Chapter 679: Under the Dragon's Claws, the Dragon is Angry!
"Xiaobao, what are you talking about?" Emperor Kangxi arrived and shouted at his henchman Yang Xiaobao. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"Ah, Your Majesty, we are discussing whether Wu Yingxiong's retainers are strong in martial arts, or whether the emperor's inner guards are slightly superior in martial arts!" Yang Xie stepped forward and said.
"Oh, Wu Shizi, then let your retainers' royal Ouchi masters compete." Kangxi Emperor said.
"Obey the order!" After Wu Yingxiong responded, he said to the Divine Dragon Sect Long'er: "Young Master Long, you can have a discussion with the royal master of the Great Interior." ā
Yang Xie clapped his hands, and Duolong's fart led up five Ouchi masters. This nameless Ouchi master, with well-developed chest muscles and bulging temples, is a master among the masters at first glance.
However, in the next competition, the martial arts of the five Ouchi masters were simply dead, and they were all beaten to the ground within two moves, and they didn't even have the ability to get up.
Hold the grass! The martial arts of the dragon taught by the dragon have reached the realm of first-class masters.
Bang Bang!!
"Awesome, awesome! The martial arts of Wu Shizi's retainers are really strong! But I don't know how many such masters have been raised under the King of Pingxi? After Yang Xie applauded, he asked sharply.
"Not much, not much, how can our masters of the Pingxi Royal Mansion be compared to the royal masters?" Wu Yingxiong pretended to be very forced.
Emperor Kangxi's face was gloomy, and he said, "Everyone, please sit down." ā
"Emperor Xie!" Yang Xie, Duolong, Wu Yingxiong and Long Er sat down one after another.
Wu Yingxiong got straight to the point and said: "Your Majesty, the ministers came to propose to the royal family!" ā
"Oh, which princess of our royal family has Wu Shizi taken a fancy to?" Emperor Kangxi asked.
"I heard that Princess Jianning, who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, is a model among the royal princesses, and the minister prays to the emperor to marry Princess Jianning!" Wu Yingxiong said.
"Princess Jianning!" Emperor Kangxi frowned.
Hold the grass! Yang Xie looked at Wu Yingxiong's eyes, he was already looking at a dead man.
Nima, a woman who dares to rob the deity, is simply looking for.
"Wu Shizi ......" Emperor Kangxi was very embarrassed, because he had already promised to marry Princess Jianning to his confidant Yang Xiaobao.
"Your Majesty, the minister thinks that Wu should respond to Xiong Shizi's request, which is not too much at all! With the ability of King Pingxi to shock the lord, the emperor still agreed to Wu Shizi's request! Yang Xie said.
Emperor Kangxi frowned and frowned when he heard this, and Wu Yingxiong frowned when he heard it, but he suddenly reacted, and hurriedly pointed at Lu Ding and said, "Yang Xiaobao, what do you mean by this?" Our Pingxi Royal Mansion is loyal to the imperial court, how can it be that you are talking about high merit! ā
"Aha, Wu Shizi don't be excited! Please forgive Xiaobao for reading less, and the idioms are not used well! King Pingxi's loyalty to the royal family, what is that called? Yang Xie glanced around, and his gaze fell on Duolong.
Duolong said in a loud voice: "Bow down and die!" It's better to die now...... Belch...... Drink high, drink high! ā
Nima, it's really nonsensical!
Emperor Kangxi paid attention to Wu Yingxiong's reaction, and said with threat: "Okay! That's it! Yang Xiaobao obeyed the order, and I ordered you, as the minister of the Qin Mission, to personally escort Princess Jianning to the Pingxi Palace, and marry Wu Yingxiong, the prince of Pingxi! ā
"Command!" Yang Xie promised to be double-fast.
Wu Yingxiong frowned completely, completely puzzled what kind of medicine was sold in Kangxi and Yang Xiaobao's gourd?
