221 If you tell me to pee, I'll pee?
The dangerous night has passed, and the morning sun appears on the sea, so beautiful that you can't open your eyes.
I don't know who yelled, "Everyone get up to pee, than far away." ”
"Yes, while the women haven't woken up yet, let's compete."
I don't know why, this is not a very ideal building, but it has been recognized by many people.
Especially Mei Huiming, he was about to rush over to take the lead.
"Come, come, come, queue!"
Behind this group of men, there are also celebrities such as Nozomi Aso, Miyuki Yokoyama, Akiho Yoshizawa, Kyoka, Yu Namiki, ******, Yui Hatano and so on.
They brought stools and prepared to watch the game.
A row of second ancestors, all standing on the deck, facing the sea, the spring warmth melted.
"Early in the morning, the birds are out of the cage!"
Liao Kai, as the initiator, also became a referee.
Wow, windward wet shoes?
Wow, I can't pee in the sea yet.
"I don't know who peed in the sea last night, it's so loud, booming, it's scary." The youngest guy rubbed his eyes, "What are you guys doing?" ”
"Babble, there's a game!" He was in good spirits, and when he saw Pan Shao's appearance, he was triumphant, "I told you not to play too fiercely last night, and I couldn't bear it the next day, I just didn't believe it." ”
"Bah, you're not the same."
"Pee out of the big overseas, I said you cow!"
The distance from the deck to the sea surface is still about one meter, and only Liao Kai and the three of them urinate this distance.
Mei Huiming was even more proud, "I have always let you eat the products of the Tianxia Group, you are good, save money every day." Can this kind of money be saved? ”。
"That is, you have to make up for it when you are young, and when you are old, you will have a good time." Wang Hongfei was even more excited, and his face flushed. "I'm going to do it again now, and it's no problem."
"Hehe, we'll take it when we see it." Liao Kai was serious, "Our food is the best in the country, of course the body is better!" They eat garbage, so it's good if they don't get their shoes wet! ”
"Brother Kai, it's a little nice in the morning!"
Liao Kai pretended to be surprised, "What? Wet shoes downwind? What the hell are you playing? ”
"We understand your suffering, quack quack......"
Liao Kai and the others laughed.
The food of the world group, as long as it is eaten often. The body is good. In the past, Mei Huiming was prone to sweating, and even Huang Ke couldn't do it, and he was often disliked.
Now that he has turned over to be the master, he will come and go as soon as he moves, and he will get out of me if he plays, and I will count you as money.
How can we be fooling around with an Internet celebrity face all the time? At least hang out with a few more Internet celebrity faces, right?
However, this time Huang Ke is still the only domestic girl, and I am honored! Rao was like this, he was still sunk by Mei Huiming's cannon last night. I couldn't move for a long time, and I'm still lying down!
Mei Hui is relieved! Today, it is overwhelming the crowd again, it is simply bullish! He felt that he didn't need to take medicine, and he could go to Yamato to shoot movies.
At this time. The Korean girls also got up to watch the grand occasion of the game, and then rated the seats in their hearts, and the evening program. How to play? Isn't that a goal?
Yes, life is so brutal, all the people who fail. I guess I can't find a female companion at night.
Inside the cabin, there were only two people left.
Park Eun suddenly stepped forward, hugged Link, and didn't let go, the huge ball of meat was squeezing, "Do you dislike me for being an artist?" ”
"Wow, what's this routine?" Link was shocked, why was he babbling?
Quickly coughed, "No, no, it's just that I already have a lot of girlfriends." Couldn't be more. ”
"What? Do you have a girlfriend? ”
Park Eun Rate was a little lost, no, very lost, "What's her name?" Have I seen it? ”。
"Damn, of course I can't see it." Link snorted, and he found that Park Eun was so simple that he was scary, and he didn't look like he had been deceived.
There's no reason for that! A girl who looks so good should have been deceived since she was a child! Why don't you understand anything? Could it be that Korean companies are too good at protecting artists?
What's even more unreasonable, there are more shady companies in South Korea than in China, and artists are all under unspoken rules, or in other words, clear rules.
"Uh...... How do I answer this? ”
"It's okay, I'm just asking. Guaranteed not to be angry. Park Eun looked at Link with a smile like a little girl, "They must be beautiful, right?" ”
"Pretty isn't the only criterion I have for choosing a girlfriend."
"In addition to being pretty, you also want to be in shape?"
Link was speechless, his eyes white, "Why are you so superficial?" When I look at women, in addition to their appearance, they also look at the inside. ”
Park nodded, stood up suddenly, and kissed Link.
"Let's go outside and take a look, it's so lively, it looks like it's some kind of competition."
Link followed Park Eun out to see the lively crowd.
Link frowned, what the hell is this game? It's even farther than peeing?
"Wow...... Mei Huiming first place. Congratulations ......"
The actresses also rushed forward and kissed one after another.
Mei Huiming feels that this moment is the pinnacle of his life.
It's so happy, even if you hug left and right, you can still enjoy the kiss of a "movie star", you can't enjoy it anymore.
"Why do I have an urge to kill a thousand people?" Mei Huiming's heart was beating faster, he wanted to yell, he wanted to kill a thousand people.
