"Alas, it's not terrible to have no culture, but it's terrible to have no culture and still have culture."

"Uh...... So you say, where does this statement come from? ”

"It's clear in "Fox Dreams"."

"Fox dreams? What is it? ”

"It's a book."

"Books? Who wrote it? ”

"Me."

"You wrote that? Where is it? Show me. ”

"Here." She pointed to her head and smiled slyly, and I realized that she had fooled me. Alas, this vixen is really good at deceiving people, and what he didn't say was the same as the truth, and it made me go around for a long time.

Fortunately, I have strong willpower, or I really fooled her so much that I couldn't find the southeast and northwest, to borrow a popular saying: I almost fooled him and was lame.

"I almost forgot about it because of your interruption, take it, you have to take a good look, this is the military regulations that I spent all day preparing for you for the two of us to live together."

"Mil-spec?" Oh my mother, why did you bring the army in? I remember when I used to study, I was most afraid of military training in high school and college.

That guy was exposed to the sun for several hours, and he had to set his military posture, let the sweat run down his face and body, and he couldn't move even if his clothes were all wet.

At that time, I wondered all day whether this soldier was made of iron or steel, and that nothing could defeat or destroy him. But after experiencing a lot of things in society, I realized that soldiers are powerful, but no matter how powerful they are, they can't be more powerful than RMB.

Otherwise, why does the PLA still engage in enterprises? It's not good, I almost forgot that this is a harmonious society, we are harmonious citizens, we can't talk away, hurry up, come back.

"What's the matter? Scared? Her tone was full of disdain.

"Afraid? This word does not appear in my Wang Cheng's dictionary. ”

As soon as the words came out, I knew it was broken. It's not good, I was careless at this time, I thought a little bit of a little errant, but I didn't expect to fall into her radical method. But when the words were spoken, I couldn't admit it, though I was still a little uneasy, because I knew that the general rules and discipline were very strict/The military rules, needless to say, must be more severe than ever.

But who's afraid of whom? Aren't they just a few rules? Alive, I've come over to such a difficult thing. I don't believe it, just a few rules that she Qian Annie came up with, can still stump me? Joke, who am I? The Wang Chengdu with the same name as me is famous all over the world, no matter how much I can't insult this name? Isn't it? Come, the soldiers will block, and the water will flood.

There's no way, I'm like this, sometimes I can't be excited, and when I get excited, the bull energy comes up. So, I can only start to look at Qian Annie's so-called cohabitation military rules with a fearless spirit.

Cohabitation Rules: This Catch-Laws are established to ensure harmony among the entire family in which they live.

1. Men are the pillars of the future family, and they must be cautious in their words and deeds, so as to be role models, and at the same time, they must not become negative teaching materials, and moderation is not advisable.

2. Ladies are half the sky, and they have absolute freedom at home and can dispose of all the resources available at will. Men must cooperate unconditionally in everything that is conducive to the development of the family and ensures a healthy cohabitation.

3. Men are powerful, and they should regard themselves as those who carry heavy responsibilities; Ladies are careful, and they should be considerate of themselves. There is a division of labor between each other, and the man is obliged to share the burden for the woman, and the woman can decide whether to help the man or not.

4. A man must get up at six o'clock in the morning, and if he does not get up, he must get up when the lady has finished washing and asked him to get up, and he must not shirk for various reasons.

5. Men must go and buy breakfast every morning, and the richness of the breakfast is determined by the women, and men are not allowed to be exempt from military orders abroad.

6. Men are not allowed to enter women's rooms, and if they need to enter, they must only enter with the consent of the women.

7. In the lady's room, the man must not make loud noises, and must take care of the items in the lady's room.

8. The lady's room is an absolute forbidden area, during the lady's absence, the man is not allowed to enter in any way, under any pretext, and is not allowed to bring outsiders to visit, the key is only kept by the lady herself, if there is an accident, the man should be fully responsible.

9. Men must keep their places clean and tidy, and they must clean up their own hygiene every day, and they must not borrow the hands of women.

10. Men must keep their grooming neat and tidy, and must shave and bathe every day.

11. Men's clothing must be changed frequently, coats can be delayed until a maximum of two days, underwear must be changed once a day, in view of the special situation of this article, men must be conscious, if there is a violation, will be heavily fined.

12. Men's stinky socks can not be stuffed in the chuang bottom, not to buy seven pairs of socks, one pair a day, do not wash after wearing, put it, and wait until the second week to find the last Monday's socks and continue to wear the situation, violators, severe punishment.

13. A man's application must be placed neatly, and there shall be no chaos and demons dancing, if found, the woman has the right to dispose of all in the trash can to help the man get rid of this bad habit.

14. Every month, men must take a certain amount of time to clean the room with women, so that they have a strong sense of responsibility for their living environment, and cannot not excuse themselves from participating.

15. Men must have the experience of cooking in the kitchen with the lady at home once a week, not by themselves, but they have to participate in helping together, and they must share the two of them together when eating, so that they can have the warmth of living together and promote the relationship between each other.

16. After the completion of each day's work, the man must go home as soon as possible to rest, no later than one o'clock in the morning of the next day, and it is absolutely not allowed to fool around outside, otherwise it will be left to the woman's disposal.

17. Men must spare a certain amount of time to accompany the lady to go shopping once a month, and staying at home for a long time will make a person's mood very bad, and the man has the responsibility to accompany the lady who lives under a roof to relax, so that the lady's mood is better, so that it is conducive to the stability of the cohabitation environment.

18. When a man accompanies a woman to go shopping, a man must take on the responsibility of protecting the lady, and should also give full play to the spirit of a porter to share the worries and problems of the lady.