Mr. Wang Cheng:

Hello!

I think in the vast sea of people, there is destined to be a fate that is prepared for you and me, and today I write these words in this book to prove it.

Although my handwriting is very unpretty, you have to understand me, I am now writing here with my left hand. From birth to now, this is the second time I have written with my left hand, the first time was when I was a child when I took five yuan from others, the family was so arrogant, I threw their things everywhere, and then left a note to anger them.

But because it's a neighbor, I can't let them recognize my identity, and I won't explain the reason why I wrote it with your left hand here this time. But one of the most important factors, I think, is that the handwriting on my right hand is so beautiful, much better than yours, and it will be easy to write here. I'm a thief, I only steal, I don't take people's love.

Being able to know your name is the credit of your crooked poem, to be honest, my cultural level is not high, and I really pondered your poem for more than half an hour. My luck was that I was able to borrow the laptop of the girl next door to you when I couldn't think of it. (Your desktop computer is too heavy, I tried to put it down, it was very tiring and inconvenient, for the sake of this rare fate, I will let it go.) ）

However, Baidu, which claims to be able to solve all evils that can be solved in foreign affairs, can't even find it, which makes my heart hurt too much, so I decided to try to use Sogou in the future, maybe it can bring me a different search experience.

Here I want to solemnly declare: I am just a thief, I also fancy some of your things outside the body, I don't steal = love, don't steal heart, and don't steal = people, I have my own bottom, and people without bottoms are the most terrible.

I have seen one of these people, who looks dignified and sanctimonious, but in the end he does things by unscrupulous means, and even forces his relatives to the end of the road, and does all the bad things for money. Of course, when I visited his house, I also took some of his belongings with me, and by the way, I also threw some things that he didn't want others to see in the post office and sent them to the inspection office, not because I was noble.

Don't get me wrong, my ideological realm is not so high, otherwise I wouldn't have become a thief, I just can't get used to his approach, teach him not to forget Ben, not to remember who his ancestors were.

But some time later, when I visited his house again, I saw that the things I had mailed to the procuratorate were in his drawer, and he himself certainly had nothing to do. So I understood that this society is made up of nets, and the web he is in is already too densely woven, even if a small hole is accidentally torn up, it will be filled by others, because they are a community of interests, and they will lose both.

I don't think I have the ability to lift this net, I can only choose to remain silent and stay away. Alas, I'm sorry, when it comes to the past, I can't put away the pen, I'm sorry, so how did I find your name later?

I'm ashamed to say that I used the stupidest method, I found all the more famous martyrs who died in the Korean battlefield, and I found you one by one. Qiu Shaoyun, no, he was burned to death, and he kept lying there without moving, there was no cannon sound at all.

Huang Jiguang, no, he blocked the gun's hole, if there is a cannon sound, the gun will definitely be blown up, and he will not sacrifice ...... "Shoot at me." "That's right, that's it, this is shouted out for Wang Cheng who defended the position, it must be ironclad, the next two lines of the poem are about him, and the tiger has the word king on his head.

You say you are cultural people, why are you so troublesome? I was a sensual person, and every time I received such an education, I would shed tears once, and I shed tears for my failure to grasp the good life created by these martyrs.

You're so sinful, and to punish you, I've decided to take your neighbor's girl's laptop. I can't help it, I searched your house, but I didn't find anything valuable, I don't know what to say about you. You're so stingy, how can you not put money at home? The food was only half a bag of melon seeds, and I only ate it for about ten minutes, and it was gone, which tortured my taste too much.

We are thieves, we can't go back empty-handed when we enter Baoshan, that's an iron rule, I can't help it, I have to take the five cents in the corner of your drawer. I reckon it's a fish caught in your pocket, or you might not bear to let it lie alone in that dimly lit corner.

If I hadn't pulled all the drawers out, I wouldn't have been able to see it. I'm also doing a good deed, doing it for you, don't thank you, I said, we are also very fateful. So let's talk about our fate.

It's really an accident to come to your house, as for whether it's inevitable in chance, then I really don't know, this kind of causal cycle is too mysterious, and I have a low level of education and can't understand it. I'm ashamed.

By the way, I may have said the wrong thing just now, this room should not be your home, it can only be regarded as your temporary station, and you will eventually leave. But I don't care when you're leaving, so I'll treat it as your home now.

I wanted to pass by your house and go to another village to practice my craft, because I have already spent two days stepping on the spot there, and I have already designed the route in and out, which is very safe. But when I walked to the street restaurant below your house, the food inside was so fragrant that I couldn't help it, and I happened to be hungry, so I went in and ordered a few dishes to eat.

It's all to blame on the proprietress, not only is she talented, but she also cooks such a good dish, which caused me to eat an extra bowl of rice. I have a bad habit of wanting to sleep when I eat too much.

I seem to have heard someone say: full of food and thoughts**. I'm just a thief, I only steal, I don't want to steal people, I just want to sleep when I'm too full, and I sleep alone, I don't want to have one more person next to me, that will make me insecure. Although my idea is that in a few years, when I have earned enough money, I will find a beautiful and skilled daughter-in-law like this proprietress and live a good life.

But now that I'm still struggling with food and clothing, thinking that these things are tantamount to daydreaming, it's too extravagant. In fact, to be honest, I don't have any big ideals, my ideal is to have a wife and children. Alas, I'm sorry to make you laugh, but this is really my ideal, who said that a thief can't have an ideal?

