Lei Ting is very petite, and she may be more than one meter and a half by eye, with a baby face and big eyes, apple muscles and pouting lips, long hair tied into braids, and a little face that is white and red, such a Barbie-like little girl is actually the legendary loser who almost squeezed the war song dry, it is unbelievable.

"Don't worry, drink saliva first."

Zhan Ge wisely took dozens of paper bags printed with the logos of various luxury brands in Lei Ting's hand, then poured a glass of lemonade and handed it to Lei Ting thoughtfully.

I'll go! No way? Zhang Xiaoshuai is simply drunk, can this bastard who is heavy on sex and light friends be a little more shameless? No wonder Wang Yu smacked his teeth when he mentioned him, it's really enough to have such a naked face of the opposite sex and no humanity, it really makes people can't bear to look at it directly!

Lei Ting looked petite and lovely, her words and deeds were very heroic, I saw her pick up the cup and raise her head and drink it all, and then wiped her mouth with her sleeve and said:

"This is Zhang Xiaoshuai, right? I've seen you, you're more handsome than in the photos! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai heheed twice in embarrassment, some didn't know how to pick up the stubble, there were many people who praised him for being handsome, but there were really not many people who praised him like this, especially this person was still his brother's daughter-in-law, and his brother was sitting opposite him at this time, staring at him with a blazing face.

"Come, meet for the first time, give you a gift, take it, keep it as a souvenir!"

Lei Ting said and took a square iron box the size of a mobile phone from her backpack and stuffed it into Zhang Xiaoshuai's hand, according to social etiquette, gifts, of course, you have to open them in person to show respect, Zhang Xiaoshuai hesitated for a second, but still smiled and lifted the lid of the box.

it! What the hell is this? Is Lao Tzu blind? Is its shape so obscene for hair? Two fingers wide and three inches long, a cylindrical stick with two oval balls at the tail. O(╯□╰)o

Fall! Is he being molested by his brother and daughter-in-law? is still in front of his brother, saying that he is really old, and he is obviously a little unable to keep up with the pace of young people. ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Ye Jinghong was already sitting next to Zhang Xiaoshuai. At this time, seeing him staring at the box with an unpredictable expression, he couldn't help but glance at the box, but unfortunately Zhang Xiaoshuai reacted very quickly, and she only looked at the outline. He snapped the lid shut.

"How? Awesome, right? This is a must-have artifact for home travel, killing, and overkilling, and it can help you at critical moments to ensure that you will never forget it. ”

Lei Ting said, raising her eyebrows triumphantly. is so arrogant that she even has a lewd expression, and on her cute Lori face, it's really damn disobedient to the extreme.

Zhang Xiaoshuai could only laugh dryly at this time.

"Hehe, awesome."

"What's that? So powerful? Take it out and show it to the brothers! ”

Unexpectedly, Wang Yu was also a good hand at coaxing seedlings, Zhang Xiaoshuai smiled and put one hand on the iron box, and said with a smile on his face:

"It's just a small craft, there's nothing to see."

"Don't mind! Show us around! Are you stingy too? Just look at it, and don't rob you. ”

Wang Yu said. If he comes sideways, he is going to rob it, how can Zhang Xiaoshuai really let him rob it, if he lets Zhan Ge see it, he can't immediately find himself to fight hard? Anyway, it's a sin to be too handsome!

"What's there? Give him insight! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai was dedicated to guarding against Wang Yu, never expecting that Lei Ting would snatch the iron box in his hand from his side, and then when Zhang Xiaoshuai was completely dumbfounded, he opened the box and directly revealed the evil pillar inside in front of everyone's eyes.

For a while, there was silence in the box, and the silence was almost audible, and Zhang Xiaoshuai subconsciously swallowed his saliva. Seeing that Lei Ting lightly opened her lips, she said delicately:

"This thing has to be plugged in to be used, just press here and you can shoot."

Lei Ting said, and Su pointed to the two small balls under the cylinder.

"But this thing is very lethal. It is an indiscriminate mass killing weapon that injures 1,000 enemies and damages 800, so I recommend that as long as your body is still resistant, it is best not to use it lightly. ”

At this time, except for the battle song next to Lei Ting, the people at the entire table were basically stunned, and they were dumbfounded! Is this the legendary advanced education? Learning to apply tools is indeed the most striking feature of human evolution. It's just that this thing is so small, and the craftsmanship is so rough, is she so good at blowing? Shh Not very old, but not small! Looking at her face that she has never seen the world, it must be that the war song is not good, which makes her so rare and strange! (ˉ▽ ̄~) cut ~~

"What kind of expression do you have, don't you believe it? All right! Then I'll show you a demonstration on the spot. ”

Looking at the frightened looks of the few people present, Lei Ting couldn't help but roll up her arms and sleeves and prepare to go into battle in person.

At this time, Zhang Xiaoshuai was the first to react, and flew up to stop him:

"Sister, there's no need to demonstrate, we all believe it."

"No need to demonstrate? Do you know how to use this thing? ”

"Yes, yes."

Zhang Xiaoshuai nodded like pounding garlic, how to say that he is also a dignified little prince who has read countless A|films! Besides, a man should know how to use this thing!

"Do you really know?"

Lei Ting raised her eyebrows in disbelief.

"Do you know where this thing came from?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai: "......" embarrassed rz~~!

This time he was completely speechless.

"Cut! I hate you people who don't know how to pretend to understand. ”

Lei Ting said and raised her middle finger and index finger, and in front of everyone's eyes, he inserted it directly from under the column, everyone was shocked by the demonic appearance of this thing before, and they didn't notice that the bottom of this thing was still hollow, only to see Lei Ting gently rotate the column, and then bend the ring finger of the thumb to buckle the two round balls on the tail, and then raise the arm flat, making a shooting action.

"This is my newly developed miniature multi-functional ultrasonic composite laser cannon, the advantage is that it is small, easy to carry, lethal, and will not cause death, the disadvantage is that it is too delicate, so it can only be fired twice, the thumb will emit a super beam of light after pressing the ball, even if you close your eyes, as long as you are facing it, you will be temporarily blind for fifteen to thirty minutes due to strong light stimulation, as for those who have not had time to close their eyes, they will be blind for more than 6 to 8 hours, and the ring finger is this, it is a small ultrasonic jammer, which can interfere with ultrasound waves and destroy the body's hearing organs, causing it to completely fail within 24 hours. ”

Speaking of this, Lei Ting took out a folding glasses and a pair of ear-shaped earmuffs from the tin box.

"The most suitable attack site for ultrasonic laser cannon is in indoor environments such as auditoriums and theaters, if it is outdoors, its maximum effective attack range is about 50 meters, of course, in order to avoid self-injury, the operator must wear my special glasses and earmuffs, otherwise the consequences will be borne by themselves."

After a generous statement, Lei Ting buckled the iron box and handed it to Zhang Xiaoshuai again, who was already completely Spartan at this time, so this is the legendary tech geek!? It's just awesome!

God, please take your little brother's knees! _(:3"∠)_(To be continued.) )