Chapter Twenty-Nine: Flirting is Fun
"No, many of the classic love stories we all know are very honest men."
"That's in the story, it's different in reality."
"That's not it, didn't Huang Rong love Guo Jing to death?"
"I think you've read too many novels, and you're out of luck. I'm talking about the real world. ”
"The real world? …… Many honest people in my village have also married wives and live happily. ”
"That's different, the older generation is all introduced to get married, how can we have so many opportunities like we have now?"
"Uh...... Is there more opportunities, but there are no opportunities? "I really served Brother Pig, and even the old man Lu Xun's "There are too many people to walk, and there is no way".
"Correct. What I actually want to tell you is that girls don't like to be with honest people, because many honest people only know how to do things, but they don't know how to be romantic, and they can't arouse the girl's interest to flirt with her. And in love, flirting is a must, without it, love can only be friendship, and the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water. ”
I'm poured, the friendship of gentlemen is as light as water, and I am still a wolf like water. What? Who is the wolf born like water? You'll understand this later, but it's a secret for now.
"Let's put it another way. Many playboy girlfriends change every day, and many women are still sad and sad for him? And know that he has a lot of girls, but he is still a moth to the fire? ”
"That's because they want to die."
"Seriously, this is serious with you."
"You're serious? Serious people can have such fools? "Although I don't admit defeat in my mouth, I know in my heart that what Brother Pig said is the truth, and this situation is not uncommon in society. The honest man keeps watch over the empty room night and night, but the flowery man is the groom day and night, and he enters the cave room every night, and the wind/flow is happy to the extreme.
"You're really rotten wood that can't be carved, forget it, I'm too lazy to tell you."
"Do you mean that flowery men can be romantic and can say nice things, which is something that honest men can't do, and at the same time, this is also a deadly poison for women, so they are so desperate and happy?"
"You're a smart kid."
"I'm smart."
"I didn't see it before, I must have been infected by me after being with me for a long time."
"Uh...... "Brother Pig, your jokes aren't funny at all."
"A woman is a hearing creature by nature, she likes to listen to good things, she likes to listen to sweet words. It can be said that this is their emotional need, and flowery men are often able to meet their emotional needs, so they can mobilize their emotions. They often think of him unconsciously, and they can't help but want to get close to him and listen to his voice.
If you think about it more and invest more, you will naturally fall in love with him. And honest men are different, they speak dryly, without a little nutrition, how can a girl with such a lot of emotions like to talk to a piece of wood all day long? ”
After listening to Brother Zhu's words, I couldn't help but think of a few passages: You must know that at the beginning of great love, there is always one who has to play hooligan first: for example, the White Lady deliberately deceived Xu Xian's umbrella in the rain, Zhu Yingtai's eighteen ministers sent fashion crazy and stupid to tease Liang Shanbo, the Seven Fairies blocked Dong Yong's way, and the Cowherd took advantage of the Weaver Girl's bath to take away her clothes. I think the hooligan here is not the so-called need of Brother Pig to create contradictions and arouse the emotions of the other party?
Although I don't agree with Brother Pig's words, I was stunned, it turns out that there is such a relationship in love. Thinking about Brother Zhu's words carefully, he really can stand the test, it turns out that falling in love with a person is, in the final analysis, just falling in love with his own emotions.
I have to admire Brother Pig, I really don't know where he learned these things? If these things are summarized by himself, then he can become a generation of grandmasters and start a precedent for love studies.
If some of Brother Zhu's previous remarks about love stunned me, then Brother Zhu's next sentence made me feel like I was thundered by the sky, of course, it was not just as simple as being thundered. He said: "The feeling of falling in love with someone can be made. ”
I was really scorched by this thunder, how could it be? How can the feeling of falling in love with someone be created? Falling in love with someone is a feeling, this feeling is irrational, it is not a rigorous and rational natural science, how can it be created?
Brother Pig, you're blowing too outrageously, aren't you? Why didn't I realize you were such a good blower? No wonder you can get your sister-in-law done in a week just by relying on your mouth.
I'm a person who is easily driven by curiosity, which is a bit like a girl, but not as strongly as a girl. If a girl's curiosity can kill people, then my curiosity is to make people fall asleep.
At the same time, I am also a person with a strong desire to learn, although Pig Brother Lei to my theory is a kind of boasting to me, but there is no wind and no waves, and there is no impermeable wall, since he dares to say so, there must be a basis, even if it is a little basis, I also want to hear it.
It's always good to learn to learn, isn't it? Study hard every day, my teachers used to teach me like this. I am glad that so many years after graduation, I can still remember this lesson and combine it with practice. My teacher was also very pleased, even though I wasn't the student she was proud of.
When I asked him to explain that the feeling of falling in love with someone can be made, he told me very seriously that this is a secret that has been buried for many years, and it is not yet time to open it. Like many political documents, they must be deciphered on a specific occasion or at a specific time.
Although I asked again and again, and even used all the radical methods in the thirty-six strategies, but he refused to give an answer, he only said that he would tell you when the time came in the future, so that I should not be anxious and wait patiently.
It's so annoying, if it weren't for him being my pig brother, I would have punched it a long time ago, of course, if my fist was harder than his.
I don't know what time this will be after this? I don't know if Brother Pig will really tell me? What is even more unclear is whether I will still be in this city and live here in the future? The world is impermanent, and who can say many things clearly? Anyway, then let it be.
This time when he went to the small processing factory, when Brother Pig saw the boss, he greeted him from a distance, and trotted all the way over to shake hands with him. Then I chatted with him with great interest, and under Brother Zhu's repeated pleas, the owner of the processing plant also took us on a tour of his processing plant.
Compared with some normal large factories, this processing plant is indeed a little smaller. Located on the first floor, there are dozens of machines, usually one person per machine, working overtime from morning to night.
Now that the machines are idle and the workers are not at work, it is clear that the boss is not in the mood to start work if the 20,000 down jackets that have been piled up in the corner have not been disposed of.
After visiting the processing plant, Brother Pig looked at his watch, sighed, said sorry to the boss of the processing plant, said that he had made an appointment with the owner of another processing plant, and he wanted to talk about something, so he didn't bother him, thank him and so on after a few polite words, he said goodbye and drove me away.
After leaving, I thought he was really okay, but what I didn't expect was that he drove me to the four-season clothing market again, and went to the market to talk to the wholesale proprietress about this and that. Soon, he walked through Sijiqing's wholesale store again, and then went out of the market to take me home.
Unexpectedly, his phone rang at this time, and it turned out that something had happened at the construction site where he was in charge of the project, and he needed to go over to deal with it immediately. We can only go our separate ways. Before leaving, he told me that the reason why he was doing this in the small processing factory was to get away with it.