() Chickens and dogs jumped and tossed for an afternoon, a table of sumptuous Chinese New Year's Eve dinner was finally completed, before the banquet, the field suddenly mysteriously held out a jar, Zhang Xiaoshuai glanced at the old pickle jar, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, said:

"For the New Year, let's not remember the bitter and sweet, besides, we don't want to eat this thing, and if we eat pickles during the New Year, we will suffer from poverty all year round."

"You can't teach a child!"

Yuan Ye shook his head and patted the mud seal at the mouth of the altar, and suddenly a strange fragrance came to his nose, and it quickly filled the house in a short time, so that the mountain lord fluttered his wings and came forward.

"Wow! Rattle! What a rich aroma of wine! This wine is more than a hundred years old! Wine! You can get drunk for three days if you smell it! ”

"It is worthy of being a divine bird, with eyesight!"

As the so-called hero cherishes the hero, just because the mountain lord praised him for a good wine, the name of the field immediately changed from 'the bald fat guy and the boiler in the swan' to the 'divine bird', which shows that the fickleness of the human heart is not as good as a bird!

"Hmmm! It smells so good! Come on, pour me a glass and try it. ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai is also a lover of wine, this smell is very tempting, and he hurriedly handed over the cup, but Yuan Ye immediately pulled his arm away, and said with a look of disgust:

"How can this wine be drunk from a cup, go, bring a bowl?"

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After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Ye Jinghong has already watched the Spring Festival Gala with a teacup, and Zhang Xiaoshuai and the two are still sitting at the table and bragging!

As for the lord of the mountain, he was already drunk as a dead bird at this time, and the whole bird lay motionless in the wine bowl, and it was estimated that after plucking its feathers, it could be used as a drunken shrimp (bird) to serve them wine.

No way, man! That's just this hobby, especially after drinking some wine, bragging has become an indispensable entertainment, at this time, a large jar of wine has bottomed out, and the two of them pry open the box sent by Jiang Jin. The neat and tidy inside is full of special wine.

Yuan Ye is obviously the kind of cowardice that 'the amount of wine is not good, and the wine is even worse', but this coward is still a person who loves wine, in fact, the jar of wine has not been drunk half of it. Yuan Ye was already drunk, but Zhang Xiaoshuai had no intention of stopping him, but frequently persuaded him to drink.

"Brother Yuan, your disguise craft should be a family heirloom, right? You said that you are so miraculous, why didn't you make yourself a fake face that is difficult to distinguish to play? ”

The wilderness smirked. The face is flushed, and it looks like a car taillight.

"Who says I didn't get it? Shh Haven't you seen it? ”

When Zhang Xiaoshuai heard him say this, he sneered:

"That's the last one? Didn't I say, although the disguise is exquisite, it is still easy to see the clues when you get closer, and the expression is slightly stiff, it can't be called perfect at all! ”

"Phew! Vertical words! ”

The field technology was questioned, and he immediately raised two fingers and pointed to the east and west, but he didn't point to Zhang Xiaoshuai, but it didn't matter. Zhang Xiaoshuai took the initiative to take his hand and pointed to the tip of his nose accurately.

"Brother Yuan, that's right, it's possible that your current face is fake."

When Yuan Ye heard this, he still had an extraordinary smile on his face, and he obviously acquiesced in his appearance, but Zhang Xiaoshuai still didn't believe it, he only said that there was no evidence, and he had to see it with his own eyes to believe it.

Yuan Ye was angry by him, and he lost his temper at the moment. Rolling up his arms and sleeves to 'remove his makeup', Ye Jinghong saw this, where did he still have the heart to watch the Spring Festival Gala, and hurriedly ran around to watch the excitement.

Zhang Xiaoshuai has seen Yuan Ye fiddling with this set of things more than once. At the beginning, every time he changed his face, he always had a rash on his face for a few days, after all, that thing would definitely not be very comfortable on his face, but Yuan Ye had been going out with this fake face for many years, and now he was suddenly about to reveal his true face, what would it be like below? I can't imagine it. Speaking of the New Year, will it be unlucky to see dirty things?

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Confucius said: Beauty is not beautiful, a basin of water, and all ghosts are removed from makeup.

At this moment, the great beauty of the wilderness, Xiaoxuan window, is dressing up, Zhang Xiaoshuai and Ye Jinghong are staring at each other, their eyes are reluctant to blink more, for fear of missing any wonderful plot.

It is said that Zhang Xiaoshuai has long been curious about the true face of the field, he always feels that the field seems to hide a lot of secrets, and now it happens that he sent it to the door himself, and he stayed with him for a night in the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and it is not too much to exchange him for a secret.

A basin of water turned into sludge soup in a blink of an eye, and Yuan Ye brought a towel to wipe his face, and finally looked up and let the two of them see their true faces.

it! This is so unscientific! What about the rotten sores and crooked melons and cracked dates? What's going on with this white, tender sissy with clear eyebrows? No wonder he would rather pretend to be ugly than show his true face, just imagine that with such a handsome little white face, it is easy to cheat money and be robbed, okay? After all, these days, the forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, and men are not very safe.

"You... You are the wilderness... No kidding, hurry up, hurry up and change back..."

Zhang Xiaoshuai said, holding down Yuan Ye's neck and pressing him back into the water basin, until he cooed and spit bubbles, he let go of his hand, Yuan Ye really drank too much, such an old toss, he hadn't sobered up yet, his steps were staggering, Zhang Xiaoshuai just let go, he sat on the ground with a pop.

"Holy! Not really, right? Does this guy really look like this? How is this possible? It's not at all in line with his obscene temperament! ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai looked at Ye Jinghong with a shocked face, and the latter, like him, also had a terrifying expression of being struck by lightning.

"Or ...... Let's take a closer look? ”

Ye Jinghong hesitated, in the end curiosity overcame conscience, gritted his teeth, stepped forward and pressed Yuan Ye's shoulder, Zhang Xiaoshuai then moved his hands together, pulling and pulling, in order to seek the truth, he even opened Yuan Ye's mouth, and opened his eyelids, picked his ears, and by the way, he also pulled his hair to see if he was wearing a wig, but it turned out that this is the true face of Yuan Ye, such as fake, born and raised.

"How do you really look like this? Isn't that too rebellious? ”

Zhang Xiaoshuai looked at the tender little white face in the field, his expression was dull for a moment, how could it be? What a hell of a life.

"Hehehe! Lao Tzujun, right? How many big girls and little daughters-in-law were obsessed with Lao Tzu in love with each other, hey! Speaking of which, this stinky skin bag is really harmful! ”

Yuan Ye sat on the ground, leaning on the sofa with his back, and he didn't know what he thought, and he smirked vigorously, completely ignoring the strong visual impact that his first appearance brought to the two of them.

"Huh! Strange! ”

Ye Jinghong stared at the little white face of the field, and saw that Zhang Xiaoshuai was about to have a sense of crisis, so he said with a puzzled face:

"Why do I always think this face is familiar? I'd like I'd seen it somewhere. (To be continued.) )