Chapter 5: Lyrics, Songs, and Songs (5)!
Seeing that Zhongli was about to sing, a boy with a small dreadlock on the back of his head immediately slapped the table and shouted.
"Brothers, it's time to hand over the inventory! The old rules, one song is worth a little, five is worth singing, ten is worth singing, one hundred is worth singing, buy big and buy small, buy and leave!"
As soon as the man shouted, the others rushed up.
"I! I bet on a pack of spicy strips, and bet that Zhongli's song is worth no more than 10. ”
"What? You look up to him too much, he hasn't written a work with a singing value of more than 10 this year, I have two packs of Tang monk meat, and I bet that his singing value will not exceed 5!"
"Hey, hey, no one bets that his singing value is zero? This kind of song shouldn't produce singing value! Strongly, you have to add a bet with a singing value of 0. ”
The boy with a little pigtail nodded: "Okay! add another song with a value of 0, you want to buy or sell, hurry up!"
"The singing value is 0, this is impossible, right? we don't have this precedent in the singing continent!"
"It's possible! It's not possible with others, but with Zhongli, I think anything is possible. ”
"I also think it's possible, songs with a song value of 1 can be written, and it's not strange that a song value of 0 points is not strange!"
It is estimated that this time he will break the record of his lowest singing value and create a song with 0 singing value. ”
"Okay! I'll press a ham sausage and bet that his singing value is zero!"
"I'll bet on a banana too!"
"And me, a lollipop!"
"Apple!"
"Me, three strawberries!"
"A pack of spiced melon seeds!"
......
For a while, almost everyone took out some snacks from their pockets or desks as bets.
Soon, the pigtailed desk was piled up with all kinds of fruits and snacks.
But at this moment, a girl with two braids walked up.
"I'll press a hundred yuan, and bet that his singing value is more than 100!"
The girl gently slapped the hundred-dollar bill on the desk.
Quiet!
The noisy atmosphere was as quiet as death all at once.
Everyone looked at the girl with braids in shock.
Crazy!
actually bet on Zhongli's singing value of more than 100!
Is this possible?
If the song value exceeds 100, it is a song!
With an idiot like Zhongli, can he write songs that are in production?
And bet so big, bet a hundred dollars!
One hundred yuan can be said to be a "huge amount of money" for them, the student party.
"Mu Xin, are you crazy? This is your food expenses for a week!"
A few girls who didn't participate in the gambling game hurriedly rushed over and pulled down the braided girl.
The braided girl turned back to them and smiled, "It's okay, I trust him, he told me yesterday that he can do it." ”
"Mu Xin! Why are you so stupid? You also believe what this kind of person says? You choose to believe him every time, but what is the result? All he can give you is disappointment!"
"Yes! Waste will always be waste! Can you expect a stone to open its own mind? Wake up! Don't be stupid!"
"Yes, Su Muxin, don't be impulsive, it's not worth it for someone like Zhongli. ”
Others also persuaded themselves.
"Don't say it, my mind is determined. ”
Su Muxin's eyes were resolute, and she looked back at the little dreadlock: "I'll bet a hundred yuan, Ma Dali, do you take it, or not?"
Ma Dali's face changed slightly, he instinctively wanted to refuse, but when he saw that the classmates around him were looking at him, he could only smile and say: "Pick it up! Why don't you take it! The God of Wealth sent it to the door, how can there be any reason to refuse it, you say yes?"
It's just that his laughter is obviously lacking in confidence.
One hundred dollars is also not a small amount for him.
In case of.
If Zhongli has a sudden inspiration, then he will have to drink the northwest wind this week.
MD! Blame Zhongli for this shit!
He cursed in his heart and turned his eyes to Zhongli.
"Why don't you hurry up and sing? So many people are watching! The cowhide has blown so much, it's a mule or a horse, it's time to pull it out for a walk!"
Ma Dali's eyes widened, and he could only turn his anger towards Zhongli.
Others were also rushing urgently.
"Yes, hurry up and sing, wait until my strawberries are gone!"
"Don't grind, hurry up and sing!"
......
Zhongli looked at the group of classmates coldly, taking in their faces.
This is the Singing Continent, the vulgar atmosphere, even more so than the earth!
Under the hierarchical social repression, everyone becomes narrow-minded, jealous of the rich and ashamed of the poor!
But that's not all.
At least, the girl with two cute braids is kind-hearted!
Smiling at Su Muxin, Zhongli said loudly, "Okay! Since you want to hear it, then do what you want!"
Zhongli learned from Yang Xintong before, holding the question paper and signaling it around, and then opened his mouth to read: "The song I will sing is called "Only Mother is Good in the World""
After reading it, Zhongli looked at the question paper with some confusion, and the handwriting on it was the same as usual, as if it did not mean to float.
Then, Zhongli looked up at the sky, and there was nothing levitating above his head.
"Why didn't you respond?"
Zhongli was stunned and shook the question paper in disbelief.
This thing, it's not going to break, is it?
Yang Xintong's previous song can directly attract the power of heaven and earth to achieve psychic, and his song "Only Mother is Good in the World" should not be psychic!
Zhongli's appearance caused the entire classroom to burst into laughter.
"Hahaha! Damn! You think you're the squad leader? You can be psychic when you open your mouth? Laugh at me!"
"Idiot! Only words that have reached the fifth grade or above, it is possible to be directly psychic when the title of the song is pronounced, you only have good idiot lyrics for your mother in this world, and you still want to be psychic? Didn't you wake up?"
......
Can the words of the five products be directly channeled?
Damn!
Zhongli pinched his nose a little embarrassed and muttered in a low voice, "Could it be that the lyrics are really bad?"
Zhongli suddenly felt that his heart was bottomless.
After all, "Only Mom is Good in the World" is a children's song on Earth.
Because the lyrics are catchy and the melody has a hint of bitterness, this song has become the most widely circulated and longest-standing children's divine comedy on the planet.
At this moment, a voice rang out.
"Haven't you sung it yet? What the hell is the song, you have to sing it to know, I believe you can, come on!"
It was Su Muxin who spoke, and she shook her fist at Zhongli to cheer Zhongli on.
Zhongli nodded gratefully: "Well, then sing a couple of lines and try it, if it doesn't work, I'll change the song." ”
Zhongli took a deep breath and sang the first note under the sneering gaze of a group of sneers.
"There is only a mother in the world,
There are mother's children like a treasure,
Throw yourself into your mother's arms,
Happiness can't be enjoyed!'
Poof!!
As soon as Zhongli spoke, a golden light suddenly erupted in the classroom!
This golden light burst out from the question paper in Zhongli's hand!
Immediately after, one after another, all the lyrics that had been sung from Zhongli's mouth turned into shining gold!
These golden handwritings slowly floated out of the inscription and floated above Zhongli's head.
Seeing this scene, everyone stood up in shock!
Psychic!
Zhongli's song is psychic!
This, how is it possible!?