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Zhou Yi was directly woken up, and looked at the mobile phone next to the pillow, it was obviously less than half past five, and it was not the time to get up set by the alarm clock. How can there be a rooster crowing in the dorm room? No one has chickens on campus! Who would keep chickens as pets and keep them in the dormitory?

And it's not over yet.

Wearing pajamas, Zhou Yi came out, which was really inexplicable. When I came to the living room, I saw the young dragon squatting on the floor of the living room, imitating the crowing of a rooster, a serious book, and learning quite similarly, ventriloquist is really good!

Zhou Yizhen was stunned: "What is this for?" We have chickens in the dormitory! ”

Young Qinglong rolled his eyes and said, "Smell the chickens and dance!" Zhou Yi, do you understand? ”

"I just slept for five hours! Eldest brother! ”

"It's not bad for ten minutes! Some of the students of Yan University and Tsinghua University even study all night! You're happy to be able to sleep for five hours! ”

Zhou Yi was helpless: Can it be so compared? Can they stay up all night every day, study hard and fight hard?

At this time, Wu Baixiong and Yang Yuxian also came out of the single room one after another.

"Young dragon! Young Dragon! I really want to beat you up. Wu Baixiong scratched his head.

"Understand. I'm competing for a role in a drama, it's very important, how can I do it if I don't study hard? Young Dragon explained.

Zhou Yi asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Yang Yuxian said with a smile: "Qinglong is indeed competing for a drama role. ”

"You went to the drama club yesterday? What do you think? Zhou Yi asked.

"Yes! The drama club is indeed recruiting new students, but it also has to go through the assessment, not just sign up. We signed up for the application, which is considered a backup, but there is a need for a role, we can compete, and if we perform well, we can officially join the drama club. Yang Yuxian explained to Zhou Yi.

"What kind of drama role is Qinglong competing for?" Zhou Yi was very curious.

"The historical drama "Smelling the Chicken and Dancing"!" The young dragon said a little proudly.

"Huh? Qinglong, you want to compete for the role of Zu Ti? Zhou Yi was shocked.

Yang Yuxian and Wu Baixiong couldn't help laughing.

"What a ancestor! Can he play Zu Ti? Zhou Yi, you are also an afterthought. What do you see he is doing now? He's not playing the chicken dancing, he's the chicken in the chicken dancing! It is specially used for the ancestral sword dance. ”

Wu Baixiong ruthlessly exposed the young dragon.

Zhou Yi was stunned and dumbfounded: What kind of character is this?

Young Qinglong was depressed and said helplessly: "You guys are really ambitious, do you think it's easy to play a good chicken?" This is the test of the drama club for me, and if I want to take on a great responsibility, I will have to suffer from it. If you can play a chicken well, you will be able to play a duck, a goose, and a frog well in the future, which is also amazing. A frog can become a prince, a grass chicken can become a phoenix, but don't look down on people. ”

Wu Baixiong shook his head again and again and said, "We are also convinced." ”

Young Qinglong said again: "Do you know that our homeroom teacher, Mr. Li Mubai, also played Guan Yu's "Walking Wheat City" in the drama club! It's not Guan Yu who is acting, isn't it the same? was ridden back then, and won the actor in the future. ”

Zhou Yi almost burst out laughing: Do you dare to say this to Teacher Li Mubai?

Wu Baixiong was stunned and said, "How can anyone ride it?" Don't make up the teacher. ”

Yang Yuxian said shamefully: "But it's a red rabbit horse, there is a plot, it's not a crowing chicken!" ”

The young dragon was still retorting vigorously.

Listening to them, Zhou Yi was also convinced.

After thinking about it, Zhou Yi said: "In the future, we won't need an alarm clock in our bedroom, and it will be easy to chirp at regular and fixed points." ”

At this time, a thunderous roar suddenly came from outside the dormitory: "Which bastard was pretending to be a rooster just now?" It's only five o'clock in the morning! Don't think it's early enough? It's kind of you get up in the middle of the night to do morning exercises! I'm **** immortal banban, can this still dream happily? Even the girls are going to be quarreled with by you! I thought it was the school's own chicken farm! I went out to look for a circle, and there was not a single chicken. The dormitory manager said that the school does not allow chickens and ducks to be raised. Pretend to be a rooster again, and I'll raise you as a chicken! ”

Zhou Yi and his roommates looked at each other.

You still go out to find chickens? That's stupid. Is there still an IQ to speak of?

