The princess's ultimate counteroffensive plan
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The story takes place when Baili Muyan is still the prince, and Gu is still the princess. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
It is certain that there will be changes before and after marriage, and Gu guessed the beginning of the matter, but did not guess the end of the matter.
Before marriage, it was not easy to push Baili Muyan to take care of it; After marriage, it was not easy to push away Baili Muyan. Because of her body poisoning, she was temporarily unable to have children, so she naturally did not have a period, and she did not need to have contraception, so she had no reason to rest.
This break refers to not rolling the sheets.
As a few years older than her, Baili Muyan, in addition to his good looks, his physical fitness is also beyond expectations, it can be said that his appearance and health are the same.
After taking care of it, I sometimes wondered if I should let him marry a concubine, so that he could take a rest, and he didn't have to be fully exercised by Baili Muyan every night.
Of course, this is just to think about it, if you say it, Baili Muyan, who was "wronged" that night, will double the number of times he rolls the sheets.
Although their relationship is very good, but the year-round rolling sheet life, I feel that I enjoy a big bed alone and sleep peacefully until noon, which is really too luxurious!
In this regard, she thought about it for a long time and made a lot of efforts, such as going on a trip, but her actions would be discovered by Baili Muyan and she would soon catch up.
Another example is feigning illness.
It's just that after going through so many things, Baili Muyan's medical skills have improved, not to mention, the medical wonders of Yueshang Valley are at their disposal, and this special treatment makes Gu no longer even have the right to pretend to be sick so casually.
After tossing and turning, working hard, I finally thought of a way.
Get drunk with Baili Muyan!
Baili Muyan's amount of alcohol is very small, and he reacts as soon as he drinks it, although he is very clingy when he is drunk, especially if he is sticky, but if he drinks unconscious, then he can rest? And the next day I will feel a little tired, so let Gu continue to rest.
After the idea was confirmed, she began to implement it, the rice wine brewed before tasted sweet and refreshing, and Baili Muyan drank it very occasionally, and she thought it was not bad, so this time she wanted to prepare the ultimate version of rice wine!
Through the joint efforts of the cellar master and her, she successfully mixed five different kinds of wine into the rice wine, and added some osmanthus flowers to reconcile the taste.
After the finished product was ready, for the sake of safety, Gu took several people to do experiments.
Shen Ming, one glass is poured (less than one or two ordinary wine glasses); Yang Yang, three cups poured; Even Nangong Shangyue, who has the best amount of alcohol and is known as not getting drunk in a thousand glasses, feels a little drunk after six glasses.
With these experiments, I put my mind at ease, prepared a table of meals at night, decorated the room beautifully and romantically, put on a special bandeau dress, and sat in the room bewitchingly waiting for Baili Muyan.
As soon as he entered the door, Baili Muyan was a little surprised, and asked uneasily, "Is there any special meaning today?" β
"Oh, Lord Wang, today is our anniversary!" Gu pulled him to the table and sat down, quickly poured a glass of wine and handed it to him.
Baili Muyan held the wine suspiciously: "Anniversary? What anniversary? β
Gu pretended to be angry, in fact, she didn't know what the anniversary was, but this was not the point, persuading the wine was the point: "You forgot everything, it seems that the prince doesn't love me very much, so if you want to have a drink, I'll tell you." β
"You say it first, I'll write it down, and I can't remember it after drinking."
Seeing Baili Muyan's serious expression, he had no choice but to say, "Today is my acquaintance anniversary!" β
Baili Muyan frowned, thought for a while, and then spoke: "If you unveil me, it is considered an acquaintance, and it has been a month, if you forcibly kiss me in the palace, it will be an anniversary, and twenty-three days have passed, if you know my identity and be considered an acquaintance, there are still two months left, which acquaintance anniversary?" β
The corners of his eyebrows twitched, I'll go, does he have a quad-core computer in his head? Remember it so clearly?
"I'm talking about the first time I've cooked food for you, that anniversary!"
"That must have been ten days ago."
"Embroider a handkerchief for you for the first time!"
"Two months and ten days to go."
"Touching you for the first time!"
"It's still half a month away."
"First time sleeping with you!"
"One month and eight days away."
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Gu gave up, is this guy's head fully intelligent? Is it window10?
