"Brother-in-law...... Fat uncle, are you practicing? ”

For dinner, Ma Xiaolan tried her best, and a large basin full of hand-rolled noodles was placed. The fat man reluctantly overcame the difficulties, and in order to express that he was full, he deliberately burped a few times.

The two families, plus an outsider who did not treat himself as an outsider, ate happily as guests and hosts. Although the reasons are different, the two families treat Lang Yuan as a fairy, especially Wang Xia is the most eager.

After Lang Yuan drove home, the fat man got into the Westinghouse, which was full of flower pots. Forty or fifty pots of phalaenopsis orchids are in full bloom, the colors are extremely bright, and the butterflies are lifelike. The junzi orchid is also forty or fifty pots, although it has not yet bloomed, but it has also given birth to flower buds, and the leaves are black and oily, and they are very vigorous.

The fat man recalled the scene in the greenhouse that day, grabbed a horse and sat down, calming down, hoping to experience the state of communicating and interacting with Phalaenopsis again. After all, figuring out your physical condition is always the primary goal of fat people.

Or maybe it's psychological, the fat man feels that being surrounded by flowers - well, this seems to be a kind of awkward statement - is still very comfortable and kind, and it seems to be a return to his destiny or origin.

And after immersing himself in the greenhouse for a long time last time, the fat man looked inward and found that the seeds in his stomach seemed to have absorbed nutrients, and they may have swelled a little and become more rounded. Of course, this is just the feeling of a fat man, and even an illusion is unknown.

After all, the seeds are suspended in the boundless green mist, and there is no reference to compare with. If you compare today's state with yesterday's memory, the actual difference may not be as great as the psychological effect.

The seed swirls slowly in the void, as if revealing itself in all directions. Is it easy for a fat person to get carried away when he enters an inward state, or is he hypnotized by staring at a slowly rotating object?

This time, he didn't feel feverish, nor did he receive the pleasure of Phalaenopsis, nor did Junzilan. Flowers or flowers, seeds or seeds, I am still me......

"yes!"

When the fat man opened his eyes, he saw that Ma Xiaoshi was a little cramped, but he couldn't suppress his curiosity. Haha, sitting here steadily, the eight winds can't blow, it's really like practicing, well, into the meditation.

"Fat uncle, hehe!" Ma Xiaoshi scratched the back of his head and asked cautiously, "Hehe, fat uncle, do you accept apprentices?" ”

"I think you have a good bones...... It's up to you to save the world! The fat man groaned.

"Really! Will Uncle Fat take me as an apprentice? Ma Xiaoshi was so overjoyed that he could hardly believe his ears. Sounds familiar?

The fat man patted Ma Xiaoshi on the shoulder, "Of course, but you may not be willing to learn!" ”

The fat man sat on the mazazi, a tall man. Ma Xiaoshi bent over, stretched his head, and was slapped very cooperatively, and was almost slapped to the ground.

"I'm willing to learn! I'm willing to learn! Isn't it hard? Ma Xiaoshi immediately swore an oath, and the whole person was not calm. learned the kung fu of the fat uncle, that is the hero who stands up to the sky! Dad doesn't have to be bullied, and my sister doesn't have to work so hard, and she roars when she sees injustice! Shoot when it's time to shoot......

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult! It's easy! Have you watched "Dragon Babu"? The wind is clear on the Black Wood Cliff, and the Wuyue Sword Sect is at your disposal. The fat man didn't take the pamphlet out of his bosom, but asked mysteriously.

"Our primary and secondary school students in the new century are all looking at the Central Plains Five White, and Jin Yong has long been out of fashion. Still, I've seen it! Have you ever been on the Blackwood Cliff with a clear wind? The Wuyue Sword Sect doesn't seem to have anything to do with letting me go...... "Ma Xiaoshi seems to be a little complacent, Jin Yong is always better than Xiaobai!"

"Oh, I'll just groan, it's okay, it's okay. You know, I want to learn kung fu, especially peerless magic skills......" The fat man looked Ma Xiaoshi up and down, his gaze staying in the middle.

Ma Xiaoshi's eyes suddenly widened, and he looked at the crotch of the fat man's pants in horror, "Fat uncle, you, you, you...... Practicing divine skills? ”

The fat man smiled and didn't answer, unfathomable, the more he looked at it, the more he looked like an old lady - scared you kid to death, save yourself nothing to wander around!

This kid's eyes are not very good, don't you see the rich and rich?

"Fat uncle, I'll think about it first, and I'll reply to you later!" Ma Xiaoshi covered his crotch with both hands, as if he was not covering it, and turned around!

Hehe, do you say that Brother Dongfang is undefeated, or Yue Buqun, or Lin Pingzhi......

"Ahh There was an exclamation from outside the door, followed by Ma Xiaolan's reprimand, "Xiaoshi, what are you doing recklessly?" ”

"Sister! Fat Uncle he ......, "Ma Xiaoshi suddenly woke up, it's better not to spread this kind of thing, it's easy to cause extermination!" So he braked the car urgently, "Fat uncle, he's practicing!" ”

"Then you still bother Uncle Fat!" Ma Xiaolan is a little unrelenting, in short, the little brother is wrong.

Well, it's getting late, and it's a neighbor's house after all. The fat man got up and left the Westinghouse, thought about it and picked up two pots of flowers. When Ma Xiaoshi saw the fat man coming out, he wanted to run but didn't dare, he smiled on his face, laughed a little bit, and even said that he would never leak the news. Ma Xiaolan glared at Ma Xiaoshi, "Did you ask Uncle Fat to teach you kung fu?" ”

"Sister, I didn't, absolutely not!" Ma Xiaoshi turned around and wanted to run, but was grabbed by Ma Xiaolan, "The day before yesterday, you said that you wanted to worship Uncle Fat as a teacher!" What did I tell you? ”

"Sister, I promise to go to school hard and be admitted to a key university!" Ma Xiaoshi was really anxious, Ma Xiaolan grabbed it just now, and he thought it was caught by the fat uncle. How can you say that the magic skill is also a martial arts mastery, but you can't pass it on lightly!

Hehe, I can't imagine that the magic power also has the effect of persuasion. The fat man reached out to pat Ma Xiaoshi's shoulder, but was dodged. Avoid it, just dodge, the fat man is still pleasant, "Xiaoshi, it's not that the fat uncle doesn't teach you!" ”

"Huh? Fat uncle, I really don't want to learn! Ma Xiaoshi was about to cry. No wonder Uncle Fat likes to raise flowers so much! But I have never discriminated against those who raise flowers, it is much better than embroidery!

"That's it! Then you can look for me again when you think about it! The fat man nodded earnestly, threw down a sentence, and floated away in the darkness with two pots of flowers in his arms. At the end is stepping on the snow without a trace, and the moon falls silently, like a ghost......

Back in the room, the fat man put Phalaenopsis and Gentleman's Orchid on the bedside table. It was still early, the fat man checked the habits of these two flowers on the Internet, and browsed the Dacanghai community, but found nothing new.

Subsequently, the fat man habitually searched the web page with "seeds in the stomach", and the content was really rich enough. I don't know who planted it after I got pregnant, and the four fathers fought, which was a bit messy. There are also some kind of action movies that are available for download, and this seed is not another seed. And a rotten and unpopular web novel, oh, not a tree in the belly with a seed......

The fat man smiled self-deprecatingly, turned off the light and went to bed after washing. In the dark, the leaves of the two pots of flowers seemed to be shaking, although imperceptible, but they were moving. Isn't it windy in the room?

No, it's a joyful dance!