According to Zhang Xiaoshuai's idea, they used pickle jars to jam the wooden door of the outhouse, so that it was just enough to have a small slit of about five centimeters left, and then the two of them stood on the left and right, holding sticks, just waiting for the poisonous snake to get in, and then directly crackled and beat them to death. (′～`●)Ｙ

Of course, before that, they are also fully prepared! In addition to covering his head, face and hands as much as possible, Wang Yu also contributed his beloved private collection ———— windproof glasses.

"Isn't it just a broken windshield, and my brother will compensate you better in the future."

It's not that Zhang Xiaoshuai doesn't know how to be grateful, mainly because even through the thick lenses, he can still clearly feel Wang Yu's little eyes full of resentment, and he really can't ignore it. ╮（╯▽╰）╭

"You know the! This is a limited edition that money can't even buy! ”

Wang Yu's voice is not difficult to hear, how reluctant he is to lend his glasses to Zhang Xiaoshuai, he likes to collect windproof glasses is one of his private hobbies, he wears one himself when he comes out, this limited edition is ready to be used for taking pictures when he is handsome, D City is a famous ice city, he originally planned that if there is enough time, he will go around in D City to play, and by the way, take some cool photos and send them to the circle of friends and friends. (#‵′) convex

"Here we go!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai's voice fell, and the two burning sticks had been smashed down at the same time, and after a while, Wang Yu picked up the stiffened snake body, and threw it far aside without looking back, at this time, the snake's head had been smashed to pieces by the two, even if it could really die without stiffness, there was no mouth to bite again.

※Warning: High energy ahead, non-combatants, please evacuate quickly.

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Half an hour later, there were already more than a dozen dead snakes lying on their stomachs not far from the two, Zhang Xiaoshuai pulled his neckline, and tried to exhale a mouthful of turbidity, covering it too tightly, and it was so hot that it was a little breathless. (〃′o`)

"It's a pity that you can't eat this thing, otherwise it will be stewed into snake soup. It must be excellent. ”

Wang Yu glanced at the pile of rotten meat not far away, and his stomach couldn't help but be overturned, Nima! Cultural people are indeed more perverted. (′～`； ）

"Don't be too happy, the big one hasn't moved yet!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai grinned. Hehe smiled:

"Have you ever played Warcraft? Before brushing the big BOOS, you must clear the small monster first, and the small monster is not clear, but it will be wiped out. ”

Wang Yu rolled his face and didn't have to pay attention to him. He is definitely not an opponent than bickering, it is better to hurry up and work if you have this time, Zhang Xiaoshuai at least said one thing right, if you don't kill these little ones first, they are afraid that they will be more passive later.

"Listen, what's that sound?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai paused, and when he found the source of the sound, both of them couldn't help but change their faces, Wang Yu carried the burning stick that had been corroded by one-third, and looked at Zhang Xiaoshuai with blank eyes.

"What now?"

"What else can I do?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai gritted his teeth. turned around and closed the door, inserted the door bolt back, and then used the pickle jar to resist it, and then said fiercely:

"Open the door and see what's inside."

Both of them are the masters of 'one body is gall, and the devil does not invade', in the middle of the night, there was a sudden knock on the door in the empty room with the coffin, which had to be changed to a less timid one, and it was estimated that he would be scared directly on the spot.

Something against the door of the hall. Soon moved away by the two, Wang Yu burned the fire stick in his left hand, stabbed the army in his right hand, and his body was slightly bowed behind the door frame. nodded silently at Zhang Xiaoshuai.

Zhang Xiaoshuai directly abandoned the burning stick, held a two-handed dagger, dodged behind the door, hooked the doorknob with the blade, and slowly pulled the door open.

The old door, creaked open. In this silent night, the roots of their teeth ached, but surprisingly, after the door was opened, nothing came out of the room for a long time, and the knocking continued, knock-knock-knock——, like the rapid heartbeat of the two people, a slow but firm sound.

Silently glancing at each other, Wang Yu bore the brunt, dodged, rolled into the house, Zhang Xiaoshuai followed, with a small shiny bulb on his head, and rushed in.

As expected, the room was empty, except for the huge coffin, and the offering table in the corner, where the walls were light, and not a single mouse was missing.

"What's going on?"

As soon as Wang Yu was about to speak, Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately put up his fingers and sat down with a booing motion, Wang Yu obediently shut up, and then the knocking sound sounded again, and the two followed the reputation, and finally their eyes stopped in the same position.

Coffin!

The knocking sound actually came from the coffin, Wang Yu's eyes flashed with a touch of anger, and he was about to step forward to pry open the coffin lid with a knife to see what was going on.

"Wait, don't be impulsive!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai grabbed Wang Yu, Wang Yu hesitated, and felt that he seemed to be a little impulsive, so he couldn't help but immediately turn his not very bright head and began to offer advice.

"Why don't we nail the coffin to death, and then carry it out and burn it, and whatever is inside will be turned to ashes."

"What a great idea!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but stroking his palms and praising it, and when Wang Yu heard this, he immediately wagged his tail triumphantly.

"But I heard that this catalpa coffin is worth a lot of money, not to mention how much it can be worth, you may not have a place to buy it if you have money this year, besides, this is the coffin book that Lei Ting's aunt is going to put on the old one, you burned it, where are you going to buy the same one again to compensate her?"

"What is Azusa? Is it worth it? I know the golden silk nanmu. ”

Wang Yu pulled the corners of his mouth in embarrassment, what's the matter? He's just a scumbag with no culture, what can you do with me? Xueba Shenma's is really the most annoying!

"The coffin made of golden silk nanmu, I'm afraid you won't have a chance to see it in your life."

No culture, it's terrible, do you think that golden silk nanmu is Chinese cabbage? Any hillbilly can be used to make a coffin, but just a catalpa coffin is luxurious enough, not to mention that this carving skill alone is not only something that can be bought with money.

"So what do you say?"

Wang Yu's old face drooped, and he was already in a bit of a broken jar, Zhang Xiaoshuai buckled his chin and thought about it, and finally made up his mind:

"Just as you said at the beginning, open it and take a look."

Wang Yu cut it, threw the burning stick aside temporarily, and was about to push the coffin lid with a snort, but he was not stupid, he only pushed open a small crack first, then retreated, and then raised his foot violently and kicked the coffin lid out.

At the same time as the coffin lid flew up, a big snake with a thick bowl mouth also ejected out at the same time, and rushed straight to Wang Yu's door.

Nima! Such a thick snake, what a pot of snake soup should be boiled! Σ(°△°|||)_ (To be continued.) )