Chapter 34: The Life of Long Grass

Luo Wuwu turned to look at Zhen Shishuai with bloody hands, and said with a hideous face: "You! Don't bother me if it's okay, my mother is busy! ”

"Five-five, what the hell are you doing?" Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu in horror.

"You, my mother didn't have the luck to get the free life of Grandpa Mao, so I had to take on a big job to do, could it be that you support me?" Luo Wuwu ignored Zhen Shishuai and then started the work in his hands, stitching up this messy person who fell because he jumped off the building and committed suicide, fortunately, his family was very generous and gave himself a big red envelope, or he would not take such a job if he was not killed.

You see! Your mother's! The eyeballs ran out again, and Luo Wuwu grabbed the eyeballs and stuffed them back into the corpse, you girl! I can't think about it when I'm young, but won't you choose a beautiful way to die if you commit suicide? Jumping off a building is the ugliest one, whether it's good or not, you tear yourself apart, how can you bear it!

Zhen Shishuai just wanted to take a sneak look at the corpse behind Luo Wuwu, but was stopped by Luo Wuwu.

"You! Don't come here," Luo Wuwu remembered that Zhen Shishuai was a super clean person, and if he saw this scene in front of him, he might faint, so he stopped him and said, "Your mother's!" This one jumped off the building and died, the death is super terrifying, don't come here, wait for the old lady to trouble saving you. ”

When Zhen Shishuai heard Luo Wuwu's tone, he actually had a hint of caring for himself, and he was so happy that he couldn't find the north, and said happily: "Wuwu, can I understand that you care about me?"

"Caring about your mother, a big-headed ghost! You! Don't die there shamelessly, just get out of the old lady if you have nothing to do, and feel distressed when you look at your old lady. "Grandpa Mao! My Grandpa Mao! How can you bear to leave me like this! Luo Wuwu called countless times in his heart.

"You haven't eaten until now this morning, so I specially bought you something delicious, your favorite braised pork trotters, back to the pot meat, and tomato scrambled eggs." Zhen Shishuai opened the lunch box in his hand, and the aroma was overflowing.

Jabber...... Luo Wuwu's stomach began to sing about the empty city plan, this is really not to say that he is not hungry! As soon as Zhen Shishuai reminded himself that he hadn't eaten, the internal organs in his stomach began to scream indisobediently.

"You! Your mother's," Luo Wuwu swallowed hard, threw away the work in his hand, and went to the disinfection pool to wash and scold: "Hungry old lady!" Count you in! Still have a little conscience, bring it out to me, it's too messy, go out to eat. Luo Wuwu was afraid that Zhen Shishuai would faint after seeing his bloody work site, and urged him to take out the food quickly.

Zhen Shishuai felt that there was a warm thing rising in his heart again, and Luo Wuwu still cared about me! The infiltration program has gone one step further.

Zhen Shishuai casually looked at the workbench of Luo Wuwu, there were red, white, black, and even green things on it, and he almost fell under his feet. Luo Wuwu even had to take on this kind of work, she was too herself.

I swear! In the future, every day when I am Zhen Shishuai by your side, I will not let you take on such a job again! Zhen Shishuai swore in his heart.

Zhen Shishuai set up the meal, put a bench for Luo Wuwu and said, "Wuwu, hurry up and sit down."

"You're a girl! It's nice to have you as a little follower. After Luo Wuwu sat down, he began to eat in a big gulp, and the taste of this meal was really good.

"Five-five, I have something for you." Zhen Shishuai carefully took out a row of grass head flowers from his bag and handed it to Luo Wuwu.

"You! What do you mean? Luo Wuwu's mouth was stuffed with something, and he muttered unclearly: "This thing is hairy?"

"Five-five, your fashion sense is too weak." Zhen Shishuai took out the set of arguments that the flower girl persuaded him at that time.

A row of black lines appeared on the door of Luo Wuwu's head, when did the old lady say that she had a sense of fashion? You! Are you laughing at the old lady?

Luo Wuwu stared at Zhen Shishuai with wide eyes, if you can't spit out ivory in the dog's mouth, the old lady won't be able to beat you.

"Now the fashionable ladies, girls, and women on the street are all over the must-have outfit for their monastic trips, and wearing it makes you ......radiant," Zhen Shishuai gushed.

You! Do you sell dog skin plasters? Selling one by one, Luo Wuwu rolled his eyes and ignored Zhen Shishuai.

"Five-five, do you see? This is a young shoot that has just been unearthed, and it is worn on Monday; This one is the one that sprouts two sprouts, and it is worn on Tuesday; This one has three leaves, and it is worn on Wednesdays; This budding one is worn on Thursday; This beautiful flower blooms and is worn on Friday; This flower is somewhat withered, and is worn on Saturday; In the end, you see that it bears red fruits, and of course it is worn on Sundays. What do you think? I don't wear a duplicate for a week, do you like it? Zhen Shishuai said very doggedly: "I have carefully selected it for you for a long time."

Countless black lines have been covered with Luo Wuwu's face, you! Your mother's! Are you sure you're not joking with your mother? Do you want me to come to work every day with these inexplicable plastic flowers and plants? Aren't you afraid I'll have my backbone broken? The old lady is a leftover girl in her 30s, and she still dares to wear this thing, believe it or not, after I wear it, the dead can give me a laugh and come back to life!

Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu with a black old face, pouted and said, "Wuwu, don't you like it?" But the little girl who sold flowers said that only women would like it. "Isn't Luo Wuwu a woman? This duel is impossible! Then I can only say that I am too stupid and naïve, and I was deceived by the little girl!

Luo Wuwu heard Zhen Shishuai say that as long as it is a woman, she will like it, you! Your mother's! Do you dare to say that the old lady is not a woman? Believe it or not, the old lady beats you into a shemale who is neither male nor female in minutes! I really can't give you a good look.

Zhen Shishuai looked at Luo Wuwu's face that had turned sunny to cloudy, and cloudy to thundershowers, and immediately jumped up from the bench, hid behind the table and said: "The gentleman doesn't move his mouth, don't mess around."

"The old lady has never been a gentleman, the old lady is a woman, and the old lady only knows a sentence that it is better to offend a gentleman than to offend a woman (obviously a villain, okay, the author is so verbose!). Of course the old lady knows! Luo Wuwu was full of food and drink, touched his mouth with the back of his hand and said, "You! Today, the old lady looks at the food you sent, and she doesn't know as much as you, so she quickly threw away all these flowers and plants of yours to me, so as not to make the old lady angry. You're a bitch! It's not the same for a week, and I fainted. Luo Wuwu scolded and pushed the door and continued to work.

Zhen Shishuai looked at the flowers and plants he chose, and was extremely disgusted, and muttered very dissatisfied: "This is the first time in my life that Zhen Shishuai has given something to a girl, and it ended up like this, it hurts my self-esteem too much." What happened to Changcao's life? Changcao's life is full of hope, don't you know? If you don't like it, forget it, I'll take it to my beautiful sister Liu Plutonium, and by the way, you can also learn a yang finger with her, killing two birds with one stone......