Chapter 125: War at the Table (2nd Update)
()"uh......"
When Tang Long came out with the last plate, the scene in front of him directly stunned him!
These old men, what are you doing here?
Unconsciously, the corners of Tang Long's mouth twitched, and the corners of his eyes twitched.
I saw that at this time, several old men were actually chopsticks and chopsticks, staring at each other with straight faces, and they were actually deadlocked!
That expression, that way, and that atmosphere, aren't these old men going to fight now?
Well, if it weren't for a few pairs of chopsticks with a piece of fish bubble in the middle, Tang Long would really think that a few old men were fighting!
"Hurry up and let go!" Old Man Tan blew his nose and glared, glaring at the other old men viciously.
"You let go first!" The fourth master was unwilling to follow, and his face was flushed, but his wrinkled hands were tightly pinching the chopsticks, and he had no intention of letting go at all.
"I mean, you old guys are still going to be shameless? I found this fish bubble, you actually grabbed it, and you don't have any cheek! "The most angry is Uncle Niu, because the fish bubble in a few pairs of chopsticks was the first thing he discovered, so his face is the most angry now.
"Cut! A few of our old guys are good at this, let it be for you? No way! The other old man shouted with his neck wide open.
"That's right! Who doesn't know that a few of our old guys are good at this? If you want to fish bubbles, you must first pass our level, this thing, the old rules, whoever grabs it is who! ”
Well, Tang Long finally saw that the problem was coming, and he couldn't cry or laugh for a while, and at the same time he was a little speechless.
"There was some negligence, how did I forget this stubble! I should have known that I should have secretly thrown away the fish bubbles......"
Speaking of fish bubbles, Tang Long finally remembered a story that happened a few years ago.
It is said that a few years ago, Tang Long was still at home at that time, and a wedding banquet was held in the village.
That time, it was also because of the fish bubbles, because several old people like to eat fish bubbles, and they all have a soft spot.
And that time, there was only one fish at each table, and naturally there was only one fish bubble, and a few old people sat at the same table, so because of this, several old people almost really fought!
In fact, things would not have turned out like that, the key is that among these old people, there are several stubborn old men!
And these stubborn old men are not only stubborn, but also have a bad temper, which was originally a small matter, but it turned into a farce that makes people laugh and cry......
It is also because of this incident that several old men have been unconvinced for so many years, resulting in the fact that when the village holds a banquet in the future, the owners of the banquet will first take care of the tastes of a few old people......
But this time, Tang Long really forgot about it.
Thinking of this, seeing that his parents were looking at him with resentment, Tang Long smiled bitterly.
How do you solve this matter now?
Tang Long had a big head for a while.
"What, uncles, you ......" There was really no way, Tang Kanghua had to speak hard.
"Huh!?" However, Tang Kanghua had just spoken, and several old people instantly glared at Tang Kanghua, and that expression, which directly made Tang Kanghua dumbfounded!
This momentum ......
Okay, Tang Kanghua resolutely stopped his mouth, and when he looked at Tang Long's gaze, he became even more resentful, why don't you have a long memory?
And when Tang Long saw this scene, his head was even bigger, this is simply a disaster!
"There's a chance!"
However, it was at this moment that a sudden change occurred!
I saw that when several old people were looking at Tang Kanghua, the old man Niu, who had not diverted his attention, suddenly lit up, and it was actually at that moment that the chopsticks were too lazy to use them, and they directly grabbed the fish bubble with their hands!
"How dare you, old fellow!"
"Stop!"
"Old man!"
It's okay, a few old men are in a hurry!
But their reaction was a little slow after all, and when they reacted, Uncle Niu had already grabbed the fish bubble, and then without thinking about it, he stuffed it directly into his mouth!
Dumbfounded and dumbfounded!
It's just stunned that there is wood?
Tang Long had just put down the plate in his hand, his mouth was wide open, but he was completely shocked by this scene!
"Haha, I'm still an old man, I'm a step ahead!" Uncle Niu, who had already eaten the fish bubble in his stomach, laughed and was extremely proud, and he didn't pay attention to the stunned people at all.
"Wow, you second goods, it's like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, do you call it eating? It's a waste of my fish bubbles! "Old Man Tan almost went crazy.
Can you not go crazy?
Uncle Niu wants to eat the fish bubble, it is very obvious, he is simply swallowing dates, and it is estimated that he doesn't even know what the taste of the fish bubble looks like.
This way of eating is simply a waste of things!
You know, fish soaking this thing, chewy and chewing, that is the real enjoyment!
"It's careless, it's really careless! I actually let the old man chew the peony, this, this ......"
Not only Old Man Tan, but also several other old men were extremely remorseful, and at the same time very depressed, this is simply a waste!
However, this kind of thing, the old men did not dwell on it for too long, because when they were entangled, on the other side, the old man Niu, who had already won the victory, had already stretched out his chopsticks to the basin again......
The big war is definitely a shocking battle!
At the moment when Uncle Niu stretched out his chopsticks, several other old men also suddenly moved, so a scene that made Tang Long's family freeze directly appeared.
The mouth fights constantly, chopsticks and chopsticks are simply swords and swords, between you and me, at a speed visible to the naked eye, there is not much fish left in a pot!
"This, is this eating fish?" Tang Long's mouth stammered a little, and his eyes blinked, but he couldn't look away.
You know, the fish meat has fish bones, and he didn't deal with it carefully, but these old men completely ignored these and stuffed them into their mouths one by one!
Well, even if you eat fish very well, and the fish we make can melt in your mouth, you don't have to die like this!
In case I get stuck by the fish bones, or choke, and something bad happens, who do I talk to?
And this battle, is it really something that a few old men can do?
"Crazy......" Tang Kanghua muttered on the side.
That's right, it's crazy!
Tang Long's family can see that these old men are not here to enjoy the food at all, but to be vindictive!
What does the food taste like?
With this way of eating, it's strange to be able to eat it!
"What are you doing in a daze? You want to go hungry! "It's still Tang's mother's nerves, and she can still eat at this time!
But it's no wonder, after all, Tang Mu is the person who likes to help the most in the village, she is present at every banquet, she is obviously used to this situation, although she is still shocked, but it is not as unacceptable as Tang Long.
"Let's eat!"
Hearing his mother's words, Tang Long also reacted, and without saying a word, he started directly!
Just kidding, such a big wild catfish, he has been busy for a long time, but he hasn't tasted a bite, if he can't eat a bite, then he won't be reconciled!
Besides, although this way of eating is a bit shocking, it can be regarded as an alternative atmosphere, which makes him unconsciously give birth to a strong appetite, why not?
On the other side, Tang Kanghua also reacted, he originally wanted to have a few drinks with a few old men, so he simply put down the wine glass, pinched the chopsticks, and joined the big battle on the table!
……
"Hiccup! ~”
I have to say that this meal was the fastest meal Tang Long ate after he came back, and it was also the most enjoyable meal.
Hiccuping, looking at the few old people who were obviously a little fed, as well as his parents, Tang Long smiled bitterly and shook his head, this time, it is estimated that he is busy......
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