As for the protective cover laboratory that watches TV, they are grinding their teeth, this guy can, they are all laboratories under Zhang Daoming, and they don't give any face, dare to laugh at their protective shield The protective cover designed by the laboratory is ugly and single?

It was decided that the protective cover that would be sold to the storage container laboratory in the future has always maintained its ugly appearance. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The head of the propaganda department, who was in the middle of the spring breeze, did not know that he had inadvertently inserted a knife into his colleagues in different laboratories, and he began to put various things into four storage containers one by one, and took them out again after a while.

Packed into storage containers were various daily necessities, steaming food and ingredients, and even the Minister of Propaganda took a plate of snails out to perform and eat them.

Seeing that the Minister of the Propaganda Department picked up a snail and handed it to his mouth, and when he reached his mouth, he threw the whole thing in his hand into his mouth, Ye Congyuan instantly laughed and pushed Zhang Daoming, who was used as a cushion by himself,

"It's funny to look at, like eating all the snail shells, and people are like gods and ghosts."

Zhang Daoming hugged Ye Congyuan, "You can eat shrimp and crabs like this in the future." ”

"I also like spicy snails, but I don't know if it will be as funny as him when the time comes......" Ye Congyuan said with a smile.

At this time, on the TV, the process of the head of the propaganda department eating the snail was slowly replayed, and in the slow replay footage, it was obvious that the moment when the director of the propaganda department took the snail and put it in his mouth, the snail shell and the bottom of the snail disappeared, leaving only the part that could be eaten.

After the replay was over, the head of the propaganda department took a tissue to wipe his hands and mouth, and said with a smile, "You can also eat all kinds of shrimp, shellfish, etc. like this, only you can't think of it, and you can't do it without our storage containers." ”

Zhang Daoming raised his eyebrows dissatisfied, "Is there anyone who will dislike my storage container?" Need him to sell like this? ”

Ye Congyuan comforted him, "I don't think it's a salesman, but a lively atmosphere." Anyway, there is no harm in this, so it is up to him to do it. ”

"It's obviously a high-end and high-grade high-quality product, but he made it look like a three-piece product for ten yuan in the Xiaoyiwu wholesale market, and he lowered the grade......" Zhang Daoming pouted and decided to go back and let the person in charge knock on the minister.

Ye Congyuan listened to it and was overjoyed.

On TV, the head of the propaganda department of the storage container performed eating nuts again, macadamia nuts, pecans, walnuts, all performed again.

This time, Ye Congyuan also began to complain, "Could this person be hungry, deliberately performing like this to eat, wanting to fill his stomach first?" ”

Not only Ye Congyuan has such complaints, but netizens who are watching the live broadcast on the Internet also complained.

“wtf？ I'm obviously here to see the storage container, this evil goblin who is dragging and hanging to the sky, what the hell is this secret gadget for foodies? Got on the wrong set, right? ”

"The narrator said, no, I just wanted something to eat."

"I woke up in the morning and didn't eat breakfast series......"

"Hmm, the foodie said it looks very easy to use, and I really want to buy a special ...... to eat all kinds of shellfish."

"If you buy something like this and eat shellfish, it's definitely a local tyrant among local tyrants."

Online live broadcasts are allowed to send barrages, so almost everything on the online video is covered by barrage at the moment, and nothing can be seen clearly.

But it was only for a while, and everyone saw a large number of like-minded barrages, which were quickly turned off and began to concentrate on watching the live broadcast again.

After the propaganda minister performed those unimportant functions, he began to serve the main meal.

"We Chinese nation is a peace-loving nation, and we have many restrictions on storage containers based on the principles of peace, friendship and common development, first of all, dangerous goods such as explosives, guns, highly toxic substances, ......"

He described the various items that could cause damage, and continued, "We'll make a list then, and you just need to follow the list when you go." Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't look at the list, because you can't put it in, you can't put it in no matter how hard you try. ”

At this time, someone raised his hand high, "Excuse me, does this functional regulation also apply to the inventor Zhang Daoming?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the scene was silent, and everyone looked at the propaganda minister.

As we all know, the functions of the two high-tech products, the protective cover and the somersault cloud, are particularly bad in Ye Congyuan's hands, and they are much more than ordinary people. Now everyone is curious whether the new storage container will be the same, and the inventor has the highest and most functions and rights.

Zhang Daoming snorted coldly, and knocked on the sofa with both hands, "What Lao Tzu invented, Lao Tzu can do as much as he likes." ”

On TV, the head of the Propaganda Department cleared his throat, "This depends on the inventor, Mr. Zhang Daoming." However, according to my understanding of Mr. Zhang Daoming, he is a more self-conscious person, and I estimate that he will also be very casual in this matter. ”

Speaking of this, the Minister of the Propaganda Department smiled slightly, "Our product is based on the principle of voluntariness, and you can choose whether to buy it or not." However, I would like to reveal to you that so far, only 200 storage containers have been produced. ”

That's how we drag, do you like to buy it or not, don't buy it and pull it down. Our quantity of 200 is out of stock in minutes!

The scene immediately became noisy, and the sound reached the audience in front of the TV.

Zhang Daoming sat up slightly straight, stretched out his hand to hug Ye Congyuan, and commented on the head of the Propaganda Department, "It's quite brainy, but it's still not domineering enough." I knew that I would have gone to speak in person. ”

It is unreasonable that they dare to pick and choose what he can put his energy into producing!

Ye Congyuan said with a smile, "Let them be, consumers have the right to say a few words." ”

Later, the head of the propaganda department said that the potential but absolutely impossible function of the storage container is the same as the news that flowed on the Internet.

After the press conference, the official launch of the storage container made headlines in various countries.

Many experts, especially chemists and physicists, are looking forward to the limited functionality of storage containers.

Just as experts and the public were discussing storage containers alike, US imperialism announced the launch of the Adventurer manned spacecraft.

According to the Associated Press, Reuters and other related reports, the manned spacecraft that the United States imperialists are about to launch is very different from the previous ones, "It looks more like the past, although it is not much different, but believe us, it will be able to lead us human beings to travel in space!" ”

As soon as this news came out, it quickly swept the world violently and caused a global discussion!

Ye Congyuan frowned when he saw this news when he was reading the morning paper, how could this statement sound so familiar?

Shouldn't it be leaked?

(To be continued.) )