Section 249 Negotiator Li Huaifeng
In the distance, a guy in a scruffy suit staggered over. [This site has a new URL,Shorthand method:,.]
This guy is wearing a black suit, wearing a floral shirt inside, and the collar of the shirt is on the outside of the suit, which looks very improper. Behind him, a group of people, all of them were in black suits, and all the way they came over was like a little bully on the street, kicking and rolling around.
Li Huaifeng looked at him: "He's the guy who came to you to collect protection money?!" You have the courage to fight him, why don't you have the courage to resist him? ”
The thirteenth sister said: "He is a member of the Giant Crocodile Gang, if it is himself, the matter will be simple, but when it comes to the Giant Crocodile Gang, the problem is not so simple." After all, we are engaged in small business, not a professional gangster, so we can't be involved with a gang for the rest of our lives, right? We are all old and young, and we can't compare with them. ”
Fat Ziji also said: "Damn, go back 20 years, if I have no family, no job and no worries, Lao Tzu will fight with them!" But now, the little one is studying, and the old lady is waiting to see a doctor ....... ”
Li Huaifeng nodded: "I'll help you solve the matter of this giant crocodile gang, and in the future, you will do business well in the two streets, and you won't have to pay protection fees." ”
Fat Tsai Ji said: "If you don't pay the protection fee, although the business of East Street is not as good as that of West Street, it is absolutely no problem for everyone to support their families and make a lot of money, how can we have time to come here to find trouble?" I have time to work and earn money. ”
The thirteenth sister said: "If you don't have to pay protection money, you can do peeing shrimp together, and make money together!" ”
Li Huaifeng nodded: "Okay." ”
Li Huaifeng understood that the contradiction between East Street and West Street was actually not a contradiction. They are all oppressed by the Giant Crocodile Gang Erlongge, and the Giant Crocodile Gang is too large, and their two small businessmen can't resist at all, so they can only survive in the cracks.
Brother Erlong lifted the waiter's skirt all the way, the west family ridiculed the proprietress with two sentences, and a few meat skewers were walked to eat in the south, and the parallel goods in the north were kicked over...... As a bastard, he is also majestic on this West Street.
Brother Erlong walked all the way to the thirteenth sister's shop: "Hey! What about the thirteenth sister? ”
The thirteenth sister hurriedly walked out of the house: "Brother Erlong, go sit inside." ”
Brother Erlong cocked Erlang's legs and put them on the table: "Ah, you ugly woman seems to be getting uglier and uglier, I'm disgusted when I see you, why are you going inside?" Are you going to seduce me with your little grapes? Brother Long, I don't like you! Aha....... ”
Several of the younger brothers around laughed together.
The thirteenth sister's expression was a little embarrassed: "Brother Long, come today, is there something wrong?" ”
Brother Erlong pursed his lips, with a smug face, and ate the shrimp, he was not happy when he heard this, and threw the shrimp skin on the face of the thirteenth sister: "Grass!" Why am I here, you don't know? What time is it today? Protection money, why do we work so hard to protect you all day long, why are you always unconscious? Yes? Protection fee, 20,000 yuan! ”
The thirteenth sister is such a fierce woman, and at this time, she actually laughed with her: "Brother Erlong, why has it risen again?" Didn't you say 18,000 months before? ”
Brother Erlong turned around and looked at the thirteenth sister with an unhappy expression: "Alas, I said you, I haven't seen you for a few days, you talk a lot, you can deal with it!" What do you mean? My son has been in high school recently, can't I buy him more supplements to replenish his brain? Besides, your peeing shrimp are selling so well, whose credit do you think it is? Isn't it special that my two dragons are covering you? ”
At this time, Fat Tsaiji walked out.
Brother Erlong immediately greeted Fat Ziji with a smile when he saw it, and pointed at Fat Ziji with a smile: "Fat Ziji!?" Grass, is that you!? Why are you on West Street!? Oh...... I know! You must have fallen in love with the beauty of the thirteenth sister, right!? ”
"I'll go, Fat Ziji, you are really tasteful, the thirteenth sister has three scars, you have one scar, more than enough for you."
The younger brothers around laughed together. All the people who work know the status of this Erlong brother in the two snack streets of the east and west, everyone is afraid, and they almost dare not look up at this group of people, and they are all busy with something in their hands. Fat Ziji is such a fierce person, and he was ridiculed by Erlong, and he could only laugh embarrassedly.
"Brother Erlong, I want to discuss with you, our business on East Street is not as good as the good ...... on West Street."
"So you have to pay less protection money!" Erlong grabbed the conversation: "Is that what you mean?" ”
Fat Ziji nodded: "Yes, yes, Brother Erlong, you drink water." ”
Erlong picked up the water cup and splashed it on Fat Ziji's face: "What the hell are you doing on West Street?" Who the hell let you come? 12,000 a month, not one point less, one point less, I will pull your lame son out of school and cut it into three! Oh yes, your son is in school, my son is covered, do you have to pay an extra protection fee for him! ”
Ah Zhong and Xiao Qiang were angry, and the two of them gritted their teeth in the room. Li Huaifeng nodded, he saw Brother Erlong's behavior clearly, and now he was 100% sure that he would not fight bad people, and he also believed what the Thirteenth Sister and Fat Ziji, two people who didn't seem to be very reliable, said. What's more, at this time, he was more sympathetic to the tragic experience of the two people, and even more disgusted with the giant crocodile gang, especially this Erlong brother.
