I really kneel down to the net, I don't have a temper at all, I don't understand, why am I sensitive again? It's been changed more than 120 times, it's really special!

Zhang Xiaoshuai, who was easy to break free from the full-time job, was dragged to the amusement room by Chang Jiulian before he had time to drink saliva, and Zhang Xiaoshuai had just come out of the bathroom, and there was still some hazy water vapor on his body, especially the little white face that was more delicate than a woman, which really made many big girls and little daughters-in-law secretly choke themselves.

"What's the matter? Shocked. ”

Chang Jiu leaned over mysteriously, picked Zhang Xiaoshuai's ear, and whispered:

"The old king has written a love letter to the head nurse."

"What?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai was a little unable to come back to his senses for a while, Lao Wang he knew, he is a patient with cerebrovascular disease/sexual/mental disorder, the symptoms are somewhat similar to Alzheimer's disease, and the later stage is a bit similar to the category of Alzheimer's disease, but he seems to have no other pursuits except eating, drinking and sleeping on weekdays, is this the legend: if you don't make a sound, you have become a blockbuster? In other words, it's rare for him to explode, this is like the rhythm of popping the small universe into popcorn!

Old Wang Daming is called Wang Shixiong, a retired veteran cadre of a design institute, he is seventy-three years old this year, and he is a high-risk person who lives on the hurdle. The most important thing is that the object is still the head nurse, what a heavy taste!

"How can I lie to you? His sons have just arrived, and I heard him tell him to prepare a dowry for him! ”

Chang Jiu's face was like a dog reporter who had mastered first-hand information, Zhang Xiaoshuai turned his head and took a look, and sure enough, he saw a few little nurses chattering together with their heads on their heads, and they laughed a few times from time to time, and they knew at a glance that they must have done nothing good.

"What for? Sneaky. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai suddenly made a sound, so frightened that several people's internal organs almost vomited. Everyone looked back and saw Zhang Xiaoshuai with a bad smile on his face, and suddenly the crowd was excited, pulling him to slap and beat, Zhang Xiaoshuai lived in the flowers for a long time. I have long been accustomed to this kind of posture surrounded by beads.

"What are you looking at? Who's jokes dare to watch, aren't afraid of being cleaned up? ”

The head nurse is a real old girl, thirty-eight and nine, and she hasn't married yet, not to mention anything else, her personality must be a little weird. Be careful, what you must report is the basic daily life, and several minefields that cannot be stepped on also require special attention, especially when it comes to men/women, which must be the top priority to avoid.

Thanks to the head nurse, these little who like to show affection in the ward on weekdays don't even dare to mess with a circle of friends, who knows which sentence that shouldn't be said will touch the old scars that the head nurse has hidden for many years, but it must be said truthfully that the head nurse is not a person who loves to hold grudges. Because she usually avenges on the spot, she can't even wait for the night, she must compare, and she will be beheaded under the horse, she is such a resolute person.

Seeing that a few girls were obviously a little scared, Zhang Xiaoshuai picked up the envelope and turned around and left, and before a few people came to their senses, he had already strode out of the amusement room directly.

In other words, there is a man who dares to write a love letter to the head nurse, even if he is a patient. He couldn't help but feel awe, remembering that when he used to go to the mall, he was always curious, how could someone still sell ugly clothes? Can it be sold? Later, when I grew up, I understood. Ugly clothes are bought, because radishes and cabbages have their own loves, and you avoid things like snakes and scorpions.

In these years, how can I be reasonable?

Disrespectful and disrespectful words are always said to others. Seeing that there was no one around, Zhang Xiaoshuai immediately opened the envelope, was full of excitement, and read it with a look of admiration.

———— Lan'er, see the letter as if you don't ......

Lan'er? Who? Zhang Xiaoshuai couldn't help scratching his head, and then suddenly remembered, isn't there a blue character in the head nurse's name? It's all because the head nurse is so powerful on weekdays that everyone calls her the exterminator behind her back, and no one dares to call her the true name Shenma!

There is a beauty in the ————, who will never forget it, and if she doesn't see it for a day, she thinks like crazy.

Yo he! Phoenix begging for a phoenix! It is worthy of being the old cadre of the design institute, this small knock is also a set, presumably when he was young, he was also a kind of affectionate seed, and it is said that the hook is the attribute of all the cadres? Otherwise, how can it be so easy to do this? You must know that Lao Wang can't even take care of himself anymore, and the old man who is dressed as a diaper all day long can still chant poetry and pick up girls? There's really no one left.

There is a loquat tree in the ———— court, and it was planted by hand in the year of my wife's death. Cut it down, but Bo Lan'er smiled.

I rub! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

What the hell is this? Do you dare to be even more shameless, this stinky and shameless old rascal, Zhang Xiaoshuai really can't stand it, saying that the old man who is about to die in your party is so tongue-in-cheek, can you still leave a way for us young people to live.

"What are you looking at? So seriously. ”

"Love book, Lao Wang wrote to the head nurse, haha! Exceptional......"

The corners of Zhang Xiaoshuai's mouth stiffened, and his smile stopped abruptly, who was talking to him? Why does it sound so familiar? It won't be ......

"Hehe, it's the head nurse? Hehe......"