"I don't care, today I'm like making it an anniversary! It's just that I want it to be an anniversary of the anniversary! β
"Well, well, this king has written it down." Baili Muyan looked at Gu seriously with his eyes.
"Come, drink." Gu pushed the wine glass in front of him.
Baili Muyan picked it up and drank it, almost vomiting blood, you must know that he is so obedient, what did she think of those excuses just now!
After drinking a cup, Baili Muyan reached out and pulled Gu into his arms and let her sit on him: "Won't the princess give this king vegetables?" β
"You can eat whatever you want, come on." Gu was satisfied, picked up chopsticks and fed him vegetables.
After five glasses of wine, Baili Muyan poured on the table as he wished, and there was no reaction at all.
Gu got up and passed a robe, and ordered his subordinates to help Baili Muyan to the bed, and by the way, remove all the food in the room.
After the servant left, Gu walked to the bed and gently patted Baili Muyan's face: "Lord Wang? Rajah? β
Baili Muyan's cheeks were crimson, and his long eyelashes floated up and down with his even breathing.
Gu lay on his body and continued: "Lord Wang? Wake up, Baili Muyan? β
Still no response.
"Gu Li's favorite person is Nan Luoting!"
No response.
"Gu Li's favorite person is Jinrong!"
No response.
After asking, he got up satisfied, Baili Muyan, the vinegar god, even eats his own vinegar, if you hear her say that she likes others, let alone people, even if she says which pet she likes the most in the family, Baili Muyan will lower the pet's food grade, and he didn't react when he heard these words just now, and he was really drunk.
Gu stretched his waist, today I can enjoy a person's big bed and sleep until I wake up naturally!
Gu left the wedding room of the two and went to the room where they lived before.
Zhengxiang, who slept at night, suddenly felt an itch on her neck, and the idiot of Marshmallow wanted to climb into bed and sleep with her, especially the thick tail, Baili Muyan didn't let it go to bed, and now she went back to her room to sleep, and she touched the bed so familiarly.
Gu raised his foot and kicked it in annoyance: "Marshmallow go away!" Go to sleep on your own! β
Who knew that her feet were held by a pair of big hands, and she was shocked, and the marshmallow became a sperm!
After sitting up suddenly, he met Baili Muyan's clear eyes, and after thinking about it, he felt even more terrifying, what is the situation!
"Marshmallow, you've become a goblin? Why do you look like the prince? β
"Now, you don't know this king anymore?" Baili Muyan looked at Gu with a smile.
Gu began to beat faster, Baili Muyan only had two situations to laugh, one was happy, the other was extremely angry, she personally thought that the current smile should be the latter.
"What time is it?"
"When I first arrived."
No, it's only been less than two hours, shouldn't Baili Muyan be so sober? He's not Baili Muyan!
Gu reached out vigilantly, took out the sword placed next to him and stabbed it directly, who knew that Baili Muyan held her wrist and picked her up: "I built this sword for you, and I personally taught you the swordsmanship, now you want to use it to hurt me?" β
I don't know what is going on?
Baili Muyan leaned into her ear and said with bewitchment: "Or are you planning to murder your husband and go to find your favorite Nan Luoting, or Jinrong?" β
I want to die, oh my God! Why can he still hear when he's drunk! Why!
Feeling the nervousness of the person in her arms, Baili Muyan threw away the sword in her hand, pushed her to the bed, and bullied her: "Why didn't the princess speak?" Do you really hate this king so much? β
Gu felt that being able to bend and stretch was a real woman, so she had to admit her mistake at this moment.
"I was wrong!"
Seeing Gu's sincere eyes, the smile on the corner of Baili Muyan's mouth became even more flamboyant: "How can there be anything wrong with the princess?" β
"I shouldn't have drunk you, I shouldn't have gotten angry with you when you're drunk, I shouldn't have slept in another room! In short, I was wrong, very wrong! β
Baili Muyan reached out and touched her lips, and rubbed her thumb back and forth on the red lip flap with affection: "This king doesn't know whether to believe it or not, the princess still likes others in her heart, how is this called this king?" β
"Lord Wang, I just want to use this kind of words to test whether you are asleep, the reason why I drunk you is just to sleep alone for a night, I really just think like this, I swear to God, I take care of the person I love the most, I love the most, and the person I love the most is only Baili Muyan!"
