Lu Xiaobu is afraid of hanging!

He hadn't forgotten that the old headmaster and Ray were still pointing at him.

This is what he calls exploitation and anti-exploitation!

If you want me to help, then at least you have to let me live safely until that time, otherwise, I'll help you with a fart.

Of course, this kind of gang must be limited to Nanshan City, and a little more refined is Nanshan Academy.

Out of the academy, they don't need to exert so much effort.

However, in the school, they will never let Lu Xiaobu die, of course, if they are beaten, they will definitely like to hear it.

The premise is that someone can beat it!

"Stop! Didn't I let you come?!"

The old man was a little angry.

He doesn't like it when people look for him at this time!

"I'll listen to what you say?" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.

"Don't you know who I am?!" the old man was furious.

"Do you know who I am?!" Lu Xiaobu competed!

"I'm the only alchemist in the school, you dare to disobey me?!" the old man was furious.

Even the principal respects him three points, this guy who looks like a student at first glance, actually dares to disobey him?!

"I'm the slap madman Lu Xiaobu, you want to be beaten?!" Lu Xiaobu did not show weakness.

Well, he's accepted the title of Slap Maniac.

Anyway, there are a lot of weird nicknames, and it's not bad for this one!

"Slap Maniac!? Even if it's you, you can't disobey me! I'm in the foundation building period!" the old man had obviously heard of Lu Xiaobu.

"It's not like I haven't fought during the foundation building period!" Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes.

He couldn't beat 100% of the Jindan period, but he really didn't pay much attention to the foundation building period!

"Damn!" the old man's angry three corpse gods burst out: "I'm older than you!

Now it's not a question of standing or not, he wants to fight for face!

Lu Xiaobu: "I'm younger than you, you have to love the young!"

Old man: "I'm working, don't disturb!"

Lu Xiaobu: "I'm hanging out, it's your business!"

Old man: "If you dare to provoke me, I won't give you alchemy in the future!"

Lu Xiaobu: "You dare to provoke me! I will let the violent martial arts class rob the people who are looking for your alchemy!"

Old man: "They're robbed, it's my business! I won't give you alchemy anyway!"

Lu Xiaobu: "No one is looking for you to make alchemy, you are still a fart alchemist!"

Old man: "I'll go to your uncle!"

Lu Xiaobu: "I'm your uncle!"

“......”

10,000 words omitted here!

Well, it was a very friendly and harmonious discussion!

Except that it's easy to be harmonized when you say it, everything else is good!

Old man: "I... I... I..."

He was about to vomit blood!

Where the hell did this hob meat come from?!

Mom sells batches, it's too difficult to do!

There are too many scolding words, and I can't scold at all!

Lu Xiaobu smiled faintly, proud of the crowd!

On swearing?!

It's not like you haven't seen him when he fights trolls!

Now it's just an old man, sprinkle water!

Of course, if you hit a stick, you have to give a sweet date to eat!

"Food is meant to be shared, so why bother with it so much?" Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.

The old man didn't want to speak, but after looking at Lu Xiaobu, who had already walked to his side, he also knew that it was a hanger whether he said it or not.

It's better to say a few words.

"Food, you're good too?"

The old man said stiffly.

"Of course, as a representative of the foodie nation, how can it be that it is not delicious?" Lu Xiaobu said with a smile.

"Foodie?" is an interesting word. The old man nodded, and his attitude inexplicably decreased a lot.

What is the saying?

Since you can't resist, it's better to enjoy!

That's what he thinks now!

If you can't scold, let's study it together.

What? You say fight?!

Neurotic!

He is an alchemist, how much combat power can he have?

And this Lu Xiaobu is a slap in the face of the fan's foundation building period, and he has no power to resist!

Thinking of this, he sighed: "Come on, let's see." ”

Lu Xiaobu gladly accepted, took two steps forward, looked at the humble kitchen, and frowned: "Huh, where is the food?"

"Isn't it!"

The old man pointed to the pot and said.

"You call this thing food?!" Lu Xiaobu suddenly became angry!

A pot of black, bubbling stuff can be called edible?!

I don't know which wizard I thought prepared the poison!

"If you don't like it, don't eat it!" the old man blushed, which was why he didn't like to be disturbed.

The appearance is too bad!

Then, he muttered: "I really think that this Qingyun Crane from a small world can be eaten by ordinary people? No one else can make it, but I can make it look like I can eat it, which is already amazing!"

Well, the old man is trying to save face!

"Bad is bad, and you still don't admit it, you have to die to save face and suffer the crime!"

Lu Xiaobu rolled his eyes and said.

Suddenly, the old man was stimulated.

The anger just now hasn't dissipated yet.

Now this guy is making three points unreasonably, how can he bear it!

"Peng!"

The old man threw the carcass of a half-pig-sized, barely visible as a bird, on the kitchen.

Then, he looked at Lu Xiaobu: "If you have the ability, I'll take a look at it! If you make it, I'll mess with you!"

Made! Really, if you have the ability to speak, forget it, and if you don't have the ability, you can't bear it here!

"Are you serious?" Lu Xiaobu looked at the old man with a look of disbelief: "What are you doing?!"

"Damn!"

The old man was provoked.

"I swear to the Heavenly Dao, if you make a better dish than me, I will mix with you, otherwise, I will thunder and thunder in the sky, and I will not be able to cultivate an inch!"

"Add one more, loss of taste, eating and eating good food one taste. Lu Xiaobu said lightly.

"Damn!!," the old man was terrified!

This guy is too ruthless too.

For a food lover, loss of taste, eating and eating good food for a taste?!

This is even more vicious than cultivating for an inch!

But!

He gritted his teeth: "Okay, I swear! I swear to the Heavenly Dao, if you make a better dish than me, I will mix with you, otherwise, I will thunder and thunder in the sky, and I will not be able to make an inch of cultivation, and I will lose my sense of taste, and I will eat and eat delicious food!"

"Perfect!"

Lu Xiaobu applauded twice.

"It's time to swear!"

The old man stared at Lu Xiaobu viciously.

He's going to make this guy swear a vicious oath too!

Well, if you can't do it, you'll be slapped every day!

As a slap maniac, he must not be able to stand it!

Outcome!

"Why should I swear?" Lu Xiaobu shrugged and said, "I didn't force you to swear just now, and I didn't promise that I would swear!"

That's right!

"Poof!"

The old man has a mouthful of old blood for three kilometers!

It's so shameless!

It's so shameless!

Holy shit, I actually believed such a shameless person?!