Chapter 55: Sister Baojingkeng (2)
If there was a hole at this time, Su Qin would not hesitate to pay and immediately drill into it.
Such a thunderous thing will actually happen to you.
Su Qin said that Sen Sen's feeling scared.
Things have to go back to when Su Qin was in her beloved English class, she was named by the English teacher to answer questions, but she was cleaned by the gas running around in her stomach, and she died and came back to life.
Su Qin wanted to answer the simple grammar questions asked by her English teacher, but she felt that she couldn't speak.
Because as soon as you open your mouth, you will control the sphincter muscles on your body, and it will cause the sphincter of your butt to lose control because of the relaxation of the muscles in your mouth.
The consequences are not something that Su Qin, a standard "lady", can bear, and this fart incident will accompany Su Qin's nightmare throughout her junior high school days, causing this girl who originally wanted to spend the transition period of junior high school in a low-key manner, unable to bear the psychological pressure, which directly affected her studies.
Su Qin even thought that because of her psychological shadow, after she failed the high school entrance examination, she was affected by Su's mother's disgusted eyes, and she no longer had the courage to pursue a new life~ It's strange! I don't feel too much influence because of other people's eyes.
But even if it is such an oolong incident, as a low-key girl paper, it still has a small impact on herself! How will I face my parents and fellow villagers in the future? Su Qin wanted to cry, really.
This young trainee teacher has a good understanding of herself, and she likes her every time she has English class.
Because this is a poor mountainous area, the quality of English teaching is still not up to the standard of the town, and the English teacher is a college student who has just graduated from college, and in the face of a group of hairy children in the mountains, there is no teaching experience at all, so it is not a big deal for Su Qin to stand out in this group of hairy children.
Su Qin's pretty face turned red because she was holding her breath, and Bai Lulin, who was at the same table, saw Su Qin's discomfort, pulled her sleeves, and showed her if she was uncomfortable.
The English teacher saw Su Qin's embarrassment and asked Su Qin to sit down in time.
Su Qin exhaled softly, feeling that the nightmare was finally over.
Who knew that at this time, the cups returned home: the cups arrived.
"Poof"
A long "poof", after Su Qin sat down, resounded in the English classroom.
Coax, Su Qin's brain was hot, and her face suddenly turned red more gorgeous than the sunset.
"Hahaha" I don't know who started it, the whole class actually laughed at the same time, and in the originally quiet class, even some people who were dozing off were woken up by laughter.
"Puff" was the sound of two consecutive farts, and the dead and alive classmates who were already laughing pointed at Su Qin even more, indicating that they couldn't laugh anymore.
"Everyone, be quiet, listen to me." The English teacher rushed to the rescue.
But the students didn't buy it.
"The so-called fart is the anger of life, how can it not be justified, Su Qin didn't mean it, don't laugh at her anymore." The English teacher deliberately said such a sentence to express his maintenance of Su Qin.
But I didn't know that this thing was originally a joke, after listening to it, it passed as if it was nothing, who knew that the English teacher was a god assist, and he actually gave full play to the function of "the more and more black", Su Qin lowered her head, she really didn't have the strength to complain about her, and continued to pretend to be dead.
Dong Chunli was also down the well at this time and said, "Report to the teacher." ”
After getting the consent of the English teacher, he pretended to be very innocent and said: "English teacher, you don't know, Su Qin just let out a fart, who knew that she would have such a stinky fart!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Su Qin, who was originally pretending to be dead, couldn't help but want to refute anymore, but Dong Chunli said again: "It's just stinky, she even put a few stinky farts in a row, which almost made me, the person sitting in the back row of her, faint." ”
The English teacher couldn't help but laugh when she heard Dong Chunli's words.
At this moment, everyone couldn't hold back, and laughed even more unscrupulously, even when the teaching director was inspecting the situation between classes, he was alarmed.
"What's going on! What a system it is to be noisy in class! The dean of teaching, combing his hair in the middle, wearing a tunic suit, with a pair of wine bottle cap eyes, and a whip in his hand, asked with a full of energy.
The English teacher's pretty face suddenly turned red, and the leaders of the school really didn't give themselves face as a trainee teacher, so they couldn't get off the stage in front of the students in public.
When he was racking his brains to get this matter over, he heard Dong Chunli, a member of the study committee in the class, lead the topic to Su Qin's topic again.
"Report to the director of teaching, just now because a girl in our class let out a few stinky farts one after another, and everyone was smoked, everyone couldn't help laughing, if the director of education has to be held responsible, let's hold her responsible."
Only then did the dean notice that this was the case, and he looked at the girls in the first row of the class with mocking eyes.
Su Qin is pretending to be dead, anyway, the matter is over, and there will be no shortage of meat if he is laughed at.
"Report to the teacher, those farts just now were not put by Su Qin."
Qin Haoyang stood up spontaneously without the consent of the English teacher at this time, and his down-to-earth and generous appearance made the teaching director look sideways, is this the top science student who transferred halfway?
When the teaching director was about to say something, he heard the honor student continue: "I put those serial farts just now, don't misunderstand Su Qin." ”
Saying that, he didn't care whether people believed it or not, and sat down by himself.
In this way, it can be regarded as repaying her kindness, even if there will be no more connections in the future, it is necessary to repay her kindness, which is Qin Haoyang's principle of life.
Seeing that the students had quieted down, the dean had nothing to admonish, cleared his throat and said, "Don't make such mistakes again." ”
But he didn't ask whether the students or the teachers should not make any kind of mistakes, so they left such a sentence and swaggered away.
Su Qin didn't expect that it was Qin Haoyang who helped him cover up the fact that he was farting.
If it weren't for him, his nickname would probably be changed tomorrow, and it would not be Sancai but a fart worm!
In order to highlight her characteristics, maybe people will give her a title: Invincible Serial Fart Bug or something!
Su Qin wanted to give Qin Haoyang a grateful look, but Qin Haoyang didn't mean to look at her at all, hehe, it's okay, so be it, don't have anything to do with it in the future.
bite
Su Qin had already made up her mind, even if she didn't open the space, she didn't want to attack Qin Haoyang, but the system sounded at this time: "Congratulations to the heroine, the male protagonist feels 5 points jealous of you, continue to work hard and strive to open the space as soon as possible." ”
Hey, I'll go, in addition to the favorability of Shenma, there is also a degree of jealousy? Is this really scientific? System: Are you the one who came out to play soy sauce?