After speaking, he held Baili Muyan's cheek with interest and imprinted a kiss on his lips.
"The princess's oath made this king very moved, but this king doesn't believe it now, unless he ......"
"Unless what?"
"Unless the princess uses her actions to show it, the king's body and mind have been greatly hurt by what happened just now."
After thinking about it, what is the so-called action?
It seems that after they are husband and wife, rolling sheets and cooking have become a daily routine, which is not enough to be used as a compensation plan.
"Lord Wang, it's better to be like this, I've gone too far in this matter, so I need to reflect deeply and seriously, tonight I'll be alone and quietly think about how to appease the prince with actions!"
Looking at Gu's sworn appearance, Baili Muyan smiled even more charmingly, just when he drank the first sip of wine, he started to exercise, which is conducive to hangover, which is why he will get drunk immediately after drinking, he needs time to digest the alcohol quickly.
"If the princess has any ideas, she doesn't need to use such small means."
Baili Muyan's heart is actually a little dark, and seeing Gu spend his heart and mind because of him, this feeling is so happy.
Yes, Prince Mu's love for Princess Mu has reached a point that ordinary people can't understand, in other words, he likes the feeling of being taken care of.
Gu was very simple at this time, and blurted out without thinking: "I want to sleep alone for one night, I want a big bed room and sleep until I wake up naturally, it's not that I am dissatisfied with the prince, nor is it a change of heart." β
Baili Muyan snorted and motioned for her to continue.
Gu didn't understand, couldn't she say it clearly enough.
"Lord Wang, I have made my wish out, shouldn't you let me fulfill this wish?"
"What the princess said is very reasonable, the palace is so big, it is normal for the princess to want a big bed room, of course this king wants to satisfy you."
Gu looked at him happily, his eyes were full of gratitude, the prince is so good, he can enjoy the big bed room in the future.
"I don't ask for much, I can have a diary of a big bed room for three or five days a month."
"Three or five days is enough, ten days, when the princess feels bored, we will change it."
After taking care of that moment, she felt that Baili Muyan was an angel, and she felt that she was really happy.
"This king promised the princess, should the princess also promise this king one thing?"
"Uh-huh." Gu is a very reasonable child.
"We're husband and wife, aren't we?"
"Uh-huh."
"Is the person you love the most the king?"
"Uh-huh."
"You just want to sleep in a big bed alone, don't you?"
"Uh-huh."
"Okay, since you have no objections, it's decided like this in the future, how about it?"
"Okay."
It turns out that she is really stupid and naΓ―ve, and Baili Muyan is really a thousand-year-old fox, full of routines.
Baili Muyan did give her the experience of a ten-day big bed room as agreed, and she was alone, but she didn't want it at all.
Because, the so-called one-person double room is only half an hour at a time!
Life is business as usual, this half-hour big bed room and natural waking up means that every morning Baili Muyan gets up from the big bed and goes out for morning exercises, leaving Gu alone to sleep lazy!
What a difference between this and the old life!
After looking for his theory, she couldn't say anything about Baili Muyan at all, because she didn't say the time at the beginning, and Baili Muyan even felt that half an hour was too much.
As a result, the ultimate big bed room plan failed, and Baili Muyan and Gu Liao were looking forward to the next chance to fight.
Gu leaned on the window, looked at the spring in the yard, and thought, wait for summer, the moon is clear on the summer night, and the stars are shining, it must be a good opportunity to counterattack!
However, the summer counteroffensive failed.
Gu leaned on the window, looked at the dense leaves in the yard, and thought, wait for autumn, autumn is crisp, the maple leaves are gorgeous, it must be a good opportunity to counterattack!
However, the autumn counteroffensive failed.
Gu leaned on the window and sighed at the flowers and plants in the yard.
At this time, a voice appeared: "It's almost winter, the snow is flying, and the snow is covered in snow, I believe it must be a good opportunity for a counterattack." β
Gu shook his head: "Don't counterattack, I'm so tired, I want to hibernate." β
Baili Muyan hugged her from behind: "I'm tired after only three times, this king promises you, if you counterattack again this time, I will let you win." β
Gu turned his head suspiciously: "Really? β
Baili Muyan nodded: "Really." β
Gu smiled sweetly: "It's better for us to leave." β
Baili Muyan also smiled: "Next life!" (To be continued.) )