However, Wu Yingxiong doesn't care! Stabilize the court first, and then raise troops to attack the Qing Dynasty and overthrow the Qing court, which is the right thing!
When Princess Jianning heard that she was going to marry Wu Yingxiong, Wu Sangui's son, she was completely furious! The first person to be poisoned was Yang Xie! However, after Princess Jianning chased Yang Xie around the table with a feather duster, she was persuaded to be obedient by Yang Xie's words.
"Dear, dear Xiaobao, what you said is true?" Princess Jianning was a little skeptical, and said in her heart: "That's the Pingxi Palace, the imperial brother will choose to do something to the King of Pingxi at this time?" ā
Seeing Princess Jianning frowning, Yang Xie knew that she didn't believe it, so he immediately flickered: "Don't worry!" Don't you believe me? We all have that kind of relationship between us, if you report me to the emperor, I can still run away! So, I don't dare not want you, princess! ā
"You have a conscience! Dear, dear Xiaobao, people haven't been with you for a while. Otherwise, let's fight eighteen rounds tonight. Princess Jianning's body weakened and fell into Yang Xie's arms.
"In the daytime, sing a song of happiness...... Well, I meet your requirements! Yang Xie picked up Princess Jianning by the waist, and began to shake the mountain, and the bed swayed from side to side.
Half a moon later, the wind and the sun are beautiful, and the sky is clear!
Qing Dynasty soldiers and horses, escort Princess Jianning to set off!
Emperor Kangxi, who is the royal brother of Princess Jianning, also wants to send the imperial sister to the Shili Pavilion ten miles away from the imperial city.
Under the ten-mile pavilion, a pot of sake, two wine glasses!
Emperor Kangxi and Wu Yingxiong sat under the pavilion and drank a cup of wine, and Emperor Kangxi said: "I wish you a smooth journey!" ā
"Emperor Xie!" Wu Yingxiong responded.
Yang Xie got off the horse, wearing a bright armor, looking majestic, but in fact, the armor was too heavy, and he was going to be tired to death.
"Lord Yang, this armor is worn on you, and it is really majestic, which makes people admire. Xiaguan's admiration for Lord Yang is like a surging river...... "Duolong dismounted, and the sycophants were clapped."
"Endlessly, your mother. Roll the calves and go! Yang Xie scolded Duolong angrily, and Duolong laughed and said, "Roll the calf and play!" ā
"Damn! It's really a calf. Yang Xie looked at Duolong who was rolling on the ground, and shook his head speechlessly, this thing's sycophant kung fu is really first-class.
In the chariot, Princess Jianning was wearing a phoenix crown on her head and a red robe, and climbed out of the chariot barrier to look at him, "Xiaobao, it's so boring." Come on, let's play horseback riding together. ā
"Riding a horse ......" Yang Xie frowned when he heard this, and directly threw Princess Jianning a radish and said, "Use this to quench your thirst." I'm really. ā
Hold the grass! The next moment, Yang Xie didn't know where he found a radish from?
Nima, the plot of Stephen Chow's version of "The Legend of Deer and Ding" is too nonsensical and incomprehensible!
Yang Xie really suspects that almost all the characters in this world are insane.
"Humph! Dead Xiaobao ......" Princess Jianning angrily threw the radish in her hand towards Yang Xie.
Yang Xie Cai ignored Princess Jianning, but walked towards the inside of the pavilion, and then glanced at the Shenlong Sect Long'er who was standing outside the pavilion dressed as a man, stepped forward and said with a smile: "Young Master Long, you must have a standing posture when you stand, what kind of standing posture are you?" Well, come, come, come, I will teach you how to stand elegantly, stand high! ā
"If you don't want to die, stay away from me!" The Divine Dragon Sect Dragon's eyes widened, as if with a cold glow.