Even if Yanying students have a low IQ, it won't be so low as to be so shocking! It's simply a refresh of the lower IQ limit.

Or maybe it's half asleep and still sleepwalking!

However, it is not uncommon for students in the acting department to have low IQs.

I remember that in the previous life, Nortel also wrote the simple English logo of "Welcome to College Student TV Station" as "Welcome-Come-To-BFA-TV", which refreshed the Chinese people's perception of Nortel's students' cultural level, which is at most not enough English, but the degree of jokes in this life is not much better, and even Mr. Li Mubai mentioned the industry's famous "Nalan Joke Collection" about Nalan Xuefei in class, which is definitely an IQ problem.

Zhou Yi felt that his sense of superiority in IQ came naturally, and Lai Yanying simply stood out from the crowd.

Forget it, don't mention the stubble of "chicken", it's disturbing to listen to.

At this time, the young dragon sweated profusely and said, "No one is allowed to say it." ”

This is simply a problem with IQ, Zhou Yi and the three of them shook their heads again and again, they must not say anything about being killed, they really can't afford to lose this person.

Young Long is simply a shame in the dormitory!

After washing up early, everyone went out of their morning work as usual.

Just after the 11th National Day, the morning gong is still correct. Ten minutes on the stage, ten years off the stage, must be long-term perseverance, can not be fishing during the festival, after the festival drying nets. The teacher told everyone that if you don't practice your hands and feet for one day, you won't lose half of your hands and feet if you don't practice for two days, you won't practice being a layman for three days, and you won't practice staring for four days. There is a famous saying in the industry: if you don't practice for a day, you know it; If you don't practice for two days, the connoisseur knows; If you don't practice for three days, everyone knows it.

If others know that they are not afraid, and the teacher knows, you will be miserable!

Except for Shui Yuexun, who took leave to go to other provinces to promote the movie, none of the other male and female classmates pulled it, and they didn't sleep lazy, after all, the seniors and teachers had already heard about their lives, and no one wanted to be scolded and continue to work hard.

The sophomores are like this too, and they can see them every morning.

After the morning work with quality and quantity, everyone went to have breakfast together.

During the meal, Tang Yan told Zhou Yi: "Brother, do you know? Sister Diba and Ah Fu went to work in her restaurant yesterday, earned a lot of tips, observed life, and wrote a weekly diary. While writing homework, you can also earn tips, which is also served. ”

Zhou Yi smiled: "Did they really go?" ”

Di Lieba smiled: "Don't mention it. Ah Fu saw that I had earned a lot of tips, and I wanted to take a cut. Working as a waiter in a restaurant, I also had to find an agent, and I was also drunk. However, there are a lot of local tyrants who go to her restaurant to eat, and it is easy to earn tips. ”

Zhou Yi and Tang Yan laughed: You are so beautiful, of course it is easy to earn tips with your face. Try it out with an ugly girl!

Ah Fule said: "You are talking bad about me again. In fact, Sister Diba has replaced my job, and she should share me a little. ”

Everybody is happier.

Zhou Yi asked, "What kind of life have you observed?" ”

I guess the two of them are just going to have fun! Do you serve plates?

Di Lieba said seriously: "Don't dare to say anything else, at least I have observed the life of a local tyrant bragging." One of the guests I served ordered a table of food, which was less than 50 Huayuan, and then the little girl at the same table with him said that it was nothing to invest 50 million Huayuan to make a blockbuster movie for her. The little girl was immediately moved to tears. Ah Fu and I almost burst into tears on the spot. ”

Zhou Yi smiled: "Maybe they are real tyrants who don't show their faces!" ”

Ah Fu shook his head and said, "Who wouldn't pretend to be forced?" At that time, I told Sister Diba that when I made a lot of money, I would drink a bowl of Babao porridge for eight Chinese yuan in the future, live in an eight-story Babao Mountain villa, and drive a BMW car drawn by eight horses. ”

Everyone was so happy: you are too bad for what you say!

Di Lieba laughed and said: "That local tyrant was stupid, and asked the female companion next to him, can Babaoshan live in people?" ”

Ah Fu laughed and said: "The female companion of the local tyrant is cute and cute, and he hesitated and said at the time, he should be able to live!" I've heard it's cool at night. At that time, I felt that just like you, you deserve to be cheated of money and sex, and the ancients were honest and did not deceive me. ”

Tang Yan laughed next to her until her stomach hurt: How can there be such an ancient!