I really ate too much, and I'm a rectum, so I want to find a place to rest, and I just happened to see the door downstairs of your house empty. This is only seen by professionals like me, and most people probably think that it is locked to death. It's a little cold outside, and it's definitely warm to hide in the house, so my intention was to hide on the top floor of this house and take a nap and leave.

I have my own work plan, it's not my plan that I won't steal, no way, I'm like that, I have my own principles.

When I woke up, I didn't think about it, I had an urge in my stomach, bad, maybe I caught a cold when I took a nap just now, I don't usually have this situation, today is an abnormality, maybe this is also the fate that is destined in the dark.

My stomach has begun to turn over the river, and when I walked to the door of your room, I really couldn't hold it back, so I could only go to the toilet first in the nearest house. It reminds me of the fact that I used my expertise to enter your room, and of course, it was unaware of it.

After ten minutes, my stomach was no longer stirring, and your room was really a little stuffy, so I opened your balcony door to breathe. I naturally found the stone in the middle of the railing of your balcony, and I pondered it for a long time, but I didn't dare to take it, because I was afraid that there would be something in this book to ward off evil spirits, otherwise I wouldn't have pressed it so well with stones.

After thinking about it for a while, I finally overcame the inexplicability in my heart, and I was startled when I picked up the notebook and looked at it. Really, I didn't lie to you, I was really shocked, my intuition was that it was over, it was over, and I guessed that this was indeed a charm, and there were pictures and words in it.

But when I read the words carefully, one of my hearts was put into my stomach, Mom, I was scared to death, can't you speak well? The whole picture still has words, which scared my little heart to beat so much, that if you do something wrong, you will have to pay the price.

Now that I can take your things with ease, I feel guilty, after all, I was uninvited, and your room helped me in my most critical moments.

To be a man, you must have a conscience, I am a thief, I only steal things outside my body, I still carry my conscience with me at all times, who said that a thief cannot have a conscience? It's all forced by this real society, or I'm a promising cultural youth now.

After reading your communication process, I have a few words in my heart that I can't swallow and unhappy, although I don't understand what the real meaning of your pictures is, but there are a few words I really want to say to you.

We must be bold as men, not as shy as women, we must have our own ideas and principles, and we must position ourselves well. You are a cultural person, and I believe you have also read the famous "Positioning". If you see something right, you have to do it well, and don't do anything useless.

You say you ask for a phone number, why is it so difficult? Knock on her door and think of a reason and she'll tell you? Don't think that women are so noble and unapproachable, women are not to be revered, women are to be liked, to say something that people in my industry often say: women are used to tease.

If you don't have such ability, then roll the calf as soon as possible, don't waste my tongue, I have also thought of a few reasons for you here, if you think it is easy to use, take it, do not charge your copyright fee, and allow you to spread it. I still have a good conscience, and this can be regarded as a little compensation for you, who let us have this fate?

You knock on her door and tell her directly that I can't find my phone, and ask her to make a call for you and look for it. Of course, you have to hide your phone in a drawer beforehand, and when you say it, you have to pretend to be eager and tough, don't use a negotiable tone, women like strong men, such men can give them a sense of security.

Of course, this is the after-effect of thousands of years of patriarchal inferiority; Or you just tell her directly, we are neighbors, get to know each other and leave a phone number for easy contact. When using this trick, you have to be very sincere, so that she doesn't think about anything else, and will feel that you are a very real person, so she will be happy to give you the phone number.

Taking a step back, even if she knew about your intentions, she would give you the number, because women appreciate men who are not pretentious and dare to act, and such men have the responsibility to carry their half of the sky. Women hate the kind of man who cringes and doesn't dare to do it.

Or maybe you just borrow a mobile phone from her, stand in front of her and make a call, but accidentally call your own phone, can't you also ask for a phone number? Well, having said all that, I'm leaving, I'm going to finish my job, and now I seem to hear something outside of someone beckoning to me. I'm sorry, I'm a man with a sense of mission, and I can't afford to waste any more time with you.

For the sake of this fate, one last nagging sentence can be regarded as a round round of my dream of being a cultural youth: there are girls who can soak straight and mustered, don't wait for no girls to cry. I remember that the ancients seemed to mean this, no matter what, I will send you another sentence of my supplement: Don't pick up girls when you're young, and cry when you're old.

Farewell, thank her computer for me, I will use it to arm myself and improve my professional level in the future. You may guess my name, but no matter how sour I am here, I can be regarded as on par with you: the people in the officialdom rarely open their mouths, the husbands who are pressed do not come out, the birds open their mouths freely, and I lean on the temple to speak. It's not as neat as you guys, and I'm smiling. My hands are so sour, so I'll write it here.

Well, goodbye.

Let's not pay tribute, we are not ordinary people, everything is for this rare fate.

A person who accidentally stumbled into the room because of fate, said too much, talked a little, and felt guilty about his conscience, knowing that Entu Bao is principled, has a bottom limit and a little ideal, and has not become an aspiring thief who only steals things outside his body as a young man

October 2 (Note: Lunar calendar. I am a farmer's child, and I have to remember the time of the Chinese New Year, even if it is stolen thousands of miles away, thousands of miles away, I have to rush back to my hometown to accompany my family for the New Year. I think that if I want to be a man, the most basic thing is to be a filial son first, I have been not at home all year, and I am no longer filial, and I also borrow this letter to my parents. And your parents, the parents of the girl next door, and the parents of the beautiful and well-fried proprietress salute and say hello. It's true, not coquettish, it's all just for fate. ）