Chapter 87: Siege of Green Tea (9)
"I think it's better to look for her." Jiang Muxue couldn't sleep either, and wanted to go out for a walk.
"Don't go! She is an adult, even if it is a child, we are not her guardians, there is no need to be responsible for her actions! Yao Sanmei lay straight on the bed, and she didn't go to death.
Shen Le sighed again, "Silently, let's go together, seeing that the dormitory is closed, if she doesn't come back before twelve o'clock, she won't be able to enter." ”
Jiang Muxue nodded and went out with Shen Le.
Outside the door, Wang Xia raised her hand and was about to knock on the door, Jiang Muxue and Shen Le were startled.
"Oops, I'm so embarrassed!" Wang Xia was slightly apologetic, "I just want to see if you are sleeping." ”
"It's so late, where are you going?"
Shen Le put Nunu on Tian Mengmeng's bed, "See, that person hasn't come back yet, it's so late, Momo and I are very worried, and we want to go out to find it." ”
Wang Xia waved her hand, "Don't go, you can't lose it!" It's going to be an Internet café, and it's going to be all night. ”
Shen Le and Jiang Muxue looked at each other, "She doesn't have anything special, why do you have to stay up all night, it's really ......"
"Why is it okay?" Wang Xia came in and hurriedly asked Jiang Muxue to turn on the computer, "Go to the campus post bar and take a look, my old lady has blown up the sky." I just knocked on the door to ask you what's going on! ”
As soon as Wang Xia said this, the servants were confused, and when they entered the post bar, Yao Sanmei jumped angrily.
A landlord named "I am from the countryside" posted a post titled "The gap between me and you is a barrier cream".
There are a lot of words, about four or five thousand words, and the content is written exactly like the "Tian Mengmeng Isolation Frost" incident.
But the meaning is crooked to a distance of 108,000 miles.
"Hello everyone, I am a student from the countryside. Since childhood, his family has been poor, and he has many brothers and sisters...... (The next 1,000 words are all describing how poor his family is and how much suffering he has suffered). Because I am poor and have no money, I can only use my sunshine, cheerfulness, and good mood to make the sisters in the dormitory happy...... (Next, more than a thousand words talked about the process of his relationship with his dormitory sisters from good to bad, such a strange way to pick up her own pen and ink Jiang Muxue wanted to ask, did she write blindly?) )。 I know that they look down on me, but I can't help it, although I am poor, I still have to live. This interview was very important to me, I really needed a good base cream to help me complete this interview, and after much hesitation, I asked for the "princess...... (In the text, she refers to the rich girls in the dormitory as princesses.) The next 2,000 words describe the course of events, which basically restores the scene at that time). ”
The most important thing is the summary of more than 1,000 words, which makes people extremely annoyed, "I have no money, I am poor, can I blame myself?" If I don't reincarnate well, what can I do? If I could decide where I came from, I would have to cast myself into the belly of a true queen, so that I would be a princess all my life, and everyone would look up to me. But I don't have that magic! I'm poor, so I want a good life, so I'm taking this interview very seriously, what if you help me? Yes, you agreed, and I'm happy. I ran out of your barrier cream, and I was embarrassed, I said to pay you back, and you said you didn't need to. But since I don't need it, why do I linger and connive at the people around me to scold me? Speaking of which, you still look down on me and my origin...... (Here is a repeated chant of how the princess looked down on her, and her desire to live a good life, and how she was also a dignified and dignified person). In the end, I just want to say that the gap between me and you is just a barrier cream, and it is just a barrier cream. But the indifference between people is bigger than the universe. Thank you for listening to me, and I'm in a much better mood after saying that. ”
"I didn't think much about it when I first read it, and I thought that this woman was neurotic and had a brain problem. But later, Yangyang from our dormitory came in and said that you seemed to be arguing in the afternoon, what kind of isolation cream, what kind of interview, I heard it at the time, and I hurriedly let Yangyang read the post, and she was very surprised...... So I'm going to ask, is this so-called landlord Tian Mengmeng, the princess she said, is it you? Wang Xia pointed at Jiang Muxue very embarrassedly.
Seeing Jiang Muxue nodding, Wang Xia was completely speechless, and held her head for a long time before saying, "My God!" It's the first time I've met someone like this when I'm so old. ”
Yao Sanmei was extremely angry, but she calmed down and told Wang Xia the truth of the matter, Wang Xia hugged her head and laughed speechlessly, "It's enough neurotic as she wrote, it turns out that it's really more neurotic than what she said." ”
"I'm going to go back to the post and post my opinion." Wang Xia finished speaking and went back to the dormitory.
Yao Sanmei hurriedly said: "Silently, let me go back a few too." Let me be angry, I'm so angry! ”
"Don't be like this, third sister, it's really not worth it to be so popular with yourself."
"Haha...... I have been numb from anger, rest assured silently, I am absolutely no longer sad, no longer sad, but should be glad that when I am close to graduation, I completely recognize a person, what a happy thing! ”
Jiang Muxue knew that she was talking back, so she hurriedly gave her the computer, and Yao Sanmei read the comments of various netizens while flipping down, and her stomach twitched with laughter.
Fish swimming around: "Girl, I am poor and have no money, is there an inevitable connection with taking other people's things and spoiling other people's things?" ”
At the bottom was Tian Mengmeng's reply: "I said, it's borrowed, borrowed, do you understand?" Literacy, right? ”
Don't bother with Lao Tzu: "Borrow it and put it in your bag, girl, since you are so good at borrowing, I will lend you to Lao Tzu's envoy, it just happened that Lao Tzu was very lonely recently." ”
Tian Mengmeng: "Stinky and shameless, get out!" It's said that it was accidentally put in the bag, do you know? Don't you have a time of negligence? ”
Tree fork: "Since you are negligent, you will keep it for others, and bring it back when you go back, and those friends who promised to lend you things and did not promise to lend them to you, why did you make the decision to give people all of them?" ”
Tian Mengmeng: "They are all my very good friends, since I opened my mouth, how can I be embarrassed to refuse?" I think everyone feels this way, usually a good friend asks you to help do something, even if you can't do it, you're embarrassed to refuse, right? ”
Tree fork: "It's really grassy, I've never seen such a bullish logic!" If you don't happen to have this barrier cream and your friend asks for it, should you buy one too? Oh yes, forget about the fact that you don't have any money. ”
Fish swimming around: "Don't say she has no money, be careful if she says you discriminate against her!" ”
Tian Mengmeng: "Doesn't I happen to have it in my bag!" It's that I don't have money, I'm a rural person, what's the matter! ”
Fish swimming around: "See, I'm right." ”
We come from two worlds: "What's wrong with the rural people?" I'll ask the landlord, what's wrong with the rural people? Why are I sorry for you to let you do this? Feel ashamed to be a rural person? Are you worthy of your parents who gave birth to you and raised you, and worthy of the water and soil that raised you? ”
Dead ball: "You are such a cheap person, you are not worthy of being a rural person at all!" Scum! Scum! It's a waste of food to live! Dead occupy the land!! Phew, stinky shame!! ”
PS: Thank you again for the reward of the baby in the dust and the sea of songs, Mo Da!