Chapter 2 is super difficult homework for elementary school students
"Cortana, that little pot just looks like Aladdin's magic lamp, not a magic lamp, it won't help you fulfill your wishes, you have to do your own things, you can't always pin on those empty gods, understand?"
The woman outside the room seemed to hear Cortana's prayer, chuckled, and preached disappreciatively.
"The magic lamp will definitely help me fulfill my wish, stinky mother."
Cortana wrinkled her cute nose, slammed the door slammed shut on her slippers, returned to the table, picked up the small golden pot similar to the magic lamp in the animation, tilted her head and thought about it, and her little eyes suddenly lit up.
"By the way, Aladdin summoned the lamp god to wipe the lamp, well, I will also wipe it, maybe the lamp god will come out."
Cortana learned from the appearance of Aladdin after getting the magic lamp in the Aladdin magic lamp cartoon, her little face was tense and full of seriousness, and her little hand wiped it vigorously on the magic lamp, and the magic lamp suddenly emitted a powerful light from the inside, which stunned Cortana.
"Bang~"
Without the slightest preparation, Wang Dazhi was thrown out of the golden "hut" by the system, as a blue mist rose, his lower body turned into blue smoke, and his upper body was humanoid, still wearing his black coat that had not been washed for three years, which was covered with dirt and dust, sloppy, and a black white vest inside, if it weren't for the blue mist on his lower body, he would look like a worker who had just come out of the construction site.
However, this can't be blamed on him, he was indeed knocked unconscious by the magic lamp just after work and selected as the lamp god, in the lamp god hut, he has no clothes to change, and the system does not let him realize his wishes, so he can only hang this clothes that have lost the face of the lamp god, and he can't wear nothing! That affects even worse.
Thrown out of the hut, Wang Dazhi was stunned for a moment, and immediately understood that he was summoned, he was full of excitement, and a strong pretending b** rose in his heart, he hugged his chest with both hands, although he came out to face Xiao Na, but he deliberately turned his back to Xiao Na, and then slowly turned back, looked solemnly at Xiao Na who was stunned and a little excited, suppressed the pride in his heart, and said coolly: "Hello, I am invincible in the universe, handsome and chic, flowers see flowers, cars see cars, only eight buckets are high, and five cars are rich." Bogu is through the present, full of economy. Astronomy is known, geography is known. Aim high and learn from things. Eager to learn, meaningful, and burdensome. Indifferent and ambitious, quiet and far-reaching. Quick-witted, erudite, talented and beautiful lamp god - Wang Dazhi. ”
Xiao Na was not afraid of Wang Dazhi's sudden appearance and his strange appearance, but with a small face, she looked at Wang Dazhi with a serious face, nodded, and said with certainty: "Wang Dazhi Lamp God, you must be a poor person in the Lamp God Clan." ”
Wang Dazhi's forehead was full of black lines, the expression on his face froze, he looked stupidly at the overly cute little girl in front of him, opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say, he could only cry silently in his heart, then wiped it off, stood up and continued to masturbate.
"Ahem, I am the god of lights, because you have summoned me out, so in the days to come, you will be my master, and I will do my best to fulfill your wishes, say, what wishes do you need to use the great god of lights."
Wang Dazhi clasped his hands on his chest and looked at Cortana seriously.
Xiao Na's eyes lit up, pushed the homework on the table to Wang Dazhi, and said with a smile: "Hello, Uncle Dengshen, you can help me with my homework!" ”
After speaking, she looked at Wang Dazhi expectantly, Wang Dazhi looked relaxed, what is the difficulty of this primary school student's homework, it must not exceed the range of low-level "wish fulfillment", so he raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and said proudly: "Wish fulfillment." ”
Cortana lifted her cute bun little face and stared at her homework book, expecting the fairy tale to happen, but, but
A minute passes.
Two minutes passed.
Three minutes
"Doesn't seem like anything happened?"
Xiao Na looked at Wang Dazhi who was in a cold sweat with wide eyes, and her innocent eyes stared at him tightly, making him feel weak in his heart, laughed dryly, and said quickly: "Wait for me." ”
Then he shrank his body, turned into a cloud of blue mist and retracted into the magic lamp, and looked at the surrounding system walls, only to see a line of words typed on it: "The difficulty of this wish is higher than the low level, and it cannot be realized." ”
Wang Dazhi spat out a mouthful of blood in his heart, and yelled with a hideous face: "Completing such a simple thing as primary school students' homework, you told me that it is more than a low-level difficulty, you have a system that gives birth to children without asshole, fake and shoddy, and you have always used your voice to prompt me before, why do you use typing this time." ”
"Didi, if the host does not believe the judgment of the system, it can fulfill the wish on its own, and it can also obtain wish points."
The system made a mechanically cold sound.
Wang Dazhi was so angry that he raised his middle finger at the system, gritted his teeth and said, "You wait for me, see what else you have to say after I finish Xiao Na's homework." ”
After that, Wang Dazhi immediately drilled into the black hole in the wall, got out of the magic lamp hut, looked at Xiao Na, who was already pursed, and said with a dry smile: "Xiao Na, don't worry, I will help you with your homework immediately." ”
Then he picked up Cortana's homework book and looked decent, but the next second, his face turned black.
Question 1: (1,3,7,8,)(2,4,6,)(5,9,) Can you guess the relationship between these 3 sets of numbers? Hint: Each set of numbers has the same condition.
Uh, it's too hard, it won't, skip.
Wang Dazhi silently looked at the next question, and his face darkened.
Question 2: Problem 3: One person has 3, two people have 4, three people have 5, four people have 7, and five people have 6, what is this?
Rub, what is this really thing? It's too hard, please actively ignore it.
