"You can't fight!"

Little Lori was also startled when she heard this, and quickly stood up, stopped Jiang Chen, and secretly looked at Jiang Chen with big eyes.

Shang Gaoyi looked at Xiao Lori, with an expression of no worries, and explained very stupidly and innocently: "Xin Tian, I don't want to fight, fight, I can't beat him." ”

Jiang Chen was very satisfied, this Shang Gaoyi was still a little self-aware, knowing that he couldn't fight, so he just admitted defeat.

"No fighting?" Little Lori showed a cute expression, and she was puzzled, didn't she say the way of manhood?

And then the content of the game is-

Pee!

farther than anyone!

Walking out of the classroom and coming to the playground, Shang Gaoyi opened his pants, and his urine was more than 2 meters away, forming a huge parabola, and the expression on his face was extremely comfortable.

it!

Jiang Chen was stunned, looking at Shang Gaoyi, his heart was almost about to roar over 100,000 grass and mud horses......

"That's amazing!"

"Pee so far!"

There were also a few little girls next to them who shouted for Shang Gaoyi's performance, and they were not ashamed.

Little Lori pouted, she didn't dare to watch the boy pee, she sat quietly in the classroom, her little face was a little flushed, really, what the hell, it turns out that this is the way of manhood......

Defeated......

Jiang Chen was speechless, seeing urine stains more than 2 meters away, he just wanted to ask, how did this happen?

Though the urethra of the child is small and smooth, and it is farther than an adult to pee, it is ...... It's too much of an exaggeration to say that you're more than 2 meters. In comparison, he is simply the rhythm of kidney deficiency.

Really, it's a hoist!

Jiang Chen didn't dare to pee, for fear that he would be looked down upon by the children when he urinated, he regretted a little that he didn't drink more water in the morning, and he didn't have enough urine, so he couldn't achieve the great goal of 2 meters.

The children's peeing competition, Jiang Chen really took it, farther than peeing, in fact, it is more urgent than whoever pees, who will pee farther.

"How?" Gao Shangyi turned his head to look at Jiang Chen, and said with a slight guilt, "It's your turn." ”

"I'm too lazy to compare with you, actually, I don't like to share the table with Xin Tian, so what if I let it be given to you."

Jiang Chen smiled, turned around, and left the child's cold and arrogant back, but he was a little aggrieved in his heart. What the hell, eat a trench to grow a wisdom, and compete with children, you really have to be careful.

So, Jiang Chen returned to the classroom, walked to a secluded corner in the back of the classroom, and quietly licked the small wound in his heart.

Then, Shang Gaoyi came back very happily and sat next to little Lori.

Jiang Chen looked at the back of the little Lori monk Gaoyi, thought about it, and still opened the book helplessly and looked at it silently.

At this moment, Xiao Lori quietly packed her small schoolbag, came to Jiang Chen in a few steps and sat down, and put the schoolbag in the drawer.

Jiang Chen was stunned for a moment, only to realize that there was an extra person around him.

When I turned my head to look, I saw that little Lori pouted, without saying a word, looking at the blackboard in front of her with clear big eyes, and the indescribable elf was moving.

Looking at Xiao Lori quietly, an indescribable emotion rose in her heart, and gradually, the corners of Jiang Chen's mouth suddenly curled a little, as if it was useless to urinate far away.

I have to admit that Jiang Chen was a little moved in his heart and experienced a different feeling.

The years are really quiet.

……

……

Jiang Hai was hurt.

After school these days, Jiang Chen often saw Jiang Hai with a bitter little face, showing sad little eyes, and kept muttering:

"Why didn't anyone notice my back in the trailer?"

"I have such a handsome back, why didn't they see it."

"I said it was "Home Alone", did they go back to watch it?"

……

Since there is new content in what his brother says every day, Jiang Chen has successfully learned from the past and remembered it more solidly.

However, Jiang Chen felt that his brother really thought too much, except for the back of Zhu Ziqing's father, he had never seen anyone's back remembered.

He had a general idea of what had happened.

When the elder brother's fantasy trailer came out, there was already a sensation in the class, but when I went to school, I found out that my brother didn't mention the trailer, and few classmates knew what the trailer was.

