"Can it be saved?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai is ruthless in his heart, this greedy black thief, he has eaten so many good things from Lao Tzu for nothing, and he wants to die? It's not that easy, even if you become a bird ghost, you have to spit things out for Lao Tzu.

"It's just a small thing."

To tell the truth, Zhang Xiaoshuai really loves Ye Jinghong's lightweight outfit B, I saw her take out a silver needle with her bare hands, and prick a few stitches on the stupid bird's fat belly seemingly casually, and then took out a thin rope from her waist and handed it to Zhang Xiaoshuai, and said lazily:

"Tie its claws, hang it upside down out of the window, and wake up early tomorrow morning."

Zhang Xiaoshuai took the rope handed by Ye Jinghong, subconsciously took a few more looks, and saw that the rope was black and not soft or hard, like skin and not skin, and he couldn't see what material it was made of.

"Okay, leave it alone, hurry up and change your clothes, I'll be waiting for you on the top floor."

At this time, Ye Jinghong had already changed into his practice clothes, Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help but secretly wail when he saw this, it's time for daily abuse again, hey! The most important thing for the heavens to be jealous of the talented and the gods, is it possible that the heavens have descended on the Si people, and they must first abuse their bodies and hearts, so that their life is worse than death, before they can achieve their great cause? Let's discuss, is it okay to want immortals to die? He really doesn't mind betraying **, he is the best at sacrificing his body to the gods!

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The next morning, the time was 6:30.

Zhang Xiaoshuai was ravaged alive for a morning, and finally died... No, no, I finally returned home exhausted, and as soon as I entered the house, there was an extremely piercing quack bird cry in my ears, and I didn't need to think about it to know that it must be the greedy stupid bird who woke up.

"Damn, I'm really awake!"

Zhang Xiaoshuai took off his shoes and rushed directly into the kitchen, without waiting to open the window. I saw a black stupid bird trying to poof, with a few feathers left, flying up and down and making all kinds of struggles, I don't know what kind of stupid bird it is, the strength is really terrifying. The carved fence welded by stainless steel was pulled by it and rattled, if it weren't for the rope that Ye Jinghong gave him was strong enough, I was afraid that this thing would have broken free from the rope and flown away.

Want to run? Hmph, it's not that easy!

Zhang Xiaoshuai opened the window, untied the rope, and directly carried the stupid bird into the house. Ye Jinghong glanced at the black guy and snorted:

"Leave it alone, let's cook! I am hungry! ”

"No, this thing is terrifyingly powerful, we have to find a way to tie it down."

If he hadn't come back in time, he was afraid that if he waited a little longer, the iron fence would have to be broken by this goods, Zhang Xiaoshuai looked around, and couldn't find a suitable place to tie it for a while, so he simply held the rope in his hand. directly tied the stupid bird into a dumpling and threw it on the coffee table, and then put his mind at ease and entered the kitchen.

When Zhang Xiaoshuai walked out of the kitchen with two bowls of preserved eggs and lean porridge, he saw that the stupid bird had been untied and was flying around with its incomplete wings! Ye Jinghong, who was sitting opposite it, was holding his arms and watching the excitement with interest.

Putting the preserved egg and lean porridge on the table, Zhang Xiaoshuai wiped his hands and ran over happily to make a kick.

"Hey, what did you tie it to? This thing has a lot of strength! The iron fence was almost broken by it. ”

"See for yourself."

Ye Jinghong lowered his chin, and Zhang Xiaoshuai looked at it. I saw that the lower end of the rope seemed to hang a small scale, which was really a super small scale! It's the size of a grape, but it's such a small thing, and it really falls so hard that the stupid bird can't fly no matter how hard it is. What the hell is this.

"What is this? So awesome? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai reached out to take it, but was stopped by Ye Jinghong.

"It's just a jack pendant, you can't hold it, I'll tell you how to use it later, let's eat first, and then slowly clean it up after a while!"

The two of them returned to the table. Slowly eating side dishes and drinking porridge, the stupid bird next to him was all kinds of immortal and dying struggles, and later, Xu was finally completely desperate, and he didn't even struggle anymore, just standing on the coffee table, blinking his black bean eyes, and drooling at the two people who were eating.

It was really drooling, and after a while, a small pool of saliva was drawn on the coffee table, and Ye Jinghong was disgusted by it, and dropped his chopsticks on the spot.

"If you drool again, believe it or not, I just plucked your bird feather stew and drank it?"

I don't know if the stupid bird really understood or faked to understand, but he actually closed the bird's beak, and stretched out a paw to try to wipe the water stains off the coffee table.

"Holy, this bird is a sperm?! Didn't it say that animals after the founding of the country were not allowed to become sperm? This bird is too against the sky, let's stew and boil the soup! ”

After living under one roof for so long, there is no pressure on the two of them to cooperate with the double reed, Zhang Xiaoshuai said, his eyes couldn't help but look at the stupid bird up and down over and over again, as if he was thinking about how to stew it to be more delicious.

