luo Xiaozhu was a little panicked at first, but after standing still, when he looked over from the roof, Luo Xiaozhu suddenly laughed.
Sure enough, light work is a must-learn trick at home...... If you are lucky one day, you fly to the roof of a handsome guy, and there happens to be a hole in the roof, and the handsome guy is bathing, tsk...... Just thinking about it makes people freeze.
Brother Yan, you have to wait for me, when I learn, where can the walls of the palace stop the old lady's progress?
After a period of intoxication and expression, Luo Xiaozhu found that Master Shi was no longer around, and when he looked around, he found that he was already standing in the courtyard, looking up at her.
"Find a way to get down by yourself!" After the stone finished speaking, he clapped his hands, and turned around to leave,
"Master Stone! I can't fly, how can I get down? I'm going to fall to my death!! Luo Xiaozhu was so frightened that his legs were weak, and he squatted on the roof, wanting to cry without tears.
"Your vitality is so vigorous, how can you fall to death so easily? A cripple at best. The stone said very proudly, quite a bit of a sense of revenge, and was thinking that it would be quiet for at least a few hours, when there was a "pop" directly from behind.
Luo Xiaozhu jumped directly from the roof, but his posture was wrong, and he landed on the ground with his face, at this height, he didn't have time to shout "ah".
The muscles of Shi's cheeks twitched unconsciously, this girl's brain must be broken, so she would be stupid enough to jump down directly, what should I do, if I really have three long and two short, let alone go back to my life, I'm afraid my head will be gone.
"Ha girl also ......" The stone ran over in three steps and two steps, seeing that Luo Xiaozhu did not react, the stone couldn't help but swallow his saliva, his hand was a little trembling and stretched over, and patted it gently, "You don't have anything to do?" ”
After a few seconds of standing still, there was a sudden mournful cry, and the stone patted his chest, and now he was finally relieved. When the stone wanted to help Luo Xiaozhu, Luo Xiaozhu got up directly, looking at Luo Xiaozhu's broken face, the stone was so frightened that he took several steps back.
Two lines of nosebleeds were still gurgling down, his nose was a little crooked, tears and saliva were falling to the ground one by one, and his face was full of ash.
Feed! Anyway, she is also the heroine, so she is broken, how can she rely on her face to the end? Don't you want to be so miserable. The main thing is, when you hit the ground with your face, it hurts just to think about it, okay? In case it falls into a big pie face and the three-dimensional becomes two-dimensional, how can you make a handsome guy? How can you counterattack?
(Any more verbose, let you fall down in a hundred more ways...... )
It's a nice day, and it's perfect to roll off the roof......
Fortunately, the roof is not high, and when he rolled down, he fluttered a few times, which somewhat reduced some inertia (fart * truth~), Luo Xiaozhu except for the bridge of his nose was crooked, and there were no other major injuries, as soon as Amu heard that Luo Xiaozhu fell from the roof, he rushed home non-stop, although he was not very good at surgery, but Luo Xiaozhu was born with thick skin, and this injury can still withstand it.
"How do I feel like she hurts her chest?" The stone leaned into Amu's ear and whispered solemnly,
When Amu heard this, he really couldn't hold back, he snickered twice, and replied, "She is already a flat horse, so you don't have to worry about this." After saying that, he snickered a few more times.
When Luo Xiaozhu heard that someone was laughing, he immediately couldn't sit still, "What are you talking about?" Are you laughing at me behind my back? Before the two could refute anything, Luo Xiaozhu burst into tears, tugging the stone master's hand and complaining, "You give me back my beauty, you give me back my youth, and you give me back my life......"
In this society, if there is no appearance, there is only death. Because she doesn't have an advantage in her own appearance, how can she find her brother Yan? It's going to be disliked.
Therefore, after this series of events, the stone summed up an experience, the kind of woman who seems to be quite smart, but actually has insufficient brain capacity, how far and how far away, before the big thing.
Because of the broken phase, his knee was also a little injured, and it was inconvenient to run around, so Luo Xiaozhu could only stay in the room obediently, and the stone master naturally became the perpetrator and let Luo Xiaozhu dispatch.
was bored, and Luo Xiaozhu began to inquire around.
"Master Stone, what did you do before?"
"Wu Zhuangyuan, now he is the head of the Ouchi guard." The stone looks a little proud,
"Oh~ Sounds like a tall one!" Luo Xiaozhu sighed while munching on melon seeds, and said in admiration, it seems that Brother Ji treats her well, and sent such a good bodyguard to her (Luo Xiaozhu always thought it was Luo Ji's bodyguard). "Master Shi, are you married?"
As soon as she heard this, Shi Shi began to break out in a cold sweat again, who knows what she will ask next, Shi immediately pretended to have a stomachache, "My stomach is a little uncomfortable, I'll talk about it again!" ”
Luo Xiaozhu only felt a gust of wind blowing, and the stone master disappeared, and the melon seeds in her hand fell on the table one by one, obviously startled, and after a while, Luo Xiaozhu slapped the table.
"Light work is really a must-learn trick at home, so that my mother no longer has to worry about the thatched house being too far away to solve it."