A few friends were very righteous and promised Jiang Hai that they would definitely watch it when they had time, and then what was even more tragic was that a few friends didn't find Jiang Hai's existence after watching it for a long time, so they had to confirm the name of the movie with Jiang Hai the next day.

Today is the weekend, Jiang Chen is too lazy to care about his brother's, he still has important things, that's right, Chi Haidong's piano shop has officially opened, and the store is called Chenlu Piano Shop.

Morning Dew Music Store mainly does music training and sells various musical instruments such as pianos.

After the Education Bureau, the Labor Bureau, the Organization Management Bureau, the Price Bureau and other bureaus stamped and signed, the "School Running Permit", "Fee Permit", "Non-enterprise Grade Certificate" and other licenses and registration certificates have been handled, and finally you can be qualified to open a piano shop.

Chenlu Kai is near the middle school, mainly considering that middle school students will come to the piano shop to learn a musical instrument, Jiang Chen estimates that he wants to be handsome, more than pursuing his music dream.

Jiang Chen came to the piano shop and found that the piano shop is really not small, and it is also in a prosperous area, but this is as it should be, big cities do not open big piano shops, and the variety of musical instruments is not rich, so it is the rhythm of going out of business.

According to Chi Haidong, this area was still found by an acquaintance for her, and the price of renting the shop was relatively low.

When it opened, the door of the piano store was filled with all kinds of flower beds, and a very poetic couplet was hung on the door:

Open the window to Hou bosom friend, play a song of mountains and flowing water.

Listen to the string song and know the elegant meaning, and say a few paragraphs of talented and beautiful people.

Jiang Chen raised his head and looked at it several times, and then looked elsewhere.

"Mom, it's so beautiful!"

Of course, Jiang Hai was stunned and didn't dare to step into the store, the decoration of the main store was too exquisite, and the ground was smooth like a mirror.

Chi Haidong's face was full of smiles and he said, "Definitely! ”

To be honest, the feeling that the owner of the piano shop gave Jiang Chen was that he was at ease every day, and he didn't have anything to do, just playing the piano...... Jiang Chen was a little worried, the piano store was so big, and there would be no business at that time, it would really be a loss.

Chi Haidong was not worried at all, and after a while, a bright red banner was hung on the store.

The huge banner reads-

"To teach the little music prodigy Jiang Chen, our purpose is to do everything for the future of the child!"

So, Jiang Chen looked at Chi Haidong's smug expression, he was really speechless, what about the purpose of the piano store "professional music education, professional musical instrument sales"?

A few days later, Jiang Chen came to take a look and found that his portrait was placed in front of the store, squeezing in the wind, attracting the attention of customers.

At that moment, Jiang Chen had the feeling of soliciting customers outside a brothel.

There are already a lot of customers in the piano shop, and many of them were bluffed by Jiang Chen's name and came to ask about children's piano training. From this aspect, Chi Haidong is quite business-minded, and he also hired a few piano teachers, all of whom are old acquaintances, some are college classmates, and some are unwilling to mix in the original music education institutions.

Jiang Chen wears a mask and a hat, and sometimes hangs out in the piano shop, playing with various musical instruments in the piano shop.

On this day, in front of the counter, a female customer was asking Ji Haidong about music education.

The female customer said impatiently: "Jiang Chen, Jiang Chen in the first grade of primary school, is it really you here, my son is studying from you, can he also write birthday songs?" ”

Chi Haidong was said by Jiang Yuan once, remembering that doing business is to be shameless, and said with a smile: "Haha, of course you can!" ”

The female customer frowned and said, "Nonsense! Writing birthday songs requires talent, right? Anyone can write it, so what's the deal? ”

I know you still ask.

The corners of Chi Haidong's mouth stiffened, and he continued to say with a smile on his face: "That is to say, but as long as your child is talented, I can make your child as powerful as Jiang Chen." ”

The female customer's brows furrowed even more, and she said bluntly: "Jiang Chen is really taught by you?" I don't believe it, I always think you're fooling me? Why don't you find some evidence? ”