Ye Jinghong took a chopstick kelp root and sneered:

"After the founding of the country? This product is older than your grandfather, but the stew is definitely not good, the meat is too old, not delicious, or steam it in a pressure cooker! Steamed and cut into slices with dipping sauce to eat. ”

A certain bird shivered fiercely, and the bird's feathers stood up, don't do it! Ye is not delicious at all, what is cut into slices and dipped in sauce to eat, Tai Nima is cruel, he is a gentleman who will give Lao Tzu a knife to be happy, blink your eyes, Ye will be your surname.

Zhang Xiaoshuai smacked his lips and said regretfully:

"All things have spirits, it's not easy to live for such a long time, it's a pity to eat like this."

Uh-huh, but listening to a human sentence, a certain bird nodded like pounding garlic, shaking his head and tail in all kinds of flattery, who knew that Zhang Xiaoshuai changed his words and smiled softly:

"It's better to strangle it, marinate it in the jar, and wait for a while when my father comes back to eat a piece, such a good material, how can I enjoy it exclusively."

Ye Jinghong nodded and said with a look of approval:

"That's very good."

I'm (#‵′)! I know that this little white face has no kind eyes, Nima! Marinated Lao Tzu as a salted duck egg, didn't you? Won't you just steal your two broken duck eggs? As for holding grudges to this extent? Lao Tzu didn't talk about eating duck eggs back then, it was not uncommon for the Manchu and Han people to have a full banquet, Niang Xipi, it was really a tiger falling in Pingyang and being bullied by dogs!

"Strangulation first? Or pluck the hair first? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai pinched his waist, strolled to the coffee table, leaned over and looked at a certain bird with a tangled face, a certain bird was too frightened, and the bird stiffened, and fell straight on the coffee table with a chirp.

"Pluck the hair first! After death, the blood circulation stops, the marinating does not taste good, and the meat is not delicious. ”

Ye Jinghong made a pertinent suggestion from the doctor's point of view, Zhang Xiaoshuai nodded immediately, rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to start plucking, at this time, the black guy who was already like a dead bird suddenly quacked and flapped his wings, and wailed in a sharp voice while flying:

"Don't eat me, don't eat my ......"

Nani? Talking birds?? Zhang Xiaoshuai's face changed, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a while, but Ye Jinghong was not surprised at all, and only sneered:

"What? Don't pretend? ”

Seeing that he couldn't pretend anymore, the stupid bird was so depressed that he even drooped his wings, what is the phoenix that lost its hair is not as good as a chicken! It's him, sad! Feel like the whole bird life is gray, there is wood?

"The girl surnamed Ye, you are more immoral than your unobtrusive mother, and your whole family lacks morality."

Yo! Scolding people and scolding the whole family, dare to do such a hateful thing? Zhang Xiaoshuai was almost moved by the courage of this guy, he had no doubt, with Ye Jinghong's temper, he immediately whipped this old man to death and didn't run away, but Ye Jinghong nodded seriously with a serious face.

"That's true."

The corners of Zhang Xiaoshuai's mouth twitched, barely maintaining the expression on his face without cracking, and he continued to be an audience with an indifferent face.

"Tell me, how did you recognize Uncle Ben?"

When it comes to this, Jing Sacrifice is very hot, the hair is burned out, and there is no layer left in the cultivation, he woke up yesterday and secretly looked back in the mirror, Lao Tzu himself almost couldn't recognize himself, how did this dead girl recognize herself?

Ye Jinghong changed his posture, leaned on the sofa with his back, and said:

"When my mother let you go, she knew that you were not a good bird, so she did something on you, don't blow up your hair first, just leave something, don't hurt you at all, just make a mark."

"Nima! This old lady of the loser, Bala Bala Bala ......" (10,000 words are omitted here, please refer to the Jiupin Sesame Official Scolding Book for specific content)

Angry and angry, Zhang Xiaoshuai has really heard of it and never seen it, but he was fortunate to see such a time, and there are many starling parrots who can talk to people, but it is really the first time to see such a bird who scolds people, and it has been almost ten minutes since this glance, and there is no duplicate word, which can be regarded as a bird.

"Seal its beak, go to work first, and come back in the evening to clean it up."

Ye Jinghong casually dropped something similar to a rubber strip, turned around and went into the bedroom to change clothes, Zhang Xiaoshuai picked up the rubber strip and threw it twice, and then approached a certain bird that had been hiding under the coffee table with a wicked smile.

When he picked up this bird that day, he knew that it was not ordinary, and the forest was all right, and there was not a trace of spark, but this bird fell out of thin air, and its black hair was about to burn away, and all kinds of unreasonable signs, how could they escape his eyes.

It's just that he never expected that it and Ye Jinghong are still old acquaintances, of course, in Zhang Xiaoshuai's opinion, this is more like a narrow road, and it is no wonder that this stupid bird wants to run away, but these are not in Zhang Xiaoshuai's consideration, what he cares about is that since this product is familiar with Ye Jinghong's mother and daughter, he can just get some details of the Ye family from this mouth, at least he also has to know who is sacred to the master of the door who wants to find himself to repay his kindness. (To be continued.) )