Yan Feng was engrossed in admiring the great art film, and he didn't notice that someone was coming, and he was startled by Nie Qingcheng's shout, his whole body trembled, and his hands trembled all of a sudden.

The shaking chopsticks were stained with egg whites, and they splashed out all of a sudden, staining the crotch of Yan Feng's pants with a translucent liquid.

Watching the movie and being caught, Yan Feng, no matter how thick his skin was, definitely felt extremely embarrassed, and hurriedly put the bowl in his hand aside, stood up, and said with a red face: "Uh." ”

As a result, the second word came out after a long time, damn, everyone has stolen goods, even if they have two tongues, they can't tell what tricks they have.

Nie Qingcheng's gaze moved downward, and finally froze on Yan Feng's pants, his two big eyes were about to erupt with fire, and he gritted his teeth and said, "You bastard, you actually watch porn in the old lady's kitchen, and do such a disgusting thing!" ”

Nie Qingcheng was furious, he couldn't hide the anger in his heart anymore, and scolded.

"Don't get me wrong, it's just ......"

Yan Feng almost wanted to hit the wall, it would be shameful enough to be caught watching an action movie, if he was accused of jerking off again, it was estimated that he would not be able to raise his head in front of this woman for the rest of his life.

"The evidence is conclusive, and you still want to deny it?" Nie Tingcheng's face turned pale, and he pointed to Yan Feng's pants and said.

Yan Feng looked down and saw that his pants were stained with egg whites at some point, and he immediately knew that Nie Qingcheng had misunderstood.

"I really don't." Yan Feng hurriedly explained, almost crying.

Nie Tingcheng didn't believe his explanation at all, his lungs were about to explode, and he turned around and left.

It is said that the pants are stained with yellow mud, not is, but when the crotch is stained with egg white, isn't it the same?

Yan Feng wanted to jump to his feet angrily, and he wanted to catch Nie Tingcheng and spank him hard, but he couldn't do it, it was true that he didn't jerk off, but watching an action movie is a fact, right?

What if you poke it out, and Xiao Qin'er's little girl's skin knows about it? I was already on the wrong path with the little girl, so I wouldn't be laughed to death by her?

In this way, Yan Feng was so depressed that he didn't even bother to make egg fried rice, so he found a room and fell asleep.

The three of them were all tossed all day, and they were all very tired, and they didn't wake up until noon, and after washing up, they found that they were a little hungry, so they went into the kitchen.

Suddenly remembering what he saw Yan Feng doing in the kitchen last night, Nie Tingcheng was immediately annoyed, no, this bastard can't let him stay here even if it's not simple, even if he does such a disgusting thing, if he suddenly becomes animalistic, wouldn't the two beautiful women in the villa be in trouble?

Hey, what is it?

Suddenly, I saw a bowl on the chair, which was filled with eggs that had not been completely stirred, and some scattered egg whites on the chair.

Did you really misunderstand him? Nie Qingcheng raised his eyebrows.

It seems that he did misunderstand him, Nie Tingcheng felt a little guilty, but after thinking about it, he took advantage of his mother, what happened to the misunderstanding?

And even if you watch that kind of disgusting film, the crime is not light, and it is not bad if you don't report him to the police station.

Wait, watch the film?

Nie Tingcheng remembered Yan Feng's nervous appearance when he was caught watching the film yesterday, and his heart moved, and a trace of cunning flashed in his eyes, hehe, bastard, you just wait, I won't kill you.

hurriedly ran to knock on Xiao Qin'er's door and shouted, "Qin'er, get up quickly." ”

Yan Feng consumed a lot yesterday and slept even more deeply, when he woke up, he looked at the time, and it was already three o'clock in the afternoon.

When he walked into the living room, he saw Nie Tingcheng and Xiao Qin'er sitting on the sofa watching TV, staring at him, Yan Feng's heart suddenly burst, could it be that Nie Tingcheng stabbed this thing out?

Xiao Qin'er pursed her lips and said, "It's really a pig, you know that you eat and sleep, sleep and eat." ”

Although he was scolded, Yan Feng breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it seemed that Nie Qingcheng hadn't stabbed the matter out yet, otherwise, Xiao Qin'er, the little girl, would definitely not talk to him like this, but would definitely shout directly to drive him away.

"It's not just a pig, it's a stupid pig." Xiao Qin'er saw that Yan Feng didn't speak, and said again.

Yan Feng was on fire on the spot, but just as he was about to have a seizure, he suddenly saw Nie Qingcheng look at him coldly, and he suddenly wilted, who told him that he had a handle in his hand?

Okay, Lao Tzu endured it, and said that he couldn't lose face in front of that little girl.

"Sit there for me!" Xiao Qin'er said in a commanding tone.

Yan Feng's eyes suddenly widened, but before he could get angry, Nie Qingcheng's cold eyes immediately swept over again, and the meaning was clearly to say, if you are disobedient, just try?

He hurriedly sat down honestly and dejectedly.

Threat, this is clearly the threat of Nie Chengcheng Hongguoguo, girl, you wait for me, next time you take aphrodisiac, if Lao Tzu doesn't eat you, Lao Tzu will have your surname.

Seeing Yan Feng so honest, Xiao Qin'er's small mouth was the boss, and said in disbelief: "Sister Allure, has the stinky hooligan really become so obedient?" ”

Just now, Nie Tingcheng called her up in a hurry to sue her, and now Yan Feng must not dare to bully her anymore, she didn't believe it at first, but she didn't expect that she scolded him not only didn't fight back, but also became so well-behaved and obedient, just like a chick.

Hearing this, Yan Feng was aggrieved, damn, the handle was held by others, can he be honest?