Zhang Xiaoshuai retreated while laughing, and had already shrunk to the corner of the wall while speaking, and the head nurse stepped forward without a trace, smiled, and said kindly:

"What's special? Why don't you say it? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai swallowed his saliva, twitched his face violently, and said with a forced smile:

"It's very brazen, is our head nurse also coveted by any kind of goods? Ahh It's just a toad who wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking! ”

"Really? Do you really think so? ”

The head nurse casually took away the letter in Zhang Xiaoshuai's hand, and flipped through it as if at random, the letter was very long, a total of three pages were written, densely packed with fly-headed small letters, worthy of being an old cadre, the words were really beautiful, but the person was a little obscene, Zhang Xiaoshuai just looked at the beginning, and was discovered by the head nurse. At the moment, there are also bitter words, and there is no regret on his face, and he has said that he is not polite, and he knows how to commit it. Anyway, the head nurse won't kill/person/extinguish/mouth, right?

"Where did it come from?"

Zhang Xiaoshuai is a very principled person, and this kind of thing must be told the truth.

"They wanted to peek, but I severely stopped them, in fact, I didn't have time to look, and you found out as soon as I opened them. I swear by the lamp, head nurse, you have to believe me! I'm innocent! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai said, showing a bitter face, the head nurse's face was a little pale, and he snorted coldly:

"Don't be poor with me, are you done with all the work? Find out the problem later, and be careful that I deduct your salary. ”

"No, I'll go to work now."

Zhang Xiaoshuai was pardoned. secretly glanced at the head nurse's face that couldn't see the joy and anger, and turned around and turned upside down.

As the saying goes: Don't guess a woman's thoughts, especially the thoughts of old women, especially the thoughts of old women who are very old and can't get married.

………………………………………………………

After listening to Zhang Xiaoshuai's accusation of blood and tears, Ye Jinghong only faintly replied with four words.

"You're so boring."

At this time, it was lunch break, and the two brought food at home and heated it in the microwave. One sits at the front of the table and eats upright, and the other leans on the bed and eats without four or six, of course, the former, it must be Ye Jinghong. The latter is naturally Zhang Xiaoshuai.

"What do you call boredom? I'm talking to you about the patient's condition! ”

Ye Jinghong glanced at him and continued to eat quietly, obviously it was just the simplest box of duck leg rice, which made her eat the instant sense of an Australian snail.

Zhang Xiaoshuai didn't care if Ye Jinghong responded to him at all, in fact, even if she didn't have any response. He can also talk to himself, from high to high.

"Old Wang, this symptom is obviously a delusion!"

The so-called delusion of love refers to the patient's unswerving belief that a person who actually doesn't like him at all likes his distorted beliefs very much, and often distorts that many of the other party's words and deeds that reject him are actually testing himself, which is common in schizophrenia, which is commonly known as ———— in schizophrenia.

The most important manifestation of delusion is the loss of normal reason, some of these patients only secretly love each other, hide in a secluded place, and reverie alone in a daze; Some suffer from fetishes, and even steal the underwear, clothes, and pants of the crusher to satisfy their perverted pleasures/feelings; There are also some patients who are self-inflicted, thinking that the opposite sex/same|sex/love for themselves, so they think about it, can't sleep, can't eat sweetly, and even find each other entangled.

Obviously, Lao Wang belongs to this type, but most of the patients with delusions are teenagers, and at his age, the onset is really a little older.

Ye Jinghong put down his chopsticks, pulled a tissue and wiped his mouth, then nodded expressionlessly:

"You haven't read the book in vain, the diagnosis is very accurate."

"What? You're too boring woman, aren't you, don't you see the intensity/desire I want to talk to? Will you die if you act like you want to hear it a little? It's really unflattering. ”

Ye Jinghong snorted and turned around to leave, although she didn't even say a word, Zhang Xiaoshuai just knew that she was definitely angry, and hurriedly grabbed her wrist at the moment, and said with a smile:

"I'm kidding, our family is the most likable girl in the world."

In fact, Zhang Xiaoshuai is not wrong to say this, man! It's so realistic, a beautiful woman like Ye Jinghong with a beautiful face/breasts, and a big beauty, not to mention that he just doesn't like to talk, even if he can't pant, there are a lot of men crying and shouting to like him, how can he not be likable!

Ye Jinghong pursed the corners of his mouth and struggled, but he didn't break away, and couldn't help but say impatiently:

"Let go."

"Nope."

Zhang Xiaoshuai blinked and shook his head, he didn't die and didn't scatter, how could there be a reason to let go of the things in his hand, he had to hold on tightly when he died, life was my person, death was my dead person, this kind of thing is a dead face, once born and twice matured, if you want to hold the beauty, then you don't have to pay a price.

Ye Jinghong rolled his eyes very unvividly, sighed, and said:

"I just saw Wang Shixiong's family members enter the head nurse's office, Wang Xue and the others are all eavesdropping on the door, why don't you go over and take a look."

"What? Isn't it really a dowry? ”

When Zhang Xiaoshuai heard this, his eyes lit up in an instant, who said that there was no filial son in front of the bed for a long time, look at the son raised by the family, filial piety and sensibility will not be said, for the sake of his father's happiness in his old age, he doesn't even care about anything, okay, a good son of the country and the people.

Ye Jinghong took the opportunity to pull out his hand, took the lunch box of the two and entered the boiling water room, Zhang Xiaoshuai wiped his mouth, jumped out of bed and ran to see the excitement.

In fact, feelings sometimes come naturally like this, there is no need to be vigorous, let alone necessarily risk the world's disapproval, people say that feelings can be met but not sought, in fact, when it is time to come, that person will naturally appear in front of you.

Whether it falls from the sky, or meets unexpectedly, in short, no matter what the reason, the people you should meet will always meet when you go around and around. (To be continued.) )