"Oops, do you want to fight? Well, you're amazing, I'm not going to tease you! Yang Xie took a step back, followed by a small step forward, and said closely: "Young Master Long, the fragrance on your body is stronger than that of ordinary women, it is really pleasant." Hey, I don't have a dragon yang fetish! Don't get me wrong. But Long Gongzi, let me ask one more question, how did your pectoral muscles become so big? ā
"Shameless!" Long Er almost went crazy, if it weren't for Emperor Kangxi here, he would have divided the other party's five horses into corpses and dismantled them a long time ago.
"Xiaobao, don't be rude to Long Gongzi!" Emperor Kangxi suddenly opened his mouth to stop his henchman Yang Xiaobao and tease Wu Yingxiong's entourage.
"Your Majesty, it seems that the wind and the sun are shining here, but in fact, there is a hidden murderous intention! Your Majesty, you see, Wu Yingxiong's son's Yintang is black, and it is estimated that there will be a catastrophe today! Hey, don't be excited, Wu Yingxiong Shizi has thousands of troops here, you still don't have to be a frightened bird! "Yang Xie Dao.
"Xiaobao, don't talk nonsense!" Emperor Kangxi frowned slightly and reprimanded.
But at this time, a sudden change occurred!
"Dog Emperor......" The voice of an old woman came from far and near.
"Escort! Hurry up and escort! Yang Xie shouted and scolded at Wu Yingxiong: "Wu Yingxiong, you dog slave is unlucky, and you have to implicate the emperor, you really deserve death!" Hold the grass ...... Continue to escort ......"
"Xiaobao, escort...... Escort ......" Emperor Kangxi was so frightened that he fled in all directions.
Shenlong taught Long'er, so frightened that he flew up and saved Emperor Kangxi's life. Because at this time, Emperor Kangxi must not die on the halfway road to send Wu Yingxiong Shizi.
"Xiaobao, who is this person? Why do you want to kill me? "Emperor Kangxi was so shocked that his soul was scattered, and the high martial arts of the people who came were rare in the world.
Hold the grass! Of course, this person is an anti-thief who opposes the Qing Dynasty and restores the Ming Dynasty, you still have to ask!
"Your Majesty, this terrifying old nun with high martial arts and high martial arts should be the rumored one-armed god nun! Nima, martial arts are really high, really high. Yang Xie explained while stretching out his arms to cover Emperor Kangxi.
"One-armed Shenni, what a majestic name! Xiaobao, you must resist ...... Escort, escort......" Emperor Kangxi said as he saw the one-armed god and nun killed.
Boy! What a sharp and bright sword.
"Cold Ice Palm......" Shenlong taught Long'er, and with a palm in the air, it exploded and blew up the sand and rocks around.
The one-armed god and nun have high martial arts, and if they are in the world of "Dragon Babu", they can also be regarded as second-rate top masters. And in the world of Lu Ding Ji, he is a first-class master!
"Escort ......" Yang Xie shouted, and suddenly found that the sword stabbed by the one-armed Shenni was kicked to his chest by the Divine Dragon Sect impartially: "Hold the grass...... You're pit me! ā
"Xiaobao...... Are you okay? Emperor Kangxi was taken aback.
Yang Xie patted his chest and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen is fine!" The emperor is careful...... I'm blocking ...... I'm blocking ......"
Hold the grass! The silkworm armor really defended against the bull.
"Xiaobao, I remember your escort! I'll give you a gold medal to avoid death when you go back! "Emperor Kangxi was moved, this henchman is really not afraid of death to block the sword for him.
"Dog Emperor, don't die yet!" The one-armed god and nun stabbed with another sword.
"Hmph, look for death!" Shenlong taught Long'er, volleyed a kick, and directly hit the chest of the one-armed Shenni with a poisonous dragon drill foot.
"Death to the poor!" Seeing that the opponent's footwork was sharp, there was no way to hide, and he directly released all the true qi in his body, bringing everyone together.
Nima, this plot is really timely.
Yang Xie complained, and then found that he was holding two steamed buns in his hands: "Whose big steamed bun is this?" It's hot, and the insulation technique is first-class. ā
(To be continued.) )