Li Huaifeng patted Ah Zhong on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I'll negotiate with this Erlong brother." ”
Ah Zhong stopped Li Huaifeng: "Big brother, this guy is very ruthless, and he belongs to the giant crocodile gang!" You go to negotiate, can you do it? ”
Xiaoqiang also said: "Little brother, you still don't get involved, today because of you we didn't break out of the war, thank you very much, look at you as a student, don't offend the giant crocodile gang for us." ”
Li Huaifeng said with a smile: "Don't worry, the giant crocodile has already offended me, not bad this time, and my negotiation skills are very high, and I will definitely be able to solve it satisfactorily." ”
Li Huaifeng said that he was going out, and Ah Zhong grabbed Li Huaifeng: "Very high? How tall? ”
Li Huaifeng thought for a while: "In short, it's very high, it's very high." ”
Xiaoqiang also arrived: "Will they listen to you?" ”
"Of course!" Li Huaifeng said as a matter of course: "They have to listen to me, because my negotiation skills are very high!" ”
Zhao Xiaotian listened to it, and said in his heart, I haven't seen this big brother negotiate with anyone.
Li Huaifeng broke free of Ah Zhong's hand and comforted: "My negotiation skills are full of ...... Seven or eight meters high! ”
Ah Zhong was stunned, and bowed his head by himself and gestured: "Seven or eight meters? How tall is that? ”
At this time, Brother Erlong was reprimanding Fat Ziji and Thirteen Sisters.
"Damn, you two still think you're ruthless?! Please, it's weaker than our Giant Crocodile Gang, okay? In my eyes, you're just a bunch of stinky fish and shrimp. You! You're you! Dead fat man, it is said that he still came to West Street with a knife today? Please, do you have the guts to cut someone? When you see me, it's like a mouse seeing a cat, and you're so majestic when you come here to play with an ugly woman! ”
"And you!" Brother Erlong began to reprimand the thirteenth sister again: "You too, you have three scars on your face, you don't dress yourself up all year round, you make yourself like a ghost, you think you can control others in this way?" In the eyes of our giant crocodile gang, you are just a tiger (tiger, probably equivalent to a combination of stupid, leng, and reckless) old girls, and you will be obedient to me in the future! ”
At this time, Li Huaifeng walked out, and he silently walked to the position of the beer piece that was more than one person high, and carefully looked for something there.
When Fat Ziji and Thirteen Sister saw him come out, they both turned their heads to look at him, the two looked at each other, and said in their hearts that he just said that he wanted to help solve it, didn't he mean it seriously?
Some of the people around who watched the excitement also saw Li Huaifeng, and went straight to the location of the beer, as if they were looking for something.
Of course, Brother Erlong also saw it, and Brother Erlong was talking about the rise, when suddenly a silly boy came out, wearing a white shirt, and looked like a student.
Brother Erlong has been here all year round, and he knows that the students of São Paulo often come here to eat, and many amazing children are not to be messed with.
Brother Erlong simply ignored Li Huaifeng, and continued to point at the thirteenth sister and the fat boy and said, "Even you two cowards, you dare to bargain with me!?" Do you believe it or not, I'm going to kill your whole family in minutes? Yes? ”
At this time, Li Huaifeng walked to another place and began to rummage around, and he didn't know how hard to control it at all.
Brother Erlong was a little impatient, and felt that this kid was so good. I'm lecturing here so viciously, you don't seem to feel the atmosphere here at all. You should tremble, tremble, be cautious, and walk on thin ice! It's the same as having no heart and no lungs, for fear that I won't pay attention to you?
Brother Erlong frowned and asked the thirteenth sister: "Who is that kid?" ”
The thirteenth sister said: "He...... He is...... It's kind of a customer, but I haven't eaten before, so it's delayed for a while. ”
"It's so disturbing!" Li Huaifeng said to himself: "Why don't you have a handy thing?" ”
Brother Erlong raised his chin unhappily: "Hey! That stinky boy, what are you looking for? Brother Long is here to lecture you, you roll the calf for me! ”
Li Huaifeng is still looking through the boxes and cabinets by himself.
"Hey! Why don't you hear me!? I'm going to be deaf, this kid is deaf? ”
Li Huai didn't raise his head in the limelight: "Brother Erlong, you wait a while, I'm here to negotiate with you." ”
Brother Erlong's big eyes blinked, and he pointed at himself with his finger: "Follow me?" Negotiation? ”
The people around laughed together, and Brother Erlong also laughed: "This little idiot is quite interesting, a little ghost wants to negotiate with me!?" I'm really a dog, and I actually encountered such a weird thing, a bullshit elementary school student in school wants to negotiate with me!? When did my second brother Long become so merciful? Am I the kind of person who shows mercy to the other person just because he is a student? Yes? ”
The younger brothers of Brother Erlong around laughed together.
Li Huaifeng finally found something - a box of toothpicks and smiled.