Seeing Yan Feng's angry expression, but he could only endure it, Nie Qingcheng wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and a smug look flashed on his face.

Stinky hooligan, taking advantage of the old lady so much, if I don't teach you a lesson, I really think the old lady is easy to bully.

Xiao Qin'er saw that Yan Feng was really so honest, and immediately came to the head of the spirit, and said arrogantly: "Stinky rascal, I sue you, if you stay, it's okay, but you have to promise me something." ”

Xiao Zhendong let out all the cruel words, and it was obviously impossible for Xiao Qin'er to resist head-on, unless she really didn't want her father, so she planned to use roundabout tactics to fight against this arranged marriage.

"What's the matter?" Yan Feng asked.

"The first and most important one, you are not allowed to tell anyone that you are my fiancé."

Xiao Qin'er has already made up her mind, she will not marry Yan Feng, a local leopard, no matter what, even if she defeats it in the future and the marriage is blown up, she definitely doesn't want to have such a fiancé, if it is known by others, then she will not be laughed to death?

Miss Xiao's face is very important.

"Agreed, totally agreed, if someone else knew that I had a washboard fiancée, wouldn't I be laughed to death? I raise my hands in favor! Yan Feng grinned, he wished for this, so he readily agreed.

"Bastard, I'll kill you!"

Xiao Qin'er immediately went crazy, her breasts were not too small, and she hadn't paid much attention to it before, but since Yan Feng mentioned it once, she made a special comparison with Nie Tingcheng, and it was indeed much smaller.

The comparison psychology of women is very terrible, which makes her feel a little inferior, and she is already annoyed, this bastard actually mentions it again and again.

Nie Qingcheng hurriedly hugged Xiao Qin'er, who was dancing with his teeth and claws, glared at Yan Feng fiercely, and reprimanded with a cold face: "Anyway, you must not appear as Qin'er's fiancé." ”

"Then what identity do I use?" Yan Feng was not afraid of Xiao Qin'er, but he didn't dare to provoke Nie Qingcheng, so he immediately became honest.

"Bodyguard, specifically responsible for Qin'er's safety."

This identity was designed by Nie Qingcheng and Xiao Qin'er a long time ago, since it can meet Xiao Zhendong's idea of letting the two stay together for a long time, and can not let outsiders make irresponsible comments, it is a very suitable identity.

Besides, personal bodyguards are very popular now, and almost all of them are big ladies, and it is not surprising that there is one in Xiao Qin'er's identity.

"Well, I agree, whatever you say is what it is."

Yan Feng shrugged his shoulders and didn't dare to object, the bodyguard was just a bodyguard, it was no big deal.

Seeing that Yan Feng agreed, Nie Qingcheng nodded with satisfaction and said, "Qin'er, go on." ”

Xiao Qin'er was still angry, gritted her teeth and said: "Second, don't bully me in the future, I can only bully you, if someone bullies me, you can help me beat him, if I bully others, you also help me beat him, if you win, you will be rewarded, if you lose, you will be castrated!" ”

Yan Feng was furious, dare to castrate Lao Tzu?

Seeing that he wanted to get angry, Nie Qingcheng immediately said coldly: "Do you have an opinion? ”

"No, no comment!" Yan Feng turned his head, I endure!

"Qin'er, you go on."

"Third, you will be responsible for the sanitation in the villa in the future, clean it once a week, no, three days, especially the toilet, it should be particularly clean, use a toothbrush to squeeze toothpaste to brush, if the brush is not clean, I will chop your dog's paws!"

Yan Feng clenched his fists, damn it, use a toothbrush to brush the toilet, you can't figure it out!

Who knew that Xiao Qin'er thought about it, added another sentence, and said: "My sister has a habit of cleanliness, if the toilet is not clean, she can't sit down, and even if she sits, she will be constipated." ”

"Dead girl, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Yan Feng touched his nose and smiled, Nie Qingcheng immediately blushed, and knocked Xiao Qin'er's forehead angrily.

Xiao Qin'er continued: "Fourth, you are responsible for helping us clean our clothes, but you are not allowed to touch my sister's underwear, what if you take it and do something bad, oops, it hurts!" ”

"Don't talk nonsense!"

Before she finished her words, she was knocked on the head by Nie Tingcheng with a cold face.

Yan Feng secretly glanced at Nie Chengcheng and said, "I don't have an opinion on this. ”

"What did you say?"

Nie Qingcheng immediately glared at him and said, "This doesn't count, we will wash our clothes ourselves." ”

"Fifth, in the future, you are not allowed to enter my sister's room with me, and when you pass by, you are not allowed to look inside, and if you look once, I will gouge out your eyes."

"Sixth, you are not allowed to lock the door of your room, in order to prevent you from secretly doing bad things in the room, and if you find out, you will break your third leg!"

"Seventh, you must wear clothes in the villa, if you dare to play hooligan without clothes, you will be skinned."

"Eighth, although my sister is a great beauty, you are not allowed to have a crush on her, let alone have dirty thoughts, otherwise you will be chopped up and thrown into the Huangpu River to feed Wang Ba."

"Article 79, unconditionally obey my sister's orders and me, we are always right, and we are wrong and right."

"Article 80, we reserve the right to continue to add clauses."

"Article 81, if you have any doubts about any of the clauses, you must follow Article 80, okay, that's all for the time being, when you think about it, you can continue to add it."

Yan Feng sat there stunned, almost crying.

Damn, this is too ruthless, there is no human rights at all, and he still gouges out his eyes, breaks his legs, and peels his skin at every turn, which is even more domineering than the XX Beijing Treaty 160 years ago.