Wang Dazhi wiped his tears and continued to look at the next question, and then he collapsed, crying extremely in his heart: "System, I blame you for it, completing this level of primary school students' homework is really not something that a low-level 'wish fulfillment' can do." ”
Silently wiping away his tears, Wang Dazhi pushed the homework book back to Cortana again, shrunk back, and hid in the golden hut, facing the wall, secretly soothing the wounded heart.
Outside, Cortana was stunned, grabbed the dimmed magic lamp and shook it vigorously, and shouted, "Uncle Lamp, help me with my homework, why don't you speak." ”
"Uncle Dengshen, come out soon, Cortana won't let you do your homework."
"Uncle Dengshen, come out and chat with me!"
Xiao Na shook the magic lamp vigorously, yelled at the mouth of the pot, and knocked on the magic lamp again, making a lot of noise, but unfortunately it was automatically blocked by Wang Dazhi, and it couldn't affect him at all.
"Click~"
The door was suddenly opened, and a beautiful woman with a capable body, a delicate face, and long hair like a waterfall walked in, glanced at Xiao Na with disgust, shook her head and said: "Xiao Na, my mother has told you, there is no lamp god in this world, you have to do your homework well, be down-to-earth, and you can't fantasize about those ethereal things, understand?" ”
"What a beautiful man."
In the small golden house, Wang Dazhi, who was still injured just now, suddenly opened his mouth wide after seeing the beautiful woman on the wall screen, and his eyes were wide open, his eyes widened, and he almost jumped out, his face was full of obsession.
Xiao Na shook her head violently and said seriously: "Mom, there is really a lamp god, I saw it with my own eyes just now, although it is different from the lamp god in Aladdin's magic lamp, but he is really a lamp god." ”
The beautiful woman chuckled, rubbed Cortana's head dotingly, and said with a smile: "That mother's lovely Cortana, did your lamp god help you with your homework?" ”
Xiao Na shook her head again and said depressedly: "That Uncle Lantern God seems to be a little stupid, he should be too poor to go to elementary school, so he doesn't understand it." ”
Wang Dazhi looked wronged, your question is so difficult, so that he, a high-achieving student of Lanxiang, doesn't know how to answer it, can you blame him? Well, can you blame him?
The beautiful woman smiled and said, "Then Cortana has to do her own homework?" ”
"Hmm."
Cortana answered listlessly, picked up the pen and wrote down the answer to the first question in the homework book, Wang Dazhi's eyes widened, and his weak heart suffered a major blow again.
The answer to the first question is 1. 3。 7。 8 Zhuyin is all one sound; 2。 4。 6。 The phonetics are all four tones; 5。 9. The pronunciation is all three tones.
"Oh my God!"
Wang Dazhi grabbed his hair vigorously, his expression almost crazy.
The beautiful woman looked at it, nodded, got up and said, "That's good, do your homework well, don't fantasize all day long that the god of lights can help you, the god of lights does not exist in this world." ”
Xiao Na slapped the pen on the table, looked up angrily and waited for the beautiful woman, and said loudly: "Tong Na, I didn't lie, I really saw the lamp god just now." ”
The beautiful woman smiled disapprovingly, slowly walked out of the room, and when she reached the door, she glanced back at Xiao Na, and joked: "Okay, Tong Xiao Na, you are not lying, didn't you see the lamp god?" It just so happens that the salt at home is gone, so you can ask your lamp god to conjure a bag of salt into our house! Flutter! ”
As she spoke, she couldn't help laughing, she was glamorous, closed the door casually, and left.
"Tong Na, you wait."
Xiao Na, that is, Tong Xiao Na, replied angrily and loudly, and then stopped doing her homework, fiddling with her magic lamp again, and called Wang Dazhi over and over again.
And Wang Dazhi saw that Tong Na looked down on his ability to be a lamp god, although the other party was a beauty, but he was also angry in his heart, and he couldn't care about healing his soul, so he got up and asked the system: "System, can you use a bag of salt to use 'wish fulfillment'." ”
"Didi, this wish is in line with the 'wish fulfillment' low-level difficulty, and it can be used."
The system replied quickly.
Wang Dazhi raised his eyebrows, his face was happy, but when he didn't react, he was thrown out by the system again, it turned out that Tong Xiaona had been tinkering for a long time, and finally remembered that the summoning of the lamp god was to wipe the magic lamp, so she hurriedly wiped the magic lamp, and Wang Dazhi appeared like this.
"Cortana, do you have any wishes that you want to use my Lord Lamp?"
Wang Dazhi automatically ignored the embarrassment of writing homework, and his face was very normal.
When Xiao Na saw Wang Dazhi reappearing, she immediately laughed happily, her little face was flushed, very cute, she wrinkled her nose, and hummed: "Uncle Dengshen, I want a bag of salt, I let Tong Na have nothing to say." ”
"No problem."
Wang Dazhi agreed very happily, raised his hand and snapped his fingers again, and said coolly: "The wish has come true." ”
"Bang~"
A blue mist suddenly appeared, and a bag of salt with the words "iodized refined salt" written on it suddenly appeared on the small table, Wang Dazhi looked at the salt that appeared, his eyes were full of excitement, he really did it, he can really help people realize their wishes, this feeling is too wonderful.
"Ah, it really happened."
Xiao Na screamed, her little face was full of excitement, she took the salt conjured up by Wang Dazhi, stepped on her cute slippers, and ran out of the room, shouting as she ran: "Tong Na's mother, look, the lamp god has really turned into salt, there is really a lamp god." ”
Wang Dazhi looked at Xiao Na's excited and happy appearance, and suddenly became satisfied, his body flashed, and he returned to the small golden house, ready to see how many wish points he had gained from this wish.