Zhou Yile said: "It's not really so stupid!" ”

Isn't this the rhythm of the unlimited IQ in the circle?

Di Lieba sighed: "Yesterday I saw what art is from life, higher than life. Observing life yesterday is simply observing art. I don't know if that girl is stupid or not, maybe it's pretending, deliberately flattering. But the later plot is full of twists and turns, and the climax is repeated, you must think that it is a bloody plot in film and television dramas. ”

Zhou Yi asked, "What happened later?" ”

Ah Fu said with a smile: "Later, there was another boy in the restaurant, he was very tall and handsome, he was the girl's ex-boyfriend, I guess he came to find something awkward, and his girlfriend was robbed by a local tyrant!" He said to the girl at the time, no one in the world loves you more than me, I have a hundred yuan, I will give you ninety-nine yuan, he has a million, I can only give you ten thousand, why do you want to go with him? ”

Zhou Yi asked curiously, "What do girls say?" ”

Di Lieba said: "The girl said, you are not too young, you should know more than 10,000, or more than 99!" It's tears running! Listen, people are not stupid at all, they are very literate! People would rather cry in a luxury car than laugh on a bicycle. ”

Zhou Yi smiled: "Why do I feel like I'm listening to movie lines?" ”

Di Lieba sighed: "Life is sometimes so interesting. Then the young man was sad and left. When the girl went to the bathroom, the local tyrant also took the opportunity to talk to us, praising us for our natural beauty or something, and wanted to help us introduce jobs, make movies, and enter the entertainment industry. Of course, there are also conditions, you can compare the rules of the photo talk industry, three years of learning art, and two years of effectiveness. Three years of learning art can help us enter the performing arts college, two years of service everyone understands, and the work of dogs and horses is two years of support! And it's not that you go to bed, it's called effectiveness, which means that from the time you have box office appeal, those two years are called effectiveness, and the previous one is regarded as paying tuition. ”

Hearing this, Zhou Yi and Tang Yan were about to laugh.

Tang Yan laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.

This kind of unspoken rule in the circle is also wonderful, but don't spoil the cross talk world, is there such a comparison?

Playing a group of girls for two years is really intoxicating, so good at playing, are these actresses in the circle enough for you to play?

Ah Fu covered his mouth next to him: "If Sister Diba wants such favorable conditions, she will come to me directly, and you don't need to find someone else." I will support you, guarantee that you will become famous in three years, and you can work for two years, and you don't need tuition, and you will send a red envelope to the building when you get married in the future! ”

Di Lieba smiled at Ah Fu and said: "Everyone has seen it, that's it!" Then Ah Fu began to get into this braggart mode. ”

Zhou Yi didn't know why, and asked with a smile: "There is also a braggart mode?" ”

Ah Fule said: "Who wouldn't brag? I directly told the local tyrant brother that this restaurant was opened by my family, and I came here to experience life. In fact, I am the noble daughter of the Thai royal marriage, the king of Thailand is my father-in-law, the prime minister of Thailand is my father, Thailand's largest Tahoe entertainment company is controlled by my family, and I want to be on the program of National Channel 5. If I want to film, many consortia will take the initiative to invest in me, and the government and the military will vigorously assist, providing one-stop services from theaters to TV stations. If you want to invest in making a film for me, you have to queue up. ”

Zhou Yi laughed: "Can he believe this?" ”

Ah Fu shook his head and said, "The ghost believes it!" He said that I was not honest and actually lied to him. He didn't like bragging girls the most, so he decided to punish me, not to give me a tip, and to give all the tips to Sister Diba, so I want to share a little! ”

The Zhou Yi brothers and sisters were overjoyed and thought it was too funny.

Di Lieba covered his head beside him, shook his head and said with a smile: "You are so bragging, who will believe it?" The tip is not given to you, it is really a small capitalist. In the future, Afu will have to pay braggadocio tax and contribute to the food in our dormitory. ”

Everyone laughed: it's a shame that you think of a braggart tax in the dormitory.

Ah Fu smiled: "Later, that guy wanted to continue to tease us, and the flirting sister was a first-class master, but Sister Diba directly warned him that her father was a policeman, and if he harassed him indiscriminately, be careful to call the police to arrest him." The local tyrant was defeated directly. ”

Tang Yan nodded and said, "The police are more effective than bragging!" ”

Zhou Yi felt that the little girls were really funny, and it was estimated that their weekly diaries could be written very happily.

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