Thousands of people have always been beheaded, and all men have been beheaded, why can't women be beheaded today?
But he touched his old waist and dispelled this idea, "Go back and ask Su Xia to ask a few female companions, I will fight 5." ”
Yes, so decided. Mei Huiming slapped his left and right hands, admiring himself.
Link came out, and it didn't seem like anything to look forward to.
Everyone's eyes were all looking at each other, with bad intentions.
Park Eun took two steps back, what happened to them? Why are they all bad laughs?
"Boss, you're the only one missing."
"Boss, pee a ......"
"Boss Link, pee a ......"
"Pee one, pee one."
"Pee, pee, pee, pee, ......"
Link takes a deep breath, is this a bunch of neuropaths? Am I making friends carelessly? Or are you on the wrong boat?
Look at the faces of the people on the other side, it's still those people! One night gone by and completely insane? Could it be that last night's incident had an impact on them invisibly?
No way. Last night, there was just a "pop" of water at most, which was similar to standing up and falling, and no one would notice.
But a bunch of men and women who told Link to pee and pee for them? What does that mean?
What about human rights? What about dignity? If you tell me to pee, I'll pee? I'll shoot you in the mouth and tell you.
Link was still thinking about how to fool the past, but he couldn't help it, and he was caught.
Then, surrounded by everyone, we came to the front of the deck.
"Yikes. It's a headwind, do you want to wait? Liao Kai asked.
"Not waiting, not waiting. Direct urine. ”
"Yes, as long as you can pee off the deck, we'll count you as good."
"As long as Boss Link can pee out of the deck, we will only eat the food of the Tianxia Group in the future."
"Only eat the food of the Tianxia Group."
Link looked behind him, and Park Eun squeezed next to him excitedly, "Come on!" I'm sticking with you! ”
Link looked at Liao Kai and the others, "You all write it down." Who does not buy our products in the future, bless him with wet shoes for the wind. ”
"Good!"
It's hard to ride a tiger, it's really hard to ride a tiger. If you knew it earlier, you would have come out later, and now you will come out. was pressed into battle.
Korean beauties, Yamato women's worries, all lined up, excitedly looking forward to it.
This big brother in everyone's eyes. This man with the best figure, this mysterious boss who created the world's group.
It's true? Can you pee out of the deck against the wind?
You know, the sea breeze is no better than the land breeze. It's powerful!
The young man yelled, "I still have a little pee, I'll try it first." ”
He almost peed out of the deck just now, and he was very unconvinced. If you can pee out of the deck in the case of a headwind, you can definitely be ashamed.
even won the first place and enjoyed Mei Huiming's treatment. Embrace the left and the right, and enjoy the blessings of all people.
"I'm coming." The young man let out a loud shout and pulled the bird out of his crotch, "Launch!" ”
Link quickly stepped out of the way. Everyone also stepped back to give him the most room to play.
Whew...... A merciless sea breeze blows.
What about the urine of young people? Deck or dry?
Everyone searched desperately, and then looked at the young man.
Oh...... My face was wet, and there was a lot of stains on my clothes and pants.
"Hahaha......"
I can't bear it, it's simple.
The person who claimed to be the first to win the first place was soaked in urine with all his might, but he was blown on his body by the sea breeze.
The world is strong. The young man finally experienced that he had been in a depressed state for the past few days, had just come of age, and was not fun at all.
"Link, it's your turn! Hurry up and pee! ”
Link looked around, there was no choice but to use a soak of urine to extinguish the enthusiasm of this group of people.
The birds are out!
People who are a little farther away from each other can not see very clearly, but they can see the huge head.
All the men on the scene were full of sadness, they couldn't compare, they would never compare.
Park Eun saw it most clearly, his mouth was open, his heart was beating faster, and his hands and feet were trembling, "It's so big, my mouth can't eat it." ”
The surrounding Yamato actresses also licked the corners of their mouths excitedly, "We haven't seen such a great man as Lin Kejun yet." ”
"I'd love to try it."
"Me too, why don't we ask him to film?" Teacher Cang said.
"Then you have to be agreed! This time, we are all here to visit the cave, and next time, we will definitely ask him alone. ”
"Why don't we ask him out? A thousand people to chop? ”
"Let Link deal with us alone?"
"Try? Give it a try! Hojo was also very excited.
"I'm starting to pee, everyone."
Everyone's eyes were on Link.
A perfect arc appeared in the air, and against the sea breeze, it broke through the sky.
One meter ......
went out of the deck, surpassing Mei Huiming and the three of them.
Two meters ......
Still rushing forward!
"Wow, it's amazing to pee 5 meters away." Everyone burst into loud applause at the same time.
"This is the best pee I've ever seen."
"The urine is clean in color, it proves that we are healthy, and the impact is extremely strong, you can imagine what it would be like if it was an essence and ejaculated into our stomachs." is still an actress with rich experience and understands a lot at a glance.
"Moreover, the urine does not bifurcate, and the persistence is still very strong, it is simply a fighter among men."
"Then our thousand people are killed, have a chance?" (To be continued.) )